ARCHER S4 E1 Opening Scene
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Another Crap Song Was wondering if we could still be What we used to Cause…
Endeavor Find a way to breathe Find a way to breathe If you…
Gunnerside 2016 Gunnerside Muhfackas Damer blir så våte taså få opp paraplye…
It's Gonna Be Me It ain't gonna save me It ain't gonna save me, no…

Mama All of this time I’ve been trying to find The words the…
Midnight Aye It was midnight I woke up and I'm smacked Fuck a bitch…
Pound Cake "Good God Almighty, like back in the old days You know,…

Thinking Bout You I bet you are somewhere thinking bout me Everything you’ve t…

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Beneko '11

4y↑1.1K

If the kids had speaking roles, it’d be icing on the cake

GANTZ100pts

4y↑96

I was really surprised that Louise didn't say anything when I first saw this episode. And Tina didn't have her usual panic attack "hua hua hua"

xXDOREMIVSSONICXx

3y↑9

@GANTZ100pts What about Gene

GANTZ100pts

3y↑20

@xXDOREMIVSSONICXx Gene I would imagine would of said something like that's awesome. Along with Louise.

Tadhg Karpeles

3y↑33

probably just too many busy actors to coordinate for a three minute cameo... not that hard to get essentially just linda to read 5 or 6 lines and have the whole scene

The Real C-Bear

3y↑19

Their voice actors pop up in the later half of the same season funny enough

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Stephen

6y↑2.7K

The "nut rubber" almost killed me. Well written joke.

Zelda Perkins

5y↑20

Lmao my favorite part

RaidsEpicly

5y↑51

I didn't get it until legit the 4th time I saw this episode, I couldn't understand what we was saying and somehow didn't make the connection

Chris Deleon

5y↑51

The robbers face looks genuinely confused when he said yes you can rub them

ProgrammerInProgress

4y↑8

as funny as "we don't have any peppers"

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Michael Price

7y↑3K

Notice how Louise is handling it way better than the other two kids?

Summer Skull

7y↑170

Michael Price "Way to go, dad 😀"

Joseph Marquez

6y↑147

Lmfao because she’s Louise! She basically fantasizes about these kinds of things

Lock Jaw

6y↑20

Michael Price that’s Louise for you

Avocado Emmy

5y↑15

Classic louise

LadyDragoncat

5y↑21

Of course! She couldn't be more proud.

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WookieOwner

7y↑6.3K

Now Bob's Burgers should do their version of Archer

WookieOwner

7y↑135

super ponage thomas That's not by the actual creators of Bob's Burgers though

Riley

7y↑117

WookieOwner but the guy did get hired so now it kinda is but isn't

Snarky, the Cat

6y↑76

+WookieOwner honestly the first time I saw that one, I thought it was real until I heard all the repeated lines. Impressive

Arica Lawrence

6y↑18

I don't think they could possibly fit that into any of their plots

JasonBorn89

6y↑74

Isn't Bob and Archer the same voice actor?

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Mr. Mark

6y↑1.7K

Archer: Wait, I'm a kick ass secret agent?! Linda, do you know what that means?!
Linda: No.... what?
Archer: It means I can kill Jimmy Pesto easily!
Louise: Yeah!! Snap his neck Dad!!!

ECL28E

5y↑105

Tina: Does this mean I have to kill Jimmy Jr?

ECL28E

4y↑84

Derrick campbell Linda: Not until you're 18.

Rochambeau

4y↑41

ECL28E
Louise: SICK!

Volcanic Viper

4y↑31

I find this funny cause i can 100% see louise actually saying that

Campbell ha

3y↑21

Dee Cee gene: NOT IF I KILL HIM FIRST!

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Marooned Explorer

3y↑350

2:48 “Being a stepdad to Gene, and Louise, and erm... you know...”
DAMN, the Archer writers did Tina dirty. 😢

Joey J

2y↑2

Well, i guess you know why now lol.

Annabelle

@Joey J no, why?

Joey J

2y↑10

@Annabelle because in Bob's burgers piolit episode Tina was originally a boy and then was last min changed to a girl. So I'm guessing it was like a running inside joke about it or something. Could be wrong of course.

funniest thing I've ever heard

2y↑3

@Annabelle im not too sure about this but as far as i know, bob here is actually archer but with amnesia

Colin Harter

5y↑594

1:45
Gene: shock
Tina: dull horror
Louise: intrigued and impressed

Furious Finch

51w↑3

Louise: I knew it.

Kingofd0p3

6y↑1.5K

"We are nut rubbers"

"Ok yes you can rub them"
😂😂😂😂😂

Lock Jaw

5y↑13

Kingofd0p3 just don’t my family

losifer81

5y↑2

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! 😹🍹

Luke Swift

4y↑3

Omg I get it now

Gopnic Otaku

3y↑6

He mean we're nOT ROBBERS.

unclejoeoakland

5y↑151

Gene and Tina are shocked, Louise is all good with the bloodshed. Nailed it.

F U tility

2y↑2

haha Louise is like "Yeah, don't mess with my dad."

d forman

Hell, it almost looks like she’s smiling

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brassman5

3y↑24

Nice to see Archer genuinely getting to be a bad-ass for once.

Randy Randerson

3y↑36

I love Archer but this, this right here, is THE BEST scene in the entire franchise

Amal Alaskarov

2y↑33

doesn't matter how many times i hear the nut rubbers joke, it always cracks me up

Brutal Hon

7y↑2.7K

Linda is such a fox in the Archer Universe.

Linda- 058

6y↑61

xc5647321 xc5647321 yup... God, that's one of the things I can't stand about Bob's Burgers, I only watch it because Bob is voiced by Archer and Carl from Family Guy

Echo Ohnearm

6y↑62

Even Tina looks like a human being xD

Jibri Jibri

6y↑4

Joshua Hall ikr.

AlexanderTheGr8

6y↑41

She's adorable in Bob's Burgers

Deathranger Rk935

6y↑2

AlexanderTheGr8 who

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TheCrnMage

2y↑16

"We are nut rubbers" "oooohhh...ok you can rub them" LOL never gets old.

ImmortalKrunk

7y↑751

Love that they did this

Hoku

6y↑8

You can close your eyes and hear chubby old Bob talking

GanonGhidorah

5y↑23

This is literally the BEST thing to come out of Bob's Burgers. The only thing missing is a Credit Card cut into a Ninja-Star.

williehopscotch

5y↑15

Although I'd loved Jon Benjamin since Dr. Katz and was aware of both shows for years, it took seeing this by happenstance for me to really understand the brilliance of Archer and, shortly after that, to get into Bob's Burgers. I don't know why I didn't give them a chance before, they're easily two of the best animated shows of the 21st century.

skullman2033

5y↑658

For reference, apparently archers response when he spoke russian was "good. I'll waste them too."

Rone Herushin

5y↑35

thank you kind skull man, I was wondering what his last words to that guy were

Danny Barzilay

4y↑51

His pronunciation is awful but still impressive that he could speak Russian

Thaifoonthaiger

4y↑17

He said korosho instead of harasho

Courage W

4y↑1

skullman2033
Nice

Planty McPlant Face

4y↑5

@Thaifoonthaiger Xopowo ;)

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Mewtube 24

3y↑8

Honestly one of Archer’s most badass moments

DPowered Smith

6y↑116

But seriously how could you not have the kids talk. I would have been more than happy to see a whole episode of archer bob's burgers mixed with all the cast

Jim Reily

6y↑9

DPowered Smith No way. Bob's Burgers is sweet, heartwarming, light-hearted without being sappy, it is sassy and snappy, funny and fiercely loyal, likeable and loving. It is in a strange way, one of the most realistic cartoon depictions of lower middle class families on television. My wife and kids are similar to Bob's: we don't make much money but my kids are really creative and imaginative. My wife is strong willed and awesome. Bob's Burgers is the least cynical, most truly familial television cartoon comedy on TV right now.
Archer is darker and more cynical. Cruder and lewder, and funny too, but in a very different way. It is just way too different from Archer.
Bouchard and the BB writers have a much nicer view of people, society, family and the world generally.
Archer is darker. Less optimistic. There's a brightness and a wonderfully powerful sense of fun that drives Bob's Burgers.
A crossover just couldn't work.
Both are funny shows but a crossover couldn't ever truly work.
Just because both protagonists are voiced by H Jon Benjamin doesn't mean a crossover should happen or would work.
Again/TLDR: two good shows but so totally different. A crossover would be a detriment to both.

Nick Harman

5y↑5

The actors were not available.

demon king45

5y↑2

It funny cause they show up latter in the show

Philip Gonsowski

An entire episode at least but I would have loved to see what they could have done with an entire season.

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ElBrandoTV

3y↑10

The sad thing is that this is probably the most loving family Archer has ever been in, and he doesn't even remember it, nor did he call

MR.COMET

4y↑591

now we need a rick and morty one where cyril thinks he's jerry

Romero Rebelde

4y↑14

I would love that

Rohit Kashyap

4y↑13

that would be dope

Z

4y↑3

@Rohit Kashyap Agreed

Alexander Ward

4y↑8

Yes, now that would boost the ratings!

BQ W

4y↑10

A rick and morty / archer crossover , I would love that so much.

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Beastman Review

5y↑12

They did such a good job with this.

AzonPRDCR

4y↑7

Probably the most badass scene in all of Archer

Flixsymmetry

3y↑2

Just had to revisit this. Such an awesome intro to that season! I think it’s time for another crossover scene!

Mixcoatl

5y↑18

Lmfao... "You can rub them but don't hurt my family" that kills me 😂

WookieOwner

5y↑9

One great thing about this is that tbw two shows' themes are completely different. Bob's Burgers is more of a family comedy and Archer is more action and mature dialogue

SuperFanboy101

5y↑4

I'm not a fan of Bob's Burgers, but I love this crossover opening.

Marooned Explorer

3y↑2

I love how Louise is smiling like she enjoyed seeing the bloodbath.

crnobijeli13

7y↑943

Is it just me or do all of H. Jon Benjamin's characters eventually break the 4th wall...?

Hoku

6y↑27

The fourth wall? By addressing the audience?

Sure you don't mean a cross-over?

Horatio Fe11atio

6y↑53

Fourth wall breaks dont just mean addressing the audience, it's a self awareness. i.e. Deadpool realizing he's in a comic.

SIMON SEZ

5y↑5

@Horatio Fe11atio the family guy cutaway was hilarious

Jay Archer

Oh sweet delicous light

SinPunisher

5y↑2

I mean one of his characters in an omnipotent entity of magic (The Master from The Venture Bros)

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Allen Kennedy

6y↑51

So, is nobody going to mention that this is quite a lot similar to the opening of ‘A history of violence’

Deborah Hanna

5y↑7

Allen Kennedy the fight scene is nearly identical. It is clearly an homage! Good movie.

Josh Whalen

2y↑1

The coffee pot smash.

Mokey Mokey

1y↑1

This being the canonical final episode of Bob’s Burgers will always be funny to me.

Heartbreak One

4y↑1

I don't know if this has already been commented, but the real genius is that the 2 part finale of this same season guest starred Eugene Mirman AND Kristen Schall as a couple. Classy work, you clever guys.

TheRebelLion96

As I was waiting for the next season of Archer I was binge watching Bob's Burgers. When I saw this premiere I couldn't believe it! I laughed so hard!

Celeste Tesla

6y↑6

Absolutely pure genius

A Hobbit

4y↑71

Someone who never watched Bob’s Burgers would have been so confused by this episode

Stephen's Site

2y↑1

I hadn't seen the show before I saw this episode, but I was aware of it. And this one scene taught me pretty much everything I needed to know...except Tina's name, of course.

Kerorofan

It's true. I was not watching it when this episode aired, so I was just massively lost.

Patstarfish

2y↑2

I found it really funny when I found out he was voice actor for Bob. 😂

blueneptune146

I want an entire spinoff season of the Bob's Burgers-Archer crossover of Archer as Bob. We need an entire episode at least.

C. Griggs

Mr. investor

Lmao love it there should be more episodes like this

Mellojoseph

4y↑1

My biggest problem with Bobs burgers has always been the art style. Now gonna lie if the show and characters looked and acted like this more I would love it haha (I’ve never watched archer but this art style is a lot more appealing to me)

Nevertoleave

5y↑31

It would amuse me if after season 4 they would have hinted this happening. Like he complains about the burgers somewhere or he dodges a call from Linda. Just tiny call backs like, “I haven’t killed this many Russians since I was a fry cook.”

If they did I completely missed it. But I would watch several seasons of Archer Danger Island

Iron Vlogger

I hope this happens again and that the kids get in on the action!

Snarky, the Cat

6y↑1.7K

Pretty sure Louise would be cheering him on the whole time.?

SteveCowlishaw

5y↑92

the voice actors for Louise and Gene were busy that day, they both appeared later as Cheryl's brother and his wife. Not sure about the dude who plays Tina.

SinPunisher

5y↑41

1:44 I love how shocked Gene and Tina are while Louise is just amused

Disorganized Bones

5y↑2

@SteveCowlishaw and Tina and Linda are played by the same person I think

websurfer

5y↑3

@Disorganized Bones Nah Tina and Linda are two separate voice actors

Michael Hall

4y↑2

I like how Louise is just smiling.

Lunatic Theater

4y↑16

I remember the night this episode first came on. My dad was waking up from a nap and looked at the television and said is that Archer taking the place of Bob? And then he paused and said that's not Bob. He was so confused and so was I at the beginning lol

𝓚𝔂𝓸̃𝓴𝓲

6y↑85

the louise's face when her dad kills to gansta!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Jibri Jibri

6y↑6

Hatsumomo Onimi I just saw that! Louise is a badass even outside of the show lmao!

Mr. Biggie Small

4y↑374

Having Louise, Tina, and Gene not talk just seems very out of character for them. Unless they are in a state of shock from seeing three corpses in their restaurant.

edbo10

3y↑37

unfortunately their voice actors were busy that day

Marooned Explorer

3y↑17

@edbo10 What a day to be overbooked for a crossover!

Micah Kearney-Lester

3y↑2

2 he did not finish the guy he smacked with the coffee cup.

TL;DR

3y↑1

@edbo10 Louise and Gene made up for it though, in a guest spot at the end of this particular season.

RedWizard86v2

6y↑6.2K

It’s weird to see Bob’s Burgers characters with chins.

Henry Gutierrez

5y↑148

True. Usually all they have are pancakes under their faces.

pschroeter1

5y↑161

It's weird to have Louise (especially) and Gene remain silent.

Jakob

5y↑28

RedWizard86v2 ya because it’s normal to see Bob kill people

Charge Beam Gaming

5y↑12

And teeth

The Fool

5y↑36

And it’s weird how Hot Linda Looks

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Pyro-Moloch

5y↑4

This is my favourite scene in the whole of Archer

Ivan Cerecer

5y↑9

I love how casual Bob was about getting robbed when he opened the register

predalien1413

3y↑2

Probably the reality that would make Archer happy.

Josh Whalen

2y↑2

For anyone who has not seen it, "A History of Violence" will make this even funnier.

TL;DR

3y↑5

In the Archer universe, the Belchers are still waiting for Bob to come back...

Jim Reily

6y↑20

Bob's Burgers. Heartwarming. Happy. Depicts a family who love and care for each other. A show that is often zany but genuinely beautiful. Genuinely loving. A show that can make you happy after a tough day. A show with real heart. It appeals to people who appreciate affection, attachment and light-hearted fun. It is smart, adventurous, sassy, and down to earth. A show about an essentially blue collar family (as Bouchard himself describes them) who are all creative and unique.
There's no underlying cynicism in Bob's Burgers. It is a show that defies much of the darkness and and dreariness of the times in which we live.
My wife and kids all love Bob's Burgers too. Perhaps because our family is so similar to the Belcher family.
It is a show that, in a weird way, is the most realistic cartoon depiction of real human relationships in any animated comedy I have seen.

Katherine Clarke

6y↑2

I read your comments now but its just annoying fucking spam

Tigerman1138

6y↑1

And they are perpetually poor—like me.

Jim Reily

6y↑1

@Tigerman1138 Me too

Stone Free

@Jim Reily The spamming wasn't necessary

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senorputti

5y↑6

The amazing thing is H. Jon Benjamin voices them both.

ARighteousman

3y↑2

Yeah I think a lot of us figured that out, otherwise they wouldn't have done this

Muaythaimaniac

6y↑26

Is it weird I can distinctively tell when H Jon Benjamin is doing Archers voice and when he's doing Bobs voice?

Laserbeak316

5y↑8

Central Coast Climber nope I can tell it too.

In no way did he ever sound like Bob in this clip. No lack of energy, no tiredness, not even a single “Oh my God” groan (which was kinda a missed opportunity).

Viet Tran

5y↑25

His sarcasm is like an instinct too

Krystal Myth

God I miss when Archer was an actual secret agent. Its such a good concept and Adam Reed just let it go.

Ryan P

Dude look at Louise's grin after seeing all that 😂 good little crossover detail

DayDay Boogie

I would love to see Bob's Burgers look in this way, and this some good 4th wall breaking also would love to hear the kids spoke as cause they always have something to say especially Louis.

Leonardo Klotz

4y↑9

It's a shame that they didn't bring the other actors to voice the kids

Hghbrurjnrnfhru Hruyururjrrhurrjdjndueiej

Bob should actually be archer in his backstory if he has a backstory

dodgers doon1130

5y↑272

This is the best arby's commercial I've ever seen

margaret kelly

4y↑2

This is not an Arby’s commercial

Charmx's Beanie

4y↑9

margaret kelly r/woooosh?

Someone

4y↑7

@margaret kelly r/whoooosh

Tardis_Fan

4y↑1

🤣

dannyhogan200

4y↑3

margaret kelly yeah, it’s an subway commercial

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💄dior💄

i love how louise is smiling

Yui Shishido

4y↑6

All we need is a Bobs Burgers episode where Bob gets mixed up with the Archer Crew.

Spartan 117

Did you not watch the episode?

Yui Shishido

@Spartan 117 I did, I am talking about a reverse situation on the other show. one where the characters are in the Bob's Burger's style and Bob is stuck in the middle of an ISIS mission.

Spartan 117

@Yui Shishido oh I see

MightyNinja Martin

That could work out. Archer could be in one of his infamous wasted, broke and stranded situations and wind up going to Bob's Burgers(Restaurant) Meet Bob, and realize that despite some obvious obesity and hair loss, they look and sound strikingly alike, possibly related. Archer could get a DNA sample and find out they are relatives that share a parent, IE Bob Sr.

Train Track

3y↑1

I love it when Archer said “now will you please go in the goddamn back?!” XD

DaveXRubicon

7y↑1.9K

we are nut rubbers

Zion Weise

7y↑76

XD now i get it

IKEA Monkey

7y↑16

So they aren't condoms..

Lock Jaw

5y↑1

kristian rikardsen nut shack?

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videogames518

2y↑1

I've always been curious, if Archer was posing as Bob Belcher, then what happened to the real Bob?

Doom Slayer

Freaking Louise with that smirk seeing all the blood and dead bodies LOL

Also love how the restaurant looks really dingy and dirty like they always claim on BB.

Nevan Slone

After i saw this episode I always liked to imagine that Bob (on the actual show) is Archer with amnesia

G

It would’ve been amazing if the kids also talked 😭😭😂

tsuba .666

After all this time...I still don't understand how the guy who's got hit by the coffe pot died ?
Like, really...HOW ????

Brittany Bailey

7y↑573

Being a step father....so we just gonna ignore that

Edit: (after 2 years) I cant believe I have to say I was joking and thought this was funny

KimKutie

6y↑56

Dark Angel I didn't even know, I think this means Gene Louise and Tina are Hugo's kids

Brittany Bailey

6y↑94

xMajestiic that would make sense for Gene and Tina but I'd say Louise is Bob's daughter

slippery slimey sodomite

6y↑33

I kinda thought that Tina is Hugos and Louise and Genes are Bobs.

MyidolGwen

6y↑34

But Tina looks like Bob... she has the same moppy hair he did as a boy...Louise is the only one who resembles Linda and not Bob

Azwrath Frost

6y↑117

Well that's because he's not Bob. Being a step dad makes sense.

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Thee sniper

5y↑1

Bob is a real badass in this

NOSE

I LOVE this!!!!

Bunny Bismuth

I love how Gene and Tina are shocked and Louise... isn't.

sanzo8100

I like the part where he puts one guys face to the griddle it makes me want to say”Hey what’s cooking?” “ OH! It’s your ugly face!”

bumblebee flemister

This Bob’s Burgers is so much better than the other version of Bob’s Burgers

Red King Rauri

6y↑6

Boy Hugo is gonna have a field day when he gets there.

DJ FMU2

That's violently badass!😎😎😎

Dolphin Blue

It surprises me that Tina, Gene, and Louise are silent and none of the three don't speak at all in the Bob's Burgers and Archer crossover opening scene.

Daniel Brant

3y↑2

"When would I gamble, Linda, the six hours a night I get to sleep? Because the other eighteen hours I'm slaving over this hot-ass grill!"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Michael Vick

My favorite episode Forever!

Roman Volovik

I love the girl with the bunny ears who just creepily smiles at the dead bodies

THI HỒ NGỌC KHÁNH

5y↑6

I literally just realised that this was an homage to A History of Violence. Cool.

ct000374910

52w↑1

An explanation of why the menu for that day is funny: Thomas Elphinstone Hambledon, AKA Tommy Hambledon is the protagonist of a series of spy novels written by Manning Coles. The "Thomas Elphinstone Hambledurger" and "Manning Coleslaw" are subtle jokes about Bob/ Archer being a spy.

Caleb Reynolds

6y↑1

Oh god yes I need to watch Archer again

EE 4 Life

5y↑6

Whomever came up with this deserves a pay raise.

Matthew Robbins

I’d like to see this animated in Bob’s Burgers art style.

Adrian Schmidt

2y↑1

So I watched this episode when it came out but have only just seen Bob's burgers like in the last month... I love being 9 years late to a party

Mrmax

4y↑16

Plot twist this opening scene is the series finale of Bob’s burgers and he was archer the whole time

MightyNinja Martin

Plot twist.
Archer is Bob's half-brother.

KaBoom

Linda's "BAAAAAWWWWB!!" Gets me every time

Tigerwolf8898

5y↑3

What Louis said about the burgers where made up with human remains was true. XD

Veronica Williams

5y↑31

“Excuse me, Ike Turner!”😂😂😂

That JackAss

You all know dam well louise would've commented on how badass this is

LapinBeau

And to nobody's surprise, Louise is grinning at the bloodbath.

Jacob G

6y↑244

Bob's Burgers took a weird turn.

The Duke

5y↑2

Still love how he doesn’t even say Tina’s name.

Scar_Michael_the_First

5y↑2

Bob is what Archer SHOULD look like with all of his drinking.

Ronald Marcano

5y↑1

I love this gag.

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