Tanssitaan helvetis
Jumal X10 Lavis Lyrics

Aah, hell yeah, kaikki jeesustelijat
Expressing enthusiasm for the song and inviting all Christians to forget their beliefs and join in the fun.

Unohtakaa se vitun partahomo
Encouraging Christians to forget about Jesus, seen as a useless and annoying bearded man.

Nyt tanssitaan helvetis
Calling for everyone to dance in hell, a metaphorical and provocative way to have fun and reject religious morality.

Check it out
Inviting the audience to pay attention to the lyrics and enjoy the music to the fullest.

Se on ihan sama uskotsä Jumalaan
Stressing that it does not matter whether one believes in God or not, as it does not affect their behavior or moral values.

Tuutsä humalaan, mitä vittuu teet sun munalla
Asking whether one would get drunk and behave recklessly, or act responsibly and not hurt others when intoxicated.

Vai laulatko kirkon kuorossa
Questioning whether one sings in a church choir, seen as a boring and meaningless activity.

Vai sikailet viikonlopun jamassa huonossa
Asking whether one parties recklessly and behaves badly, or enjoys themselves responsibly.

Se on ihan sama uskotsä Jehovaan
Repeating the previous idea, that one's beliefs do not matter as long as they do not harm themselves or others.

Rukoileksä, vai rakennaksä kehoa
Asking whether one prays to God or works on their physical fitness, seen as a better use of time and energy.

Vai laitatsä maitoo aina siilille
Asking whether one wastes their resources and always saves or invests their money, neglecting their own pleasures and desires.

Vuokraatsä kämpän pedofiilille
Asking whether one rents their apartment to a pedophile, or follows their moral compass and refuses to support such behavior.

Onks muil vähemmän kun sul itsel
Reflecting on the fact that other people have their own issues and weaknesses, and should not be judged unfairly.

Ootko enemmän äiti Teresa vai isä Fritzl
Comparing the personalities of two famous figures, one known for her charity and kindness, the other for his cruelty and abuse.

Ei mikään korkee voima sua fiilaa
Asserting that no higher power or spiritual belief can bring happiness or fulfillment on its own.

Tai korkeelta taivaalta tiiraa
Implying that no divine intervention or miracle can change one's life or solve their problems.

Et voi maksaa paaville pesetaa tai liiraa
Emphasizing that no amount of money or favors can buy forgiveness or reconciliation with the Catholic Church.

Ja odottaa, et se sun kaikki synnit cleanaa
Criticizing the concept of original sin and the idea that only religion can cleanse one's guilt or wrongdoing.

Vaan sä oot yhtä likanen ku minä
Admitting that everyone has flaws and weaknesses, and none can claim moral superiority or perfection.

Ehkä jopa likasempi, jos et tiedosta sitä
Acknowledging that some people may be unaware of their own flaws or bad habits, making them even worse than they appear.

Tanssitaan helvetis
Repeating the provocative and catchy chorus, calling for everyone to dance and have fun in hell.

Sä sanot mulle nähdään helvetis
Accepting the challenge or insult of going to hell, but turning it into a positive and fun experience.

Mä sanon tanssitaan helvetis
Asserting the previous idea, and encouraging others to enjoy themselves and reject religious dogma or fear.

Sissit tanssii, kun jalkoi polttaa hiilloste
Creating a vivid image of soldiers dancing in hell, perhaps in reference to guerrilla warfare or rebellion against authority.

Ja laval esiintyy se vitun Tea Hiilloste
Naming a famous Finnish politician or activist known for her left-wing views and activism, perhaps mocking her perceived radicalism or naive optimism.

Täällä puhuu Saatana ja helvetissä kemut jatkuu 24/7
Imagining a scenario where Satan himself invites people to party in hell, and suggesting that it would be a more enjoyable place than heaven.

365 päivää vuodessa, tulinen hiillos on lattiana
Describing how hell is always hot and fiery, and suggesting that it is a more fun and exciting place than boring or lifeless heaven.

Jee, gargoylen pillua kaikille, Saatana kutsuu, tulkaa tänne kemuttamaan
Using vulgar and provocative language, suggesting that Satan offers sexual pleasure and entertainment to all who come to hell.

Älkää vittu menkö taivaaseen, siel on ainoastaan Jeesus
Satirizing the idea that heaven is only for Christians or the saved, and mocking the notion that it would be a desirable or interesting place.

Ja se on ihan vitunmoinen homo
Using derogatory language to attack Jesus, portraying him as a weak, effeminate or undesirable figure.

Come here, come here my children, come to Satan
Quoting Satan as a seductive or manipulative figure, luring people to his party in hell and promising them pleasure or power.

Aah, 666 on your motherfucking ass
Using profanity and vulgar language, asserting that the number 666 is associated with Satanic or rebellious behavior, and challenging anyone who would try to stop it.

Jesus Christ, ohohoo, Jesus Christ
Mocking Jesus again, using a singsong or childish tone to ridicule his name or image.

Tanssin Golgatan paskademonin kaa ripaskaa
Describing a wild and chaotic dance with a demon associated with the place where Jesus was crucified, seen as a repulsive or obscene figure.

Sitä otusta en haluis lipasta, tai hipasta
Admitting a certain level of fear or disgust towards demons or evil spirits, but also acknowledging their allure or fascination for some people.

On liian likasta, tääl on myös mestoi jois harrastaa chillausta
Commenting on the dirty or chaotic atmosphere of hell, but also noting that there are places to relax or chill out, perhaps for those who cannot take the heat or intensity anymore.

Kato helvetis on pari hyvää pubii, toista isännöi, kukas muukaan kuin Belzebubi
Humorously suggesting that even hell has pubs or bars, and that one of them is run by a notorious demon associated with gluttony or excess, often depicted as a fly or insect.

Ja toista tietty Walleniuksen Bubi, mut siin mestas alkaa naiset oleen vitun rumii
Naming another pub or bar, perhaps run by a notorious Finnish figure known for his rough demeanor and foul language, but also admitting that the women there are not very attractive or appealing.

Kato naiset on tääl pääosin gargoyleja, muttei välii, kunhan pillut pysyy kosteina
Continuing the theme of sexual pleasure and promiscuity in hell, suggesting that most women there are ugly or demonic creatures, but it does not matter as long as they are willing to have sex.

Miesten vessas älä koskaan käänny selin, ainakaa jos paikal sattuu oleen Azazeli
Making a joke about the danger of turning one's back on a demon while using the toilet, and naming a particularly nasty or vengeful one who might attack someone in such a vulnerable situation.

Ja tanssilattial on parast ettei tsoukkaa, muuten menee chanssit saada Lilithilt bloukkaa
Warning people not to move clumsily or awkwardly on the dance floor, as it might offend or annoy a particular demon associated with feminism, sexuality or temptation.

Se on se demoni, jol on vitun isot daisarit, ainoo vaan et se vetää vitun iisist raivarit
Describing a particular demon known for his large breasts, and also for his unpredictable and violent behavior, perhaps implying that even hell has its own celebrities or notorious figures.

Sieg heil!, Hitlerikin on tääl, sunnuntaisin pelataan jenkkifutista sen pääl
Mocking the idea that even evil or hated historical figures can be found in hell, and joking about their hobbies or pastimes, perhaps referencing two stereotypes associated with Nazis, namely their salute and their love for American football.

Ja footbagii sen kiveksil, yhen jannun kaa, joka oli duunis Inexil
Continuing the joke about Hitler, suggesting that he is playing hacky sack with a random guy who used to work at a department store chain in Finland, seen as a mundane or irrelevant job.

Katos tääl on porukkaa sieltä ja täältä, itse asias jokanen ihminen maan päältä
Admitting that hell is populated by people from all over the world, and that everyone ends up there eventually, regardless of their beliefs or behavior.

Tulee tänne suoraan liukumäkee slaidaten ja sen jälkeen vietetään ikuisuus bailaten
Imagining a fun and adventurous ride down a slide into hell, and suggesting that the party never stops there, as people can enjoy it for eternity.

Jee-eaa
Expressing excitement and enthusiasm for the idea of dancing and having fun in hell, as opposed to the boring or monotonous life in heaven.

Ei Jeesus
Asserting again that Jesus is not welcome in hell, and implying that his presence would ruin the fun or challenge the authority of Satan.

Tuomiopäivä
Suggesting that the end of the world or the apocalypse is a fun and exciting event, perhaps because it would bring chaos, freedom or rebirth.