Tequila
Kotch Lyrics

I was at the bar with my drinkin team,
The singer was in a bar with his buddies - Jack Daniels and Jim Bean.

It was me Jack Daniels and my homey Jim Bean.
The singer was with two of his close friends, named Jack Daniels and Jim Bean.

We were kinda blitzed and we were trying to behave Y'all
The group was getting drunk, but they were trying to keep it together and act normal.

when in walked a soldier he was from the fuzzy naval.
A soldier from the Fuzzy Naval bar walked in.

We were fallin, stumblin, crawlin
The group was so drunk that they were having trouble standing up or walking straight.

her come da police, Captain Tom Collins,
The police, specifically Captain Tom Collins, arrived on the scene.

and the rapper said freeze
The singer refers to a rapper who tells everyone to stop moving.

he said "hands in the air and hand over your keys"
The police officer ordered the people in the bar to raise their hands and hand over their car keys.

now we did, and that was kinda simple,
The group obeyed the police officer's orders and handed over the car keys without any resistance.

now here came Marguarita and her friend Shirley Temple.
Two women named Marguarita and Shirley Temple entered the bar.

I asked my friend 'bout Marguarita,
The singer asked one of his friends for information about Marguarita.

he said Shirley was a virgin an I wouldn't wanna meet her.
The artist's friend told him that Shirley was a virgin and not worth meeting.

So I talked to Marguarita, cause yoh, she was flyer.
The singer decided to talk to Marguarita because he found her attractive.

I took her to the coast cause I wanted to Screw Driver.
The singer took Marguarita to the coast to have sex with her.

Now Im not one for a speech,
The singer says that he doesn't usually give speeches.

but there was plenty of Tequila and Sex On The Beach, Y'all.
The bar had a lot of Tequila, but the artist is also implying that he had sex with Marguarita on the beach.

Here we go again and Im not fussin,
The artist is starting to drink again and is not complaining.

see I'm a French Mexican but I can get with White Russians,
The singer has both French and Mexican heritage, but he's still able to enjoy White Russians, a type of cocktail.

at the bar with a drink in my hand.
The singer is at the bar holding a drink.

In walked Jose Cuervo what was marguaritas man.
Jose Cuervo, who the artist says was Marguarita's boyfriend, entered the bar.

I talked to the wise man cause, yoh he's distinguished.
The artist spoke to a wise man who he found to be distinguished.

His name was St. Ives and he spoke in old english.
The wise man's name was St. Ives and he spoke using old English phrases and vocabulary.

He said "you'd better think fast,
St. Ives warned the singer that he needed to act quickly to avoid trouble.

cause Jose is kinda crazy and I heard he Shot Glass".
The artist is warned that Jose Cuervo is dangerous and has a tendency to drink excessively.

He gave me some advice and it went like this:
St. Ives gave the singer some advice.

"catch the night train and head up to 'cisco"
St. Ives told the singer to take a night train to San Francisco to avoid trouble with Jose Cuervo.

I didn't wanna stick around,
The singer decided to leave the bar and not stick around.

I caught the 1:51 to New York, the Grey Hound.
The artist caught a Greyhound bus to travel to New York City.

Now I'm at the Red Zone, everybody's stylin'.
The artist arrives at a place called the Red Zone where everyone is fashionable and trendy.

Was sippin Ice Teas on Long Island.
The singer and his friends were drinking Long Island Iced Teas.

I blacked out and the party came to a halt,
The singer drank too much and passed out, causing the party to come to an end.

cause I was drinking the Tequila with the lemon assault Y'all
The artist thinks that the Tequila he was drinking was spiked with lemon.

I woke up in the morning and felt like a Zombie,
The artist woke up the next morning feeling terrible.

the Tequila Gold Label had bombed me.
The artist blames the Tequila Gold Label for how bad he feels.

You see I woke up late and wasn't feelin' so great,
The singer was feeling hungover and woke up late.

And Mike said there's a Bicardi party startin' at eight.
The artist's friend Mike told him about a Bacardi party starting at 8 PM.

Yo we walked in the party and started playin our games,
The singer and his friends arrived at the party and started playing their drinking games.

we played tops, fuzzy quarters, with Bartles & James.
The singer and his friends played games involving spinning tops, quarters, and drank a type of wine cooler called Bartles & James.

Here came Shirley Temple and they told me to chill,
Shirley Temple arrived at the party and the singer's friends told him to calm down.

because the Mickey Brothers took her up to strawberry hill.
Shirley Temple went with the Mickey Brothers to a place called Strawberry Hill.

They took her $1000 mink and she could barely think,
The Mickey Brothers took Shirley Temple's expensive fur coat and she was too drunk to do anything about it.

cause the Tequila that she drank had her tickled pink.
Shirley drank a lot of Tequila and was very drunk.

Now the music came on and I rocked the instrumental.
The music started playing and the singer danced to the beat.

There's a groupie named Mai Tai, a fly oriental.
There was a groupie present named Mai Tai who the artist found attractive, and assumed she was of Asian descent.

A groupie is a girl that jocks,
The artist explains that a groupie is a woman who actively pursues and idolizes musicians or band members.

She wore the def Black Velvet and drank Scotch on the Rocks.
Mai Tai was wearing the brand Black Velvet and was drinking Scotch on the Rocks.

We had a fake marriage, now here's to honeymoon,
The singer and Mai Tai pretended to get married and are now celebrating a fake honeymoon.

Ya zone vagabond and the Blue Lagoon.
The artist is now a wandering traveler, and he's enjoying a type of cocktail called the Blue Lagoon.

Now everybody take a word from the wise,
The singer thinks that everyone should listen to his advice and heed his warning.

A girly and a bottle, Tequila Sunrise.
The singer thinks that a woman and a bottle of Tequila, specifically Tequila Sunrise (a type of cocktail), is a dangerous combination.

Tequila
The singer is singing about Tequila.

Te-Te-Te - Tequila
The artist repeats 'Tequila' in a catchy, musical way.

Tequila
The artist is singing about Tequila again.