Nice Hotel
Julian Smith Lyrics

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Car Phone [Verse 1] Yes, I am! I'm a very busy man! My words flow…
Car Phone! Yes I am I'm a very busy man My words flows fourth…
Don't Know How it Goes Theres a song people are singin Anybody whos anybody knows A…
Eat Randy [Verse 1] The menu at this restaurant Has everything you'd e…
Ginger Snap [Spoken] Ginge, you want me to shut the blinds for you? I…
Grandma Like Whoa I call my grandma "Nanny" I call my grandma "Gram" I…
I Wish I Was a Black Guy My ooh, myyyy Have you ever seen a black guy? (Every single…
I'm Reading a Book At home sitting in my favorite nook My girl's trying to…
Jellyfish Jellyfish Jelly-fish Jelly-fish Jellyfish Take some jelly ta…

July A thousand days, A thousand nights. Takes me back to a place…
Never Get Naked in Your Shower [Chorus] I never get naked in your shower! I promise I'll al…
Racist Coffee His coffee's black His coffee's white But we drink it both…
Red Eye Flashes Twice This is a song for every person in the world Everybody's…
Rendezvous With You I want to rendezvous with you I want to rendezvous with…
Special Flow My little butterfly You are just so pretty neat I like to…

Special Flow My little butterfly You are just so pretty neat I like to…

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Comments from YouTube:

Ariel_of_Narnia

7y↑481

To this day, this plays in my head anytime I walk into a nice hotel....

Lady Alfhildr of the Forest of Violet Mists

Same, I'm laying in a nice bed in a nice hotel watching this right now! :)

Hunter McDowell

2y↑1

i stayed at a hotel for a week a while ago cause we didnt have AC in our apartment, and i sang this to my girlfriend multiple times

Flesh Apple

2y↑1

10 years later I still do it

A Rob

This is a nice hotel indeed

Christian Poynter

To this day, this plays in my head anytime I dream of having enough money to stay in a nice hotel....

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KonigWolff

3y↑80

I miss this stuff. I wish YouTube was still like this.

Alex Apol

2y↑5

unfortunately YT has broken the algorithms that would promote great stuff like this.

Meg Bradshaw

10y↑146

The first time I listened to this song, I had no idea who the other guy was. Now I'm a beardlover. I now realize the awesomeness of this collab.

cade_olson

3y↑16

You know its good comedy when its funny at 12 and just as funny at 22

SirDualSaber

4y↑17

This song just popped into my head after years. Thanks Julian

Tubervilleオーブリー

4y↑1

I was listening to EAT RANDY the this song popped into my head

RainAngel111

8y↑330

when you accidentally booked the honeymoon suite...

LPS Tay Turtle

8y↑404

It's okay 'cause we're not looking.
cue awkward eye contact

Madeleine S

2y↑1

I just want this to come back. It deserves fame again

Kaitie

11y↑10

I love how his music videos can go from mundane things being so overblown (reading a book) to utter lack of caring (this and racist coffee)

Joseph Tully

9y↑526

I thought he never gets naked in the shower......

Jack Tilghman

2y↑1

But he'll never get naked in yours @Amy LPS Productions

Spidy222 222

6y↑2

He probably had pants on

Billy Sellars

7y↑8

Only in your shower.

Amy LPS Productions

9y↑7

Only behind closed doors

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Kira Bartenbach

Haven't listened to this song in ages but randomly got it stuck in my head while in the shower (by myself and in my own home). And it's still as fun as when it first came out!

Linkuru

10y↑100

I wonder if they were at a hotel and just made a video cause they were bored.

Sugoni

yo link wtf you doing here 7 years ago why didn't you invent rocket league early instead of watchin YouTube

Crimson Dragon

As someone who really enjoyed Julian smith and now plays rocket league. I did not expect to see a comment from you

バカルマ

@Homofloriensis Godfather of the Renaissance damn 1 month ago

Homofloriensis Godfather of the Renaissance

3y↑3

This is literally the last person I expected to see here on a midnight nostalgia binge

jardeath

5y↑8

This plays in my head any time I stay at a hotel.

PandaMandy

13y

I'm going to sing this at every hotel from now on! By the way, I loved the awkward high five at the end :)

Laura Hoag

12y↑2

I cannot express how much I love this video. I can't even explain it to myself. It's just that awesome.

Summer Dayz

2y↑1

It's almost 2022 and I still can't get this song out of my head, omg.

w00fiee

13y↑1

Now when I send the night at any hotel. This song will be playing in my head... even when it's not a nice hotel.

Anthony Chen

10y↑59

"I'll never get naked in your shower" just only in public ones XD

Cubby Rupers

8y↑323

What kind of hotel has two shower heads and only one bed

Tubervilleオーブリー

4y↑1

A nice hotel dose

Karabash

5y↑1

A Nice Hotel, duh :D

R0BLOXPRO420 ,

5y↑2

Honeymoon

Peter Lane

5y↑4

Honeymoon suite

Native_Beats _2016

5y↑6

Honeymoon suite

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Kinzy P

13y

Julian's songs always get stuck in my head!! Then I watch the 'When, a song, is stuck inside your head, just sing, this song, just sing this song instead." then that gets stuck in my head and its a never ending cycle!

crazystrongtower

12y

love this song! your production value is always impressive too

Brynley Louise

12y

I think if I ever own a hotel I'll have this song automatically play the first time a guest walks into their room.

Deep Owl - Sound, Light, Camera

12y

This is so terribly, horribly awesome! I can't tell if it's a parody of a song, a genre, or just something for fun. No matter, it's great :)

HeroOfHollow

4y↑3

I don't know how I got here but damn I forgot about Julian Smith and now his songs are stuck in my head again

Fire Lightning Bolt

4y↑1

Same though, lol

MyFatezero

4y↑6

i like how whenever julian sings with anyone else his volume is always higher

horsesareme123

13y

I've listened to this song so many times that I could sing the whole thing without the music. I love it!!

summersunshine101545

13y

julian, thank you for making my night. you never fail to make an amazing video <3

VohnExel

12y

It makes me laugh, it makes others laugh. It's his song, he can write about anything he wants. I'd love to be able to do something I love and have it impact as many people as this channel does. It's not vain; It's not "all about him." I doubt that Julian creates these solely for himself, he knows he's providing people with entertainment. Most of us are entertained. That end, he's accomplished his purpose, and probably goes to bed at night feeling much more satisfied than most of us here.

Desslosh (Nos)

It'd been years since the last time I watched this, and I still love it.

LeTerneau Tunes

I love Julian's awkward little side to side dance. So funny.

Jordan Guy

10y↑4

Been so long sense I've seen any of Julian's videos I forgot how awesome they are

Julia Sison

12y

If I ever catch myself in a nice hotel, I'm gonna play this song and dance all around the room

ashtree

13y

The next time I go to a nice hotel, this'll be the perfect song to sing in the dead of night.

Ell Melton

11y

Damnit! I just wanted to watch 1 Julian Smith video before I got up to do something productive but yet I am still here! Damn you, Julian for being so addictively funny!

bjtbjtbjtfffff

12y

i love how all of his song mean little to nothing, but are all really really really catchy. seriously.

Midas of Messes

12y

Everytime I go to a hotel, it's all I can do to stop myself from singing this in public...

Lady Alfhildr of the Forest of Violet Mists

4y↑4

There are few experiences quite so consummate as the feeling of watching this video from a nice hotel :)
.
This internet is fairly fast, actually.

Seth Lipko

12y

Julian, you should make an album with "serious" lyrics. The beats in this song are phenomenal.

Michaela Castro

13y

I love all of Julian Smith's videos. He's so funny! :)

Alex Long

I recently stayed in a nice hotel and this was going through my head the entire time 🤣

Devon Dennis

13y

You don't have bad videos. Haha this is so classic. Love it.

Vincent Purkeypile

This song sums up what everyone does at a hotel. You can't deny it, you leave the towels everywhere, and no matter what the sign says, you always use 5 towels when you take a shower.

ContainsAthroughZ

10y↑41

I'm just tryin to figure out what kind of person would dislike this video, then be possessed to create 999 more accounts to dislike the video with

Hannah Seagraves

9y↑5

+ 17 more accounts

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camanddani

13y

LOVED THIS! This was so awesome great job guys!! - Cam and Dani

aph no

11y

From now on, I will play this song on my iPod every time my family and I walk into a nice hotel.

shadowtheulti

12y

every time i go to a hotel I will blast this song as loud as humanly possible and if anyone complains I'll just say Its good business.

Graham Davis

12y

This is my favorite Julian smith song because it's so catchy!

Kaylen Lee

11y

Only Julian Smith can make something as random as a hotel entertaining.

Taylor Erickson

2y↑4

My buddy and I quoted this throughout his business trip in which he stayed at a nice hotel.

Ashley Kaia

12y

This is one of Julians funniest videos lol love it!!

Hannah Scaletta

12y

This song has been stuck in my head all day! I've been singing it Outloud and people are like, "wtf?" :p

JRC99

If I stay in a hotel, I'm going to have to blast this at full volume

Lady Alfhildr of the Forest of Violet Mists

Also I think I used to think that there was a female vocal track on the chorus, but then I remembered Julian has an incredible falsetto and it's probably just him.

mightybyne

11y

I love it how Julian Smith makes songs like how we all normally talk... Only add a bit of background music and different tones :P

IsaacJamesTV

8y↑37

This is really about a hotel on the northern side of New York City that is apparently terrible, and is threatening people who write negative reviews on it. There have been so many sarcastic reviews on Yelp. I find this video funny now that I understand it.

Dennis

+IsaacJamesTV oh ok, I misunderstood his question. I thought he was asking for the one it was filmed in.

IsaacJamesTV

8y↑2

It was filmed in Chicago but it's about the one I'm new york

Joshua Doherty

8y↑2

I know I'm late, but what is the name of this hotel?

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kittyfan228

13y

Now this is going to be stuck in my head for not only a day, but for weeks..

7natethegreat7

13y

you know your music videos should come with lyrics in the description so we can sing along to them :)

Amanda Grant

It does not matter what quality of hotel I am in, if I am in a hotel I will sing this song.

Sarina M

13y

am i the only one who has watched this over and over, its actually catchy.

Epic Shisno

11y

The awkwardness in Julian's videos is FANTASTIC!

An Idea Guy

10y↑241

It's really cool that you did a colab with Michael from Vsauce.

Christian Poole

An Idea Guy Is that really michael from vsauce

Carleigh Nielsen

An Idea Guy I wish it was lol

Gavinus Maximus

10y↑1

Thats what i just said

DeliriousRuler

10y↑6

That's actually not the guy from vsauce. That's WheezyWaiter

Ethan Lin

10y↑1

NO Sam Pindrock it was just a joke

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Torrey S

13y

I love how akward their music videos always are haha:)

Lady Alfhildr of the Forest of Violet Mists

I've started listening to this song whilst looking at hotel options online, and I fear it may be biasing my opinons of them... but it's so catchy, and applicable! :)

Ben P

11y

This is way more catchy then it should be

Nicholas Thompson

OMG! Julian you have officially reached a whole new level of awesome! I totally got the "Mouse Hunt" reference when you did the coin toss. I haven't met many people that have seen that movie and it is a childhood favorite of mine. Anyways, good job.

Frederik

2y↑2

10 years later it's still a nice hotel...

Cubby Rupers

8y↑66

"It's okay 'cause we're not telling, anyone"
posts on YouTube for whole world to see

MeChel Clark

Good point XD

Wayne Higa

13y

i like how your humor is clean but dirty at the same time lolz keep up the good work Julian!

Myah Ridder

12y

I find it necessary to sing this whenever I get the opportunity to stay at a hotel, regardless of the quality. The guests are always so happy to hear me sing that they start to cry . . . or maybe those are tears of rage? Meh.

Julieta Silva

12y

I really admire his creative mind, it's really mind blowing to me that someone with such an imaginative mind exists!

str4tegix

13y↑1

I'm in LOVE with Julians songs!!! technojeep, racist coffe, and this... awesome!!!

YoungbloodedXP

After I got onto WheezyWaiter this video became 10x more enjoyable. I didn't think that was possible, it's already so great XD

SpartanCB93

7y↑14

"it's got Ethernet so I can get online" How quickly things get old.

JC

13y

OMG EPIC. Two of my favourite YouTubers united! This is going in my favourites!

Amelia Hartley

13y

Jullian never fails to impress.

Jordan Mitschelen

I watch this whenever I go to a hotel now! It makes you feel better about your hotel.

Stephanie N

13y

Next time I go to a hotel, I'm definitely singing this in the lobby.

coswyn

12y

...I'm sure Julian could come up with something that would not necessitate abandoning his comedic flare but would stimulate thought and challenge people to think more deeply. I encourage him, and others like him (along with their collaborators, as their work is clearly a team effort), to diversify their menu and offer some hearty cuisine with their pastries and cupcakes, so to speak.

Grant

8y↑65

remember Never get naked in your shower

Hannah Mack

7y↑3

"I ONLY GET NAKED IN MY SHOWER, BEHIND CLOSED DOORS BUT I'LL NEVER GET NAKED IN YOURS"

Arthurian Legend

I PROMISE I'll ALWAYS WEAR MY CLOTHES

human being

8y↑5

"I nevuh get naked in your showuh!"

Mitch A

13y

Great! Now another song I have to buy on iTunes!

hanna elford

13y

THIS NEVER GETS OLD!!!!

soulfulpizza14

This has forever ruined me for staying in nice hotels. I hear this in my head every time I step into a hotel room.

Anna Aadson

13y

You two have great chemistry. It's awesome

Julia Koek

11y

Cant discribe how much I've seen this video and every single time I'm laughing my ass of. iloveyou julian #debtdebt

angel collier

10y↑25

This is how almost all gay relationships start XD

snow pink

9y↑1

no ^^ "it's just a nice hotel" yeah nice hotel indeed! X3

Jessica Warner

13y

I vote for more Julian Smith & Craig Benzine collaborations.

cassandra

13y

Now every time I go on vacations at nice hotels, I will sing this. And the hotel employment will appreciate the compliment

TBexter

11y

Oh gosh now whenever I go to a hotel I'll be singing this hahaha

Krysten Blondeth Stark

13y

Me singing at the top of my lungs while sitting on my front room couch: THIS, IS A NICE, HOTEL! Mom looks around the corner from the kitchen with a confused look: ....This is our house...

Angelfeathers137

12y

I'm so gonna sing this the next time I go to a hotel.

D. Mac634

5y↑5

Who is here in 2019 missing the good old julian

Rayne Williams

12y

I love the dancing and the awekward high five!!

Hニコル

11y

I like the fact that they say"this is a nice hotel indeed" while acting so rigidly...hahaha

jess p

11y

played this while walking into a hotel, the neighbor called from his balcony at us. "i thought i lost my sweater." and i laughed so hard.

andypck

12y

Julian Smith is the definition of a classy filmmaker. Aside from Nice Hotel..

Andrew Butcher

11y

Amazing song by Julian Smith featuring WheezyWaiter. Oh the amount of times I have watched this superspecialawesome video! :D

Mitchell Bowser

10y↑163

But it's ok because we're not telling

Anyone

Beetle Boy

classic

Zara J

12y

When I get the courage, the next hotel I go to, I'm going to sing this out loud.

Kayla Phillips

12y

I love this one never gets out of my head :]

7HE W0LV3R!NE

3y↑1

Just rediscovered this song and I'm glad I did.

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