Phones
Jon Richardson Lyrics


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Cynthia Catania Leaving my table set for one, for one Guess there is…
Fever You live in Phnom Penh You live in New York City But…
Jake&Papa Can I borrow your charger I left mine at home And I…
Malcolm Todd Girl you know my phone's off You can try I'm not…
Malcolm Todd - Topic Girl you know my phone's off You can try I'm not…
MARKUSPHOENIX Sorry, the service requested is not available Thank you for …
Mecha Maiko My votes go nowhere But my mind is tapped They know what…
Neon Trees Well just give me the beat! Excuse me Can someone help m…
Phones (даю им стилёк, просто им не забрать это) (вспоминаю проблем…
S.A.L Can i know what the fuck is going on These numbers…
s.al Baby just pick up the phone Pick up the phone I know…
StaySolidRocky On god! (On god) She might need a Tell a bitch, "Oh,…



Various Artists Talkin' on a butt phone, on a butt phone Talkin' on…


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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

XOXheartAmy

I laughed but then remembered that I keep coming into work
and seeing the big flat ladles we use for dishing out pizza sauce on the draining board
with the open bowl part facing UP
and a little puddle of scummy water inside
and then loads of others stacked the same way on top
so I just redo all the dishes

and don't get me started on the industrial dishwasher in the back
when there are more than five trays in it
and they're not leaning the right way
so the jets don't actually hit anything they're meant to hit
and we get the two spoons issue but with big greasy trays that recently held chicken fat



All comments from YouTube:

Jon Richardson

The Dishwasher Demon is coming to eat you, don't you worry.

justinegoff

Sounds like this should be made into a Jim Henson-esque movie.

Michelle Cluff

Criminal that we don’t have Jon Richardson hosting a show that blends comedy with cooking and household tips.

jennivamp5

I'd watch it

We360

I've always thought he would do well in a home makeover style show, where he fervently cleans the homeowners house while ranting at them why it has to be cleaned this way, and judging them on the state of their place.

LU2D Games

Bit like the Vincent Price cooking show? @Jon Richardson, hire Michelle, she's right.

Chris Witmer

Co hosted with Gordon Ramsay. Gordon judges the cooking, Jon judges the clean up after.

J W

I'm so so SO glad it's not just me that suffers a personal, deep-seated and wounding hurt in my soul when people just can't use a dishwasher as it is obviously designed to be used. Every time it's like another tiny little fleck of my humanity is eroded. Jon is the voice inside of me, I often wondered where it came from and now I know!...

Michael Longbottom

The whole sketch just never gets old no matter how many times I watch it

banana boat

The dishwasher bit is so true.
I've been doing it for like 10 years in my family and I complain about how everyone either is incapable of loading it or they load it incorrectly.
And in a couple months I'm off to uni so they will all learn real quick I imagine when everything comes out dirty all the time.

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