Voodoo Punanny
Joe Rogan Lyrics

When I first found voodoo I was in my 20's
Joe discovered the power of voodoo in his twenties.

I was workin' at a club and tryin' to be funny
Joe was trying to be a comedian while working at a club.

Met a sweet girl named Ilene she had the nicest legs I'd ever seen
Joe met a girl named Ilene who had attractive legs.

We had a few laughs and a few white russians
Joe and Ilene enjoyed each other's company and had some drinks.

Laughs turned into feelin' and touchin'
Joe and Ilene went from laughing to becoming physically intimate.

We started to kiss and she said I think your nice
Ilene complimented Joe during their kiss.

Let me take you back to my place and ruin your life
Ilene invited Joe to her place for an unforgettable experience.

It was voodoo
Voodoo was the source of their sexual encounter.

I thought Ilene was just bein' Playful but that's before she licked my naval
Joe initially thought Ilene was just joking around, but he soon realized she was serious.

I was tryin' to think of somethin' cool To say when she ripped off her lingerie
Joe was caught off guard when Ilene removed her lingerie.

She climbed on top and I lost my breath And when she squeezed it tight she nearly scared me to death
Ilene's actions were overwhelming and a bit frightening for Joe.

Just one night with her changed my world Ilene was no ordinary average girl
Joe's life was forever changed after his encounter with Ilene.

She had ultra hot fox mammy jammy Nuclear hot powered voodoo punanny
Ilene's sexual energy was intense due to her powerful voodoo punanny.

And to this day when I'm alone with vasoline You can bet I'm thinkin' about Ilene
Joe still thinks about his magical night with Ilene.

There was a girl named Lola and a guy named Sam He fancied him self an ambitious man
Joe tells another story about Lola and Sam, who is ambitious.

Straight to the top was where Sam was destined But that was before he saw Lola's breast
Sam's priorities changed after he met Lola.

And touched her thigh her skin was creamy Kissed her lips so moist and dreamy
Sam and Lola became intimately involved.

Took off their clothes and started to do the act And Sam nearly had him self a heart attack
Sam was overwhelmed by Lola's powerful punanny.

You see Lola's voodoo's extra strong they fornicated all night long
Lola had a strong voodoo punanny that kept Sam going all night.

When mornin' came he called the office Think I've found a better offer You can keep the job he said ' I Resign and I'll take Lola from behind'
Sam quit his job and chose to be with Lola instead.

Now Sam works all day pumpin' gas day dreamin' of lovely Lola's ass He gets off at five every night and????? till day light
Sam now works at a gas station and still thinks about Lola.

Punanny got magic punanny got power It's the only reason men buy flowers
The power of the voodoo punanny is so strong that it can make men buy flowers for women.

Did ya ever meet man with a bitchy wife? Wonder why the guy wanna ruin his life By bein' married to a woman that's mean to him
Joe questions why men marry women who treat them poorly.

Well I'm gonna tell you somethin' so listen kid When the lights go down and the candles flame
Joe has some insight to share with us about what happens behind closed doors.

I bet that woman doesn't act the same I bet you what she got is really sweet Bet you that girl is packin' heat
Joe believes that even a woman who seems unpleasant in public may have a powerful and magical voodoo punanny.

When he gets her alone whips out his bannana She gives him a dose of the voodoo punanna
In the privacy of their home, a woman can use her voodoo punanny to her advantage.

You ain't gonna forget it You can't ignore it No matter where you look there ain't no cure for it Don't waste your time tryin' to run and hide Voodoo haunts you every night
The power of the voodoo punanny is unforgettable and impossible to avoid.

Daddy I'm scared You should be son it's good to fear Cause if it wasn't for voodoo you wouldn't be here I never wanted kids But that was your mamma's idea She tricked me with voodoo
Joe tells a fictional story about how his child was conceived through the power of voodoo.

Voodoo ... punanny got the voodoo . doesn't matter what you do You can't resist the power it holds So listen very closely to the story I've told
The voodoo punanny is incredibly powerful, and even if you try to resist it, you will succumb to its magic.