Mean As Hell
Johnny Cash Lyrics


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The devil in hell, we're told was chained
A thousand years he there remained
He neither complain nor did he groan but
Was determined to start a hell of his own

Where he could torment the souls of men
Without being chained in a prison pen
So he asked the lord if he had on hand
Anything left when he made this land

The Lord said yes, there's a plenty on hand
But I left it down by the Rio Grande
The fact is ol' boy, the stuff is so poor
I don't think you could use it as the hell anymore

But the devil went down to look at the truck
And said if he took it as a gift he was stuck
For after lookin' that over carefully and well
He said this place is too dry for hell

But in order to get it off his hands
The Lord promised the devil to water the land
So trade was closed and deed was given
And the Lord went back to his home in heaven

And the devil said, now I got all what's needed
To make a good hell and he succeeded
He began by putting thorns all over the trees
He mixed up the sand with millions of fleas

He scattered tarantulas along the road
Put thorns on cactus and horns on toads
Lengthened the horns of the Texas steer
Put an addition to the rabbit's ear

Put a little devil in the bronco steed
And poisoned the feet of the centipede
The rattlesnake bites you, the scorpion stings
The mosquito delights you with his buzzing wings

The sunbursts are there and so the ants
And if you sit down
You'll need to have soles on your pants
The wild boar rooms on a high chapparel

It's a hell of a place that he has for hell
The heat in the summers are hundred and ten
Too hot for the devil, too hot for men
The red pepper grows upon the banks of the brook

The Mexican use it in all that he cook
Just dine in with one of 'em and you're bound to shout
I've hell on the inside as well as it out
My hands are calloused July to July

I use a Big Dipper to navigate by
Fight off the wolves who drink from my well
So I have to be mean as hell
A sheep-herder came and put up the fence

I saw him one day but I ain't seen him since
But if you need a mutton we got mutton to sell
We're cowpunchers and we're mean as hell
Neither me nor my pony's got a pedigree

But he takes me where I'm wantin' to be
I'll ride him to death and when he has fell
I'll get me another one mean as hell
I shot me a calf and I cut off her head

'Cause the boys in the bunkhouse are waitin' to be fed




They rise in chime with the five thirty bell
And the best one of any of 'em is mean as hell

Overall Meaning

The song "Mean as Hell" by Johnny Cash is a darkly humorous tale of the Devil's creation of his own personal hell on earth. The Devil is tired of being confined to hell and decides to create his own, where he can torment souls without being imprisoned. He asks the Lord if there is any land leftover from the creation of the world that he could use, and is directed to a dry, desolate area by the Rio Grande.


The Devil takes the land and turns it into his own personal hell, complete with thorn-covered trees, sand mixed with millions of fleas, tarantulas along the road, cacti with thorns and toads with horns, and even a devil-infused bronco steed. The heat in the summers is too hot for both men and the Devil himself, with the red peppers growing on the riverbanks too spicy for even the Mexican locals to handle.


The song's lyrics are a humorous take on the idea of hell and the Devil, with Cash's deep voice giving the story an ominous, almost foreboding tone. The Devil's desire to create a hell of his own is intriguing, as it suggests that even the ruler of hell can become bored and dissatisfied with his situation.


Line by Line Meaning

The devil in hell, we're told was chained
As per popular belief, the Devil was shackled in Hell


A thousand years he there remained
He stayed there, for a thousand years or more, without showing any sign of discomfort or despair.


He neither complain nor did he groan but
He didn't whine or grunt even once, and...


Was determined to start a hell of his own
...was resolute in creating a version of Hell that was entirely his own


Where he could torment the souls of men
A place where he could torment and torture human souls


Without being chained in a prison pen
without being stuck in his current position - imprisoned by chains


So he asked the lord if he had, on hand
Questions the Lord about the inventory of land


Anything left when he made this land
if there was anything else available aside from the present land on Earth


The Lord said yes, there's a plenty on hand
The Lord replies in affirmative and says that there is, indeed, plenty of land at His disposal.


But I left it down by the Rio Grande
However, it is all located at the banks of the Rio Grande river.


The fact is ol' boy, the stuff is so poor
However, the quality of that land isn't particularly good, in the Lord's view.


I don't think you could use it as the hell anymore
So much so that it would be virtually impossible to use it as another version of Hell.


But the devil went down to look at the truck
Curious and enterprising, the Devil went to the said location to check the area out for himself.


And said if he took it as a gift he was stuck
But upon inspection, he wasn't particularly impressed and suspected that he would be stuck with it if he accepted it as a gift.


For after lookin' that over carefully and well
Having given it a careful evaluation from every possible angle,


He said this place is too dry for hell
he declared the surroundings to be too arid, desolate, and unsuitable for his fiery vision of Hell.


But in order to get it off his hands
Despite being not fully convinced, the Devil decided to accept this land to rid the Lord of it,


The Lord promised the devil to water the land
on the condition that the Lord would irrigate the parched land to a degree that it becomes fit to be called Hell.


So trade was closed and deed was given
Having agreed to the terms of the deal, they exchanged the required documents and officially transacted.


And the Lord went back to his home in heaven
The Lord departed to His heavenly abode after the completion of the agreement


And the devil said, now I got all what's needed
Feeling all set and satiated,


To make a good hell and he succeeded
the Devil then went ahead and made an effective and horrifying version of Hell just as he had envisioned


He began by putting thorns all over the trees
To begin with, he covered every tree with sharp and pointed thorns, to add pain to the surroundings.


He mixed up the sand with millions of fleas
He mixed the sand and soil with a countless number of fleas, ensuring that every ounce of it was infested.


He scattered tarantulas along the road
He strewn tarantulas on every lane and bylane.


Put thorns on cactus and horns on toads
Adding horns to toads and putting thorns on cactuses was his next move.


Lengthened the horns of the Texas steer
He made the horns of wild Texas steers even longer and more lethal.


Put an addition to the rabbit's ear
Stuck an additional body part to the rabbit's ear,


Put a little devil in the bronco steed
Added a devilish element to the dexterity of the bronco steed,


And poisoned the feet of the centipede
And poisoned the numerous feet of the centipede for added discomfort.


The rattlesnake bites you, the scorpion stings
Every inch of this terrifying place is teeming with rattlesnake bites and scorpion stings,


The mosquito delights you with his buzzing wings
while mosquitoes derive pleasure by buzzing around your ears.


The sunbursts are there and so the ants
Sunbursts beat down on the hapless inhabitants while ants crawl over them


And if you sit down
And of course, there's no escaping it all...


You'll need to have soles on your pants
unless you have extra protection like soles on your pants


The wild boar rooms on a high chapparel
And if that wasn't enough, even the wild boars were terrifying, lurking about on the boulders.


It's a hell of a place that he has for hell
All in all, it's a dreadful, horrific, and terrifying kind of Hell he has made.


The heat in the summers are hundred and ten
Summers are beyond scorching, with temperatures soaring past 110°F, which is too much even for the Devil.


Too hot for the devil, too hot for men
The Devil got more than he bargained for as even he can't stand the extreme heat of the place.


The red pepper grows upon the banks of the brook
Red pepper grows in abundance near the riverbank,


The Mexican use it in all that he cook
a condiment exclusively relied upon in Mexican cuisine.


Just dine in with one of 'em and you're bound to shout
As anyone who savors it would attest,


I've hell on the inside as well as it out
the feeling of damnation extends equally, disturbingly within as well as outside of one's self.


My hands are calloused July to July
Through constant toil, my hands have grown calloused from one July to another


I use a Big Dipper to navigate by
I have to rely on unconventional means (using Big Dipper for guidance) even to navigate due to the lack of resources in this area.


Fight off the wolves who drink from my well
I have to protect my well from marauding wolves and other animals.


So I have to be mean as hell
I have become so unpleasant and harsh through these struggles.


A sheep-herder came and put up the fence
After a sheep herder put up a fence around my area,


I saw him one day but I ain't seen him since
I lost track of him after that day


But if you need a mutton we got mutton to sell
If anyone wants to purchase mutton, I have plenty to sell


We're cowpunchers and we're mean as hell
We are cowpunchers, and we have become as harsh and imposing as the environment in which we live.


Neither me nor my pony's got a pedigree
Neither my pony nor I have a pedigree or a lineage to be proud of.


But he takes me where I'm wantin' to be
Regardless of this, he is faithful and loyal and takes me wherever I want to go.


I'll ride him to death and when he has fell
I'll keep riding him until he finally gives out,


I'll get me another one mean as hell
And when he does, I'll simply find another one to take his place that is just as tough and unyielding.


I shot me a calf and I cut off her head
To feed the boys, I had to shoot a calf and decapitate her.


'Cause the boys in the bunkhouse are waitin' to be fed
The hungry boys in the bunkhouse are waiting to be fed.


They rise in chime with the five thirty bell
As if on cue, they all get up simultaneously at the sound of the 5:30 bell.


And the best one of any of 'em is mean as hell
And the best cowpuncher of all of them is unquestionably as nasty and brutal as they come.




Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: JOHNNY R. CASH

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I am a poor wayfaring stranger
Traveling through this world alone

There will be no sickness, toil or danger
In that grand land to which I roam

Well I'm going home to see my mother
I'm going home to a morning rose
I'm only goin' over Jordan
I'm only goin' over home

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I know my way is rough and steep
And beautiful fields lie just before me
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I'm going home no more to roam
I'm only goin' over Jordan
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I'm going home no more to roam
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I’ll see his face no more to roam
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