Slim Anus
Insane Clown Posse Lyrics

So what's up man this shit ain't goin down
Hey, what's happening? This situation is not going according to plan.

Trust me, trust me
Have faith in me, believe me.

I know her man itt's gonna go down just be cool, be cool
I'm familiar with her, it's all going to work out, just stay calm.

She's never gonna buy that shit
She will not believe what you're saying.

Alright look, Then I'ma go in there
Okay, listen, I'm going to enter the room.

And I'm just gonna start freakin that bitch down
And I will aggressively engage in sexual activities with her.

She ain't gonna say shit watch
She won't object, just wait and see.

(Door opens)
The door opens.

Damn Tina you look mighty comfortable laying there naked
Wow, Tina, you seem very at ease lying naked there.

You mind if I go ahead and pull my dick out
Would you be bothered if I expose my penis?

Oh no, hell no
Absolutely not, no way.

You like that?
Do you enjoy that?

I like to have my face fucked
I derive pleasure from receiving oral sex in a forceful manner.

That really gets me going
It excites me greatly.

And I like what he's doing to me right now
I am enjoying the sexual acts he is performing on me at this moment.

He's stroking my pussy really lightly
He is gently stimulating my genitals.

Man there's all types of pussy rubbing and shit goin on
There's a wide range of sexual activities occurring involving the female genitalia.

What the fuck I'm supposed to do
What am I expected to do in this situation?

Fuck my face
Perform oral sex on me.

Man come on man
Please, I urge you.

This my hook up
She is my sexual partner.

Come on man let me get that shit
Please, allow me to engage in sexual activity with her.

This is my hook up man get your ass away
She is my sexual partner, so leave us alone.

Come on man let me fuck her first
Please, allow me to have sex with her before you do.

This my shit
She is my sexual partner.

Shut up, what I need is his cock in my ass
Stop talking, I desire his penis in my anus.

Uhh uhh uhh you like it don't you?
Moaning sounds expressing pleasure.

Let's get high and just fuck
Let's consume drugs and engage in sexual intercourse.

I'll hit you till you bleed
I will strike you until blood is drawn.

And we could just blame it on the weed
We can attribute the violence to the influence of drugs.

Little freak
You are a sexually adventurous person.

Sucking me off making my knees weak
Performing oral sex on me, causing me to feel weak in the knees.

Rubbing my nuts when I cum making my voice tweak
Stimulating my testicles as I ejaculate, impacting my vocal intonation.

She makes me feel like a champion
She makes me feel confident and triumphant.

Late night when I call
During the late hours, when I contact her.

She knows what's happening
She understands the situation.

I got a box of condoms and a mind full of tricks
I possess a supply of condoms and a wide range of sexual techniques.

A freak just for fucking with my balls and my dick
A sexually adventurous person solely interested in engaging with my testicles and penis.

Get started
Let's begin.

Legs parted
Opening of the legs.

I hit it so hard the pussy farted
I thrust so forcefully that the vagina made a releasing noise.

And now it's time to depart it
Now it's time to leave.

She took the rubber off
She removed the condom.

And then she shoved it in her mouth
Afterward, she inserted it into her mouth.

It felt like I came from down South
It felt as if I had an orgasm originating from the southern region of my body.

Know about it
Be aware of this information.

Pussy pleasing's just a part of the game
Sexually satisfying a woman is only one aspect of sexual activity.

You gotta bang it till it falls right off
You have to have sex with her until she can't continue.

I do the same
I take a similar approach.

Rub my dick in cocaine
I stimulate my penis with cocaine.

And freak some nasty shit
And engage in some extremely explicit sexual acts.

It ain't the same without the pain
The experience is not as enjoyable without some form of pain.

Bring the flavor bitch
Bring a unique and exciting sexual experience, woman.

2 on 1's not a problem
Engaging in sexual activities involving two men and one woman is not an issue.

So you can bring your girl
Feel free to bring another woman with you.

And I can get the best of both worlds
And I can enjoy the best of both scenarios.

Fuck until I hurl
Engage in sexual intercourse until I vomit.

Toes fell off, fuck a curl
My toes were removed, disregard any physical deformities.

She kept nibbling my nuts like a squirrel
She continued to lightly bite my testicles like a squirrel.

I hit the weed and flicked the ash on her back
I smoked marijuana and casually discarded the ash on her back.

Fuckin her friend in the face until her jaw snapped
Having sexual intercourse with her friend's face until her jaw dislocated.

Oh shit, I can see her sucking on her tits
Oh my goodness, I can observe her engaged in oral stimulation of her own breasts.

And I can't help but notice 4 fingers in her clit
And I can't help but notice she is inserting four fingers into her clitoris.

She's a pro
She is highly skilled in sexual activities.

I thought I saw her pussy glow
I thought I perceived an illuminating effect from her vagina.

It could've been the sweat in my eyes
It might have been the perspiration impairing my vision.

I don't know for sure
I'm uncertain about what I actually saw.

This freaks the shit for loving dick
This individual is extremely enthusiastic about engaging with male genitalia.

It's sick, but man I love that fat bitch
It's considered abnormal, but I have a deep affection for that overweight woman.

Excuse me lady did you say you liked to fuck
Pardon me, madam, did you mention that you enjoy engaging in sexual intercourse?

Drop my drawers to my ankles, give my dick a suck
Lowering my trousers to my ankles, providing oral stimulation to my penis.

You like it rough?
Do you prefer vigorous sexual activity?

I can feel my shit swelling and expanding
I can sense my genitals becoming erect and increasing in size.

A one way trip down south, a crash landing
A single direction journey towards the genitals, a sudden and abrupt arrival.

Right in your pink fun
Directly in your vagina.

I get the job done
I successfully fulfill sexual needs and desires.

Daddy was a pistol and I'm a son of a gun
My father was a bold and audacious individual, and I have inherited those traits.

As I shoot my load on your chest and titties
As I ejaculate onto your torso and breasts.

Gotta get my shit, we off to the next city
I need to gather my belongings, as we are leaving for the next location.

Go a long way just so I can grind you
I am willing to travel great distances in order to engage in sexual intercourse with you.

Got enough dick for Ms. McCarthy
I possess a sufficient amount of penis to satisfy Ms. McCarthy.

And the 50 single hoes behind her
And the numerous promiscuous women accompanying her.

A side winder
A sexually adventurous person.

Never like the old timer
I refuse to conform to traditional sexual practices.

Keeping hoes properly worked like Jane Fonda (Uh)
Ensuring that women are adequately satisfied like Jane Fonda exercises.

My anaconda's got a mushroom cap
My penis has a distinct shape, resembling a mushroom.

An immense craving for your pussy cat
A strong desire for your vagina.

Keep it moving like that
Continue with the current sexual activity.

My dick is hard as steel
My penis is fully erect and rigid.

And I'ma freak that ass with some more sex appeal
And I will engage in explicit sexual activities, further enhancing the allure.

Tell me how it feel when I push it all in
Inform me of the sensation when I completely penetrate.

Eyes roll in the back of your head and you start to grin
Your eyes involuntarily move towards the back of your head and you smile.

If sex was a sin then a wicked bitch you'd be
If engaging in sexual activity was a sinful act, you would be an immoral woman.

With creepy ass titties and an eerie ass pussy
Possessing strange and unsettling breasts and a mysterious vagina.

So ride my broom stick until you hear me cum
Engage in sexual activity with me until you hear me ejaculate.

And school me on your methods of pink fun
And educate me on your techniques for pleasurable sexual experiences.

Yeah
Expressing agreement or affirmation.

Yeah, know what I am saying
Yeah, do you understand what I'm trying to convey?

Yo, this be the Shaggy
Hello, this is Shaggy.

Down with the Psychopathic Phamly
Affiliated with the Psychopathic Family.

Down with Twiztid G
Supporting Twiztid G.

Know what I'm saying?
Do you comprehend what I am trying to communicate?

And yo check it out, I don't give a fuck
Listen up, I don't care at all.

I like to get skins
I enjoy engaging in sexual activities.

I don't know about you muthafuckas
I'm not aware of your preferences, individuals.

But yo I like em big
But hey, I prefer individuals of larger size.

I don't give a fuck what
I don't care about the specifics.

I like em skinny,bald,retarded,crippled
I'm attracted to individuals who are thin, lacking hair, intellectually impaired, or physically disabled.

Spines on their backs
Even if they have spines on their backs.

I don't give no fuck
I don't care at all.

800 pound-bitch come here sweetie
Hey, you 800-pound woman, come here, honey.

I'm gonna fucking tie your shit in a knot
I'm going to metaphorically tie your mind into a state of confusion.

And tap that shit
And engage in sexual activity with you.

Cause I love me some skins
Because I am highly attracted to people.

I ain't going nothing about it
I'm not going to change my preferences.

I'll hit a fucking 900-pound bitches neden from the back
I will engage in sexual intercourse with a 900-pound woman from behind.

I'll wrap her legs backwards into a Boston crab
I will contort her legs into a position similar to a Boston crab wrestling move.

And go to work
And engage in sexual activity.

Fuck that shit I ain't no fucking fag like that
I strongly disagree, I am not interested in activities like that.

I like em stubbly so their whiskers tickles my balls
I am attracted to people with stubble, as I enjoy the sensation of their facial hair tickling my testicles.

When they suck my dick
When they perform oral sex on me.

I don't give a fuck
I don't care at all.

What, bring it on
What? Bring it on, I am ready.

She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick and
She is not afraid to openly express her enjoyment of male genitalia and

She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked
She has no fear in acknowledging her preference for oral stimulation of her vagina.

She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass
She has no hesitation in allowing me to engage in anal intercourse with her.

And always got her mouth open for the cum splash
Additionally, she consistently keeps her mouth open to receive the ejaculation.