Valby lives up to his nickname "Dr. Dirty". His songs and shows focus mainly on sex and racial slurs, with a mix of current and historic people and events. However, his routine shows no favor and spares no target in pursuit of making his audiences laugh. From Hispanics to Irishmen, Polish to blacks, Arabs to rednecks, Republican and Democrats alike, no person and no group is safe from his jokes and his piano.
Many of the songs sung by Valby are drinking songs like Ya, Ya, Ya (aka Limericks), Roll Your Leg Over, Barnacle Bill, etc. See Richard Reuss' master thesis and Ed Cray's Erotic Muse for further examples.
While Valby is best known for his "Dr. Dirty" act, he has recorded and produced pop and rock albums for himself and other artists.
Ya-Ya
John Valby Lyrics
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Your mother goes
Down for Egyptians
So sing me anotherWorse than the otherWaltz me around by my willy
They say that Viagra from Phizer
Can turn a limp dick into a guyser
But when I want my cock
I just chug down a couple Budweisers
Ya ya ya ya
Your grandma ran over her nipple
With her wheelchair
So sing me anotherWorse than the otherWaltz me around by my willy
There once was a Chinese girl name of Chin
Who spread her slow cunt to let my tongue in
So I ate her and ate her
But just one hour later
I felt like eating her again
Ya ya ya ya
Your sister's nasal swab
Came back positive for jizz
So sing me anotherWorse than the otherWaltz me around by my willy
I once picked up an eerie geek
Whose financial condition
Was obviously bleek
After swallowing my goo
She said "mmm, thank you
That's the first hot meal
I've had in a week"
The song "Ya-Ya" by John Valby is a crude and explicit composition that uses sexual innuendos and vulgar language to illustrate a man's desires and fetishes. The chorus "Ya ya ya ya" repeats throughout the song, indicating the male's excitement and eagerness to fulfill his sexual fantasies. The first stanza mentions the male's preference for women who perform oral sex, specifically those who are "Down for Egyptians," a euphemism for performing fellatio. He then asks for another vulgar activity, "Waltz me around by my willy," indicating his desire to engage in sexual intercourse.
The second verse talks about his distaste for drugs that enhance sexual performance, claiming that drinking beer is enough to get him excited. He then moves on to talk about his sexual encounter with a Chinese woman named Chin, describing how he performed oral sex on her repeatedly, indicating his fetish for Asian women. The next stanza takes things even further, with the male making crude jokes about a disabled woman running over her nipple and his sister's medical test results. The last stanza describes an encounter with a financially-troubled woman whom he fed with his semen. The song's content is explicit and may be disturbing to some listeners.
Line by Line Meaning
Ya ya ya ya
The artist begins the song with the repetitive phrase 'Ya ya ya ya'
Your mother goes
Insult directed towards the listener's mother
Down for Egyptians
Suggests that the listener's mother will have sex with people of any race or background
So sing me another
The artist asks for another song to be sung
Worse than the other
The artist is looking for a more offensive song than the current one
Waltz me around by my willy
The artist wants the listener to be entertained and amused by his crude lyrics and behavior
They say that Viagra from Phizer
The artist references the famous drug Viagra, suggesting that he does not need it to perform sexually
Can turn a limp dick into a guyser
The artist jokes about the effects of Viagra, recommending alcohol instead
But when I want my cock
The artist refers to his own genitals
As hard as a rock
The artist wants to achieve an erection
I just chug down a couple Budweisers
The artist claims that drinking beer is his preferred method of achieving an erection
Your grandma ran over her nipple
Another insult directed towards the listener's family member
With her wheelchair
A visual image of an elderly person being careless and causing harm to herself
There once was a Chinese girl name of Chin
The artist begins a tale about a sexual encounter he had with a Chinese woman
Who spread her slow cunt to let my tongue in
Graphic language describing sexual behavior
So I ate her and ate her
The artist continues with explicit language
But just one hour later
The artist implies that he is insatiable
I felt like eating her again
The artist expresses his desire to continue with the sexual encounter
Your sister's nasal swab
Another insult directed towards the listener's family member
Came back positive for jizz
The artist makes a crude joke about the listener's sister's sexual health
I once picked up an eerie geek
The artist begins another tale about a sexual encounter
Whose financial condition
The artist implies that the person he had sex with was poor
Was obviously bleek
The artist continues with language meant to be humorous or shocking
After swallowing my goo
The artist refers to his own ejaculate
She said 'mmm, thank you
The artist implies that his partner enjoyed the sexual encounter
That's the first hot meal
The artist uses a crude metaphor to describe sexual activity
I've had in a week'
The artist ends the song with another crude joke
Writer(s): DORSEY, M. LEVY, C. LEWIS
Contributed by Emily T. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
Mykee Sucks
Our counselors in sleepaway camp, always played these songs for us young 10-11 year old kids, and we LOVED it! Learned all the words and sang them all the time.. many many years later and I’m still randomly looking it up for a revisit. Definitley had a hand in shaping me into the completely normal not weird at all person I’ve become today........
Wilbury The Sage
Your counselors were of distinguished taste man
Shane McCaffrey
I've seen alot of professional performances in my life and John Valby is among the very best. I've never laughed so fuckin hard in my life
Dustin Congello
Foreskin in her braces...I'm on the bus .first time hearing that one ..laughed so loud I had the whole bus go quiet looking at me ..for brief moment this brought me out of my head back to high school days .I love it
Michael Esgro
OMG I haven't heard this stuff in decades and they were popping into my head "your grandma gives gummers to plumbers" LOL.
Mohammed Cohen
Used to see this guy LIVE at a now defunct beer joint in Fort Lauderdale in the early-mid 80s...he was friends with the owner and would do a show when he was playing at the now defunct Elbo Room during Spring Break...until the city fathers decided they no longer wanted the money the kids spent and 'dis-invited them to Ft Lauderdale - forever...Never laughed so damn hard in my life..still do when I Lsten to him on YouTube...
Illyrian4life
this brings back so many memories
Malcolm Palm
Oh, the fond memories are coming flooding back.
Sitslikeinu
"Your mother's slit has a coin return." Not in this particular clip, but one he said before. First time I heard that I was in the public library with headphones on. Took all I had to keep from busting out laughing and getting kicked out of the computer lab.
Ron Flesher
I saw Dr. Dirty at Dugout Jr. last Saturday. Laughed my ass off. 🤣🤣🤣