Asian Jake Paul
IDubbbz Lyrics

Calling all units, shots fired
Urgent situation, need assistance immediately

Shots fired in front of the Supreme store
There has been a disturbance at the Supreme store

There's about to be a 261 in progress
An incident is currently ongoing and needs attention

Send all available units
Request for backup from anyone available

Send in the back-up
Need for reinforcement

Send in the big guns
Need for large, powerful assistance

Send in the K9 unit
Need for specially trained dogs for assistance

Send in the, fuck
Expression of frustration because the artist is not getting the assistance they need

I wanna be gay 'cause you're fucked and I wanna savour it
I wish to experience the pleasure you are feeling as a result of my actions

But it's cool, after smashing you I'll PayPal you 2K
I will compensate you after defeating you

Oh, no! You getting mad?
The singer addresses the opponent and rhetorically asks if they are becoming angry

And knock the phone right out of my hand?
A reaction of surprise to a physical aggression from the opponent

That shit was fucking absurd
The actions of the opponent were nonsensical and made little sense

You're a 'rapper' who can't resolve shit with words?
The opponent is unable to effectively communicate, despite being a rapper

Talk like you eating some paste, ayy
The opponent has poor communication skills and appears to talk unintelligibly

Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy
A rhetorical question on the opponent's probable level of intelligence

Say to your audience face, ayy, how Jacob Sartorius tastes
The artist challenges the opponent to express their opinion on another artist publicly

Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghostwriter
The opponent appears to be afraid, perhaps from challenging the singer's authenticity in writing his own work

Well, ditto, little bitch, but I'm not scared to show mine
The singer is not afraid to reveal his writing work

You've been pretending
The opponent is alleged to be fake in their actions or persona

Ever since your little rice balls descended
The opponent has been pretending to be tough ever since they went through puberty

Let kids think you did it all
The opponent is presenting themselves as something they are not, to impress children

When you weren't capable of making up playground insults
The opponent was lacking in creative ability when making insults

That's bad, but then I heard you try to rap
The opponent's failed attempts at something extends beyond insults, and even extends to music

I was more disappointed than when I found out Casey Neistat didn't have nice tats
The singer was extremely let down

Boy, gotta flex, gotta flex, flex, flex
The opponent has an obsessive need to show off

Because when you've got no personality, replace it with a Rolex
The opponent has nothing unique or interesting about themselves and compensates by flaunting material possessions

You really don't see your friends rolling their eyes?
The opponent's attempts to show off are seen as childish by their peers

Hoping to die, they're so tired
The opponent's friends are so over his behavior that they would rather die

No, no, no, no, you think they're gonna say 'Oh my God, you're such a legend'
The opponent is naive if he thinks his behavior will be praised

You make me so wet with your reckless spending
The opponent is delusional if he thinks his money impresses people

You gained my respect and you're oh so funny
The opponent is delusional to think his character has earned him any respect or admiration

Please, take me to your mansion and fuck me!
The opponent is delusional to think his money would get him a date

You're fucking delusional
The opponent has a warped sense of reality

So try your best to remember
The singer advises the opponent to keep something in mind

You are not a pimp
The opponent is not as impressive as he thinks he is

You're a borderline sex offender
The opponent's behavior could be construed as inappropriate and disrespectful to women

Diss boy a flavor of the month
The opponent is just a temporary trend, fashion or interest

But which is it, huh? A whiny Vietnamese wanna-be gangsta
The singer exposes the opponent for what they really are - a weak poser, pretending to be something he's not

It's salt and vi-nigga
A pun on the word Vietnamese culture to describe someone who isn't authentic and true to their roots

You're like Kanye without the talent
The opponent has a massive ego and thinks they're as talented as Kanye despite lacking his skill

Like Jackie Chan but a little faggot
A racist slur to describe the opponent

Like Soulja Boy but
The opponent is like Soulja Boy in some regards

Actually, yeah, you're exactly like Soulja Boy
The opponent has numerous similarities with Soulja Boy

Say you don't wanna look like a little bitch
The opponent is concerned with how he appears to others

But, dude, you're gonna be crucified
The opponent is facing dire consequences for their actions

How can you claim that shit?
The opponent is being challenged for making ridiculous claims

When you're too scared to go in on PewDiePie?
The opponent is too cowardly to directly target PewDiePie

Little ho, little bitch
The opponent is being disrespected derogatively

Suck my 5.3 inch dick
The opponent is being demeaned in a vulgar manner

Admit that you just got pounded
The opponent was defeated and outmatched

I'd say 'take the L' if you could pronounce it
The artist is making fun of the opponent's English skills

Get it, because you're Asian?
The artist is making a racially insensitive joke

That's what you wanted, right?
The singer is challenging the opponent's motives for their actions

Hey, let's make fun of the Asian boy with his Asian boyish eyes
The singer is making another racist and insensitive remark

Jesus Christ, you're as predictable as a house tour
The opponent is extremely easy to predict or read

To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor
The opponent is incredibly shallow and lacks depth and substance

Whatever you've promised to follow, you've quit
The opponent lacks dedication and follow-through

You can't persist for shit, you narcissistic prick
The opponent is too self-absorbed and cannot commit or persevere

Your audience is fickle, here's what I predict
The opponent's fanbase is unreliable and unpredictable

Your channel's bound to crash down to rubble (oh, no!)
The opponent's channel is destined for failure

How the fuck can someone called Gum
The singer questions the opponent's username or nickname

Not realise they're in a bubble?
The opponent cannot think outside of their own space or situation

But let me guess, I'm irrelevant, right?
The opponent tries to discredit the artist's message by saying they are nobody

Isn't that your excuse?
The opponent believes that the artist might be irrelevant because nobody knows who they are

When you're too stupid to explain your views
The opponent lacks the ability to articulate their beliefs or statements

'Cause you're as basic as a one-block Rubik's Cube
The opponent is very simple and unremarkable

You're an insecure, unoriginal little bitch and that's that
The opponent is insecure and unoriginal

So, come to think of it
As the artist reflects, they realize

You're actually the dog filter on Snapchat
The opponent is merely an insignificant Snapchat filter

Got cash, cash, money and the views and the clicks
The opponent has a lot of money, views, and clicks

And yet you're always gonna be a little bitch
The opponent may have everything but still lacks what it is to be a good person

Now I'm finished as planned
The singer is done with their message

It was just three minutes so it wasn't that bad
The singer minimizes the time and effort they put into the song

But I got one question to ask you, bro
The singer has one final thing to say to the opponent

Did it feel good, though?
The artist questions if the opponent enjoyed the attention, even though it was negative