She Was Probably a Guy
God Ate My Homework Lyrics

Some girls will leave you, Don't even say goodbye
It's possible for women to leave without any explanation or closure.

Some girls deceive you, And some just up and die
Other girls can deceive or unexpectedly pass.

But looking back, there was just one fling That really made me cry
Out of all the flings, there was one that hurt the most.

When I found out... I mean it seemed like... I mean...
The revelation was shocking and hard to believe, even in retrospect.

She was probably a guy I ain't tellin' you no lie She's got more than meets the eye
The fling was most likely with a transgender woman, which was a surprise.

That scene in Ferris Bueller Where the car died made her cry. But I think she was probably a guy
A movie that made the fling emotional was Ferris Bueller's Day Off, leading to more confusion about her identity.

People ask me why I'm single As if it's a surprise When I try to ask girls out I end up paralyzed
Others are curious about why the singer is single, but asking women out can be nerve-wracking and difficult.

But when I'm on the Internet I'm suave I'm debonair Sex appeal like Patrick Stewart Except with better hair
The artist has more confidence online, where their physical appearance doesn't matter as much.

I met this girl the other night We were the perfect match But like everything in life, There had to be a catch
Despite meeting a seemingly perfect girl, there was a catch that interfered with their compatibility.

She was probably a guy She's got an X and Y She uses nicks like cutie pie She was probably a guy
The girl the artist met was likely a transgender woman due to their choice of online username.

If she doesn't get her daily dose Of Quake she's gonna die But I think she was probably a guy
The singer suspects their online love interest may have been male due to their love for the video game Quake.

I know that she's the one for me I'm givin' her my all She can be my action figure I'll be her baby doll
The artist is fully invested in the relationship and willing to take on non-traditional roles.

I'd the be the Turner for her Hooch, The Penn for her Teller I'd be her Anne Sullivan She'd be my Helen Keller
The singer is willing to take on any role to be with their love interest, referencing various famous duos.

I knew we'd last forever Or at least 'til Y2K But for reasons I'll explain It just didn't turn out that way...
The singer was hopeful for a long-lasting relationship, but something prevented it from working.

She was probably a guy She says Top Gun is pretty fly. She really hates to wear a tie. She was probably a guy
More evidence points to the singer's online love interest being transgender, including their taste in movies and dislike of wearing ties.

Ozzie Smith and Pee Wee Reese, She says it'll always be a tie. But I think she was probably a guy
The artist is still uncertain of their love interest's gender due to ambiguous statements and interests.

Age, sex, location! I'm from Tsawwassen Age, sex, location! I'm twenty-two Age, sex, location! It's in Cananda Age, sex, location! How 'bout you?
The song references common questions asked on online dating platforms, highlighting the artist's experience with them.

I ordered her some lingerie But it was all for naught I sent a dozen roses, But she didn't like the thought
The singer went to great lengths to impress their love interest, but it didn't pan out.

She wouldn't give her phone number, So I tried telephony She got down the CU part But she wouldn't do SeeMe
The singer tried to communicate with their love interest in different ways, but they were resistant to sharing personal information or video chatting.

Something seemed a little off It filled my mind with doubt Like Dom DeLuise at the gym It just didn't work out
The artist had a gut feeling that something was off with the relationship, and ultimately it didn't work out.