English Beefcake
James Lyrics


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I wish I could create myself
A cool machine designed to help
Not always hurting
Just plug me in and do the rounds
Impress your friends
Save yourself pounds
I'll not be wanting
I wish that things could be that way
But every dog must have its say
The orchestra's tuning
I understand your suffering
I felt the same sting in my heart
That's why I'm singing

Drifting away as lovers do
Heads you win and tails I lose
Nothing to say
much less to do
Unhappy me unhappy you

I know you want it all to end
Transform a love into a friend
Magicians can do
Gut feelings come
Gut feelings go
Like rivers we have no control
They just keep flowing
Yeah, I wish I could create myself
A cool machine or someone else
A lot less knowing

Drifting away as lovers do
Heads you win
And tails I lose
Nothing to say
Much less to do
Unhappy me
Unhappy you
Love can heal
And love can sting
Heads you lose
And tails I win
Unhappy me
Unhappy you
Nothing to say
And much less to do

There's nothing to say
I get in the way
Unable to break obsession
There's nothing to say




I get in the way
Still unable to break obsession

Overall Meaning

The song "English Beefcake" by James is a reflection on love and relationships. The lyrics suggest that the ideal partner would be a machine, someone who could be programmed to always act in a way that benefits the relationship. The singer wishes that he could be that machine, but acknowledges that real life relationships are not always that easy. He reflects on the ups and downs of love and the pain that comes with it. The chorus follows a lovers' quarrel, where one person always ends up losing. The singer suggests that love can both heal and sting and is ultimately unable to break from the obsession.


The lyrics are a commentary on the difficulties of relationships and the idealistic desire for a love that is easy and painless. The singer wishes he could create a perfect partner who would always make things right, but acknowledges that love is unpredictable and often painful. The song also hints at the idea of control and how we try to control both our own emotions and those of others.


Line by Line Meaning

I wish I could create myself
I desire to have the power to create myself


A cool machine designed to help
A machine capable of providing assistance in a cool way


Not always hurting
Able to avoid causing pain always


Just plug me in and do the rounds
Connect me to the job and let me do it routinely


Impress your friends
Make your friends admire or respect you


Save yourself pounds
Save money for yourself


I'll not be wanting
I won't complain or ask for anything


I wish that things could be that way
I hope things were that easy


But every dog must have its say
Everyone is entitled to have an opinion and express it


The orchestra's tuning
The moment before starting the performance


I understand your suffering
I comprehend your pain and troubles


I felt the same sting in my heart
I had also experienced the same pain and sorrow


That's why I'm singing
That's the reason I'm singing this song


Drifting away as lovers do
Drifting apart, like how lovers sometimes do


Heads you win and tails I lose
No matter what happens, you always win, and I always lose


Nothing to say
I have nothing to say


much less to do
I have no idea what to do


Unhappy me unhappy you
Both of us are unhappy


I know you want it all to end
I understand that you want everything to be over


Transform a love into a friend
Turn a romantic relationship into a friendship


Magicians can do
Only magicians can do it


Gut feelings come
Strong emotions surface


Gut feelings go
Strong emotions fade away


Like rivers we have no control
Our emotions are uncontrollable, like rivers


They just keep flowing
They just keep going, non-stop


Love can heal
Love has the power to mend


And love can sting
Love can hurt and wound


Heads you lose
No matter what, you always lose


And tails I win
And I always win


Unhappy me unhappy you
We both are unhappy as things don't work out


Nothing to say
I'm speechless


And much less to do
I'm clueless what to do


There's nothing to say
There is just silence


I get in the way
I obstruct, I interfere


Unable to break obsession
Incapable of ending the fixation


There's nothing to say
Silence speaks volumes


I get in the way
I come in the way of things


Still unable to break obsession
Yet, I'm unable to break free from this fixation




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: DAVID JOHN BAYNTON-POWER, JAMES GLENNIE, MARK HUNTER, SAUL DAVIES, TIMOTHY BOOTH

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@ismailozay2173

I wish I could create myself
A cool machine designed to help
Not always hurting
Just plug me in and do the rounds
Impress your friends
Save yourself pounds
I'll not be wanting
I wish that things could be that way
But every dog must have its say
The orchestra's tuning
I understand your suffering
I felt the same sting in my heart
That's why I'm singing
Drifting away as lovers do
Heads you win and tails I lose
Nothing to say
much less to do
Unhappy me unhappy you
I know you want it all to end
Transform a love into a friend
Magicians can do
Gut feelings come
Gut feelings go
Like rivers we have no control
They just keep flowing
Yeah, I wish I could create myself
A cool machine or someone else
A lot less knowing
Drifting away as lovers do
Heads you win
And tails I lose
Nothing to say
Much less to do
Unhappy me
Unhappy you
Love can heal
And love can sting
Heads you lose
And tails I win
Unhappy me
Unhappy you
Nothing to say
And much less to do
There's nothing to say
I get in the way
Unable to break obsession
There's nothing to say
I get in the way
Still unable to break obsession



All comments from YouTube:

@ismailozay2173

I can't believe how such a good song is so underrated??!!

@garycollison3239

Back about four years ago on Netflix on X Files Ring the bell was played. Love the song. Played it for a few years About a year ago start listen to all their other stuff can't believe I never got into these guys back in the early 90s great band

@katiestait8138

This has to be one of my faves off this album 💕

@cathyshaw2416

Amazing how these guys make the shit and pain of life so exquisitely beautiful

@etpicci5915

Another little masterpiece from James.

@salvadorromeromolina3719

Best James song ever

@ruiteixeira758

One of the Best albuns ever...

@mickyjones4108

just love the intro ...one of many classic James tunes :-)

@crisxtian6106

This and Junkie. Señorita... More beautiful songs.

@stuartgray8450

Absolutely Phenomenal 👌

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