Fivetweezy
KJ-52 Lyrics

It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's Fivetweezy
The artist goes by the name Fivetweezy and this song is a self-title

Well, I've been gone but I'm back again
The artist has been away from the music industry but is now making a comeback

It's been too long, you wondering where I been
During his absence, people were curious about where he had gone

Well, I betcha I though I would pack it in
The artist considered quitting his music career

Since I got dissed on MTV for dear slim
The artist received negative feedback from MTV for his song 'Dear Slim'

Aw, man why'd y'all play me?
The artist is disappointed that MTV did not appreciate his song

TRL, you drive me crazy!
The artist is annoyed with the MTV show 'TRL'

Now everybody really hates me!
The artist is feeling disliked by many people

I thought we were friends, Carson Daley?
The artist is disappointed that Carson Daley, who he thought was a friend, did not support him

So when I tried out for American Idol
The artist tried out for the TV show 'American Idol'

I got up and sang for Simon Cowell
The artist performed in front of the 'American Idol' judge Simon Cowell

But he said I was 'absolutely horrible'
'American Idol' judge Simon Cowell did not like the artist's performance

He said I was worse than William Hung, too
Simon Cowell compared the artist's performance to William Hung's, who was known for his terrible singing

Now what do I do, please help me, could ya?
The artist is seeking help and advice

I keep getting punk'd like Ashton Kutcher
The artist feels like he is constantly getting tricked, like in the TV show 'Punk'd'

Since my name's still bashed and butchered
People still criticize and mispronounce the artist's name

But I was just changing, so listen would yah
The artist is evolving and wants people to give him a chance

Now I don't know if I'm past my prime
The artist is not sure if he is too old to continue his music career

I'm feeling old, I just turned 29
The artist feels old even though he is only 29 years old

It's crazy; I think I lost my mind
The artist feels like he is losing his mind

Cause lately it shows I forget my uh:
The artist is forgetting things

Sometimes I feel like my brain is missing
The artist feels like something is wrong with his brain

Sometimes I feel like Jessica Simpson
The artist compares himself to Jessica Simpson, who was known for saying silly things in public

Don't know if tuna's fish or chicken
The artist is unsure if tuna is a fish or chicken

I told ya it's five two, nobody's listens
Despite correcting people about his name, they still get it wrong

Okay, you don't believe that it's true
The artist understands that some people still do not believe him

Even my mom still thinks it's fifty-two
Even the artist's own mother gets his name wrong

Now I tried to explain but it's no use
The artist has tried to explain his name but people do not understand

At least the kids say 'man your cool, ha'
Children appreciate the artist's music and think he is cool

No, really man, I can't complain
The artist has no complaints about his success

Kids take puff paint and write my name
Children enjoy the artist's music so much that they write his name with puff paint

On their t-shirts and they be like WAH!!!
Children get excited and yell when they see the artist's name on their shirts

Now I used to come through my system blasting
The artist used to play his music very loudly

People couldn't miss it when I tried to pass them
People were unable to ignore the artist's music when he drove by them

In a Honda civic with the muffler dragging
The artist drove a Honda Civic with a loud muffler

Shoes off, hairy feet like Bilbo Baggins
The artist compares his bare feet to Bilbo Baggins, a character from 'The Lord of the Rings'

Back when I was living wrong
The artist used to live a sinful lifestyle

I need to get tipsy like J-Kwon
The artist used to drink alcohol and wants to feel that way again

But know a days all I need is God
The artist has changed and now only needs God in his life

And a mic and a DJ and my I-Pod
The artist only needs a microphone, a DJ, and his iPod to make music

All righty put your dance shoes on
The artist wants people to get ready to dance

And everybody just get your groove on
The artist wants everyone to dance and have fun

We'll rock the party till the break of dawn
The artist wants to party all night long

And even get your grandma to sing along
The artist wants everyone, even older people like grandmas, to enjoy his music

Now what I say, don't take this lightly
The artist is serious about his faith in God

God runs things, not Bruce Almighty
The artist believes that God is in control, not a fictional character from a movie

He's Jesus, the only one I need
The artist has faith in Jesus and believes that he is all he needs

Now Fivetweezy, y'all know what I mean
The artist's nickname is Fivetweezy and he hopes that people understand his message