My Trains
Lemon Demon Lyrics

My basement, uh.
I want to take you to my basement.

Gonna show you my beautiful basement.
I want to show you my basement, which I consider beautiful.

Where the concrete floor feels cool to the touch.
The uncarpeted floor in the basement is cool to the touch.

I'll turn up the heat if it's too much.
If it's too cold, I will turn on the heat.

I'll turn on the lightbulb on the wire.
I will turn on the lightbulb affixed to a wire in the basement.

Turn on the dehumidifier.
I will turn on the dehumidifier that eliminates the moisture in the basement.

I'm serious when I flick this next switch.
I want you to know that I am serious about what I am about to show you.

Look you in the eye, and I say, "Check this."
I want you to focus and pay attention to what I am about to show you.

My trains, uh.
I want to talk about my model trains.

I got small ones. Tiny little trains.
My model trains are small and tiny.

I come down here just to get away.
I come to my basement to escape from everything.

It's like magic. Magic trains.
Playing with my model trains feels like magic.

I wish these trains could take me away.
I wish I could escape from reality on these model trains.

In the club, the Model Railroad Club,
I joined a club for people interested in model railroads.

A motherfucker said shit about my trains.
Someone insulted my model trains.

Might as well have took a shit on my brain
It felt like a personal insult that hurt me deeply.

Cuz I went insane.
The insult drove me crazy.

I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.
I attacked him with a styrofoam bat while making a train track.

But the president never did let me back after that.
The club management banned me from the club after the incident.

Shit, I said, "Fuck you.
I recall telling the management to "fuck off."

Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"
I questioned the need of the club in the first place.

I lie here every night.
I spend my nights thinking.

I feel like if I focus
I believe that if I focus,

And think of getting smaller
And think of shrinking physically,

I'll gradually get smaller.
I will become smaller over time.

And if I get small enough
If I become small enough,

My trains will seem much bigger
My model trains will appear larger in comparison.

And I'll be the conductor.
I will be the driver of my model trains.

The tiniest conductor.
The smallest driver.

OH!
Expression of excitement.

Then whatchu gonna do?
What are you going to do then?

Whatchu gonna do?
What are you going to do?

Whatchu gonna do then, huh?
What are you going to do then? Any ideas?

Whatchu gonna do?
What are you going to do?

Whatchu gonna do?
What are you going to do?

Whatchu gonna do when I'm fucking small
What are you going to do when I'm tiny?

Like one inch tall
Small enough to be one inch tall.

You won't see me coming at all
You won't even notice me coming.

When I crawl into your ear late at night
When I get into your ear at night.

Yeah, you heard me right motherfucker, sleep tight
That's right, you will hear me, so sleep well.

And you think I'm just another bad dream
You think I'm just a bad dream.

But I'm a tiny little man in your bloodstream
But I'm a tiny man in your blood.

Little hands hold an artery shut
I can hold an artery shut with my tiny hands.

Yeah, that's right motherfucker, then what?
That's right, then what are you going to do?

My trains.
Bringing back to the topic of the song which is my model trains.

My trains.
Reiterating my model trains.

My trains, uh.
Introducing the subject of my model trains.

My trains, uh.
Introducing my model trains once again.

They're like magic. Magic trains.
Playing with my model trains feels like magic.

I wish these trains could take me away.
I wish I could escape from reality on these model trains.

(Chugga chugga woo-woo)
Imitating the sound of a train

My trains.
Referring to my model trains.

(Chugga chugga woo-woo)
Imitating the sound of a train

My trains.
Referring to my model trains.

(Chugga chugga woo-woo)
Imitating the sound of a train

My trains.
Referring to my model trains.

(Chugga chugga woo-woo)
Imitating the sound of a train

My trains.
Referring to my model trains.