Don
Lonestar Lyrics

Don't let's talk about Lisa
Let's avoid discussing Lisa altogether

Don't let's even start
Let's not begin talking about Lisa

Let's leave Lisa out of this one
Let's exclude Lisa from this conversation

Lisa broke my heart
Lisa caused me emotional pain and heartbreak

Gwendolyn was splendid but her tendency to spending
Gwendolyn was wonderful, but she had a problem with spending too much money

Spun a little out of control
Her spending habits became uncontrollable

Two nights on the town and
After going out two nights in a row

My poor bank account was crawling around on the floor
My bank account was completely drained and struggling

And pretty young Alicia she could take a piece of your heart
Alicia was beautiful and could capture your emotions

And lead you to the light
She could bring happiness and hope to your life

Lucy Melinda Loretta and Lucinda
These are examples of other women's names

We could go on all night but
There are many other women to name but it's not necessary

Priscilla was a killer meaner than Godzilla
Priscilla was tough and had a harsh personality

But oh what a pretty girl and
Despite her harsh personality, she was beautiful

Dawn in the dawn with her pom-poms on
Dawn was cheerleading in the morning

She could twirl like a tilt-a-whirl
She was able to spin and move gracefully

There's wonderful women all over the world
There are many amazing women in the world

I've said it again and again
This statement has been made repeatedly

But she whose name must not be spoken
Lisa, the person being avoided in conversation, is the best of them all

Has it all over all of them so
Lisa is superior to all other women mentioned before

You can talk about the weather
A suggestion to converse about something other than Lisa

Cotton or leather
Examples of things to talk about

And do you think the Beatles
Another conversation topic

Shoulda really gotten back together
An inquiry about whether the Beatles should have reunited

Talk about the truth
Another suggestion for alternative conversation

Mantle or Ruth
Examples of things to discuss

Fabio DiMaggio or John Wilkes Boothe
More examples of things to discuss

Oh Lisa she's off limits man
A definitive statement that Lisa is to be excluded from conversation

You can talk about Hanson Marilyn Manson
More examples of alternative discussion topics

And do you think they'll ever have a show down in Branson
A question about the possibility of a concert in Branson

Talk about desire Sosa or McGwire
More examples of things to discuss

And is we in the fryin' pan or is we in the fire
A question about whether the artist is in a bad situation

Talk about what's real and what you really feel
An encouragement to discuss genuine topics

And how's about those mini skirts on Ally McBeal
A suggestion to talk about fashion on a TV show

Talk about the X-Files Macaroons and mistrials
More suggestions for alternative conversation

And did you ever snag your jacket pocket on a turnstile
An inquiry about a minor inconvenience