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Haar in mijn glas D'r zit een haar in m'n glas, de grond is een…
Hemel Hemel Ik heb kriebel aan me pemel Zou dat uit liefde zijn…
Jeuk aan me naad Ik zit op de trambaan, ik passeer lijn vijf Ik rij…
Mijn club Ik was nog maar een jonge jongen, toen ik werd…

Peter Wie maakt dat ik niets meer lust Wie verstoort mijn rust? Ja…
Vuur & vlam D'r zit een duivel in m'n hoofd Die zegt dat ze…

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@marcoanonymous8434

2y↑28

Well, to make things short, I was there on the day that Mulroney, Wigsworth and Wrixler played this marvellous game.
Had to wait 6 hours at the register before we could enter, the place was packed.
We had great seats, costed a total of 718 pound Sterling, but it was money well spend.

What really stands out to me in this clip are the following:

1:04 you can see how Wigsworth sets up the board for the brilliant 'Compton-tant' which follows later on.
1:15 referee Jillbritton puts in all his weight as a leading man, ending the discussion even before it starts.
1:43 that run of Mulroney still brings goosebumps. My father went crazy and shouted, 'look, Mulroney is going for the kantoots!'
What a game, what a day!

All comments from YouTube:

@a.c.3024

15w↑143

This is the most Monty Python non-Monty Python skit ever created. Well done, chaps.

@dazzag

This is an actual documentary.

@ivystopia

1y↑447

It's interesting to see how the game has changed over the years. Nowadays you wouldn't see a threesome after a successful fringing like that - teams are much more focussed on getting early doors. I understand why they do it, but it was a lot more interesting back in the day.

@wiebebokmadeboer

1y↑6

😂

@gareth6517

1y↑29

100% with you there. did you see how he went for the buckfoot in the right schwig on the board?! that's how they played it back then. there was excitement and elegance! and then they had the courage to go red, greens and yellow to finish it off the next round. unimaginable in today's plays!

@drehendesMausrad

50w↑12

Yes, yes, the olden days were always the better, weren't they? @Flutterdash already said setting the focus on the early doors is an understandable change and in fact I say it's a necessary change. With players like McLeod or Farnsworth you can't hope to win with the first greens before making an odd glouster.

@chrisenghart8786

49w↑12

Oh look at that graceful frigid on the grass there! Reminds me of Gullfords 1985-double grass-game. Indeed the olden days had its elegancy and it's diligent focus on triffles and strokes with one for two each time around, and that we must not forget. Yet the game clearly evolves in a more paceful manner with Mulroneys bold tactics and drastric measures in accordance with the more frequent use of early doors and the more modern aspects of the fringes. I really don't know what future holds for this game guys.

@gregoryjenkins6192

33w↑8

Thing is though, it’s just wasn’t safe back then. Yes, bloody well entertaining and and more theatrical. But just too many hoops were lost in those days. I think think it’s a good balance between keeping hoops but still fringing. I do get what you mean though.

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@jonb5974

2y↑355

Fair play Dutchies, you have us on toast with that parody.

@tonniebaumeister

32w↑1

We (the Dutch) and the English have a certain similarity in our humour. John Cleese could have made this film. Ridiculization and Irony is always within a certain credibility. There are a lot of quips about the Dutch in your language.
This is a nice evidence about our mutual humour. A TV interview with John Cleese. For 80% in English.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaNzjh1Jdks&ab_channel=HH

@svenjansen2134

30w↑7

Joyfully done!

@peteratkinson922

10w↑2

'toast' is partially incinerated bread. 'Bread' is.....

@whtplstc

2y↑308

"Well, we've seen that before, Ted“ - The younger among us may not remember it, but this commentary refers to the 1976 England vs. Sri Lanka match in which Sir Walter Bennett voluntarily went into the Leftovers so that Maxwell and Kenworthy III could perform a foot swept. A rare demonstration of flawless sportsmanship. Side note: referees never forgot to check the doors back then.

@GtheMVP

2y↑6

Sir Bennett needs an a sportsman award named after him. He was such a great role model.

@isitonathroneofmethadone6563

2y↑1

Among us?!

@RS-zt5zj

1y↑16

The funny thing is as a South African I follow cricket and still have no idea if this is real or not.

@youpie24

44w↑3

@@GtheMVP Cheer up chap, he's in the house of Lords now, or was that his brother Biffy?

@jopiez1

30w↑8

@@RS-zt5zji’m Dutch, and remember ages ago seeing this while zapping on tv. Didn’t know Jiskefet (which was a popular satirical program) was on, and watched wondering which sport this could be. Took me a while to realise it was parody.

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@wisdomfull

6y↑502

As an Englishman all I can say is that this is hilarious! Jolly good play boys and some of the best fringing of the ring i’ve ever seen

@dadsongs

5y↑12

My grandson suggested that anything can look good when it's all done with CGI. I called his mother to come pick him up. A week later, he and his mother got back on my good side by giving me THE ring that Gale Nesbit won the Berchtesgaden Invitational with.

@yugster78

3y↑5

Beautiful partnership by arsely and bumsworth.

@joelatham5937

2y↑3

yes... it was great how they were able to be humourous at the same time as displaying some excellent fringing

@swordfish7165

2y↑4

Almost perfect fringing and just in the nick of time.

@omagawdwataf455

6y↑209

This game still gives me goosebumps after all those years. This was the game that made me fall in love with this beautiful sport.

@d.litwin7713

6y↑7

Its all in the ballet of competition.

@maartengroot9326

39w↑3

Yes, indeed Mulrooney!

@svenjansen2134

30w↑2

Looking very confident there..

@jamescullis7768

7w↑4

As a Brit, I feel I have been watching this sport my entire life 😂

@tedmorphis9790

3y↑86

Is this the greatest sketch of all time? Yes.

@Letmegetthatforyou

9y↑876

Reminds me of that cracking game in '91 when Roger Glassbottom Sr pulled a shinny in the 7th and Sir James "Jimbo" Gruntington had to wiggle a ramby to save the day.

@TonyQKing

9y↑40

If I'm not mistaken, he may have wiggled TWO rambies that day!

@Letmegetthatforyou

9y↑25

Tony Q. King Oh yes of course, how stupid of me. I stand corrected

@PurpleChickenTV

6y↑1

Did you know that Jimbo has gone into retirement now?

@Dogman36

6y↑5

PurpleChicken.TV a cracking shame, innit? those were the days. word around the lawn is they may ban wiggling all together!

@SvenTviking

6y↑1

Breg All very good, but we don’t do the “Junior”, “Senior” “3rd, 4th etc. Sort of labels you as a Yank.

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@longday3607

6y↑202

I can't stop laughing ,"referee is checking the doors"

@RondelayAOK

6y↑512

They make it look so easy.

@fite-4-ever876

5y↑6

The fringington sylford is really something

@dadsongs

5y↑6

You know? After three quarts at this intensity, I'd be a rag doll.

@dozog

5y↑4

Best comment this side of the internet.

@iskrajackal9049

3y↑1

😂

@rogercorbett4764

For the love of the game.

@drunkensailor112

6y↑157

Can you imagine how much fun these guys had coming up with this and filming it? Must've been the best saturday afternoon any lad ever had.

@zigisamblak

6y↑22

Like a lot of their work most of it was probably improvised on the spot. That gave their sketches a very natural and exciting feel, you never knew what was going to happen and you could tell they were trying their hardest not to burst out in laughter most of the time.

@shahinarya

37w↑1

Like test cricket it probably took more than an afternoon!

@svenjansen2134

30w↑1

Imagine the blooper reel.. There are blooper scenes from other sketches on here I believe. Debiteuren/Crediteuren was an office parody. Also very funny.

@jeanniewarken5822

7w↑3

Utterly hilarious.... all credit to the dutch for getting it perfect.. our dutch cousins can take the piss out of us anytime when they do it this good... Wonderful stuff!!!

@BenLovejoy

6y↑156

The reverse fingle drop was particularly pleasing to watch. Reminds me of the England vs Jamaica match in 2013, when Hetherington-Warbottle pulled a wittleflub on the final shimble – beautifully played!

@carmenl163

2y↑5

Oh yes, that second wittleflub! I don't think that was ever topped.

@svenjansen2134

30w↑1

Unforgettable!

@joecollins1942

What red-blooded Englishman could EVER forget, indeed Sir!🧐

@AndrewSowerby

10w↑4

This sums up "English" sports perfectly. I have absolutely no idea what's going on, but I can't stop watching it.

@user-jl1gs6wr2m

6y↑210

What a great Dutch parody on English sports!!! Tears in my eyes!!!

@nlx78

1y↑7

They also made a great one in the style of German crime shows. Especially one called Derrick for being sooooo slow (in the 90s). Opening shot is seeing a Mercedes going onto a parkinglot that is empty, but it takes like over a minute to get it on a good parking spot. They didn't know much German, so they improvised half Dutch half German words.

@nlx78

1y↑4

Oh, it was a parody on Tatort (crimescene) and called it Tampert, the Mercedes is a BMW too, my memory :( But maybe it was still based on the other show(s) being around and like we had BBC1 and 2 in a standard cable package, we also got a bunch of German channels airing these at night. Here's that parody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRlxmQILxM

@svenjansen2134

30w↑2

Derrick en Tatort was verplicht in de 70s.

@marcoanonymous8434

2y↑28

@rikspring

2y↑2

Best comment.👏👏😁

@TobyBeresfordRise

2y↑131

I think we should actually make this game and challenge the Dutch to an international.

@commente

2y↑4

brilliant

@cr1pps

10w↑4

In true English fashion, we'd lose at our own sport we invented

@zaggy3110

6y↑161

Reminds me of the 90s when I suffered from sleep disorder.When the english cricket team played in India, Pakistan, New Zealand or Australia BBC radio used to broadcast it live and I (living in Germany) listened via AM or long wave radio.I had no bloody idea about cricket rules but the voices of the commentators were so "narcotic".Best sleeping drug ever.

@roberthermans6357

5y↑8

narcoleptic (the voices), haha!

@SaltyChip

1y↑36

3:20 the way he fringed the ring was breath taking and the sport was never the same after that!! Brilliant play!

@svenjansen2134

30w

Absolute game- changer!

@chrisenghart8786

I've watched it so many times, and yet I still can't believe how triffled that smooth grass kissing fringe was. Oh the talent! This sport never ceases to amaze me. Only the best can perform like that.

@TheoBrixtonTheKid

9y↑1.4K

The confidence in which Mulroney hits that lawn shot is pure skill at it's best. The timing of the ring fringing sent chills up my spine. In all my years I have never seen it done so smoothly. I thought "there's no fuckin way they're going to execute this threesome, let alone with such grace" unbelievable. I thought I had seen it all, until that riveting foot swept, how anyone can possess such natural talent eludes me. Well done chaps, well done.

@heinrichlunge5356

9y↑6

heh heh Mulroney

@TonyQKing

9y↑32

I say! Those chaps, with their nerves of steel, could have jolly well sent the ruddy Bosch packing at Dunkirk! Or had they been with Nelson, bashing the froggies at Trafalgar!
Even with General Gordon at Khartoum! It would have been the Mahdis that lost their heads!

@1982kinger

9y↑3

Tony Q. King You're a better man than I Gungadin

@Ezyasnos

7y↑21

Yes, yes but what a kerfuffle! I would have gone for the Marlborough handshake toppled with a strike of four, holding the racket on top, this opens up the greens as to oppose a possible piglet run.

@TastyChickenWing

6y↑2

Ezyasnos you tried

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@TVisTheRetina

6y↑62

I remember buying this match on pay per view. Best $85 I ever spent!

@chrisenghart8786

Cheap indeed for such a game!

@senormojo

5y↑92

Every time I watch that splendid skit, I catch myself several times still trying to understand the rules.
Just goes to show how brilliant it is. And how daft I am.

@hynjus001

5y↑5

damn I just realized I was trying to figure out the rules too.

@wgb01001

1y↑2

Same

@VincentvandenAkker

8y↑434

Second half was ashtonising. The stroke at the grass swipe in the nick of time. You don't see that everyday.

@uncletony6210

6y↑2

I can do that shit.

@christopherbedford9897

6y↑1

Yeah, thank god for that.

@dadsongs

6y↑13

Couldn't do that when I was stitcher from Rainpool (circa 1997). I know people hate to hear all that "back in the day" foolishness. But, if they caught you swiping, even with your foot, you'd take a tarney and hope for a blind alley!

@neural_jam

6y↑15

It's becoming more popular since the rules on transitive stirch swiping changed after the 2012 Championships to prevent any more injuries like those suffered by Charlie 'Drubber' Jacobs. Not career ending, but he was out of action for two seasons (9 months, give or take).

@dadsongs

6y↑6

For those who know, Jacobs coached a bit during his convalescence -- most notably with Shottingham. He also began work on his book. Great read, except he inexplicably defends a move he called "trawling", which was transitive stirch swiping in disguise -- with the exception that his version was not done in a squat. Thanks, and cheers!

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@Shaun-tz6qe

6y↑357

The gibberish is perfect! It could be applied to just about anything, and yet it still has a very British ring to it.

@karlmadsen3179

6y↑33

ShadowWhelp True. Executed with the same idiotic self-importance of golf or cricket. The whisper is the key.

@Prillaquatjaa

5y↑12

Best part of it is that they're Dutch :)

@klaxoncow

5y↑36

I like how they swap the pipe around between them, implying that the pipe smoking is actually part of the sport somehow.

@pietjejantje4514

5y↑4

The commentary is from a real cricket match.

@AudieHolland

5y↑3

Yess...

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@MartinJohnZ

7y↑144

So glad to see referee Fluxton check the scrunchlings on the doors, it gets overlooked all too often these days. Mulroney may never have blinched that traffold if the folkrings were faulty. Showing so much bold creativity changing the patterns on those yellows too!

@dadsongs

6y↑6

Absolutely. Their trying to eliminate doors in Mar Manes. That's the rumor, anyhow.

@Prillaquatjaa

5y↑5

You sir, know what you are talking about. Thanks for this great insight.

@huambo

9w↑8

As a Brit. This perfectly captured the confusion I felt as a child watching Cricket with my Grandfather.

Perfect!

@youseeit916

8y↑1.4K

this makes slightly more sense to me than cricket does

@klaxoncow

6y↑13

Cricket's just baseball with only one base. Played incredibly slowly.

@user-lx3xf9xt8g

6y↑64

Baseball is potentially the worst sport in the world

@SvenTviking

6y↑25

KlaxonCow A Cricket test match may take 3 days. But Baseball lasts far, far, far longer.
For a start a Baseball “hitter” takes a geological Eon just to hit the ball once, what with all the practice swings, spitting, wiggling the bat around, the pitcher spotting someone trying to steal base, more spitting, stick wiggling. Then the pitcher actually pitches! The hitter swings, misses, IT’S A STRIKE! But no it isn’t, it was a no ball. Cue another 10 minutes of stick wiggling, spitting, practice swings. This goes on for like, centuries, until the hitter gets struck out, walks to first base ‘cos the pitcher is shit, or amazingly, the hitter hits the ball!!!!
Which goes behind...,
Once in a blue moon, the ball gets hit into out field, and even rarer, a home run is scored.
In that time, a cricket batsman has scored 100 runs, because they aren’t allowed to fuck about and there isn’t like 200 adverts for pile ointment every hour.

@propagandaextirpation9295

6y↑8

One could argue that soccer is watching a bunch of folks run around for several goals often less

@sajalmishra9831

5y↑6

@@SvenTviking A cricket test match is played for a period of 5 days not 3

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@ThisIsBarcode

6y↑37

Mulroney, in the form of his life and proving to be the best pound for pound pitjibber on the planet. What a time to be alive.

@Karll541

3y↑3

He makes it look easy

@kieran216

9y↑64

This is still one of my all time favourite videos...

@lisanders11

9y↑4

I need to agree.

@mrneutral8423

3y↑36

The one thing that impressed me about the full-berg is that they managed to pass off a green vs yellow on the low play. Incredible.

@dadsongs

3y↑7

I'm always a bit superstitious about this. I never like to go yellow in low play. It's just a quirk I have.

@mrneutral8423

3y↑6

@@dadsongs I think that's a healthy superstition.

@NicolasBoyce

31w↑1

@@dadsongs It’s because at low level play we mess up our traffolds. Having low yellows kills the board if lawn play is not up to par. Only fools imitate the pro’s, we say at our club in Hawkswick.

@donathandorko

2y↑7

This show NAILED IT. (From a Brit.)

@davealbrecht12

8y↑389

Here's an overview for you chaps:
Mulroney - rings 3 - rambles 1 - grassoofs - 1
Wigsworth - rings 1 - rambles 2 - grassoofs - 0
Winxler - rings 1 - rambles 0 - grassoofs - 0

Mankels nill - twice screen - three draft - pretty tough with two marks on the blow, left wide

@Gol.D

6y↑36

That's why I love watching Mulroney, such a high performer

@PurpleChickenTV

6y↑26

It should have ended four draft, but thats what you get in these conditions

@dadsongs

5y↑11

@@PurpleChickenTV Do you mind if I publish your findings? Good! ;) "With every 5 point change in relative humidity, the chance to lay 2 grassoofs is doubled." That was brilliant. I don't know how you arrived at that, but that was brilliant.

@TheCmac1966

4y↑6

Dave Albrecht But that would make sense. They favor giving the ring to Mulroney when they are focusing on red or green binkers.

@zibberebbiz

4y↑4

Mulroney is an animal on his good days

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@rjallenbach1

3y↑56

If I ever own a bar this is casually getting played next to the college ball 🏈 and MLB ⚾️ TV 🤣🤣🤣

@mikehannon5810

2y↑37

I have to admit my heart was in my mouth when the ring went short - Mulroney saved the day - again - by going straight to the board! The only thing you can do in that situation!

@svenjansen2134

30w↑1

Sign of genius.

@Videokeizah

9y↑17

Back in the nineties I sent a videotape to the BBC. They had to see this. Never heard anything back. Thank God for youtube, now anybody can watch this.

@scottinsd1

5y↑28

I feel like I'm watching a Monty Python skit while on acid. Utterly hysterical.

@hallquiche

4y↑23

I haven't seen fringing that smooth since Sir Edmund Cattelton perfectly angled the grass at the '66 regional championships to clinch the Wolverhampton Wanglers a treble for that year on the hallowed turf of St. Richard's court. It's a shame that Mulroney couldn't quite strategise the yellow pins on the barter board accordingly. Otherwise a sublime performance and an incredible spectacle that we all had the privilege to see.

@MaartenVrijman

8y↑426

Referee checking the doors...

@dadsongs

6y↑24

That's just intimidation, really. Have you seen the Japanese play? Never any of that. Peeking would be downright dishonorable ;).

@munchyman3

5y↑8

@@dadsongs Yeah, but the way some of Japanese players fringes the rings are quite unorthodox if you ask me. I'm not sure they would allow it in certain fields in the UK.

@dadsongs

5y↑12

@@munchyman3 We're also not acknowledging the 象 in the room: The Japanese use a ring that is almost 4 ounces heavier. I'm sure you know the story about when the Japanese team was trying to get their rings through customs at Heathrow: Despite the horror of the Japanese players, the custom official took the rings out of the case. After what seemed to be a fortnight, he exclaimed, "If these ain't bilge hoops, me name ain't Cooper!" It turns out that his name was Officer Martin Cooper! The moral: Even a customs officer could tell the difference, or so the story goes. Even if the story is not true, the fact remains that a Japanese ring is going to flay to the mat every time Jimbo Gruntington's go cropsie.

@cedricchase

1y↑5

Mulroney - best of all time really. That fringing was PERFECT.

@nikwalsh435

41w↑4

Fringing the ring always brings tears to my eyes.

@supermarkmusic

33w↑5

Observational skills are next level. You have our number and there is nothing we can do about it. Outstanding work. 😂

@thofmeijer

9y↑130

And we haven't even taken into consideration that... to really fringe the grass in those conditions... right on the mark... is beyond perfection. Emery got that right. And I have to say, personally, I haven't seen much of that since.

@ReddoFreddo

4y↑2

Why does the referee never check the fringing? What makes a good fringe? Why fringe in the first place?

@supermatt87

3y↑4

@@ReddoFreddo Oh my goodness. This guy doesn't even know the purpose of fringing? scoff

@thurstonclevehicks

2y↑6

Brilliant! I love the soft, whispery voice...

@henkdezwart9420

34w↑3

Still one of the best games ever broadcasted.

@Rhubba

6y↑22

Who'd have thought that one of the best impressions of John Arlott would be by a Dutchman.

@AmeyKhalatkar

4y↑20

Even when you know the whole thing is just gibberish, 3:26 triggers a genuine urge to know what is he so pleased about.

@allws9683

well, I have cricket on... (bbc naturally) And it is gibberish ! 😅 Including the commentors

@1982kinger

9y↑323

Bleeding shame what happened to Mulroney at the 6 Nations Cup in 1992. Now he's competing for Ireland after the All England Rings Club gave him the boot for trafficking cocaine in South Africa.

@wishcraft4u2

8y↑12

Yes quite, who then watched the innocent grace of youth in Mulroney's pace as he skimmed the fringe off Carthwarfle's twofold and can honestly say they suspected performance narcotics at work. And did those feet in overtime walk upon Englands threelawns green and was the footstroke swing a quarter on barter-board's wide screen! The man had the footswing tread of a gazelle back then. Poor fellow spends more swings wobbling in the leftovers than on the lawn nowadays. Pinching for a stroke indeed! Of course the entire league hasn't been the same since the Stanley Unwin-Hoffer incident back that summer in '94. How I do remember that day... A bruise upon a blow. You really must excuse my sentiment. That's all nostalgia now.

@1982kinger

8y↑10

+wishcraft4u2 Indeed old boy! Must say watch out for the expanded format for the 2018 world rings test championships. Our national team is looking good. my prediction is that the Dominion of Canada will prevail over British Guyana

@kuba7543

6y↑4

Stephen King
Well, don't you feel stupid, now that the Dominion of Canada didn't even qualify for the pre-ringers while British Guyana along with the Windward Islands are taking the Dish Division by storm.
DoC should have ditched Catlock a long time ago. You know it, I know it. You can't blame everything on McTarder's pawn settlement.

@RobJaskula

5y↑4

I saw Mulroney at the European Indoor Championship qualifiers in Dublin a year or so ago, and maybe it was Rose coloured glasses or the level of competition, but he was fliggering like a young man and had all the panache of his younger days. It seemed to give a three ring advantage to his rink before the opponents had stepped up to tribb. The man still has a charisma and gravitas that can't be taught, and does heaps of work promoting rings in non-traditional countries.

@Whitecroc

49w

He got what he deserved. The rules clearly state that all cocaine transport happen only during Lent. The judges might have been willing to look the other way throughout Easter, but he brazenly disrespected the sport by moving cocaine during *Whitsun*.

@jzkramer

2y↑11

The Dutch have always had a very fine appreciation of English Sport, especially the sport of English tourists getting pissed and stoned in a Dutch Cafe and wandering out into the bicycle lanes.

@windridr66

2y↑8

It’s always great to come back to this video. It will never get old.

@arthurlecomte8950

5y↑81

This is a Dutch sketch from the 90s. Since the 80s it has been possible to receive international television channels in the Netherlands. Sometimes people zipped a bit during the day and passed a British channel, where they would occasionally broadcast a match of some weird English sport no one could understand but the English. This sketch is based on that.

@terminalfrost3645

5y↑17

technically the english don't understand them either lol

@brianm2881

4y↑5

When we're talking about English sports that no-one understands, are we basically talking about cricket, lawn bowls and snooker?

@johnkelly3549

3y↑13

@@brianm2881 Polo, croquet. Ballroom Dancing. Rugby has a few weird rules. The Monarchy.

@JasperJanssen

3y↑2

@@johnkelly3549 darts. That thing with the rocks on the ice.

@EFreD-ed4ds

3y↑3

@@JasperJanssen Curling is Scottish.

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@jay5807

7y↑56

This makes more sense than cricket

@OldScratchJohnson

8y↑227

Mulroney with beautiful form on the trippit. Shame he didn't Jolly Roger the rounder in time to get the scribbler

@wishcraft4u2

8y↑22

Yes in hindsight it's astounding how naturally the swinger would parry the rounder a Jolly Marker on the barterboard over a possible Roger on the threelawn, jolly or otherwise. Of course back then a ring was mahogany rather than teak and the mere suggestion of making contact on the evening of the fringe was unheard of. The game has changed over the years, hasn't it? Naught on the blow would sure have earned him a Rogering-Off in the leftovers with this umpire.

@1982kinger

8y↑8

+wishcraft4u2 Man Alive! I've seen matches in Zimbabwe and India where they used the exact same rings that Lord Cuntington supplied them in 1879

@munchyman3

8y↑9

But thank god we've moved on from that. Could you imagine someone traffle a Jolly Marker with those rings with todays fringes, it wouldn't exactly make a trippit valid would it?

@dadsongs

6y↑5

Take a look again. He sold out his marmie by screening when they were only down 4-2. I've personally talked to Mulroney about why he does this. He says it's just to prevent a glonnis pair -- which I'd take any day! Go lap in that situation and you go home.

@xen6604

3y↑21

I wrote "that weird english game" and here i am.

@M1412B

35w↑5

If you are wondering why there are no spectators: this game was played just a few weeks after the 1994 Brifflewincashire disaster where 36 people were trampled to death by a herd of Shetland ponies during the 5th leg of the second inning in a match between Ghoughlough and Mincetits.

@adriaandoelman2577

15w

Benny Harvey RIP

@Lorenzo1366

6y↑84

This is like Monty Python and A Bit of Fry & Laurie all rolled into one big "what the hell am I watching and why is it so funny????"

@ThirstyTunaTaco

4y↑7

Mulroney always hung out with George Best and sadly passed away in 2018.. R.I.P

@justacommenter

18w↑4

Gosh I still come back to this to relive the memories of that magical day so many years later. Almost a perfect game, shame about the short overtrip swept. Still, unbelievable what they achieved

@wishcraft4u2

8y↑77

Who then watched the innocent grace of youth in Mulroney's pace as he skimmed the fringe off Carthwarfle's twofold and can honestly say they suspected performance narcotics at work. And did those feet in overtime walk upon Englands threelawns green and was the footstroke swing a quarter on barter-board's wide screen! The man had the footswing tread of a gazelle back then. Poor fellow spends more swings wobbling in the leftovers than on the lawn nowadays. Pinching for a stroke indeed! Of course the entire league hasn't been the same since the Stanley Unwin-Hoffer incident back that summer in '94. How I do remember that day... A bruise upon a blow. You really must excuse my sentiment. That's all nostalgia now.

@1982kinger

8y↑2

Dude I once took a 89 mph fastball off the shoulder. That hurt like a mofo. Then I drove home in my Chevy truck and ate might fine

@MrTubularBalls

7y↑5

The brooding and blissful halcyon days! And did those feet in ancient time, go for the footswep, very fine left over for two for three?

@uncletony6210

6y↑3

typical Mulroney fan. graceful? yes, but of course you overlook his oh so many flaws. dude was highly overrated and his fan base annoys me to no end! smh

@chavruta2000

5y↑17

Love how he licks his fingers in preparation for kicking the ring.

@markauckland666

2y↑20

its rare to see such a well played match, it highlights the sheer brilliance of the game, a masterfull trio, did think that the referee was a little lenient on a couple of occasions, but i think he just wanted to let the game flow.

@elmanitasdeplomo

39w↑4

I was a little kid when this came out. But I love that this shows that the Dutch and British humour is not that different. Some Jiskefet stuff might be Monty Python inspired and I think it would be pure flattery.

@lottimcgregors5550

6y↑154

Omg my husband is British. This absolutely slayed me!! Could not stop laughing, tears streaming!!! HILARIOUS!!! Sooo true! Love this! Thank you for making this. I have not laughed that hard in ages! 😂

@jacquelinevanderkooij4301

3y↑7

Actually this Dutch television.
😂🤣

@dimitries

2y↑1

This is not a real sport right

@spodergibbs5088

1y↑3

@@dimitries it’s a real sport, but like cricket only a few nations play it

@jasonpaulelder

7y↑50

I was merely looking up a Cricket Match and found this; and, I must say - it's just about the funniest thing I've seen for some time. Many thanks to whomever created and/or uploaded it - you provided a much-needed laugh.

@MrTubularBalls

7y↑12

This skit was made by dutch comedy triumvirate Jiskefet (Frisian for garbage bin), over 20 years ago. The best comedy is timeless, I guess.

@Aemond2024

6y↑1

Jason Paul Elder Jiskefet. Its a Dutch comedy show

@MARRRRC0P0L0

3y↑13

Hilarious, even after watching it a hundred times.

@PM.68

Yes the rule interpretation is different every time you´re watching

@TheBillyboyb

6y↑9

The fringing of the ring was absolutely splendid. Best ring fringing I've witnessed since Tiffin

@vanillG59

8w↑1

this is the best sport i have seen in my entire life and im 87 years old

@sirvidia

5w↑1

I always knew the Dutch got us. Lots of people hate us but some do at least get us. Well done Jiskefet. I must have laughed at this a hundred times

@patrickbritt6318

9y↑50

I remember the friendly when mulroney hit 3 knicker on a 5 quarter. 3 reds on the white helped with the recovery from the stroke. what an amazing game.

@hynjus001

5y↑3

I know it was a friendly but the doors weren't probably oiled. Very amateurish of the groundsman, even for a place like Pembertonshire.

@artje123

5y↑2

Patrick Britt Recovery from the stroke ;) this clip is in so many ways hilarious! I think that’s the main strength of it.

@jbroeze4834

@@artje123 dsetfh yttfuijyrbbbkkmm v. llmkkjhggyytyuyuooccf

@GodSavetheQueenII

34w↑7

Incredible to think that Mulroney actually represented Nutland in Mornington Crescent at U17 level. He could easily have picked that as his sport and we’d simply never have seen ring fringing or foot swepts like this.

@kimifur

28w↑2

Did he really? Well, good grief, I thought I knew everything there was to know about Mornington Crescent. I must admit, though, I'm much more familiar with it at senior level. I would love to see his technique; do you know if he ever made full use of Trumpington's Variations when they were permitted? I always feel like that produces the most instances of Nid and, therefore, the most exciting games.

@TPspunk

3y↑8

Classic match. Unforgettable.

@bigbobear_tv2917

3y↑9

Deze humor is tegenwoordig ver te zoeken hahaha! Hilarisch!

@rightnumb

2y↑24

OMG, Monty Python could be so proud of that. Brilliant.

@kladblok2729

2y↑1

What do you mean? This is not based on anything Monty Python related?

@wildmanfisher

1y↑1

@@kladblok2729 kijk Monty Python. Kijk daarna Jiskefet. Het is 'self evident'.

@kladblok2729

@@wildmanfisher Ik denk eerder van Kooten en de Bie. Engelse humor is echt totaal anders.

@user-hi4sm3ig5j

6y↑8

My school hasn't won the Great Little Whimsington upon-Swishwiddle Inter-School Lawn-Ring derby vs. St. Smytherwickes for 37 years, and now I can see why. Watching the similarities between them and the professionals at work goes to show how advanced they were at the highly complex jibbler maneuver.

@RimshotsandNamaste

4y↑9

10 times later still makes me chuckles!

@protopigeon

1y↑7

Some of the best fringing I've ever seen, especially from a trio. Bravo!

@kaasplankje86

19w↑1

@protopigeon

19w↑1

The trio could have encountered big frottage without that finging @@kaasplankje86

@magnusgrande4323

4y↑10

I say gents, the threelawn here is absolutely not fit for fringing the ring into a wide jollyton. Mulroney's form was excellent in that regard, taking the fourside into a threelance there is an utter display of brilliance and skill. Well done chap, well done!

@dadsongs

Okay, then. Up for a challenge? What Gall League bested in fringing in 1995?

@sarahwrightcoaching9573

6y↑10

Reminiscent of that bonnie eve in the Glasgow Classic when George Kensington III bubblefooted the whip down to the bone before whisking the fritter through the shank. Nary will I see such a sight again in my lifetime.

@kasimsultonfan

4y↑1

Ah but did he ? If I recall , The Daily Dispatch later reported that Kensington confided to an undercover journalist that he had in fact trousered a quondam ( to the untrained eye much like whisking a fritter through the shank but really more akin to quartering a gerund á la Mackenzie). But your point is a fair one.

@jakobmarkwith

4y↑7

Are true work of art. The hobble squoaf was beautiful along with the triple scoop. MULRONEY. What else do I need to say. This man is a true master at his craft and can’t wait to watch his next match. Johans village here we come.

@WickedRibbon

6y↑322

Genuinely curious if somebody could create a ruleset for all this madness to resemble the logical flow of an actual sport.

@wtfyman

6y↑11

Check out chessboxing

@Pseudo99

6y↑66

It's called Cricket.

@stefanc4520

6y↑25

You mean you don't know how to play? Well young lad sit down cause you're in for a treat!

@craiga2002

6y↑5

Its just like 43 man squamish. Do, do try it.

@christopherbedford9897

6y↑1

Aussie rules football mate.

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@dibzzz70

6y↑36

I'd happily pay Sky a thousand pounds to watch a 4 day game of this.

@deepdiveqa

2y↑5

This is top drawer comedy. Love it.

@SocksWithSandals

5y↑5

That was some of the best grass stroking anticipating ringfall I've seen in Jiskefet, certainly since the switch to colour TV in 1970.

@LeighABrett

1y↑4

Genius observational comedy and attention to detail - Bravo gents, Bravo!

@GtheMVP

3y↑22

As proud Canadians, we always pull for Mulroney, and not just because he's the cousin of our former Prime Minister Brian Mulroney. He was brilliant here, at his absolute peak.

4:15 watch him hurdle the flag. That's how you get a red, green, and two yellows with a Charlie Marker.

@STUCASHX

5y↑17

Pythonesque levels of absurdity... I love it. 😂

@Pauluz_The_Web_Gnome

6y↑2

Ik heb deze sport nooit begrepen, bedankt voor de opheldering!!!!

@chriswarburtonbrown1566

16w↑1

Absolutely brilliant! Especially the commentary, which is intense and focussed and yet tells us nothing at all. They even followed the rule that one commentator must be called Ted.

@ederdeek

8y↑101

Nog nooit zoveel onzin gezien cq gehoord in 5.29 minuten..., prachtig.. Nu moeten we het doen met draadstaal en dat soort shit.. Dit was echte kwaliteits humor, van de bovenste plank

@snappingturtle3442

4y↑1

ederdeek 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

@HenkWolbers

6y↑18

Marvelous display of skill. Was the absolute pinnacle in lawn ball history. Thanks for uploading Jiskefet. Remember watching this 36 hour epic match over 5 days building up to the moment that Mulroney swept the ring resulting in this perfect fringe ending. Watching this brings goosebumps up my spine again. I know some chaps love a nice game of rugger; occasionaly I take a look, but mostly that's just a bore to me. Very curious. Is there anybody who has footage of the '76 game in Colchester when Mulroney just got out of uni and hit the 6 back hindsighter that left everybody flabbergasted and amazed?

@powderedground78

4y↑1

Oh my, Colchester is my home town. We still speak about that game now. Local folklore.

@TachiTekmo

45w

Aye, the '76 Games. Refs started checking doors after that blow out! 🤣

@Robkinggozer

7y↑117

Ah the good old days, when they still fringed the rings. Nowadays with the artificial grass and all, the game is not the same. I don't care how many trefolds they kick in one game now. Trefolds for show, fringing for pros imo.

@jeroengoubet

4y↑2

Yes indeed. This awfull American Astroturf from their American Footballfields all over!

@Robkinggozer

4y↑6

@@jeroengoubet A shame that the competition won't be finished this season due to Corona, Mulroney had a real chance to finally nick the title this year, in the fall of his career. His foot swip hasn't been the same since his injury.

@stevecooksley

4y↑5

So glad one of the best ring fringes I've ever seen was captured on camera. Please end this lockdown so I can dust the doors down and get out there once again.

@chodaboy51500

5y↑5

Amazing attempt at the bucksford on the right swing. Brilliant I must say. Brilliant.

@paulfogartysongs

5y↑5

fabulous play by Mulroney.

@forestdweller5581

5y↑2

Onbegrijpelijk dat voetbal nog populair is terwijl we zulke mooie sport hebbe in ons land!

@yuppys

28w↑2

I was channel switching at the time when I fell into this, literally took me 2 minutes before I realized it were the Jiskefet boys and it was a parody!! Brilliant stuff!

@phoflex

4y↑7

What did I just watch, this is just mind boggling.

@davidroest

5y↑64

Laten we vooral René van 't Hof niet vergeten. In mijn ogen het vierde lid van Jiskefet die het in meerdere scenes geweldig doet.

@axellukkien

3y↑18

Minder zichtbaar, maar ijzersterk. Eigenlijk was René van 't Hof Jiskefets Hidden Sound System.

@NiekBrokkelkoek

3y↑10

@@axellukkien OOHH, ik dacht dat je zei: "Hibbem"!

@christiansomers4188

2y↑2

Hij was goed in Flodder

@3pan1

2y↑2

Een zeker Kees Van Kooten gehalte hier

@Mokum89

@@NiekBrokkelkoekik krijg in ene trek in bier

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@johnharing3971

4y↑11

Mulroney never recovered from going three for two on a zwipple with four on the quidmark

@davidnelson5381

2y↑3

I totally get it now! Rolling the grass over to get extra rotations is the key. Look at his focus. Tuesday's league night will be epic!!!

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