In 1993, he released You Might Be a Redneck If... which started the "You Might Be a Redneck" fad, topped the comedy album charts, and sold more than 3 million copies.
In 1995, he starred in The Jeff Foxworthy Show, a sitcom created out of his stand-up comedy persona. It aired on ABC, but was cancelled after one season. NBC subsequently picked up the show, but it was again cancelled after one season. Foxworthy later remarked that the network did not understand how to properly market his humor; thinking his routine was "too Southern" for a national network, they based the first season of his sitcom in Bloomington, Indiana. The ABC run of the show can now be seen on Nick at Nite and CMT.
In the early 2000s, Foxworthy had a career resurgence as a result of the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour," in which he and three other comedians (Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White, and Bill Engvall), specializing in common-man comedy, toured the country and performed for record crowds. The tour lasted three full years, constantly being extended after an initial run of 20 shows.
In 2004, he launched a new television show called Blue Collar TV on The WB Television Network and Comedy Central. He serves as executive producer, and stars alongside Blue Collar Comedy Tour-mates Larry the Cable Guy and Bill Engvall. (Ron White turned the show down but made occasional guest appearances.) The show was relatively successful compared to the anemic performance of the WB's other sitcoms. However, on Larry the Cable Guy's website, he says the show was "cancelled" on October 17, 2005 by the network. Reruns of "Blue Collar TV" continued until the network merged with UPN to form The CW.
Jeff has resurrected the "Blue Collar TV" format (albeit with only himself participating along with some of the Blue Collar TV co-hosts) called "Foxworthy's Big Night Out," which airs on the Country Music Television channel in America. (CMT) "Foxworthy's Big Night Out" began airing in summer 2006.
Foxworthy also hosts The Foxworthy Countdown, a nationally syndicated weekly radio show featuring country music hits.
Foxworthy has authored books including You Might Be a Redneck If... (1989) and related "redneck humor" books, as well as No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem! (1996). He also has released a cookbook entitled The Redneck Grill, co-authored with David Boyd, and Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary: Words You Thought You Knew the Meaning Of (2005).
In 2005, Jeff Foxworthy was roasted in a TV special called Comedy Central Roast of Jeff Foxworthy.
---->Triva:
Foxworthy has been married since 1985 to Pamela Gregg. They were married in Central Park. Based on a popular Foxworthy routine, Pamela will often be greeted in public with "So you're the one with the cold butt!" (A line from the bit: "Why is it that when a woman gets into bed, the temperature of her feet and butt drop to below freezing? . . . I can lick my hand, put it on my wife's butt, and it will stick.") The couple are the parents of two daughters, Jordan (b. 1992) and Julianne (b. 1994).
Contrary to popular belief, he is not the cousin of Bill Engvall.
His family has nine young girls. He has two, he lives next to his brother, who has three, and their sister has four.
Later on in 2006, Foxworthy will voice the character Lyle in the Disney movie The Fox and the Hound 2.
Turned down a part in the movie RV because he felt that he would be away from his family for too long.
Jeff Foxworthy stars in a new internet short by Don't Be That Guy Films called "Practical Gifts", in which he explains the importance of getting loved ones "gifts they can use" instead of "gifts they want".
---->Discography
Live (1990)
You Might Be A Redneck If... (1993)
Games Rednecks Play (1995)
Crank It Up: The Music Album (1996)
Totally Committed (1998)
Greatest Bits (1999)
Big Funny (2000)
Best Of Jeff Foxworthy (2003)
Have Your Loved Ones Spayed Or Neutered (2004)
Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road (2006)
Night After Christmas
Jeff Foxworthy Lyrics
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The beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler
The tube socks hung empty, no candies or toys
I was camped out on my old La-Z-Boy
The kids they weren't talking to me or my wife
The worst Christmas they said they had had in their lives
My wife couldn't argue and neither could I
When out in the yard the dog started barkin'
I stood up and looked and saw Sheriff Larkin
He yelled, "Roy I am sworn to uphold the laws
And I got a complaint from a feller named Clause"
I said, "Clause, I don't know nobody named Clause
And you ain't takin me in without probable cause"
Then the Sheriff he said, "The man was shot at last night"
I said, "That might've been me, just what's he look like?
The Sheriff replied, "Well he's a jolly old feller, with a big beer gut belly
That shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly
He sports a long beard and a nose like a cherry"
I said, "That sounds like my wife's sister Sherri"
"It's no time for jokes Roy," the Sheriff he said
"The man I'm describing is dressed all in red
I'm here for the truth now, it's time to come clean
Tell me what you done, and tell me what you seen"
Well I started to lie then I thought what the hell
It wouldn't be the first time I spent New Years in jail
I said, "Sheriff it happened last night about ten
I thought that my wife had been drinking again"
When she walked in from works she was white as a ghost
I thought maybe she'd seen one of them UFO's
But she said that a bunch of deer had just flown over her head
And stopped on the roof of our good neighbor Red
Well I ran outside to look and the sight made me shutter
A freezer full of venison standing right on Red's gutter
Well, my hands were a shaking as I grabbed my gun
When outta Red's chimney this feller did run
And slung on his back was this bag overflowin'
I thought he'd stolen Red's stuff while old Red was out bowlin'
So I yelled, "Drop it fat boy, hands in the air"
But he went about his business like he hadn't a care
So I popped off a warning shot over his head
Well he dropped that bag and he jumped in that sled
And as he flew off I heard him extort
"that's assault with intent Roy, I'll see you in court. "I'll tell you what sheriff if you put a subnet"
On me I won't show up ill hold up in the cellar
And you'll never rout me outta there
So why don't you just
Turn car off come
In well watch wrestling eat some
Easter bunny stew and talk about howta catch that tooth fairy
She's been over here about every other night
The song "Night After Christmas" by Jeff Foxworthy is a humorous take on what happens after the festive holiday festivities are all over. In the song, the singer describes their trailer as dim and dull, with flat beer and stale pizza. The TV is their only source of entertainment, and the kids are not talking to either of the parents after what they describe as the "worst Christmas ever." The dog barked, and the Sheriff, named Larkin, enters the trailer, accusing the singer of shooting Santa Claus. The singer tries to explain but then decides to tell the truth that he thought had been stealing from their neighbor Red. He then fired a warning shot, and Santa flew away.
The song makes fun of the typical American way of life and how they celebrate Christmas. Many American families like to drink and eat during the holidays, and Foxworthy pokes fun at this with lines like "The beers had gone flat, and the pizza was staler." Furthermore, it highlights the strained relationships between family members because of the holiday season, and many can relate to the kids not wanting to talk to their parents because of their craziness. Foxworthy also highlights the fact that people rely on their television sets for entertainment, even during the holidays, and this can be a source of contemplation during the festive period.
Line by Line Meaning
Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer
It was the night following Christmas, and there was silence throughout their trailer home.
The beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler
All of the beer had gone flat, and the pizza was left uneaten and had become stale.
The tube socks hung empty, no candies or toys
The Christmas stockings remained empty, with no candy or toys inside.
I was camped out on my old La-Z-Boy
Jeff Foxworthy was relaxing on his well-worn La-Z-Boy recliner.
The kids they weren't talking to me or my wife
Jeff's children were avoiding all conversation with him and his wife.
The worst Christmas they said they had had in their lives
According to Jeff's children, this was the worst Christmas they had ever experienced.
My wife couldn't argue and neither could I
Neither Jeff nor his wife could find it in them to argue about the situation.
So I watched TV and my wife, she just cried
Jeff watched TV while his wife cried, as they both tried to cope with the disappointment of the day.
When out in the yard the dog started barkin'
Jeff's dog began to bark loudly outside in the yard.
I stood up and looked and saw Sheriff Larkin
Upon standing up to investigate the noise, Jeff saw Sheriff Larkin in his yard.
He yelled, "Roy I am sworn to uphold the laws
Sheriff Larkin informed Jeff that he was obligated to enforce the law.
And I got a complaint from a feller named Clause"
The Sheriff had received a complaint from someone named Clause.
I said, "Clause, I don't know nobody named Clause
Jeff told the Sheriff that he did not know anyone named Clause.
And you ain't takin me in without probable cause"
Jeff refused to be taken in by the Sheriff without probable cause.
Then the Sheriff he said, "The man was shot at last night"
The Sheriff informed Jeff that someone had been shot the previous night.
I said, "That might've been me, just what's he look like?
Jeff asked the Sheriff what the man looked like.
The Sheriff replied, "Well he's a jolly old feller, with a big beer gut belly
Sheriff Larkin described the shooting victim as being a jolly man with a large belly.
That shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly
The man's belly jiggles when he laughs, much like a bowl full of jelly.
He sports a long beard and a nose like a cherry"
The man had a long beard and a cherry-red nose, according to the Sheriff.
I said, "That sounds like my wife's sister Sherri"
Jeff jokingly suggested that the victim might actually be his wife's sister.
"It's no time for jokes Roy," the Sheriff he said
The Sheriff scolded Jeff for making jokes during such a serious investigation.
"The man I'm describing is dressed all in red
The Sheriff described the victim as wearing all red clothing.
I'm here for the truth now, it's time to come clean
The Sheriff demanded that Jeff come clean and tell the truth about the situation.
Tell me what you done, and tell me what you seen"
The Sheriff wanted Jeff to recount all that he had done and seen the previous night.
Well I started to lie then I thought what the hell
Jeff considered lying before deciding to tell the truth.
It wouldn't be the first time I spent New Years in jail
Jeff had previously spent New Year's in jail and did not care to repeat the experience.
I said, "Sheriff it happened last night about ten
Jeff began recounting what had happened the previous night to the Sheriff.
I thought that my wife had been drinking again"
Jeff initially believed that his wife's odd behavior might be related to drinking too much alcohol.
When she walked in from works she was white as a ghost
Jeff's wife arrived home from work looking extremely pale and frightened.
I thought maybe she'd seen one of them UFO's
Jeff considered the possibility that his wife had seen a UFO before she explained what she had actually seen.
But she said that a bunch of deer had just flown over her head
Jeff's wife had seen a group of deer flying overhead, which seemed impossible.
And stopped on the roof of our good neighbor Red
The deer had landed on the roof of Jeff's neighbor, Red.
Well I ran outside to look and the sight made me shutter
Once Jeff went outside to see the deer on Red's roof, he was filled with fear and apprehension.
A freezer full of venison standing right on Red's gutter
Jeff saw a freezer filled with venison sitting on Red's gutter.
Well, my hands were a shaking as I grabbed my gun
Jeff was so afraid that his hand shook when he picked up his gun.
When outta Red's chimney this feller did run
Suddenly, a man appeared, running out of Red's chimney.
And slung on his back was this bag overflowin'
The man had a large overflowing bag slung over his back.
I thought he'd stolen Red's stuff while old Red was out bowlin'
Jeff initially believed that the man had stolen Red's possessions while he was away bowling.
So I yelled, "Drop it fat boy, hands in the air"
Jeff demanded that the man drop his bag and raise his hands in surrender.
But he went about his business like he hadn't a care
The man ignored Jeff's demands and continued working as if nothing was happening.
So I popped off a warning shot over his head
Jeff fired a warning shot over the man's head.
Well he dropped that bag and he jumped in that sled
In response to Jeff's warning shot, the man dropped his bag and jumped into a sled.
And as he flew off I heard him extort
As the man rode away in his sled, Jeff heard him make a threat.
"that's assault with intent Roy, I'll see you in court.
The man threatened to take Jeff to court for assault.
"I'll tell you what sheriff if you put a subnet"
In an abrupt change of topic, Jeff offered a suggestion to the Sheriff.
On me I won't show up ill hold up in the cellar
Jeff promised to hide in his basement and refuse to cooperate if they tried to arrest him.
And you'll never rout me outta there
He was certain that they would be unable to locate him in his hiding place.
So why don't you just
Jeff continued trying to make light of the situation.
Turn car off come
He suggested that the Sheriff should turn his car off and come inside to relax.
In well watch wrestling eat some
They could watch wrestling on TV and eat some food.
Easter bunny stew and talk about howta catch that tooth fairy
Jeff suggested eating Easter bunny stew and discussing ways to catch the tooth fairy, making a lighthearted joke to lighten the mood.
She's been over here about every other night
He added that the tooth fairy had been visiting frequently lately.
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Written by: DOUGLAS GRAU, JAMES SCOTT ROUSE, JEFF FOXWORTHY
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