Bronze V
Instalok Lyrics
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Don't belong here
I don't plan to stay
If you start to feed
Then I'll AFK
GG our 7th death
GG we're too behind
Alright, this duo blows
No way to educate you
Tops farm is laughable
Mid lanes always in danger
This game's made to frustrate ya
This blitz cant land his hook
Nice blue card twisted fate
My team is making all these
BAD PLAYS
You even trying?
BAD PLAYS
Hard to play with these baddies
This team is toxic
Talk about disaster
I'm stuck in BRONZE 5
you even trying?
BAD PLAYS
You say you're lagging
Why'd you rush banshees
Stop acting cocky
Run into their team more
You can't 1v5 them
You think you can backdoor
Please uninstall after this game!
I'm losing LP
Please end it quickly
We're still not grouping
I should be Silver ll
Matchmaking got me paired with all the noobs
I can carry you no matter who
Just let me get the role that I wanted foo!
But you first picked without a clue
Of what our other teammates said that they preferred to do
Every single time you die you're yelling out "Worth"
And then you blame it on your team because you're a "Diamond smurf"
(Solo queue, you suck...Hate you!)
The song "Bronze V" by Instalok is a parody of the popular online game League of Legends. It tells the story of a frustrated player stuck in the lowest rank, Bronze V, due to the poor performance of his team. The lyrics are filled with sardonic comments about the players' abilities, and frustrations with toxic behaviors and poor decision making. The opening line, "Everybody queue up!" is a call to action for other players to join in the game, followed by the declaration that the player singing the song does not belong in Bronze V and has no plans to stay there.
The chorus of the song repeats the phrase "Bad Plays" several times, lamenting the poor performance of the team and accusing them of being toxic. The lyrics also comment on specific in-game actions, such as the inability of the player's teammate to land a hook, or choosing to rush a banshee's veil instead of building more useful items. The singer expresses a desire to end the game quickly, as they are losing LP (League Points) and are frustrated by the lack of teamwork.
Throughout the song, the singer expresses a self-assured confidence in their own abilities, claiming they can carry the team no matter who they are paired with. Overall, the song is a humorous take on the frustrations of online gaming, where players may be stuck in lower ranks due to the poor performance of their teammates.
Line by Line Meaning
Don't belong here
I feel out of place in this low rank of Bronze V
I don't plan to stay
I have no intention of staying in this rank for long
If you start to feed
If you begin to give kills to the enemy team
Then I'll AFK
I'll be away from keyboard and not playing the game
GG our 7th death
We're probably going to lose with that many deaths
GG we're too behind
We're too far behind in gold and experience to have a chance of winning
GG no faith in mankind
I've lost faith in my team's ability to win this game
No way to educate you
I don't have the patience or time to teach you how to play better
Tops farm is laughable
The top lane's minion farm is very low and not impressive
Mid lanes always in danger
The mid laner is constantly under threat of being killed by enemy champions
This game's made to frustrate ya
This game is designed to cause players to experience frustration
This blitz cant land his hook
The support champion Blitzcrank is unable to successfully hit enemies with his hook ability
Nice blue card twisted fate
The champion Twisted Fate's blue card ability was well-executed
My team is making all these BAD PLAYS
My team is performing poorly and making mistakes
You say you're lagging
You claim to have lag or network issues that negatively affect your gameplay
Why'd you rush banshees
Why did you buy the defensive item Banshee's Veil so early in the game?
Stop acting cocky
Stop displaying overconfidence in your abilities or decisions
Please uninstall after this game!
I'm so frustrated with you that I suggest you uninstall the game after this match
I'm losing LP
My LP (league points) are decreasing because of this loss
Please end it quickly
I hope the game ends soon, whether we win or lose
We're still not grouping
Our team is not staying together and working as a unit
I should be Silver ll
I believe I deserve a higher rank of Silver II
Matchmaking got me paired with all the noobs
The matchmaking system has teamed me up with poor players
I can carry you no matter who
I'm confident in my ability to carry the team to victory
Just let me get the role that I wanted foo!
I want to play a specific role on the team and have the best chance of winning if I get it
Of what our other teammates said that they preferred to do
I'm frustrated that our other teammates didn't communicate their preferred roles earlier
Every single time you die you're yelling out "Worth"
You believe that your death was worth the trade for killing an enemy champion
And then you blame it on your team because you're a "Diamond smurf"
You use your alternate account with a higher rank to justify playing poorly and blame the rest of the team for your mistakes
Contributed by Madison D. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@Selphius
After all these years this is still my favorite.
@solus8364
why are you here LOL
@Moz31
@@solus8364 why are you, why am I
@solus8364
@@Moz31 because its a really great song:3
@the_pieces_fit
<3
@W0lfMan26
Quality never changes
@7all306
Siv role in this song. so important
@MrRafa2001
hum hum hum hum hum
@Kasparskjesol
*Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm
@valcant940
Siv sounds best cause no autotune ^^