Sehventain Year-es
Group X Lyrics

Thank you for calling the Waffle House can I help you?
The singer answers a call made to Waffle House.

Hello!, yes, yais.....Who is this?
The person calling answers with a greeting and requests for the caller's identity.

This is Sue.
The caller introduces herself as Sue.

Alright, hello Sue.
The artist greets Sue.

I'm ready to place my order for food to take off home.
The caller wants to make an order for takeout.

First.....two hotan sandwaches are preety good.....and uh
The singer recommends that the caller get two hot sandwiches, but it is not clear what kind.

You want what?
The caller is asked what she wants to order.

Two hotan sandwaches and a salad bowl...and doo....doo, doo Mr. Cokes
The caller orders two hot sandwiches, a salad bowl, and two Mr. Cokes. The artist does not understand what 'doo' means.

I can't understand you.
The artist cannot understand what the caller is saying.

Two cokes and....
The artist repeats the order for two Cokes.

Doo...no Mr. Coke.....Two Mr. Cokes. Do you like those?
The caller clarifies that she wants two Mr. Cokes and asks if they are available. The singer confirms the order.

Do you have those to sell?
The caller asks if Mr. Cokes are available to purchase.

Have what?
The singer asks what the caller is referring to.

Mr. Cooooookkkkeeee.....Mr. Coke....
The caller repeats the name of the drink she wants to order.

Ya know like da drink with.. the drink...
The caller is describing the drink she wants to order.

Two cokes?
The artist confirms the order for two Cokes.

Two Mr. Cokes.
The caller repeats the order for two Mr. Cokes.

What else?
The singer asks what else the caller wants to order.

Two sandwiches.
The caller repeats the order for two sandwiches.

What kind of samwich.
The artist asks what kind of sandwich the caller wants.

What kind do you ha....Samwich?
The caller asks what sandwich options are available.

Is there an m in the american word of sandwich?
The caller is curious if there is an 'm' in the word 'sandwich'.

Bacon egg cheese, Ham egg cheese, BLT...
The singer lists several sandwich options.

Wooahhh....good. Can you do that again is that a song?
The caller compliments the artist's sandwich list and asks if it is a song.

Do it again one more time please.
The caller requests that the singer repeat the sandwich list.

Quarter cheese, patty mayo, BLT, grilled ham and cheese, Grilled cheese.
The singer lists several sandwich options again.

(sings along)
The caller sings along with the singer's list of sandwiches.

Good. You have been practicing your p's and q's..have you not.
The artist compliments the caller on her manners.

What would you like?
The artist asks what the caller would like to order.

I want the first one that you made on the list.
The caller wants the first sandwich option that the singer listed earlier.

Quarter cheese?
The singer confirms the caller wants a quarter cheese sandwich.

Wha...No could I get half of one?
The caller changes her mind and wants half of a sandwich.

Grilled ham and cheese?
The artist asks if the caller wants a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

No..just a half of...a half of a cheese.
The caller clarifies she wants only half of a cheese sandwich.

No!!!! Who say hhham? No one here is saying hham!
The caller corrects the singer's pronunciation of 'ham.'

Just tell me whatcha want I got ta go.
The artist wants the caller to quickly place her order.

Alright, I want the quart...haif, one half, one an a half of a quater cheese.
The caller tries to order a specific amount of a sandwich.

We dont have one and a half...We dont have half.
The singer tells the caller they do not have a specific amount of sandwich available.

Deluxe, oh Deluxe definatly.
The caller changes her order to a deluxe sandwich.

You dont have half? ALright, two and a half then.
The caller adds two more sandwiches to her order since half is not available.

We dont have halfs you want two?
The artist tells the caller that half sandwiches are not available and asks if she wants two full sandwiches instead.

*In southern drawl* Hafff?
The caller pronounces 'half' with a southern accent.

What.. What does tha..Oh!
The caller realizes there was confusion about the order.

You were saying what I was saying in a different way.
The caller realizes there was a misunderstanding about the order due to differences in pronunciation of 'half'.

You want two grilled ham and cheese?
The artist clarifies if the caller wants two grilled ham and cheese sandwiches.

No...no...I want two cheese deluxe.
The caller corrects the order to two deluxe cheese sandwiches.

Two grilled cheese deluxe?
The singer confirms the order for two deluxe cheese sandwiches.

With a side of mayonaise. Mackshmayenose.
The caller requests a side of mayonnaise and mispronounces the word.

Two grilled cheese with...
The singer confirms the order for two grilled cheese sandwiches.

No! What dey fudge! Not grilled cheese, two quater cheeses.
The caller corrects the order again to two quarter cheese sandwiches.

Two quater cheese?
The singer confirms the order for two quarter cheese sandwiches.

DELUXE! Cmon misses you dont you are not...
The caller confirms she wants the deluxe version of the quarter cheese sandwich and is frustrated with the artist's confusion.

Speak english and I can understand you.
The caller requests that the artist speak more clearly.

How long have you been working at this place?
The caller asks how long the singer has been working at Waffle House.

Ive been here 17 years, how long uve been in America?
The singer tells the caller they have been working at Waffle House for 17 years and asks the caller how long they have been in America.

Ooohhhh now youve done it.
The caller appears offended by the artist's question.

Now youve fudged the bucket and told me too many words too know.
The caller makes a sarcastic remark implying that the artist used too many words.

Do you want anything?
The artist asks if the caller wants to order anything else.

Yes I do. Im ready to order now.
The caller is ready to place another order.

Two quarter cheese?
The artist confirms the order for two quarter cheese sandwiches.

Two big deluxes.
The caller changes her order to two big deluxe sandwiches.

OK. What else?
The singer asks if there's anything else the caller wants to order.

A Mcshake.
The caller orders a McShake, but the singer informs her they do not have milkshakes available.

We dont have milkshakes.
The artist tells the caller they do not have milkshakes available.

Ah..Na..God damnit......You say youve been working here soooo long, like a hot shot, but you dont even know what you have.
The caller is frustrated that the artist does not know what is available to order.

Alright list *she hangs up*
The caller abruptly ends the call.

Shhiiiiaaaat....Shiiaat.
The singer expresses frustration about the call ending abruptly.