Freestyle
JME Lyrics

Speed it up a bit, ca' ya get me man ain't no clutz
Please move faster, can you understand me? I am not clumsy.

I got more guns than Keanu from the Matrix full of lead
I own multiple firearms, exceeding those of Keanu in the movie Matrix, that are loaded with bullets.

And I got more whips than a dominatrix's bedroom
I own a plethora of cars, far more than one would find in the room of a dominatrix.

They make great sounds, and I make pounds
My cars sound impressive when they accelerate, and they help me earn a lot of money.

The only time you push your whip, is when your bredren breaks down
You only push your car when it breaks down, and you need the help of your friends.

And he'll be like, "oi blud, stop pushing, wait"
Your friend might say, "hey man, stop pushing the car and wait for help."

'Cause he see the car that I bought, from pushing weight
He would realize that I purchased my car from selling drugs.

I don't mean getting hench on a bench pushing 40
I am not talking about weightlifting and bench pressing when I refer to pushing 40.

I mean moving weight till the day I'm pushing 40
I mean selling illegal drugs until I turn forty years old.

I'm a young hooligan so I don't need to fight
As a young hooligan, I don't feel the need to engage in physical fights.

I'm from Meridian so I feed the fiends at night
I come from Meridian, and I sell drugs to addicts at night.

I'm Nigerian, I represent the green and white
As a Nigerian, I proudly represent the colors green and white.

So come to me or Skepta if you want the green or white
If you want drugs or Nigerian pride, you can come to me or Skepta for it.

You pricks think that I chose to be hated?
You foolish people assume that I enjoy being disliked.

Nah man, I've always been musically orientated
Actually, I have always had a love and talent for music.

I've been talented since birth
I have had natural abilities since I was born.

You should see how fast this kid learns
I learn quickly, and it is impressive to witness.

You just know when you've got it, like when your piss burns
You instinctively know you have a special talent, similar to how you know when you have a painful urinary tract infection.

Don't come to my spot and lick shots on your own
Do not come to my location and shoot a gun alone.

That's as off point, as a shop keeper on the phone
It is as incorrect and unhelpful as a shopkeeper taking a phone call during business hours.

See if you've got a bit a' food and I'm in a bitter mood
If you have drugs and I am in a sour mood, I may become violent.

You'll get blown up with a pump like an inner tube
You may face consequences, such as being shot with a gun, similar to how an inner tube may explode if overinflated.

I'm on point, when a car drives slow at me
I am alert and prepared when a vehicle approaches me at a slow speed.

If he's black, drive by
If the driver is black, I will shoot at the car from a moving vehicle.

If he's white, CID
If the driver is white, I will alert the Criminal Investigation Department (CID).

Either way, you gotta run like a greyhound
Regardless, you need to flee quickly like a racing greyhound.

I go bookies and bet either way on a greyhound
I visit bookies to gamble on racing greyhounds, betting on both possible outcomes.

Shotters don't know you and they don't know what ya like
Drug dealers are not familiar with you, nor do they know your preferences.

When shotters want food, they ring me
When drug dealers want to buy drugs, they call me.

'Cause I'm like, "What you want? 8 ball, I got bare with me"
I respond by asking what type of drugs they want to buy, and I have plenty for sale.

You're like, "I'm reloading bruv, please bare with me"
You may reply by saying that you need to reload your weapons and ask for patience.

Shut-yuh-muh
Shut your mouth.

You're the type to have an argument and run out and shout
You are the type of person to engage in a heated argument and then flee while yelling.

I'm the type to go 'round for 'round, bout for bout
In contrast, I am the type to engage in a physical altercation, fighting until one of us wins.

I'll win the round and bout
I am confident that I would be victorious in a physical fight.

Catch me at the round, 'cause I'll be there 'round about 10
You may find me at the location of an upcoming fight at around 10 p.m.

Shooting rounds about
I will be firing a gun during the altercation.

So shut-yuh-muh, dickhead, wasteman
In conclusion, stop talking and insulting me, you foolish and incompetent person.