Video Blues
Hank Williams Jr. Lyrics


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Well the latest craze going around
Is called the video cassete recorder.
And I was the first one in my town
To send off my money order.
Well I thought that thing would never get here
But old UPS came through.
I ripped the box apart and bless their hearts
They sent a free movie too.
Well I hooked it up once
And I hooked it up twice and 8 or 9 more times.
I had it all wrong but I finally got it right,
Just play, stop, rewind.
I grabbed the movie they sent and I shoved it right in
It was called The X-Rated Reviews.
Now, I seen movies where folks kiss
But I never seen nothing like this.
Oh Lord, I got the video blues.

Well I drove downtown to join the tape club
And friends I've got some news.
Most all the movies they had down there
Was just like they one they sent me too.
I bought Star Wars, Jaws, Poltergeist, Superman 1 and 2.
When they added it up I'd spent three hundred bucks.
I got the video blues.

I got the video blues, don't know what to do.
This could get expensive.
I want a camera to zoom, remote control too,
So I can make documentaries.
Now they're trying to pass laws about copyrights and all
And taping things off of the tube.
I'd probably be better off if they's haul this thing off,
'Cause I've got the video blues.

Well I called my girl to come on over
'Cause I had new movies to show.
I started her off with Smokey And The Bandit
I thought I'd kind of take it slow.
But later that night when the time was right
I showed one called Sweedish Ways.
She said, "Well, I've never in my life..
Well, I guess it's alright...
Hey! Yeah, go on, let it play!"

I got the video blues, what have I got into?
This thing has taken my place.
She don't wanna hug or make any love.
She just sits there with that funny look on her face.
I came on too strong, I shoulda known all along
What I was getting into.
She won't give me a kiss, 'cause she's afraid she'll miss
Something from the Movies Review.

I've got the video blues, don't know what to do,
And this could get expensive.
I want a camera to zoom, remote control too,
So I can make home documentaries.
Now they're trying to pass laws about copyrights and all
And taping things off of the tube.
I'd probably be better off if they'd haul this thing off
'Cause I got the video blues.
I'd be so much better off if they'd haul this stuff off
'Cause I got the video blues.





Hey baby, it's me. I'm still here.
Hey, look at me!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Hank Williams Jr.'s song Video Blues tell a humorous story about the singer's experience with the latest craze in town - the video cassette recorder. The singer was excited when he sent off his money order to get one of the latest gadgets in town. When the gadget finally arrived, he ripped the box apart and hooked it up. However, he had some trouble with getting it to work right. He finally got it right after several attempts and got a free movie along with it called The X-Rated Reviews. However, the singer was not prepared to see what was in the movie. He had seen movies where people kiss, but nothing like what he saw. This experience left him with the video blues.


The singer soon joined a tape club downtown and spent $300 on movies such as Star Wars, Jaws, Poltergeist, Superman 1 and 2. He realized that his new habit was getting quite expensive, especially when he started thinking about getting a camera with a zoom and remote control so he could make documentaries. The recent laws about copyrights and taping things off of the TV made him wonder if he should just get rid of the whole gadget. To add to his problems, his girlfriend wasn't giving him any attention because of the new toy. She was more interested in watching Swedish movies than hugging or making love with him. In the end, the singer realized that he had the video blues.


Line by Line Meaning

Well the latest craze going around
There's a new trend in town


Is called the video cassette recorder.
It's called the video cassette recorder.


And I was the first one in my town
I was the first in my town to buy it.


To send off my money order.
I sent my payment by mail.


Well I thought that thing would never get here
I was so excited that I thought it took forever to arrive.


But old UPS came through.
Fortunately, UPS did not disappoint me.


I ripped the box apart and bless their hearts
I tore open the box and was grateful for what was inside.


They sent a free movie too.
They included a free movie in the package.


Well I hooked it up once
I tried to install it the first time.


And I hooked it up twice and 8 or 9 more times.
I hooked it up multiple times, but still had difficulty.


I had it all wrong but I finally got it right,
I made several mistakes, but eventually figured it out.


Just play, stop, rewind.
I learned the basic controls: play, stop, rewind.


I grabbed the movie they sent and I shoved it right in
I eagerly inserted the free movie into the VCR.


It was called The X-Rated Reviews.
The movie they sent was labeled The X-Rated Reviews.


Now, I seen movies where folks kiss
I've watched movies with kissing scenes before.


But I never seen nothing like this.
But I've never seen anything like this one before.


Oh Lord, I got the video blues.
Oh no, I have the video blues!


Well I drove downtown to join the tape club
I went downtown to join the video rental club.


And friends I've got some news.
And I have some news to share.


Most all the movies they had down there
Almost all the movies available for rent at the club


Was just like they one they sent me too.
Were similar to the free movie I got with the VCR.


I bought Star Wars, Jaws, Poltergeist, Superman 1 and 2.
I purchased Star Wars, Jaws, Poltergeist, Superman 1 and 2 movies to watch.


When they added it up I'd spent three hundred bucks.
When they totaled my rental fees, they added up to $300.


I got the video blues.
I have the video blues!


I got the video blues, don't know what to do.
I have the video blues and I don't know what to do.


This could get expensive.
This could become costly.


I want a camera to zoom, remote control too,
I want to have a camera with zoom and remote control.


So I can make documentaries.
So I can make my own documentaries.


Now they're trying to pass laws about copyrights and all
The government is currently making attempts to regulate copyrights related to this technology.


And taping things off of the tube.
And recording content from television.


I'd probably be better off if they's haul this thing off,
Maybe things would be better if they removed the VCR altogether.


'Cause I've got the video blues.
Because I'm experiencing the video blues!


Well I called my girl to come on over
I invited my girlfriend over to watch movies.


'Cause I had new movies to show.
Because I wanted to introduce her to some new movies.


I started her off with Smokey And The Bandit
I began with the movie Smokey and the Bandit.


I thought I'd kind of take it slow.
I thought I'd start with an easy one and work my way up.


But later that night when the time was right
Later on in the evening when the mood was appropriate.


I showed one called Sweedish Ways.
I showed her a movie titled Swedish Ways.


She said, "Well, I've never in my life..
She was surprised by the content she saw.


Well, I guess it's alright...
However, she accepted it and said it was okay.


Hey! Yeah, go on, let it play!"
She eventually told me to continue playing the movie.


This thing has taken my place.
This technology has taken up too much of my time.


She don't wanna hug or make any love.
She's not interested in any physical affection at the moment.


She just sits there with that funny look on her face.
Instead, she sits and watches the movies with a funny expression.


I came on too strong, I shoulda known all along
I was too enthusiastic about this whole situation and should have managed my expectations better.


What I was getting into.
I didn't anticipate how this would impact my relationship.


She won't give me a kiss, 'cause she's afraid she'll miss
She's reluctant to take her eyes off the screen even for a kiss.


Something from the Movies Review.
She doesn't want to miss any highlights from the movie she's watching.


I'd be so much better off if they'd haul this stuff off
Maybe it would be best if they removed this device altogether.


'Cause I got the video blues.
Because I am experiencing the video blues!


Hey baby, it's me. I'm still here.
Hey baby, it's still me, haven't left yet.


Hey, look at me!
Pay attention to me!




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My Brother Donnie

This is from that era where Hank could write a song about anything, at anytime

Steven Mich

This song is hilariousšŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ underrated for sure!

Commodore1702

Badass song! Been trying to find since I only have it on 8-track.

Pontus Jƶnsson

Just play, stop, rewind! Excellent tune

Doug Troklus

In 1984 olā€™ UPS came through!

doughesson

Fun Fact:Sony wouldn't license Betamax for public use so everyone went with VHS & made home movies.

icebirdz

Song about VHS, love Hank.

Don Scott

This is actually a pretty dirty song lol Notice the sexual innuendos?

doughesson

Not much gets by you does it?
My Grandmother thought that it was too dirty for her grandson who was in the Navy at the time to be listening to.

Harry Moorehouse

Smokey & the Bandit>>>> https://archive.org/details/SmokeyAndTheBandit

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