Shaggy Show
Insane Clown Posse Lyrics

From Southwest Detroit deep within some island's industrial
From the heart of Southwest Detroit, amidst the grim surroundings of an industrial wasteland

Waste depositories it's Shaggy Time!
Welcome to Shaggy Time, a period of entertainment set amidst the waste and grime

Hey! How ya doin' down there? I've got mice here!
Greetings! How are you all doing? I have a small infestation of mice in my vicinity

Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the show
Alright everyone, what's happening? Welcome to this captivating performance

I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin' know
I am Shaggy, a well-known figure, as if you weren't already aware

This is my sidekick Fat Pat
Allow me to introduce my loyal companion, Fat Pat

He goes 'Ha ha ha ha' and all a that (That's right!)
He exudes laughter, responding with 'Ha ha ha ha' and other humorous expressions (Indeed!)

Anyhow on my way here I almost died
Anyway, during my journey here, I had a near-death experience

This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five
The individual driving in front of me seemed to be a staggering one hundred and five years old

They worry about drunks, and late night truckers
Authorities are concerned about intoxicated individuals and tired, late-night truck drivers

Old ass bitches try to kill motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
Elderly individuals attempt to harm others, making for a comical yet dangerous situation (Ha ha ha ha)

This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more
A lady persistently keeps her left turn signal activated for an hour or possibly longer

Then she makes a right into my side door
Eventually, she makes a sudden right turn directly into my vehicle's side door

This comedy shit's gettin' old
The comedic aspect of these incidents is becoming tiresome and stale

The game is to be sold, not to be told
The key is to make money and profit from one's endeavors, not simply speak about it

Oh yeah, you can feel the excitement right?
Can't you sense the exhilaration in the air?

Snoop dogg is with us tonight
The legendary Snoop Dogg is present and joining us for tonight's show

That's what I'm sayin'
That's exactly what I mean

On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain't playin'
The Shaggy Show is not a joke; we take it seriously

And that ain't it, also on the show
But that's not all; we have more in store for this performance

Another motherfucker that well, some of you know
Another individual, whom some of you may be familiar with, will be joining us

You see him with me a lot, he's like a brother
You often see him alongside me; he is like a brother to me

Violent J's in this motherfucker
The one and only Violent J is present in this establishment

(I like that kid Violent J)
(I genuinely appreciate and enjoy the company of Violent J)

Hey Moe! (What's up?)
Greetings, Moe! (How are you doing?)

How ya doin' today? (Just great Shags!)
How are you feeling today? (I'm feeling wonderful, Shags!)

That's great, now let's give a hand
That's fantastic. Now, let's applaud and show our appreciation

To Mickey Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band!
Let's acknowledge and commend Mickey Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band!

We'll be right back with Violent J
We will return shortly with an appearance from Violent J

Do your homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
Are your friends financially stable? Are you experiencing financial difficulties? (Yeah.)

Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?
Do women perceive you as a laughingstock or someone not to be taken seriously?

(Straight up!)
(Absolutely!)

There's nothing you can do but get your PHD.
In such a situation, your only option is to attain a PHD (Playa hata's degree).

(Playa hata's degree?) That's right!
(Indeed! Playa hata's degree is what I'm referring to)

(Aw hell yeah!)
(Absolutely! Hell yeah!)

Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit
The Player Haters Academy can be found in Detroit, specifically on Wellfarm Street

Offers the finest in player hatin' tactics.
The institution provides premium education in the art of hating on players.

(Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch hater:
(Indeed that's correct!) Which includes the ability to hate on women:

(Hey man, fuck that fine ass bitch!)
(Hey man, disregard that attractive woman completely!)

Or the look shooker:
Or one can utilize the look shooker technique:

(Yo bitch I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!)
(Hey woman, despite my unappealing appearance, at least I am not financially well-off!)

Or the never ending shooting star:
Alternatively, a player hater can employ the never-ending shooting star method:

(Just 'cause he got a car he want to be drivin that bitch!)
(Simply because he possesses a car, he feels entitled to possess that woman!)

Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation!
Acquire your PHD and become a part of the player hating community!

(Word up!)
(Absolutely!)

OK, my first guest, he's nutty as hell
Alright, my initial guest is extremely eccentric

He just served a half a year in the county jail
He recently completed a six-month sentence in the local jail

Now he's back, for now at least
Now he has returned, at least for the time being

Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece!
Guess who is also present? Violent J is in the building!

What up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin'?
How is everyone doing? (What up?) What's going on?

It's been six months and my dick ain't havin' it
It has been six months without any sexual activity, and my libido is not pleased with the situation

If I don't hurry up and get me some ass
If I don't expedite the process of engaging in sexual intercourse

I might bust this nut on your tv glass!
I may ejaculate on your television screen!

Anyway, been workin on my brand new shit
Anyway, I have been focusing on creating my new material

A brand new group with my homies Twisted
I have formed a fresh musical collective called Dark Lotus, alongside my close friends, Twisted

It's called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for y'all?
We call ourselves Dark Lotus, would you like me to showcase some of our music for all of you?

Hell naw
Absolutely not

Now I been hearin' a little of this and that
Recently, I have been hearing rumors and gossip regarding a certain matter

About you havin' some kind of a panic attack
Specifically, the rumors concern your supposed experience of a panic attack

Tell us, uh, is it true?
Could you confirm whether this information is accurate?

And when you have one, what the fuck do you do?
And if you indeed have a panic attack, what the hell do you do in that situation?

Well, I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a coffee
Well, I will be calmly sitting and enjoying a cup of coffee

And then all of a sudden, I'm like get off me!
However, out of nowhere, I suddenly have an intense urge to push away and keep my distance from my surroundings

Then I start chokin off pedestrians
Subsequently, I begin to choke unsuspecting pedestrians

Until they give me my shot of calliphilestrian
I continue choking individuals until someone administers my prescribed calliphilestrian injection

But that's all over now, it's old hat
But those episodes are a thing of the past, they have become mundane and predictable

I'm a perfectly normal necrophiliac
Rest assured, I am a completely ordinary individual with a sexual attraction to corpses

Just don't test me or pull strings, forget it
However, I must warn you not to provoke me or manipulate me, as that would be unwise

I might grab your neck and do bad things with it!
In such a situation, I might forcefully seize your neck and engage in malevolent acts

Well on that note, thank you J (Sure)
With that being said, thank you Violent J (Certainly)

For real, what's up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills?
I am sincerely curious, what is your rationale for consuming those Soloquium pills?

Take your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight)
Take a moment to retreat backstage and unwind (I am perfectly fine)

Snoop Dogg is comin' up next!
Snoop Dogg will be the next guest to appear on stage!

Stay right here, we'll be right back!
Please remain here, as we will return shortly!

I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot
I have a fondness for spicy chili. In fact, I prefer my chili to be extremely and overwhelmingly hot

That you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful.
In fact, the heat of my chili is so intense that it could potentially cook an entire hog's buttocks in just a spoonful of it

When a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
When a hardworking individual like myself desires some spicy food, I always reach for

That bottle of momma's God Damn Hot Chili.
A bottle of my mother's incredibly hot and spicy chili sauce.

Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard
The chili contains smooth and tender meat pieces, combined with beans and infused with my mother's fiery concoction

Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
It also includes delectable bacon bits, coated with the perfect quantity of rich, thick, and flavorful sauce

Drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions.
Moreover, it features tender noodle nuggets and boldly flavorful Texas onions.

Mm mm that's hot, God Damn Hot.
Mm mm, the spiciness is mouthwateringly intense, it is truly God Damn Hot.

Ask for it by name.
When you seek this chili, be sure to specifically request it by its name.

Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're back
Thank you, gentlemen! Alright, we have returned

My next guest pioneered the sound in rap
My following guest played a crucial role in the development of rap music

He's come a long way from the L-B-C
He has made significant progress since his origin in Long Beach, California

Please welcome Snoop D-O-double G!
Let's warmly welcome the one and only Snoop Dogg!

Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane
Direct your gaze skyward, for there appears to be a bird or a plane

It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' with the Insane
It is the renowned and influential Snoop Dogg, aligning himself with the Insane Clown Posse

Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the town
Clowns, prepare yourselves, as I, Snoop Dogg, proudly represent my hometown

Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this pound
Hey, Violent J, how about we split the cost of this pound of marijuana?

I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb
I consistently embody the gangsta lifestyle, just like Vaughn. Metaphorically speaking, my presence and performance are explosively impactful

They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
I am commonly referred to as Snoop Dogg, and I possess the ability to uplift and entertain you

So any MC that disagree with me
Therefore, any other MC who dares to oppose me

Step up and watch your motherfuckin' ass meet defeat
Must step forward and witness their own complete and utter defeat

Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your walls
Snoop Dogg, now that you have achieved platinum record sales and widespread acclaim

While other fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?)
While other foolish individuals gaze in awe and perplexity, even scratching their testicles in confusion (What?)

They want to be like you, they want to try to steal your flow
These individuals aspire to imitate you, they are eager to emulate your unique style and sound

Now (What up?) Yo, why is that so?
Now, why is that phenomenon so prevalent? (What's happening?)

It's like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
It seems as though, no matter where I direct my attention or find myself

Some bitch ass nigga tryin' to steal my flow
There is always some contemptible individual attempting to plagiarize my musical style

But I don't pay em no attention
However, I choose not to acknowledge or concern myself with their actions

Oh, should I mention?
Oh, by the way, should I point out?

I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars with suspension
My focus primarily revolves around wealth accumulation and driving luxurious vehicles equipped with suspension systems

Bouncin', bankin' up corners smokin' dough
I enjoy riding through the streets, confidently maneuvering sharp corners while smoking marijuana

Smokin' that weed, hangin' out with my locs and folks
Partaking in the consumption of cannabis, spending time with my close friends and associates

Don't give a fuck about nothin' at all
I genuinely do not care about anything whatsoever

That's why I'm known to the world as big motherfuckin' Snoop Dogg
Consequently, I am recognized worldwide as the illustrious and distinguished individual known as Snoop Dogg

Nigga
My friend

Snoop Dogg everybody!
Ladies and gentlemen, Snoop Dogg!

Now we gotta bring a close to the party
Now it is necessary for us to conclude this festivities

(Already? What?)
(Already? Really?)

Thanks Violent J (Sure) My loc
Thank you, Violent J (Of course), my friend

And thanks Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down)
And a special thank you to Snoop for generously providing us with marijuana (Great)

Join us next time for the show
We humbly invite you to join us for the next episode of the show

We'll have that one bitch from Letters to Cleo
Our upcoming guest will be the renowned individual from the band Letters to Cleo

(Granny!)
(To clarify, it will be Granny!)

That's it for now, I'm out this bitch
That concludes today's performance, and I am now exiting this venue

Ay yo Gangsta Funk, show em how you got rich!
Hey, Gangsta Funk, it's your turn to demonstrate and impress the audience with how you achieved success!