You Might Be A Redneck If..
Jeff Foxworthy Lyrics


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If you′ve ever been on television more than 5 times
Discribing what the tornadoe sounded like...
You might be a redneck.
If you've ever cut your grass and found a car...
You might be a redneck.
If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade...
You might be a redneck.
If you′ve ever been too drunk to fish...

If somebody asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

If every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a yard sale.

If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to defend your sister's honor.
You might be a redneck.
If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain...
You might be a redneck.

They always make fun of the way I talk, I keep telling them I said your gonna be
Real surprised when you get into the habit in St. Petersburg and say,
"Yo′all get into the truck, we goin up to the big house."

If you′ve ever financed a tattoo...

If you've ever made change in the offering plate...
You might be a redneck.

We have words in the south they don′t have in other parts of the country.
Now, you come to the south, we have words like... you'ant to.
We goin to the mall, you′ant to?
What letter does that start with, does anybody know?
I like this word alot... aight.
That's a word in Texas... aight.
Round lunch time every day, you′ll hear somebody say,
"Hey didja eat yet, naw, didju? You'ant to. Aight."

If you go to the family reunion to meet women...

If you smoked during your wedding...
You might be a redneck.
And last but not least
If you see a sign that says say no to crack,




And it reminds you to pull your jeans up...
You might be a redneck.

Overall Meaning

In Jeff Foxworthy's song "You Might Be A Redneck If...", the lyrics reveal various humorous indicators of what may classify someone as a redneck. The lyrics highlight the stereotypes associated with this culture, such as being excessively comfortable with being on television or being able to perfectly describe the sound of a tornado. Additionally, the lyrics poke fun at those who have a lack of sophistication and education, such as walking your child to school because you are in the same grade or using made-up words like "you'ant to" and "aight". Some of the other hilarious indicators of being a redneck include cutting your grass to find a car, being too drunk to fish, financing a tattoo, making change in the offering plate, and going to a family reunion to meet women. These lyrics highlight the often peculiar and quirky everyday experiences of a culture that is often misunderstood.


Line by Line Meaning

If you’ve ever been on television more than 5 times
You might be a redneck if you’ve made appearances on TV explaining the sound of the tornado in your area, 5 or more times.


If you’ve ever cut your grass and found a car...
You might be a redneck if you’ve cut your overgrown lawn and instead of the usual cut grass, you’ve found a car.


If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade...
You might be a redneck if your dad walks you to school but instead of dropping you off at a different building, he walks you to class because you're in the same grade.


If you’ve ever been too drunk to fish...
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever decided not to go fishing because you were too drunk to function.


If somebody asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
You might be a redneck if you mistake someone's request for your ID for an interest in your belt buckle and show it to them.


If every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking you’re having a yard sale.
You might be a redneck if every day people confuse your yard and front porch for a permanent garage sale or flea market.


If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to defend your sister's honor.
You might be a redneck if you’ve had to grab a can of paint to fight for your sister’s honor because that was the only weapon nearby.


If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain...
You might be a redneck if you tether your wallet to your dog with the same chain.


If you've ever financed a tattoo...
You might be a redneck if you’ve had to finance a tattoo, because it was more of a luxury cost than a necessary one.


If you've ever made change in the offering plate...
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever needed to break a larger bill into smaller denominations and you did so by making change at the church offering.


If you go to the family reunion to meet women...
You might be a redneck if one of the reasons you attend family reunions is to see and chat with the opposite sex.


If you smoked during your wedding...
You might be a redneck if you pulled out a cigarette on your wedding day and lit up while at the altar.


If you see a sign that says say no to crack, And it reminds you to pull your jeans up...
You might be a redneck if seeing a sign that says “Say no to crack” makes you pull up your jeans because you’re wearing them extra low.




Writer(s): Jeff Foxworthy

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@ClayMorrow91

If someone asks to see your ID and you show 'em your belt buckle.
If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
If your father fully executes the 'Pull My Finger' trick at Christmas dinner.
If your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
If your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan.
If you refer to the 5th grade as 'My Senior Year.'
If you can burp and say your name at the same time.
If your front porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs
If your family tree does not fork.
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.
If your dog passes gas and you claim it.
If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
If you've ever taken a six-pack of beer to a funeral.
If your wife has ever said: 'Come move this transmission so I can take a bath'.
If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 miles an hour.
If an episode of 'Walker, Texas Ranger' changed your life.
If you miss 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
If you think 'The Nutcracker' is something you did off the high-dive.
If you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said 'concentrate'.



@ryanhoward3383

I created a parody inspired by this. It is called you might be a social justice Warrior if....

You protest outside of a gym because you think it shames fat people

Your parents are embarrassed to be seen in public with you

The only exercise you get is screaming at the top of your lungs

You spend more money on hair dye than you do on food

Babies shake their heads when you throw Tantrums



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@davidnissim589

He left out my favorite: "If you own a home that's mobile, and 7 cars that aren't..."

@ajcarr1965

My neighbors actually did cut their grass & found a car. Seriously, they bought an overgrown lot for their mobil home, & when they cleared it they found a 79 Pontiac.

@drowningmerman4256

Was it still working?

@ukaszfsoffline7319

What was supposed to be a joke turned out to be true!😳

@cc1k435

My dad did that once, in a cattle pasture. 😆

@elpacho....9254

They might be red necks then.

@elpacho....9254

If your richest relative bought a house and you helped him take the wheels off, you guest it.

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@drwiley8534

jeff foxworthy is a national treasure

@JayDogTitan-he6wo

He's definitely one of the best.

@EHailOfficial

Yes

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