Chubby chasers anthem
Jumal X10 Lavis Lyrics

Hello, mister Mellow! Hello, hello, hello, joo!
Jumal X10 Lavis greets his listener with respect and enthusiasm.

Eilen olin Luksis...
Jumal X10 Lavis tells a story about his recent visit to a club called Lux.

Ja siel joku vitun tons of fun jahtas mua viistoist minsaa ympäri sitä mestaa!
Jumal X10 Lavis was being pursued by a large woman in the Lux club for 15 minutes.

Oh shiet, mayne!
Jumal X10 Lavis expresses his surprise and shock.

Tää biisi onki sen takii tehty just niille jätkille, jotka tykkää cheissaa tommosii muijii
Jumal X10 Lavis created this song specifically for men who are attracted to larger women.

Menkää te sinne, en mä niit haluu, en mä niit haluu!
Jumal X10 Lavis does not want to be pursued by larger women and encourages those who are attracted to them to pursue them elsewhere.

Check it out!
Jumal X10 Lavis encourages his listeners to pay attention and listen closely.

Tiiän yhen jätkän, joka tykkää todellaki cheissaa chubbei
Jumal X10 Lavis knows a man who is attracted to larger women.

Ja se tarkottaa, et sen muijat ei tilaa kasvissubei
This man's significant others do not order vegetarian subs.

Vaan ostaa aina kunnon pekonihammerislammerimätöt
Instead, they buy bacon cheeseburgers and other high-calorie foods.

Nii et raavaallekki miehelle kelpais välipalaks
These calorie-dense foods would even satiate a large, muscular man.

Jätkät, tsekatkaa, täl jätkäl ei seiso hoikkien chicksien kaa
Jumal X10 Lavis knows a man who is not aroused by thin women.

Ja aina välil sitä alkaa vitun vakavasti masentaa
This man gets seriously depressed from time to time.

Eikä siihen oo lopulta lääkitystä parempaa
There is no better cure for his depression than having sex with a large, beautiful woman.

Ku saada isolta, kauniilta naiselta bloukkaa
He gets a boost in confidence when he gets attention from a big, beautiful woman.

Joten tää jätkä käy ain semmosen koukkaa
Therefore, this man secretly pursues larger women.

Mut se tekee sen salaa, ettei kukaa tulis loukkaa
However, he does it secretly to avoid hurting anyone's feelings.

Ja pitää vitunmoista bulimiachicksii kulissii, sen chiksi
He maintains a facade of pursuing thin women but secretly prefers larger women.

Ei oo tainnu saada pitkään aikaan kullii vissiin
He has not had sex in a long time.

Koska fätit missit tän jätkän energiat tuhlaa
He spends his energy pursuing larger women.

Ja fätit chicksit kuulemma diggaa nuolla anusta
Jumal X10 Lavis suggests that some larger women enjoy analingus.

Ja seksin jälkeen tää jätkä polttaa itämäist tupakkaa bongist
After sex, this man smokes a type of Eastern European hookah tobacco.

Samal ku edelleen nälkänen ämmä nuolee spermat pois kortongist
At the same time, his large partner is still hungry and licks the sperm from a condom.

Tekeeks mieli välil fättii äässii?
Jumal X10 Lavis asks if his listeners ever feel the desire for larger women.

Tekeeks mieli isoi tissei lääppii?
He also asks if they ever feel the desire to touch large breasts.

Meist jokanen noudattaa omien halujensa lakei
Jumal X10 Lavis believes that everyone should follow their own desires.

Joka tarkottaa sitä, et jotkut cheissaa chubbei
This means that some men are attracted to larger women.

Aha, joten ottakaa ne...
Jumal X10 Lavis encourages his listeners to pursue their desires if they are attracted to larger women.

Fätit chicksit halterii ja halailkaa niitä...
He encourages men to embrace and appreciate larger women.

Säki oot varmaa joskus tunkenu fättii chicksii organii
Jumal X10 Lavis suggests that his listeners have likely had sexual encounters with larger women before.

Ja seuraavana aamuna sportannu iha vitun vakavaa morganii
He suggests that his listeners may feel guilty about their attraction to larger women.

Ehkä se ei oo vaa sun juttus, hah, ei munkaa
Jumal X10 Lavis acknowledges that not everyone is attracted to larger women, including himself.

Mut en silti ala tuomitsee, eikä pitäis sunkaa
He suggests that it is not right to judge others for their attraction to larger women.

Mut totta on, et slimmii muijaa saa iha vitusti runnoo
Jumal X10 Lavis acknowledges that thin women can also be sexually satisfying.

Eikä silti tissit tuu koskaa hölskymää kunnol
However, their breasts may not be as large as those of larger women.

Ja fatit chicksit ei kuulemma tarvii sängyssä jumpstarttia
Jumal X10 Lavis suggests that larger women may not need additional stimulation in bed.

Ja niitten rakkaus tekee kuulemma vitusti eetvarttia
Their love and passion can be very intense and satisfying.

Ku tiiän myös toisen jätkän, se sattuu olee bodari
Jumal X10 Lavis knows another man who is a bodybuilder.

Ennen oli laimee fitnessmuijien puolestalobbari
This man used to pursue thin, fit women.

Mut vähän aikaa sitte tää jäbä näki valon
However, he recently had an awakening.

Ja pokas itellee muijan, jonka koko vastaa pientä taloo
He began dating a woman who is very large.

Ja siinä missä aluks tarvittiin anustappia
At first, they needed to use anal plugs during sex.

Näyttää siltä, että koht aletaa tarvitsemaa rabbia
However, it seems that they will soon require larger toys.

Ja kun katon ympärille, Finlandhan on Chubbyland
Jumal X10 Lavis suggests that Finland has many larger women.

Joten chubbeil chickseil taitaa olla vitunmoine upper hand
Therefore, larger women may have the advantage in the dating scene.

Ja kun katon ympärille, kaikki frendit cheissaa chubbei
He suggests that even his friends are attracted to larger women.

Mut onneks mä edelleen arvostan vyötäröit kapeit
However, Jumal X10 Lavis continues to appreciate thin waists.