Certified Badman
JME Lyrics


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Peak time jme with the rhymes
Serious, it's showtime jme with the rhymes

You chat a whole leap of
Crap about ozs and that
Blud, don't be a cac, go on
Show me the crack you need to go back to
Chatting 'bout phones being jacked
'Cause I'm blowing up your tracks
And I don't even rap
You can't beat me at nothing nowadays
Even you will say you've been blazed
When I put you in place
Put on my slewing face, do up my shoelace
Even with my legs tied
I'll beat you in the human race
I'm on the streets and I'm
Fully on this grime ting
Yeah, you know me, Jme, the grime king
I'm in your top three MCs
So if you've got beats then drop me them
Please
I don't chat shit when I spit, you feel it?
You can't match this when you spit, I mean it
I ain't gonna lie
The reason I did this remix
Is so I could talk slow like this

All day in the studio gets you off the roads
You know make tunes, pay me dough
Play them on the radio
Go to university and still got
Time to shot an O, 'cause
I'm a certified badman
Critics getting critical
Put me on a pedestal
I don't care, keep my cool
Lyrics always radical
You know me, Jme, big MC from back in school
'cause i'm a certified badman

I tried to draw this honey
That was on my road
She said I looked funny cause my bum was low
I said "So? Dummy? I ain't
Tryna be your hubby, no"
I told a hoe just like money
I will come and go if I was closer
I would've got a backhand slap
She tried to ring her man but
Her phone book's jam packed
Don't get your man involved
I'll get your man jacked
Him, his car, his house will get ransacked
Hands on her hip
She said her man's from the bit's
Like I'm prang of this prick
Who drives a banged-up whip
I'm getting angry and pissed
I'll punch your man in the lip
I'm gonna go and get my sis so
She can bang off this chick
Now you're shook and you can't
Even look straight at me
Tell your man look, straight up, it was Jme
If he wants to look for me, I will tell him
I was after the nookie like Eros and Jamesy P

All day in the studio gets you off the roads
You know make tunes, pay me dough
Play them on the radio
Go to university and still got
Time to shot an O, 'cause
I'm a certified badman
Critics getting critical
Put me on a pedestal
I don't care, keep my cool
Lyrics always radical
You know me, Jme, big MC from back in school
'cause i'm a certified badman

Jme, yeah? It's how we're doing it, certified
Hold tight Klashnekoff, yeah? K-Lash
Hold tight Sway, SAS
Serious, hold tight Skepta
Blud, hold tight Wiley, Roll Deep, Meridian
Bossman, Big H, Pablo, Dan, Meridian
President T certified, yeah?




2000 and dutty hold tight Skinnyman, yeah?
Serious certified badman

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to JME's song "Certified Badman" are a mixture of braggadocio and storytelling through intricate rhyme schemes and wordplay. The song is driven by JME's confident persona as a grime MC who has "blown up" other artists' tracks without even rapping. He calls out other rappers who talk about ounces of drugs and phones being stolen, accusing them of being fake and lacking real experiences to rap about. He then asserts himself as a top-three MC in the grime genre, asking other artists to send him beats as he is always ready to spit lyrics.


In the second verse, JME's storytelling skills shine as he narrates an encounter with a woman on his road. He tries to hit on her, but she dismisses him, saying his bum is low. JME, unfazed, responds with witty banter, telling her he's not trying to be her husband and that he's just like money - he comes and goes. The woman threatens to call her man, but JME brushes it off, saying he knows her man and that he won't touch him, instead threatening to "get his sis so she can bang off this chick." The song ends with JME reasserting that he is a "certified badman" and shouts out various other grime MCs who he respects.


Line by Line Meaning

Peak time jme with the rhymes
I'm JME and I'm at my best with my rhymes


Serious, it's showtime jme with the rhymes
I'm not joking, it's time to show what I'm capable of with my rhymes


You chat a whole leap of
You talk a lot


Crap about ozs and that
Nonsense about ounces of drugs


Blud, don't be a cac, go on
Don't be foolish, continue


Show me the crack you need to go back to
Show me the quality, otherwise you need to stop


Chatting 'bout phones being jacked
Talking about stealing phones


'Cause I'm blowing up your tracks
My music is becoming more popular than yours


And I don't even rap
Despite not being a rapper, I'm still successful


You can't beat me at nothing nowadays
You're incapable of defeating me in any way now


Even you will say you've been blazed
Even you will admit to being defeated


When I put you in place
When I show you your position


Put on my slewing face, do up my shoelace
Get ready for a fight and prepare myself


Even with my legs tied
Even if it's harder for me


I'll beat you in the human race
I'll win against you in any competition


I'm on the streets and I'm
I'm walking on the streets and


Fully on this grime ting
Focused on the grime music genre


Yeah, you know me, Jme, the grime king
I'm JME, the king of grime music


I'm in your top three MCs
I'm one of your top three favorite emcees


So if you've got beats then drop me them
If you have beats, share them with me


Please
Thank you


I don't chat shit when I spit, you feel it?
I don't talk nonsense with my lyrics, can you sense it?


You can't match this when you spit, I mean it
You can't beat me when you rap, I'm serious


I ain't gonna lie
I'm telling the truth


The reason I did this remix
The purpose of this remix


Is so I could talk slow like this
Is because I wanted to try a different style of rapping


All day in the studio gets you off the roads
Spending all day in the studio keeps you away from the streets


You know make tunes, pay me dough
Making music pays me well


Play them on the radio
Broadcast them on radio stations


Go to university and still got
Attend university and still have


Time to shot an O, 'cause
Enough time to sell drugs, because


I'm a certified badman
I'm officially respected as a tough guy


Critics getting critical
Critics are becoming more demanding


Put me on a pedestal
Treat me like I'm above everyone else


I don't care, keep my cool
I don't let it affect me, I remain calm


Lyrics always radical
My lyrics are always edgy and unique


You know me, Jme, big MC from back in school
You're aware of me, JME, the popular emcee from school days


'cause i'm a certified badman
Because I'm officially recognized as a tough guy


I tried to draw this honey
I tried to attract this woman


That was on my road
Who lives on my street


She said I looked funny cause my bum was low
She insulted me by saying my pants are sagging


I said "So? Dummy? I ain't
I replied "So what? I'm not trying to be your boyfriend


Tryna be your hubby, no"
Trying to be your husband, no


I told a hoe just like money
I told a woman that I'm like money


I will come and go if I was closer
I will come and leave whenever I want if I lived near you


I would've got a backhand slap
I would've been slapped


She tried to ring her man but
She attempted to call her partner, but


Her phone book's jam packed
Her contact list is full


Don't get your man involved
Don't involve your partner


I'll get your man jacked
I'll rob your partner


Him, his car, his house will get ransacked
I'll steal everything from him, his car, and his house


Hands on her hip
Arms placed on her hips


She said her man's from the bit's
She revealed her partner is from a certain neighborhood


Like I'm prang of this prick
As if I'm afraid of this person


Who drives a banged-up whip
Who drives an old and worn-out car


I'm getting angry and pissed
I'm getting very upset and annoyed


I'll punch your man in the lip
I'll hit your partner in the mouth


I'm gonna go and get my sis so
I'll go and get my sister and


She can bang off this chick
She can fight this girl


Now you're shook and you can't
Now you're scared and you


Even look straight at me
Can't even look at me directly


Tell your man look, straight up, it was Jme
Tell your partner that it was me, JME


If he wants to look for me, I will tell him
If he wants to find me, I'll inform him that


I was after the nookie like Eros and Jamesy P
I was chasing after sex like the characters Eros and Jamesy P in the TV show 'Desmonds'


Jme, yeah? It's how we're doing it, certified
I'm JME, and that's how I roll, it's official


Hold tight Klashnekoff, yeah? K-Lash
Shout out to Klashnekoff, also known as K-Lash


Hold tight Sway, SAS
Shout out to Sway and SAS


Serious, hold tight Skepta
Seriously, shout out to Skepta


Blud, hold tight Wiley, Roll Deep, Meridian
Big up Wiley, Roll Deep, and Meridian


Bossman, Big H, Pablo, Dan, Meridian
Shout out to Bossman, Big H, Pablo, and Dan from Meridian


President T certified, yeah?
President T is officially respected, right?


2000 and dutty hold tight Skinnyman, yeah?
In the year 2000, shout out to Skinnyman, right?


Serious certified badman
Seriously acknowledged as a tough guy




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@scottym10

2021 still killing it!

@dannygarcia3863

Serious tune.

@ColourfulBandai

it's a classic...

@ihatemufckyle

wat a fuckin sick tune

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@obsidiangelomuhammadbrooks8819

Cold Chit

@SaGzP1

Thats why he says the reason i did this remix

@dagameisdabest

same instumental as , the game ft jim jones - certified gangster

@hightz50

cerified cat EAZY E

@silentthunder890

This was around way before the game... Eazy-e - cruisin in my 64

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