Jaws
Lemon Demon Lyrics

Jaws the shark!
Introducing the main character, Jaws the shark

Lurking in the dark of the depths of sea, one day on a lark
Jaws prowls in the deep sea until one day he decides to get up to some mischief

Decides to get rowdy, get real violent
Jaws decides to become aggressive and violent

Takes a vay-cay up to Amity Island
Jaws goes to Amity Island for a vacation

Sunshine lotion fun in sun
People on the beach are having a good time in the sun, putting on sunscreen

Blood in the ocean, everybody run
Jaws attacks, causing blood in the ocean and everyone runs away

'Cause it's crazy how few fucks this shark gives
Jaws is reckless and does not care about the consequences of his actions

He'll eat naked ladies, he'll eat little kids!
Jaws is a predator and will eat anyone, regardless of age or gender

But the one thing keeping the community safe
The only thing protecting the community is a man named Brody

Is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss
Brody is accompanied by his friend Richard Dreyfuss

Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come
Jaws does not know that a storm is approaching

He just wants everyone to be his chum, get it, get it
Jaws wants to make everyone his friend (or food), hence the pun 'chum'

The mayor don't care if the townsfolk die
The mayor is apathetic towards the potential death of the townspeople

He doesn't want to spoil the fourth of July
The mayor is more concerned with the upcoming holiday than the safety of the citizens

He's like, "Everyone cool it, and go for swim!"
The mayor encourages people to ignore the danger and continue swimming

But holy shit here comes that fin!
Jaws appears, causing panic because of his fin

Long story short, the beach gets closed
The beach is eventually closed due to Jaws' attacks

The mayor's like, "Okay, yeah, this blows"
The mayor finally admits that the situation is not good

Suddenly Jaws has got a price on his head
A bounty is put on Jaws' head

But the wrong little shark baby ends up dead
Another shark is mistakenly killed instead of Jaws

It was Jaws' little brother, now he's pissed
Jaws' sibling is killed and Jaws becomes angry

The mayor just shot to the top of his list
The mayor is now a target of Jaws' anger

He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night
Jaws sneaks into the mayor's house at night

And he eats that fucker in a single bite
Jaws kills the mayor quickly and efficiently

Now the mayor's dead, so Brody's in charge
After the mayor's death, Brody takes responsibility

He knows the real killer is still at large
Brody knows that Jaws is still on the loose

So he and the Dreyfuss make a decision
Brody and Dreyfuss come up with a plan

They're going on a mission
They embark on a mission to kill Jaws

They're gonna go fishing
The mission involves fishing for Jaws

For Jaws
The ultimate goal is to kill Jaws

A man named Quint lets them use his boat
A man named Quint lends them his boat

On the condition that he be the one to cut Jaws' throat
In exchange, Quint demands to be the one to kill Jaws

'Cause he was a sailor back in World War II
Quint has experience as a sailor and hunter

And Jaws ate his entire crew, woah!
Jaws has a history of killing Quint's crew

They wait all night, where could Jaws be?
They wait all night, anticipating Jaws' arrival

He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder
Jaws easily destroys the protective cage holding Dreyfuss

While Dreyfuss's makes his wetsuit wetter
Dreyfuss' wetsuit gets soaked from the cage's destruction

He hides behind a rock like cowardly prick
Dreyfuss hides behind a rock out of fear

And he doesn't come back until the end of the flick
Dreyfuss does not reappear until the end of the movie

Brody's like, "We're gonna need a bigger boat"
Brody realizes they need a bigger and stronger boat

So they go home and get a bigger boat
They acquire a bigger boat as planned

The biggest boat that's ever sailed
They acquire the largest boat available

Gonna kick Jaws' ass or I guess his tail, yeah his tail
Their goal is to defeat Jaws, either by killing or subduing him

But, oh, my shit! Jaws jumps out and Quint gets bit!
Jaws appears and kills Quint with a bite

Right in half like a kit-kat bar!
Quint is killed in a gruesome manner

Up in the sky there's a shooting star
The death of Quint is symbolized by a shooting star

That's Quint up in heaven, he's a star now
Quint is portrayed as a star in the sky after his death

Brody's angry, he's all like, "Fuck it"
Brody becomes angry and decides to take immediate action

He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket
Brody gets creative and makes a makeshift weapon

Jaws' last words are, "Woah, respect"
Jaws recognizes Brody's effort and courage

Then he explodes and it's a pretty good effect, yeah!
Jaws is killed in an explosion with impressive special effects

Jaws is dead
Jaws is finally defeated

Long live Jaws
Although Jaws is dead, its memory lives on

(He was a shark without a cause)
Jaws was a shark that acted without any inherent purpose or motivation

He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws
The movie Jaws tells the story of Jaws the shark

(He is a shark who fights the law)
Jaws, a wild animal, is fighting against authority (the laws and rules of humans)

He was in a movie that everyone saw
Jaws was a very popular and beloved movie

At the Academy Awards
The movie was recognized and awarded at the Academy Awards

He was robbed
Despite its popularity and success, Jaws did not win some awards it deserved

Sharks exist in real life, woah
The song reminds us that sharks exist in real life and can be dangerous