Jazz Police
Leonard Cohen Lyrics


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Can you tell me why the bells are ringing?
Nothing's happened in a million years
I've been sitting here since Wednesday morning
Wednesday morning can't believe my ears
Jazz police are looking through my folders
Jazz police are talking to my niece
Jazz police have got their final orders
Jazzer, drop your axe, it's Jazz police!

Jesus taken serious by the many
Jesus taken joyous by a few
Jazz police are paid by J. Paul Getty
Jazzers paid by J. Paul Getty II

Jazz police I hear you calling
Jazz police I feel so blue
Jazz police I think I'm falling,
I'm falling for you

Wild as any freedom loving racist
I applaud the actions of the chief
Tell me now oh beautiful and spacious
Am I in trouble with the Jazz police?

Jazz police are looking through my folders

They will never understand our culture
They'll never understand the Jazz police
Jazz police are working for my mother
Blood is thicker margarine than grease

Let me be somebody I admire
Let me be that muscle down the street
Stick another turtle on the fire
Guys like me are mad for turtle meat

Jazz police I hear you calling
Jazz police I feel so blue




Jazz police I think I'm falling,
I'm falling for you

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Leonard Cohen's song "Jazz Police" explore the theme of cultural policing and enforcement of certain cultural standards. The singer seems to be sitting and contemplating the meaning of the bells ringing as he mentions that nothing's happened in a million years. Suddenly, he realizes that it's already Wednesday morning, and he's surprised by this fact. The song refers to "Jazz police," a metaphor for those who control and regulate the Jazz culture. As the song progresses, the singer acknowledges the power of the Jazz police, who are scrutinizing his folders and finalizing their orders. He is asked to drop his axe (guitar) and conform to their rules.


The song seems to challenge the idea of cultural policing and standardization, and how it can restrict individual expression and creativity. He sings that the Jazz police don't understand the culture they are policing and that they work for his mother. The song's final verse sees the singer stating his desire to be someone he admires, and he is willing to explore the unknown and unconventional, just like he explores the taste of turtle meat.


In conclusion, "Jazz Police" is a satirical commentary on the cultural policing and the enforcement of certain cultural standards. It highlights how cultural policing can restrict creativity and self-expression and encourages the listener to break free from cultural boundaries.


Line by Line Meaning

Can you tell me why the bells are ringing?
Why is there a sense of urgency when nothing unusual has occurred in so long?


Nothing's happened in a million years
There hasn't been any significant event in the longest time


I've been sitting here since Wednesday morning
I've been idle since a few days now


Wednesday morning can't believe my ears
Unable to believe what I'm hearing since Wednesday


Jazz police are looking through my folders
Authorities are investigating my music collection


Jazz police are talking to my niece
The officials are talking to my niece regarding my music choices


Jazz police have got their final orders
The authorities have received the ultimate directive


Jazzer, drop your axe, it's Jazz police!
Stop playing your instrument, the authorities are here


Jesus taken serious by the many
People generally perceive Jesus as a serious entity


Jesus taken joyous by a few
However, a few perceive Jesus as a source of joy


Jazz police are paid by J. Paul Getty
Officials investigating Jazz music are funded by J. Paul Getty


Jazzers paid by J. Paul Getty II
Conversely, Jazz musicians are funded by J. Paul Getty II


Jazz police I hear you calling
I'm listening to the authorities


Jazz police I feel so blue
However, listening to them makes me feel upset


Jazz police I think I'm falling,
I feel like I'm submitting to the authorities


I'm falling for you
I'm falling for their influence and power


Wild as any freedom loving racist
I'm as uninhibited as any person who loves freedom and yet dislikes other ethnicities


I applaud the actions of the chief
I support decisions made by those in power


Tell me now oh beautiful and spacious
Addressing the country as beautiful and vast, requesting them to answer a query


Am I in trouble with the Jazz police?
Am I under scrutiny of Jazz enforcement?


They will never understand our culture
The authorities cannot comprehend and appreciate our art


They'll never understand the Jazz police
Authorities themselves cannot understand the uniqueness of Jazz enforcement


Jazz police are working for my mother
The enforcement authority is influenced by my familial connections


Blood is thicker margarine than grease
Family bonds are stronger than most other relationships


Let me be somebody I admire
Enable me to become the role model I look up to


Let me be that muscle down the street
Allow me to be strong and respectable like someone I know


Stick another turtle on the fire
Cook some more turtle meat, as it's a delicacy


Guys like me are mad for turtle meat
People like me are crazy about turtle meat




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: JEFF FISHER, LEONARD COHEN

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Comments from YouTube:

@Enigmatism415

This is the musical equivalent of a high fever, and I love it.

@heromjh

that turtle meat line is golden, every line really

@lovelessincognito3567

@@heromjh 2:15 2:15

@paulmarsh5325

LEONARD COHEN, ALWAYS GREAT!!!!!

@faithbetinis4129

this song is so insanely good

@user-gv5fh7yb7f

Nothing's happened since, say, circa 1964 (or the elections of1878), except the ringing bells [a la Pink Floyd's "Time"].

@francisfoggerty8897

I respectfully disagree with your opinion

@gehrke111

Can't ... stop ... listening ...

@_fabio1978

The master lives!

@krkozombie3855

you are the best singer

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