What Does Teemo Say?
Instalok Lyrics
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Rengar goes meow
Valor goes tweet
And Twitch goes squeek
Alistar moos
Tibbers goes roar
And the Hecarim goes neigh
Warwick says howl
Nami goes blub
And the Urf goes ow ow ow
But there's one champ
Everyone hates
What does Teemo say?
Big green hat
Red goggles
Blinding darts
And planting shrooms
Pointy ears
Fury face
And his eyes are always closed
His Yordle boots
Just standing still
Dealing damage over time
And if you step
Into that bush
You will get chunked and run so slow
And then your hate for him will show
What does Teemo say?
The legend of Teemo
Pain and misery
Riot can't you see
What you do to me?
In the opening verse of Instalok’s song “What Does Teemo Say?”, the singer describes the unique vocalizations of various characters in the video game League of Legends. These include Nasus (a dog-like champion who barks), Rengar (a feline creature who meows), Valor (a bird who tweets), and Twitch (a rat with a high-pitched squeak). The next lines portray Alistar (a minotaur who moos), Tibbers (a bear summoned by the champion Annie, who roars), and Hecarim (a spectral centaur who neighs). The final pair of lines introduces Warwick (a werewolf who howls) and Nami (a mermaid who makes a “blub” sound), as well as the mysterious Teemo, who is the subject of the song.
The chorus of the song asks the listener to solve the mystery of what Teemo says. It describes various aspects of Teemo’s appearance and abilities, including his green hat and red goggles, his ability to blind enemies with his darts, and his power to plant poisonous mushrooms. It also mentions his pointy ears, furry face, and his tendency to keep his eyes closed. When Teemo is in a bush, he can quickly attack unsuspecting enemies and slow their movements, which can lead to their death. The chorus suggests that players often feel a sense of frustration and hatred towards Teemo because of his annoying abilities.
Line by Line Meaning
Nasus goes woof
Nasus, a champion in League of Legends, has a voice line where he makes a barking sound
Rengar goes meow
Rengar, a champion in League of Legends, has a voice line where he makes a meowing sound
Valor goes tweet
Valor, a bird companion of Quinn, makes a tweeting sound
And Twitch goes squeek
Twitch, a rat-like champion in League of Legends, has a voice line where he makes a squeaking sound
Alistar moos
Alistar, a minotaur champion in League of Legends, has a voice line where he makes a mooing sound
Tibbers goes roar
Tibbers, Annie's bear companion and ultimate ability in League of Legends, makes a roaring sound
And the Hecarim goes neigh
Hecarim, a spectral rider champion in League of Legends, has a voice line where he makes a neighing sound
Warwick says howl
Warwick, a werewolf champion in League of Legends, has a voice line where he makes a howling sound
Nami goes blub
Nami, a mermaid champion in League of Legends, has a voice line where she makes a bubbling sound
And the Urf goes ow ow ow
Urf, a deceased seal-like champion in League of Legends, has a voice line of him making a sad, howling sound
But there's one champ
However, there's a champion in League of Legends that stands out from the rest
Everyone hates
Most of the players dislike this champion
What does Teemo say?
The song's title refers to that champion called Teemo and invites the listener to find out what he 'says'
Big green hat
Teemo wears a big green hat as part of his uniform
Red goggles
Teemo wears red goggles on his forehead
Blinding darts
Teemo's weapon of choice in the game is a blowgun that shoots darts, which cause temporary blindness to the target
And planting shrooms
Teemo can plant poisonous mushrooms on the ground, which cause damage over time to enemies who step on them
Pointy ears
Teemo has pointy and furry ears, giving him a cute appearance
Fury face
Despite his cute features, Teemo can make a scary face when he's furious in game
And his eyes are always closed
Teemo looks like he always has his eyes shut, which makes him even more adorable
His Yordle boots
Teemo wears boots that are typical of his Yordle race, resembling little furry creatures
Just standing still
Teemo can stay in place hidden and camouflaged for a long period, waiting for enemies to approach
Dealing damage over time
As a marksmen, Teemo can deal continuous damage to his enemies
And if you step
If one of his opponents falls into his trap
Into that bush
Where he has planted his mushrooms and is hiding
You will get chunked and run so slow
The mushrooms will deal significant damage and slow down the enemy champion making it easier to defeat them
And then your hate for him will show
Teemo's strategic gameplay can cause frustration among the enemy team, leading them to hate him
The legend of Teemo
Teemo has gained a reputation as a frustrating and cute champion, making him a unique and popular pick for League of Legends players
Pain and misery
Playing against Teemo can be a painful and miserable experience
Riot can't you see
The song suggests that Riot, the developer of League of Legends, might have created a monster by designing Teemo's annoying abilities
What you do to me?
The lyrics imply that Teemo's gameplay can cause players to become emotionally invested in the game, leading them to suffer when facing against him
Contributed by Sophie C. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@christinagrimmie
this is the greatest thing ever
@matheussantiago7699
Christina+LeagueOfLegends= :3
@MiraboaQuest
Holy god, Christina's comment? Really? I never thought.... and mine is right on top of her's!! *Crying*
@delaneylee7398
Hi MiraboaQuest again :)
@MiraboaQuest
Hey christinagrimmieluver delaney , it's been a while XD
@SciasciaLucas
Holy Moly.. Christina.. Are you also playing LoL? :-D
@moldacious3058
This used to be my jam whenever I play league back then, this played on my head out of nowhere now I am back here again 8 years later.. Miss those days. 💔
@freyafoxmusic
And now he’s a jungler
@TheMillz1994
We all miss those days.
@magandangpangalangaming4186
Same bruh