Holy Bison Beaks!
Lemon Demon Lyrics

Well, I thought I'd write a little song,
The songwriter had an idea to come up with a song

so I wrote a little song.
The songwriter was able to quickly write a simple tune

Then I tried to write some lyrics,
The songwriter attempted to create meaningful lyrics for the song

But I didn't last too long.
The songwriter faced a creative block while writing the lyrics

So I figured, why not sing about me
To overcome writer's block, the songwriter decided to write a song about songwriting

Trying to write a song and stuff.
The songwriter struggled to write a compelling song and needed a new idea for the song's direction

And I decided to keep on singing
Despite the difficulties in writing the song, the songwriter continued to work on the project

‘til I had had enough, but then I realized…
The songwriter continued working on the song until a new idea came to mind

This song needs a hook.
The songwriter recognized the song's need for a memorable and catchy hook

An ironic little,
The songwriter intended to create a hook that was unexpected or seemingly contradictory

Self-refrential,
The hook was intended to reference either itself or the songwriting process

Catchy freakin' hook.
The songwriter wanted the hook to be memorable and attention-grabbing

So I made the chorus
The songwriter decided to place the self-referential hook in the chorus

All about how
The chorus would focus on the need for a hook in the song

And a guitar solo.
The songwriter intended to include a guitar solo in the song

Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this… okay.
The songwriter has to tune their guitar before performing the solo

Ugh, stop that. All right, uh…
The MIDI guitar solo isn't working as intended and requires a change

Oh, I know, let's do the, um, the bridge. Bri— yeah, bridge. Okay?
The songwriter decides to create the bridge for the song

Baby, tell me why,
The bridge begins with a question

Why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
The songwriter asks why bridges are called 'bridges'

You cannot walk on it,
The songwriter suggests that bridges are typically not meant for walking

It doesn't have a guard rail,
The songwriter points out that bridges often lack guard rails

It doesn't even hold many cows.
Despite its name, a bridge may not be a useful structure for supporting cows

This song is sort of caving in on itself,
The songwriter recognizes that the song is becoming self-referential and meta

And so it's going to end right now.
The songwriter decides to end the song at this point

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… jinx!
The songwriter finishes the song with a humorous exclamation