Any Bonds Today
Irving Berlin Lyrics

Money, money, money, money, money, money
There is a lot of money available

Can you use any money today?
Are you interested in obtaining money today?

Nice new bills that we're giving away
Fresh, crisp paper bills are currently available

There are photographs on ev'ry one
Each bill has a portrait of a past president

Lincoln, Grant and Washington
The portraits on the bills are those of Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses S. Grant, and George Washington

Or you might like the ones with Henry Clay
One of the bills has a portrait of Henry Clay and you might prefer that one

Two million, four million, six million, eight million, ten
There are varying numbers of bills available, up to ten million

Take what you want, when it's gone you can come back again
Feel free to take as much money as you need, and when you run out, you can return for more

Bills that haven't been printed yet
There are brand new bills that have not yet been circulated

You can have them by the sack
You can take as many new bills as you can carry in a sack

Coins that haven't been minted yet
There are also new coins that have not yet been produced

That you never have to give back
You can keep these coins permanently

We've so much that it gets in our way
There is an excess amount of money that is becoming a problem

In our Treas'ry there's a mighty sum
There is a vast amount of money stored in the Treasury

Millions we've subtracted from
Millions of dollars have been taken from the Treasury

The envelopes that hold our take home pay
This money came from income taxes

Home in the states underground there's a cave full of gold
The United States keeps a large supply of gold in a vault

Back up a truck and we'll fill it with all it can hold
If you want gold, you can take as much as your truck can carry

Take ten million and please don't fuss
You can have ten million dollars without any trouble

If you find it can't be spent
If you have trouble spending the money, don't worry

You can lend it right back to us
You can invest the money back into the government

And we'll pay you seven percent
The government will pay you a 7% interest rate on the loan

Uncle Sam puts it right on the line
The US government has an abundance of money available

And if we ever run out of checks for him to sign
If there comes a day where the government runs out of printed checks

You can have mine
You can use my personal checks

All of mine
You can use all of my checks if you need them

Can you use any dollars today?
Do you need any US currency today?

And if that feller with whiskers ever should decline
If a past president's portrait is not desired

You can have mine
You can use my personal bills

All of mine
You can use all of my bills if you need them