I Was Raised Catholic In Search Of Noahs Ark
Joe Rogan Lyrics


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Now, the stars on my belt need to be technically accurate. Orion has three stars on his belt, not four.

Stitch by stitch, stitching it together.
Deadline looms, don′t you know the client's always right?
Even though my fabric choice was perfect,
Gotta get them all done by tonight!
Pinkie Pie, that color′s too obtrusive,
Wait until you see it in the light.
I'm sewing them together!

Don't you think my gown would be more me with some lollipops?

Well, I thin-

Balloons?

Well...

DO IT!

Hour by hour, one more change.
I′m sewing them together, take great pains!
Fluttershy, you′re putting me in a bind!
Rainbow Dash, what is on your mind?
Oh, my gosh! There's simply not much time!
Don′t forget, Applejack's duds must SHINE!

Dressmaking′s easy, every customer's call
Brings a whole new revision.
Have to pick up my pace, still hold to my vision!

That constellation is Canis Major, not Minor.

French Haute Couture, please?

Eeehh.?

What if it rains? Galoshes!

More balloons!
Oh, no. That′s too many balloons.
More candy!
Oh, less candy.
Oh, wait! I know! Streamers!

Streamers?

Whose dress is this?

Streamers, it is...

What?

Aren't you going to tell me to change something, too?

No. I just want my dress to be cool.

Do you not like the color?

The color's fine, just make it look cooler.

Do you not like the shape?

The shape′s fine, just make the whole thing, you know, cooler!
It needs to be about 20% cooler.

All we ever want is indecision.

All we really like is what we know.

Gotta balance style with adherence.

Making sure we make a good appearance.

Even if you simply have to fudge it.

Make sure that it stays within our budget!

Gotta overcome intimidation,
Remember it′s all in the presentation!

Piece by piece, snip by snip,
Croup, dock, haunch,
Shoulders, hip.
Bolt by bolt, primmed and pressed,




Yard by yard, always stressed,
And that's the art of the dress!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Joe Rogan's song "I Was Raised Catholic In Search Of Noahs Ark" are actually a satirical take on the popular children's cartoon "My Little Pony". The lines "Stitch by stitch, stitching it together," and "Hour by hour, one more change," reveal that the song is about the process of making a dress. The character references, such as "Pinkie Pie" and "Rainbow Dash," are all characters from the show.


The song highlights the difficulties of catering to customers' demands, as seen through the line "Don't you know the client's always right?" Each of the characters has their own specific request, such as "Don’t forget, Applejack's duds must shine!" The song also highlights how even the smallest of changes, such as adding more balloons or streamers, can make a significant difference to the final product.


The line "All we ever want is indecision/All we really like is what we know" resonates with the idea that people often prefer the familiar, and are hesitant to try something new. Nevertheless, the song emphasizes the importance of following one's vision and trying to produce something unique.


Overall, the lyrics to "I Was Raised Catholic In Search Of Noahs Ark" are playful and satirical, taking inspiration from a beloved children's television show to create a catchy tune.


Line by Line Meaning

Now, the stars on my belt need to be technically accurate. Orion has three stars on his belt, not four.
Attention to detail is important to me, and I will not compromise on accuracy.


Stitch by stitch, stitching it together.
I am working diligently and carefully to create something beautiful.


Deadline looms, don’t you know the client's always right?
Even under pressure, I prioritize the satisfaction of my client.


Even though my fabric choice was perfect, gotta get them all done by tonight!
I may have made the right decisions in the past, but I must work efficiently in order to meet my current deadlines.


Pinkie Pie, that color's too obtrusive, Wait until you see it in the light.
I am open to feedback and willing to consider alternative ideas from others.


I'm sewing them together!
My hard work is coming together to make something amazing.


Don’t you think my gown would be more me with some lollipops?
I am not afraid to take risks and add unique, fun elements to my work.


Well, I thin-
I am considering the suggestion and trying to find a diplomatic response.


Balloons?
While considering different ideas, I may come up with creative, unconventional suggestions of my own.


Hour by hour, one more change. I'm sewing them together, take great pains!
As I work tirelessly to make my vision a reality, I am willing to make changes in order to achieve the best result possible.


Fluttershy, you’re putting me in a bind! Rainbow Dash, what is on your mind? Oh, my gosh! There's simply not much time! Don’t forget, Applejack's duds must SHINE!
Working with other people and their varying opinions can be challenging and stressful, but I need to remember the importance of everyone's input and make sure I deliver quality work for all.


Dressmaking's easy, every customer's call brings a whole new revision.
Although my craft may sometimes seem simple, each client is unique with their own specific needs and vision.


Have to pick up my pace, still hold to my vision!
I need to balance my time constraints with staying true to my artistic vision.


That constellation is Canis Major, not Minor.
I am knowledgeable and passionate about my craft and take pride in my expertise.


French Haute Couture, please? Eeehh.?
I have certain standards and expectations for my work, and may not always accept alternatives that do not meet my standards.


What if it rains? Galoshes! More balloons! Oh, no. That’s too many balloons. More candy! Oh, less candy. Oh, wait! I know! Streamers! Streamers? Whose dress is this? Streamers, it is...
While it may be difficult to please everyone with my work, I am still creative and enjoy finding unique and enjoyable elements to add.


Aren't you going to tell me to change something, too?
Asking for feedback from others is important to me, and I value the opportunity to learn and grow as an artist.


No. I just want my dress to be cool.
Even with all the pressure and specific requests, my ultimate goal is to create something impressive and enjoyable to others.


The color's fine, just make it look cooler. The shape's fine, just make the whole thing, you know, cooler! It needs to be about 20% cooler.
While I may be accommodating, I am also confident and want to create something that stands out and impresses.


All we ever want is indecision. All we really like is what we know. Gotta balance style with adherence. Making sure we make a good appearance. Even if you simply have to fudge it. Make sure that it stays within our budget! Gotta overcome intimidation, Remember it's all in the presentation!
There are many balancing acts required in my work, and I must have careful attention to detail while still delivering within budget, on time, and ultimately creating something to be proud of.


Piece by piece, snip by snip, Croup, dock, haunch, Shoulders, hip. Bolt by bolt, primmed and pressed, Yard by yard, always stressed. And that's the art of the dress!
In order to make something truly impressive, there are many small details that must come together to create a cohesive whole product.




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