Knife Fight
Lemon Demon Lyrics

I tire of your mind games
I am tired of your deceptive tactics

I'm sick of playing Don't Wake Daddy, good sir--
I am done with playing deceitful games like Don't Wake Daddy

No more Rock, Paper, Scissors for me!
I am finished playing uneventful games like Rock, Paper, Scissors

But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here?
However, we should act like civilized people, don't you think?

I challenge you to a battle of knifes!
I challenge you to a fight with knives

KNIFE FIGHT,
A fight with knives,

You're gonna fight for your life!
You will be fighting for survival!

You're gonna fight with a knife!
You will fight using a knife!

A really really really sharp knife!
A sharp knife!

YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT!
Yes, the fight will be with knives!

I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
I am insane and unpredictable!

I'ma cut you! (Cut you!)
I am going to cut you!

Swish swish! In a knife fight! (knife fight)
There will be a lot of quick knife movements in the fight!

Knife fight! (knife fight) Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!
There will be a fight with knives!

Let me tell you something: I can't be beat.
I am unbeatable!

Oh yeah?
Really?

Yeah--cuz I'm the king of the street!
Yes, because I am the best in the area!

Well guess what, man: I'll pin you to the wall!
I will press you against the wall!

Oh yeah?
Really?

Yeah, your knife is way too small!
Yes, your knife is too tiny!

Hey! My knife is super sharp and that's what counts! I'm gonna make you bleed copious amounts!
My knife is extremely sharp, and I will make you bleed a lot!

Yeah well I'll be sure to thank you right after I shank you!
I'll thank you after I stab you!

Punk.
You are a weakling.

Dweeb.
You are insignificant

This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur!
You are going to die because you are a worthless dog!

I've got a TIP for you, get the POINT?
I have advice for you, do you understand me?

Time to face the music!
It is time to accept the consequences!

Time to face the facts!
It is time to tackle the reality!

Time to bite the bullet!
It is time to face pain or difficulty with courage!

Time to pay the tax!
It is time to face financial obligations!

I've got a blade of fury.
I have an angry, sharp blade!

I am a ball of rage.
I am full of anger!

You ready, sucka? Born ready.
Are you ready? I am always ready!

ENGAGE!
Let's start the fight!

KNIFE! FIGHT! CUT! STAB! KNIFE! OW! POKE! KNIFE!
The sounds set against a backdrop of knife-based fighting

Hey wait a minute here!
Wait a moment!

Oh, what is it?!
What is the problem?

Knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt!
Knives can be dangerous and cause injury!

Hurt? ...I don't want to get hurt.
Pain is unpleasant, and I don't want to experience it!

Who does!
Nobody does!

Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a... TICKLE FIGHT!
I challenge you to a tickle fight instead!

Tickle fight! It's a tickle fight!
We'll be having a tickle fight instead!

Don't bring no knife to a tickle fight!
You don't have to bring any knife to a tickle fight!

Just bring your fingers, bring a feather, and Everyone can sing together, now:
Just bring your fingers and a feather!

La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight!
Happily tickling each other!

Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight!
We'll be having an exciting, unexpected tickle fight!

Ding dong doodly Nick nack noodly Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly!
An amusing jingle before the tickle fight!

Tickle fight! Tickle fight! Tickle tickle tickle fight! Hey!
A chorus calling out the tickle fight!

That was fun. ...where's my knife?
The tickle fight was entertaining, but where did my knife go?