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Pattaya Addict
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@raymcgee9094

3y↑14

I was there on R&R from Iraq in 2003. I stayed at the Welkomme Inn on Soi 2 (looks like it's gone now), so the Central Marina was the go-to mall for me. Plus, I liked the prices at the Big-C.

Also, I went to Ripley's, the water park on Jomtiem(?) Beach, and Buddha Hill. Next to Iraq, it was the most intense three weeks of my life.
As someone said to me, "Pattaya is like an adult Disneyland, but the rides are better."

Great advice about dealing with the bargirls, and yes, I did buy my "girlfriend" some gold, and sponsored her for a short time.

I wish someone had told me this information then, but learning the hard way was more fun.
What I really enjoyed the most was the variety of restaurants, probably because I had been eating MREs for the six months prior.
Keep 'em coming.

@kevinc.8815

3y↑39

First time- 2000, and there is nothing like the first trip. I was hooked and made several follow up trips. While less frequent now, it usually was 2/year. Times change, but the allure is still there, and there are stories you will have for life. You will also have memories that you will not tell anyone. :-)

With YouTube etc. now I don't think there is really too much of a newbie that is totally surprised, just a first timer. They all know what is there, the question is can they handle it and not get overwhelmed. Either way they will love it.

Most of them likely start in Bangkok and make their way to Pattaya a bit later in their vacation. BKK will get them acclimated a bit and Pattaya gets them hooked. Once hooked, BKK likely gets skipped. It did for me.

I agree with the 1 day rule, but after a few visits there is no reason you can't spend multiple days with one girl. By then you know the scene and not to get involved long term, even if you are a repeat customer. If you want to get her a gift - up to you.

#1 rule after not getting involved with a girl is never make plans (other than a booking), they always change, so go with it. The trip will be more enjoyable.

I will end with something I haven't heard in a while: "The worst day in Pattaya is better than the best day back home". I doubt that envisioned the current situation, but I look forward to the time when it is true once more.......

@curtisgregory517

3y↑8

Ok Daz, you ask us to tell you about our first time in Pattaya.
my first time in Pattaya was in the 1950s,,, (my last time there was in the 1970s).
At that time Pattaya was only a very small fishing village.
Not at all a fancy place, there were only small older buildings with small businesses.
There were small fishing boats along the beach and only one old structure in the water. Apparently, it had been a fishing pier with only the pilings remaining.

Not a single other visitor than me at Pattaya.
The lovely Thai people in the shops, everyone with their delightful "Thai Smile."
There. I was introduced to the delicious "Thai Iced Coffee."

I came there with the desire to go water skiing.
Someone someway came up with a small boat with a small engine + a slalom water ski.
after I enjoyed the water skiing, I had food and drinks with the persons that I rented the ski boat from. Following dinner and drinks, we all settled into my hotel room for the night, the three of us slept very well together.

Looking back, I did things like this in so many countries while flying airplanes.
I miss those good old days.
My work was a pleasure, hard to believe they paid me quite well to go and do such lovely things.
So many great places/people on Planet Earth.
Other places/people have trouble competing with the "Land of Smiles."

@10MinutestoRouletteFortune

3y↑88

Ok, tips for the newbies. Yes, this is going to be long. Pattaya will blow your mind if you aren't use to attention from the ladies. Like he said, they know how to work you like pros. First off, tell nobody your business. My cover story is "I've saved for an entire 2 years to come here and I'm a low level manager in retail." Never act like you have a dime to your name. Don't trust anyone. Farang can hustle you just as much as locals. Carry ONLY your daily limit budget for FUN.....nothing more but 1000 bhat "emergency money" tucked somewhere safe. Carry a business card of your hotel. I got lost miles away and it saved my butt. Plan how much "fun" you want to have and budget accordingly. Trust me, don't bring more than your daily budget. One night without self control can drain half you vacation budget if you don't know what you are doing or can't handle your drinking while caught up in the excitement. I've seen it happen to newbies. Don't touch the fucking bell!! I've done it once............or at least I think I did. Be careful. Keep your drinking costs down by ordering a Long Island Ice Tea. They are strong and just a beer will keep you going, perhaps, for 3 hours. But, I'm a lightweight as I don't drink at home. PAY FOR ONE DRINK AT A TIME. Don't carry a bin tab!! Will keep you safe from being overcharged.

I live in a city that have the most strip clubs in the US. Clubs were ALL nude filled with college kids. Pattaya really didn't do much for me because I've been there, done that, and even managed a strip club for a few months. Drama!! DON'T date a bar girl....don't be a "Captain Save a Whore" and know you are in a "movie". Just enjoy the show. Rule #1....don't get involved with ANY drama. I've seen a bottle get busted over a guy's head because the Farang had a big mouth and went after a Thai guy like a fool. Thai people are like one giant family. Mess with one and might as well be taking on the entire city. Mess around and they will come out of the woodwork. Get in trouble with the law and they will always side with the Thai. Be a "skippy" on a girl or treat her with disrespect and for 500 bhat, the girl will have motobike taxis guys come kick your ass or even kill you. I had a freelancer tell me that and I believe her. Not all how jump in Pattaya are committing suicide. Just a thought.

Just enjoy the show. Don't be loud. Be mellow. Wear a shirt at all times, and really important is learn the basic of Thai language. Use it and they will think that isn't your first trip and they won't mess with you as much. Girls will say, "why you know Thai? You have Thai wife?" Then say, "Mai tam a da" and just smile and have fun with the response. Best if you learn from the girls from Isaan their local language basics. Learn how to say "Hello" in Isaan. Sa bai dee bo. If you are asked your response is "bo". Use it! This will make it clear they know you aren't a newbie. The "massat" girls will bug you. If you want to be left alone just say "Sa wad dee khap" or the other and keep walking. Trust me, they will think you have a Thai wife and not push things further. Walk like you own the place or you will have girls pulling you to go into every bar around. If you get your junk grabbed by a ladyboy, don't freak out, just tell her you like girls way too much. The best conversations I have had were with lady boys. Strange to be talking to a guy, dressed like a woman, checking out other girls walk by and her saying, "nice ass". 555

And yes.......relations with a girl will seem so natural. No shame. Don't act shy....own what you are doing or you might get hustled. The first time you go for a massage and are specific with what kind of happy ending you want, and tell her at the desk will be the strangest experience of your life!! Be confident and have fun with it. I prefer massages with an ending over taking a girl. No drama, no chance of stuff getting stolen in your Hotel etc and it's cheaper. Book a day where you get 5 massages..it's heaven. Get a soapy massage!! Ask the girl to shake your hand as hard as she can. You will get an idea of how the massage will really be. If you meet a girl that gives good service then you can make her a regular. Consider seriously going to a legit massage place with real Thai massages with an honest cute good girl. Just be sure she hasn't worked in a bar. They are a good option for a great regular GF material and easy to meet and in a short time you will know you have chemistry while getting hands on. If she pats your face gently, she likes you. If you date her you will always get free massages. I have 3 in 3 cities that I frequent. You should too!! Be sure to tip them....200 bhat is average. After a massage you might get asked "you want gf"? She's looking for LT. If you like her ask for ST about 9pm. She will most likely stay all night anyway especially if you have a comfortable bed......yes, Thai people love to sleep. And yes, you will get coffee made for you in the AM if you tell them you like coffee. 2 creams 3 sugars khap.

When you first meet a lady and if she likes you, she will treat you like a BF. She will look after you. Get drunk and she will make sure you get home and in bed safely. Tell them UP FRONT after you have chatted her up exactly what you are looking for and offer her YOUR price. Barter UP not down. Expect to buy "gifts" but limit it to only one if you take her for a day. Your rules so make them clear. Never take her to a mall. He's right, one day max!! With so many options, why not. Get a copy of HER id at your hotel or before you take her LT for a few days if that's your choice. Doing this alone will keep her from any problems and drama happens. If you take her to another city, be prepared to get her on a plane if she acts up. This is your vacation don't let any drama queen ruin it. Remember, trust nobody and try to stay away from the ladies on Beach Road. There is a reason why she is on the street. Might have an STD or got caught at a reg bar scamming a customer. Buyer beware!! Let the Indians hunt in packs for them. Don't be THAT group of guys!!

Since you WILL be back as I have 10 times, always leave with 3000 bhat in your "travel wallet". Nothing better than a nice hot tub after a long flight and you won't have to pay the fees at the Air Port for exchange. Save some money, take the MRT to your stop. Most likely it will be NANA Plaza. Here is my final tip. Stay in a hotel for no longer than 3 days. Pick the next hotel 6 blocks away. Keeps everything new. Consider staying at Heaven at 4, on Soi 4. Best staff....say hi to Nuna the bartender. She will take care of you. I got a sore throat from the smog and she made me the best lemon, honey and rum "tea" to help me out etc.

I can go on and on. Have fun......be safe.....control your money AND your emotions. Stay clear of bar girls or working girls is my best tip of all. Yes they are whores...........but treat them with respect and who knows, maybe you can get a free night with a girl like I did from a gal in Soi Cowboy my first trip. It was an unbelievable story that would make a great book. Treat them like a human, have fun and you too might get that golden ticket!! Your best chance of getting that ticket is to never talk about sex and just have fun watching the crowd. Best part, this lady didn't even hustle me for a drink instead, she bought ME drinks at a bar up the stairs across the street at a club. If you can get the gal to be having fun, they don't want it to stop and it will go on and on and on and on. Thai people truly do live in the moment!! It's like they aren't capable of thinking past that day. Enjoy and like they say in the military, keep your head on a swivel and TRUST your gut feelings about everything. It just might save your life as it's saved mine on my world journeys. Chok Dee........which means good luck and is a way of saying goodbye.

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@ermd96

3y↑113

A lot of wisdom in your advice. I definitely am addicted to Pattaya, having about 50+ trips there. First trip was back in 2000, and stayed at the Royal Garden Hotel next to the Royal Garden Mall. I was a true newbie, and didn’t know the system at all, only the reputation of Pattaya. Great experience, but it was really my second trip when I met up with friends in Bangkok and we all traveled down to Pattaya together that I had my proper introduction to the place. I’ve had all sorts of experiences there since then, including GFEs, LT and ST. I take a little different view than you. Everything you said is at least mostly true. Many, probably a strong majority of them are predators, but nice ones. Those that aren’t are quickly taken off the playing field as the find long term boyfriends or husbands. What you say about the gold is very true, although rings are so small and I’ve never had a girl ask me for a ring…. bacelets and chains though, a lot. Banks inThailand are relatively new business and doesn’t have at lot of Thai’s trust, so yes, gold is a convenient way to carry around your money. Also, the stories of sick grandmothers or water buffaloes are a good way to test the generosity of their farrang but the Thai girls really do send up 50% or more of their earnings to their family anyways, and there is often really a sick family member or something that needs repairing or replacing, there’s alway a need for more money. I’ve been to Isaan more than a dozen times and know. But the point you make is true, that it’s a test and the result will likely weigh on how much she values you from that point forward. Money does matter to Thais and will often trump feelings, but friendship and love does often blossom from these relationships, and not just from the men involved. Despite working in type of work environment all these lady are human and have human emotions. Be on guard but treat them kindly and respectfully.

@joshsoi9911

3y↑10

50 trip ? Damn man.. how many st and lt you might have done. Good for you.. you must be devistated bcz of covid and travel restrictions.

@liwending2992

3y↑3

vvvvip st lt 50% off haha

@ermd96

3y↑2

@Anthony Dowling it’s there culture. Grandma or their teenaged sibling cares for the child as they make money for the family.

@murdochrc-imback7680

3y↑1

Gold is also a preferred commodity of pinays with many unsuspecting banyaga's (farangs) being lured into shopping centres with jewelry shops.
The Philippines is about 15% cheaper than Thailand but,Pinay women schemes are similar.

@sawadeeh

3y↑2

Social security in Thailand is your family. Out of job now with covid and no family? Tough luck.

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@nixonbd53

3y↑7

I have been going to Thailand every year since 2010. After having travelled throughout Central and South America, I decided to take the Thailand plunge. it's a hell of a long trip from the USA, but well worth it when you arrive. Its a lot of fun, but you have to take it all in stride. The nights full of drinking catch up to you quickly. I learned most of what I needed to know about Thailand through videos like this one. I sure it is back to normal soon!!

@wurzel1873

3y↑5

First time was a 10 day trip in Jan 2006, visiting Bangkok & Pattaya.
It was a bit strange for a few days but soon became overwhelming with enjoyment. I was soon booking my next trip when returning to the UK for my return in April and then again in August.
The whole experience is addictive, once you've been to Thailand it stays with you
forever. But if you have a bit of time on you hands I would visit one of the islands either Koh Chang (personal favourite) or Koh Samui, its like your eyes are deceiving you with the natural beauty.

@raymcgee9094

3y↑14

@thonatim5321

2y↑11

I agree. My first time, I was blown away. I had never experienced anything close to this before. I only stayed 4 nights and I fell in love each night with a different girl.

I went back every 6 months since (without COVID) and I fell in love every single night. I am a little older so I can keep my emotions in check. A younger guy does not have the experiences and will get sucked in.

@starwalk3r

3y↑5

I lived in Shanghai from 2010-2016, and I had the opportunity to visit Pattaya for the first time in 2013. Although Shanghai had plenty of attractive working girls to choose from, I always considered Pattaya to be better in just about everything. Nothing beats a city by the beach, with girls everywhere, and a slow paced environment for the enjoyment of life. Shanghai is too fast paced, too city-oriented, and the beach is nowhere to be seen. Life in general is much harder in Shanghai.

I plan to move to and retire in Pattaya when I get my finances in order.

@kevinc.8815

3y↑39

@10MinutestoRouletteFortune

3y↑4

great comment. We all have our different views. I've traveled there 8 times over past 4 years. Only went to Pattaya once. Why? I'm fortunate to have lived in Oregon that has the most all nude strip clubs in the US. I'm now in Alaska. I was also a manager of a club for enough time to know, the drama in the US is the same as in TL. I swear, either all woman are born to be hustlers or it is learned because the tricks and games they play in TL when it comes to the beer bars are all the same. Pattaya really didn't do anything for me because I was desensitized to the environment from 21 years old. I can see how men would be sad to go home and eager to get back though. I plan on moving there 6 months out of the year so I do get it. New Years there is something not to be forgotten though. Talking about a real party in the streets!!

I think that same feeling shadows over many who have lived or traveled to TL as often as I have. I have friends there, male and female and that's what keeps me going back, second is the food and third, well you understand. The lady I met truly is a delightful human but I will never marry or get tied down. My life now is ALL about travel. Being single with no kids really was a financial blessing. Enjoy your next journey. Yes, memories you will never forget and stories only you can choose to share.

@coreyworthingtonii9230

@@10MinutestoRouletteFortuneI like your lifestyle of never being tied down mate. Definitely something to be said for having your freedom.

@curtisgregory517

3y↑8

@chrisjuricichxl5

3y↑2

haha christ you must be 'older than dirt'...

@brucebaum1458

3y↑1

Yes started going there in 1973 @ 17yrs old what great memories, so different now was last there in 2018 may go one more time cause I love the food more then anything else.

@10MinutestoRouletteFortune

3y↑2

You are blessed in many ways, one being experiencing Pattaya before if became what is is today. I'm sure back them people were very very kind as many have become jaded over the years. 1988 was fun. I can only imagine what it might have been like in the 50s. Thanks for sharing a bit of history.

@dennynisevic7848

1y↑1

1950 , so how old you are now , 127 hahahaaaaa

@dennynisevic7848

@Chris Juricich hahahaaa, cheers from Miami

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@murdochrc-imback7680

3y↑6

Enjoyed the insights into the pitfalls of Pattaya as well as the condo inspections.Pre-covid,pat's was a regular stop on my 3 month se asian treks.Used to like watching the antics of 3 week millionaires in bars but,i generally don't take girls from bars or freelancers-just had too much stuff go missing from my room and ensuing dramatics following copulation, preferring soapies or massage places.
Again, thankyou for the effort and insights-subbed today.

@carterhayes4624

1y↑2

Just got back from my first trip and you are right, every girl I was with was like the greatest date of my life, beauty, friendliness, passion and awesome sex, all for the price of a traditional date in the west. How could one possibly not become addicted to that?

@thegoldmann9417

3y↑5

The wisdom whisperer and every word is so true. Been to Patty the first time in 2008, ever since 34 times. (checked all the immigration stamps in 3 passports) Been there, seen it, done everything and will do it again.

@jasond9401

3y↑2

I really love your channel. You have some solid advice here. I went in 2019 and was addicted, but haven't been able to go back. Really frustrating!!! I was really there on business and was staying with an expat friend. Staying with him was miserable and I was a complete newbie and didn't know how to get around. Toward the end of the trip I was starting to learn how to get around a little. It was then that I started staying in hotels on my own and enjoying myself. I had been with many girls by then, but I was being managed by him. Getting on my own made me able to find the dreamgirl type. I'm still in contact with her and I don't send her money and will probably visit her when I go back. So, if you are there on business don't let an expat manage your experience. He will lead you to the cheapest girls every time and they can be great for cleaning the pipes, but if you are into hunting down the hottest one you need to do it on your own.

@everythingPattaya

Ha Ha, thanks for sharing

@erikrisdal3974

1y↑3

I came to Pattaya first time in 1985. After that I travelled about 50 times in the early nineties when I lived in Singapore. Last time was 20 years ago. Quite a difference today😟. But the story with the bar girls is just the same as the old days. Second road was a gravel road in 1985, and there were no buildings on the east side of second road, only rice paddies. Coming back in my retirement next year😉..

@simonanderson7891

3y↑10

Pattaya is seriously addictive, it’s my favourite place in planet earth , I’ve been 4 times between 2017-2019 and I’ll be going back as soon as those quarantine issues are sorted, literally can’t wait to get back the place is amazing!

@liwending2992

Why do you go？ st lt?

@MagnaManBen

3y↑3

My first trip to Pattaya was for 30 days. The first two weeks were good, but I got very sick for the second two weeks. I tried snorkeling and inhaled some sea water; I came down with a terrible case of bronchitis. I spent the week from Christmas to New Year Day in the hospital.😂
I didn’t return to Pattaya for 10 years. Now it’s one of my favorite places to spend a week.😉

@everythingPattaya

3y↑3

That's why you don't swim in the sea in Pattaya

@kokidchaz4790

3y↑1

If you have asthma or bronchitis, you need to detox your body, just eat blend fruits and leafy greens and drink. Don't eat anything else it will get rid of it. Research Dr sebi on the net

@Dmanz67

@KoKidChaz Wtf are you talking about? He had an acquired acute bacterial respiratory infection, he would certainly have died without modern medication.

@wefrazzini

3y↑4

Still a Pattaya virgin, looking forward to that first trip experience. I debate myself whether quarantine is worth it, or if waiting forever is better. Quarantine keeps sounding like it's better than waiting, but the process is not, COE, etc.
Until then I'll keep clicking on your videos.
BTW, they are always some of my favorite. No matter which subject you choose.
Thank you for sharing. WF

@everythingPattaya

3y↑1

WAIT

@flackspresents

1y↑2

I just came back from my first trip a few weeks ago and everything you pointed out in this video was on point!😊 It really helped me ground myself but I am going back in April smarter thanks to you. 😂

@everythingPattaya

1y↑2

Awesome! Thank you!

@johnrhodes2367

3y↑42

I remember it as if it was yesterday.
The only holiday that I never wanted to go back home.
Almost crying as I was getting on the plane to go home.

It’s nothing I can describe, you have to experience it for yourself.

@suphatrachaiyasit7531

3y↑9

Exactly I went back work and tryed telling them what pattaya is like and they all think you are lying so I stopped telling my wonderful story's

@johnrhodes2367

@Anthony Dowling
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shaguaretype6996

3y↑2

@Suphatra Chaiyasit I had exactly the same reception, that is until I showed them the photos I took on my second trip. I made sure I was included on the pictures, which turned many green with envy LOL

@chrisjuricichxl5

@Anthony Dowling one would hope so. But then...if you go to Pattaya, as I could choose to do, my wife is privy enough to know that there's only one thing one could do in that town that would piss her off. Saying 'Let's go to Pattaya!' to my wife would be like saying 'Let's go to M H Delpilar or Ermita in Manila!' Same difference. We stayed off of Soi 18 in Bangkok's Sukhumvit in Jan 2019 and wife didnt realize how she had more or less plopped us down at a boutique hotel as near as to ground zero for the red light district as possible. Ha ha...and we never visited Nana or Patpong or whatever.

@daynevickers1079

3y↑4

"Be a butterfly and flitter from one beautiful flower to the next'... sounds like great advice. Thanks once again for sharing your experience, Daz. Much appreciated.

@everythingPattaya

3y↑1

You are so welcome!

@rodneywight4168

3y↑13

My advice to newbies is dont go. Dont go unless you have the ability to keep going regularly. The pain of coming home isn't worth it

@dennynisevic7848

1y↑2

100% thrue Sir.

@fruitloops3718

51w↑2

I know that feeling.

@byungcho9145

3y↑7

I've lived out in Thailand the LOS for over eight years. Just got back into Toronto before this COVID thing hit. Just wanna say that whenever I go to a club I feel bad knowing that 90% or so of the working girls have at least one kid up in Issan. It's the poorest region of Thailand. That is why so much of the local street vendors sell Issan food. Have fun for a short time but if you make it a full on full time lifestyle it will not only rob your bank account but also your soul. Life in Pattaya can be pretty soul destroying. Just from personal experience.

@pedrogonzales9202

3y↑1

Yes . Please explain. It could add a whole new dimension to this discussion. Many points of view from different types of people. Thanks in advance.

@macadaweg3219

3y↑8

Soul destroying - because you soon realise that this whole experience is 100% fake and empty. It is purely an addiction which causes emotional depression, physical burnout and financial draining.
The daily routine of alcohol and ejaculation for an extended period makes you think 'what the hell am I doing this for'.
If you cannot strictly separate reality from fantasy and recognise addictions, then please dont consider this type of holiday.

@icedteagames

2y↑1

I can explain. It’s a business transaction and shallow.

@pedrogonzales9202

@mac adaweg thank you for your concise explanation. Spot on.

@nnaled458

@mac adaweg I also think so. For a 3 weeks holidays you may be the king of the world but we should ask or try to stay there for 2 3 months and see the results. Pretty sure we might get bored or even depressed.

@CoolstixDave

3y↑6

Daz, great advice as always for 1st timers.
Since I first came I haven’t looked anywhere else apart from Thailand/ Cambodia for a holiday. Hooked!
I don’t like the sound of the new Pattaya Sandbox thing. I’m booked to come 1st Jan. I’ll be interested to see what the score will be by then, but I’m not interested in the model as it stands, pointless & costly

@10MinutestoRouletteFortune

3y↑88

@10MinutestoRouletteFortune

3y↑4

@tuforu4 Have you been there? Where have you been? I feel more safe at 3 am in BKK, CM and even Pattaya etc. Trust me buddy, I've traveled the world and I know dangerous places.
Look, if you are respectful to the Thai people, you will make wonderful friends and you won't have any trouble. I've been there 8 times. Tell me where you have been and how many times. My guess, you have never been there or, you are the loudmouth type that will get you nowhere in TL.

@spicysalsaking791

3y↑3

@tuforu4 Agreed but it's still worth a visit. I honestly prefer Phnom Penh, Cambodia for bar girls and Saigon, Vietnam for non-bar girl nightlife.

@naldebol

Now, I am seriously intrigued.

I kind of know what you are talking about in general terms of traveling abroad to these parts of Asia.
Philippines from what I hear , see in vids, and read, is very similar to Thailand.

But your narrations, tips, and tactics really provoke me to learn more from your experience.

That's exactly I want to live when I go there, it's the way I want to carry myself, to be more precise, when I stay over there for the time I spend living that adventure.

@naldebol

@tuforu4 why?
Can you say?

@naldebol

@SpicySalsa King those places are closed to tourist right now, right!

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@BigJohnGClub66

3y↑4

I'm an ex-pat that has been living in Central America for the last 25 years. I don't know yet if I'll ever make it to Pattaya or not, but if I ever do, I will be arriving very well informed. Thank you for all your great videos, it's like having a good friend scope out a place for you before you get there. I would love someday to buy you a beer or three.

@GerardoTrilobites

Try it, dont loose more the time. Is nothing compare to it.

@karlhuskydog

3y↑6

I first came in 2018 thinking it was going to be a once in a lifetime trip .. OMG how wrong I was .. I will never go anywhere else in the world again

@mikebauernfeind7024

3y↑23

I greatly appreciate how you showed the map prior to the tour. It is so helpful to me and makes everything more clear. As for the advise you shared , thank you very much!

@acr9319

3y↑4

Yes I agree, it made so much more sense otherwise you could be telling us street after street but if you don't show (as you did) the starting point on a map - most of us I dare to say are none the wiser. May I suggest you perhaps try doing it again?

@garys5540

3y↑6

I took two newbies on different trips. On the way back they both did the same thing. They calculated when they could save enough vacation time and money to get back. And they were so serious that they offered to pay me cash money to be their guide again. And they kept talking to me about any new information they learned or wanted to learn. LOL I am sure I am not the only one who went through this.

@riffraff8426

3y↑1

Ive enjoyed all your wisdom from the few videos I’ve watched. Looks like I’ve left my run too late. Ive not yet been to Thailand but I’m looking forward to visiting. Your videos are packed full of common sense. I hope Thailand returns to what it was (viewed on through YouTube) soon. Thanks for the insight.

@5591408

3y↑5

I think the biggest mistake newbies and others make is to under estimate the Thai girls ability to try and manipulate you.
They all deserve an Oscar, considering sometimes low level of formal education, they are more streetwise than you could be in two lifetimes, they know how to press every button, like Daz says very quickly they become your best friend, sharing there life story . Just be aware of how things work, and don't get talked into things, Follow these rules and you will have a great time and meet some interesting, lovely people

@chrisjuricichxl5

3y↑1

believe me, I absolutely agree with that assessment. Living here in the Philippines and having hired people here for various services (maid, driver, gardener, masseuse), they are all generally from the poor side of town and are referred to as the 'masa'. Darker skins, probably no more than high school education, even pursuing their legitimate work for us, they can and do play to varying extents on the heart strings of our compassion...if not a man's lust and desire for companionship as in Thailand. Sir, my birthday is next week..our daughter's birthday is next week, sir--we need medicine can we get an advance on our salary? etc. etc. etc. Thing is...they can't go to the banks for these emergency things, so all they've really got are other family members (probably as impoverished as they are), their local barangay neighborhood community (they might get a little help), or..employers like us. Salary loan sir? Advance? It's the equivalent of the family karabao kicking off, grandma needing surgery or whatever. It's playing to the human heart for sympathy...sometimes it's legitimate, sometimes it's not. Our driver (who we finally fired after he drove drunk on his motorcycle and drove off of a bridge with his wife to end up having a $1000 emergency room bill WE paid) but that's NOT why we fired him--we had bought him a house for him and his family for about $500...but ultimately they sold the house back to the original owner...KEPT the cash payment (which we should have been given back) and secretly borrowed money for another house (we know it's true--our neighbors for whom they worked occasionally told us)...so hold on to your hearts and its esier to hold on to your wllets

@azjatek

3y↑1

I was several times in BKK and Phuket but never in Pattaya. Once I had hotel booked but I canceled one day before my trip and instead go to Phuket. I was many times in Soi Cowboy and Nana Plaza and of course Bangala Road so I don't think Pattaya would make such an impact for my life. All I would expect is something more intense that we can see in places I mentioned before. Good luck man!

@annelisabethcom

3y↑3

What you said about how different the experience is in Thailand vs other places. I've given it some thought. I think the girls see themselves as your girlfriend. And they're auditioning for becoming your wife. So it's the girlfriend experience. Obviously, Pattaya is something entirely different for me. For me it's a beach side shopping experience, and I live well outside, where there are a lot fewer people.

@stefanmirzaie4884

3y↑8

Definitely addicted, you were spot on about everything! Especially the emotional roller coaster! I booked my ticket back to Thailand the day I arrived back in the UK 🤣🤣🤣

@mickwhittaker9986

me 2

@bighoss9705

3y↑4

The 1st time I came here felt like a kid in a candy store. Drinking in the bars and playing with the girls. Couldn't wait to get back here.

@martinkerry7538

3y↑16

Hi, I'm from Bristol, England. Have just started watching these videos, more for amusement than anything else. I have never partaken of the delights of Pattaya girls. My first trip to Thailand was to meet and marry a young lady who I was introduced to by her Sister in England, married to a man living near me. After an eight months telephone romance, I got on a plane and flew to Bangkok. She met me at the airport and we married two days later. We then went to Pattaya for our honeymoon. It is an amazing place, just as a spectator even. After a few failed attempts, I got her a visa and brought her to England. In late 2018 we returned to Thailand where I've been living in her village ever since. We've been happily married now for thirteen and a half years and I don't regret a second of it. If , when we met, we hadn't liked each other I would have immersed myself in the Pattaya experience but for me it wasn't necessary. I know this isn't relevant to the subject in hand but I just thought I'd share anyway. I'll keep watching the videos, they are interesting and fun. Cheers

@martinkerry7538

3y↑3

My Wife was never a working girl. She worked as a chamber maid cleaning hotel rooms. She had to quit the jib to marry me as they wouldn't give her the time off. When I returned to England and had to leave her in Thailand after a botched visa application she returned to her village in Isan. I'm not naive but I firmly believe she was faithful. She has always said that if she wanted a new man she would divorce me first. While in England she was shocked and upset seeing some Thai wives deceiving their husbands. She said they were giving them all a bad reputation.

@JettMalone

3y↑2

totally on point - yes it can work out if you work at it.

@chrisjuricichxl5

@Lance that's a pretty cynical thing to think. Maybe for a bargirl it could be true.

@oscarvazquez8566

Newbie question, planning for my first trip next year...

Learned a lot from videos like this and have a fairly decent idea of how most things work. My question is regarding what happens after you pay the bar fine. What does that entail exactly? is that simply for her to be able to leave the bar? or does it include the "happy ending" for the night?

Thanks for sharing all of this info, great job!

@thegroovetube2316

3y↑5

Well, I'm 67 years old now but my first time in Pattaya was in 1982 (aged 29) and wow!!! I had a ball of a time. I just wanted every girl because they were so beautiful, young and friendly. I never got emotionally involved because I wanted a different girl everyday.
However, I saw my mates fell for the emotional trap ending up with strings on their wrists and believing these girls were committed to them in their absence.
I was wise and enjoyed it. I visited several times over the years and now whish I could do it all again.

@neiltomkinson774

3y↑9

Spot on with everything, my first time blew my mind was with a girl within hours of landing , but you learn with experience the one night only rule is an absolute must or you will be ruined both emotionally and financially. I won’t be back until all restrictions are lifted . Almost two years since my last visit and miss it like hell .

@youtubefocusvideo

3y↑1

Ive been out to Thailand 6 times from April1998- February 2021.
I fell in love with the country 100% when i first flew into Phuket in 1998

Whilst i love Pattaya first time in 2014, the real Thailand for me was found in other rural cities like Uthai Thani, Nakon Sawon touring with my GF.
Also Pattaya is a great place to meet many global Expats, also guys who love Live music

Your summary on everything else is spot on
Call girls here in the West are often tied up with drugs and bad people

@JimmiB

2y↑1

WOW, everything you're saying reminds me of my first trip to Angeles City in 2018 when I was a cherry boy. My first night out at Monsoon Bar, I met a waitress and spent my entire 3 weeks with her. I had or we had so much fun together but I wanted variety. My upcoming trip, 2023, to Bangkok and Pattaya will be a little different.

@ayethein7681

3y↑2

Yes. All the time I listened to you I was saying 'yes'. It's business in Bkk - if you will believe it, I have never been to Pattaya - of course it is and a Newbie should understand that's all it is. But the 'Girlfriend Experience' is absolutely a Thing, and sticking with one girl for a while...easy to mistake it for the Real thing. Before the whole thing closed down, I could compare 80's with 21st c. (in between, I was married).In some ways it is (it was in 2019) better - the girls all speak a bit of English and they know how to please better than they used to. In some ways it's got a bit worse. Mostly the appalling din in all bars.
But it is addictive. When I got home I started feeling Homesick for Thailand.

David.

@1967morgenmuffel

2y↑1

An excellent video guide! Yes I became addicted to Pattaya when I first visited in 2006. A playground for single men, the paradise on earth. Many memories came back watching your video. Thanks for that and greets from Germany

@gorgeousthailand4748

3y↑5

Tough subject for me this one, mainly because the female gender in Thailand generally has a pretty rough time of time it, basically being treated as second class citizens by both Thai men and by their own families too.
I think everyone has that kid in a candy store feeling the first time in Thailand, but after that, the more you learn about Thailand, the more i have no interest in the bar scene in Thailand.

@MY-bd3fo

3y↑11

I'm definitely not addicted. I just love traveling to Pattaya several times a year for the last 10 years. Seriously.. I'm not addicted. Seriously.. I go to Pattaya for the beach and massage only.

@everythingPattaya

Ha Ha

@madpeace1764

The Greatest Indicator Of An Addiction Is DENIAL!!

@magamike1800

3y↑1

Great content. I spent 10 years in Thailand and have to say you are spot on with pretty much everything you say.

@everythingPattaya

3y↑1

Wow, thanks

@magamike1800

3y↑1

@everything Pattaya Keep up the great work. I will try out that new sauna you recently did a video on. Looks great. Can be in Pattaya a long time without knowing about a place like that. You know about the other similar place in south Jomtien?

@everythingPattaya

@MAGA Mike Do you mean the Gay Sauna in Jomtien ? I don't know any other one.

@samcleaver3315

3y↑2

Guys that have been through this experience know what you're talking about when you talk about the girl knowing what buttons to push. In a general way they are what you always dreamed a girl could be. First of all you pick the size and shape of the girl you find most appealing then she is like water, forming into what you want emotionally. If you want this or that, then she also wants this or that, that is why they say, "It is up to you." I fell hard for a girl the first time I experienced this treatment and was totally fooled.

@10MinutestoRouletteFortune

Best words I got before my first trip 6 years ago was........it's all a damn head game. Believe nothing of what they say, get your rocks off, and do it all over again to your hearts content. I knew their game from day one and just rolled my eyes.

@salsabil44

3y↑2

You never forget your first time in Pattaya! It was my 4th year coming to Thailand before a friend persuaded me to join him; I had always avoided it, having been put off by the pedo stories. That first night was unforgettable, wide eyed all night, as we cruised the gogo bars around walking st. Pattaya is a sensory overload: loud music bombarding you everywhere, flashing lights, gorgeous sexy available girls every few yards. You feel like king of the studs in paradise. Pattaya is disneyland for single men. It´s loud, exhausting, exhilarating, exciting, expensive, seedy and sexy, and very very addictive. I went in December for the first time, got back a day before booking for another 8 days in April! But it´s just a shagfest. And a fantasy. Nothing is real. Forget going to the beach. Have a sleep by the pool and save your energy for nightime. Even though I spend most of my time elsewhere these days, I always make a point of popping in to Pattaya on the way back.

@georgiawalker4320

3y↑3

Enjoyed 'The Chat'. Walking through the malls while doing it was an excellent idea. Never been to Thailand. Expect to go when it opens up completely. Have watched many videos on Pattaya and Bangkok. Heard everything you said many times before. Intellectually I understand that it's better to be a butterfly. But I can't predict where my emotions will take me.

@frankcalderas7119

3y↑2

Yeah my 1st time was great. I went solo in 2017. I had watched a lot of YouTube about Pattaya but as much as I tried to prepare for the experience I was ill prepared. Watching YT is not the same as being there. Tons of bars and girls. I had 3 days left before I had to go home and was already planning my next trip back. Was able to go 4 more times before covid hit. I can't wait to go back. Pattaya has so much more for me to explore.

@keithd1219

3y↑1

I used to go with friends but stopped doing that and now go solo....for me much more fun because you do what you want to do, when you want and you can't get sick of being with yourself 🤣 ....plus I meet different people daily to keep me entertained

@frankcalderas7119

3y↑1

Exactly!!! Do what you want when you want. 👍✌

@Titsabroad

3y↑2

My first trip to pattaya was like being a kid in a candy store, soi 7 was definitely my fantasy land, I remember walking the whole soi with a semi 😋 My avdice is to lie a little like the bar girls do, tell them your married and your wife thinks your on holiday in another country. Never fall in love but have great fun falling in lust 😊

@10MinutestoRouletteFortune

I just tell them I've saved for 2 years for this trip and I'm a low level manager at a retail store. I never elude to having any money. I've never been hustled for gifts etc. Besides, me being a white farang is enough for her social status.

@gavreynolds2689

3y↑3

Great video thanks mate, spent most of the video having a chuckle remembering my 1st time in Pattaya. Looks like it's going to be a while before I can return so long in fact that without these types of videos to remind me I may have made a few of those Newbie mistakes again. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂

@yiannisgeorge3781

3y↑8

In Pattaya, a man can go beyond "Butterfly" status because of the huge amount of choice of ladies and services this wonderful city provides. One young Thai lady paid me a complement when she found out from her friend that I only stay with ladies for one night, as well as visit Soi 6 and/or a Gentleman's Club throughout the day. She called me a "Helicopter". Great place and easy to get addicted. Can't wait to late 2022 when Pattaya will return to her glory days.

@danvelgtr

3y↑2

Very good , but not too sure about your very last statement .

@yiannisgeorge3781

@danvelgtr understand your view with the current hardships undergone by the city and country, but once international travel commences the city will start to recover but it will be different with a focus on the Indian and Chinese markets and more of a closed shop type of club rather than the open air cheaper bars.

@therealarchstanton3343

3y↑5

Broke all the rules at one time or another, fell for the place, the girls, the experience. Luckily i have a built in aversion to commitment, so never went 'too far', but it's a real risk. At least a couple of ladies were genuine (i have kept in touch). Had a lot of fun, spent a lot of money, only shared stories with one or two friends who had also experienced Thai girls (though that was on Phuket).
On the whole, that's all good advice, not sure if it would have changed much if i had heard the pearls of wisdom before going though! Need an experienced wingman on the ground with you imho.

@gkprivate433

3y↑2

He is so spot on about how friendly and fun it is. To get me to go halfway around the world 15 times.. it must be great, and it was! Till hoping to semi retire in a month or so, depending on if I take one more engineering contract or just say, F it, and punch out and lookd for things to do in Thailand.

@10MinutestoRouletteFortune

Do what I do, telecommute. Internet is just fine in Thailand. Just be careful of the obvious distractions.

@vincentsanta8937

3y↑2

I'm a newbie to Thailand, haven't been yet. But waiting anxiously to get there. I'll only travel when and if things get back to normal travel. Not worth coming with all the ridiculous restrictions. I have a girlfriend in isssan province, but would like to visit pattaya if I could get away for a few days!😊I'll get there someday soon I hope!!🤞

@salsabil44

I´m curious. How can you have a gf in Isan but you haven´t been to Thailand?

@vincentsanta8937

We met on thai cupid, just around when covid hit last year. Haven't been able to travel. But now things are starting to open up some.Hopefully I'll travel soon to meet her!😊

@jeswmuke

3y↑2

Wonderful discussion. 1 day rule however safe, seems to be pretty brutal. 3 day rule is risky obviously. You bring up excellent points.

@KINGOTHL

3y↑5

My first time in Pattaya was in 1978. Anchored out and had to take long boats to the beach and then wade in about 2-3' of water. Great times back then. I would definitely pass on the new Pattaya Sandbox setup.

@10MinutestoRouletteFortune

That would have been an adventure I'm sure. As we're older now, Chiang Mai after BKK works for me.

@dennynisevic7848

1978 , so how old you are now , 125, hahahaaaa

@barryjones7553

1y↑1

1st came to Pattaya in 1990, have been addicted ever since.
Total 25+ times 😅
😅😅 total paradise.
Have fallen in and out of love so many times 😅😅😅

@DMortuus

3y↑7

Great video.. First time I came to Pattaya it broke me. I never looked at another woman the same way. I was sold on SE Asia women and specifically Thai women. I dated girls in bars and normal girls.. Had a great times with the pros and the straights.. they all treated me like a king.. To this day, I am still addicted but am now looking for a wife.. I better not screw up and fall for a bar girl. !! :)

@johntheaccountant5594

3y↑1

Out of interest; Why would you want a wife? What purpose do they serve?

@_Alfa.Bravo_

2y↑1

And , did you find one ? I found mine in Isaan and she has not one tatoo....

@DMortuus

2y↑1

@AzeAki I have found a wonderful lady. She also has no Tattoos and is old fashion. She is amazing.

@_Alfa.Bravo_

2y↑1

@Alvi DM ... Great to hear. Then you got the right one. Yes no souls are deeper and no passion is stronger elsewhere in the world. Happy wife lucky life ... yinyang , enjoy

@timothylock2043

3y↑3

have to say you are spot on … I got lucky in the sense that I talked to my girl 6 months each day before I took the plunge and went to see her in Thailand and wont bore anyone with the story but when I left and I said goodbye at the airport I went to give her some money because yes we travelled everywhere in our two weeks and she paid more than me so I tried to give her cash and the look on my face face when she threw it on the floor and said what type of girl u think I am and walked off ,, well I did run after her and 5 years later she lives with me in uk and has never asked for a penny but I remember visiting Thailand and my wife translated conversations that girls were having on the phone while dating the gullible and it was all about money and what they could get , but in truth i don't blame them its a dog eat world and hearts get broken easy ,

@10MinutestoRouletteFortune

Same thing happened to me as I was dating a school teacher in Udan Thani. She too paid for almost everything and to be fair I was just making it even. She didn't understand that but now she understands. Her mom is still alive so she will stay there and I visit on holiday 3 times a year. Just different cultures as over there I guess when someone gives money it's an insult to try to return it or settle as they lose face...something like that.

@mythaichow4736

41w↑1

Hi Daz. I heard you said you've been to almost everywhere around the world. Yet, I haven't seen any videos of comments on the phillipines angeles city. Have you been there? If you have, how does it compare to pattaya? Which would you rather prefer and why? It'd be great if you can make a video of it.

@dazwozuk

3y↑3

Thanks Chap. I was hoping to get there for the first time for my 50th at the end of November but its really not looking good at the minute. Fingers crossed things get back to normal in 2022.

@darrendman5579

3y↑1

My first time in 2015 I was shown by my Thai girlfriend at the time (soon to be my ex-wife). It was amazing and I knew Pattaya was going to be my future home. Which I did for 2 years. 1 year with the wife and 1 year post wife (much better without the wife). I've had to return to America to care for my mom. I will return again to retire after mom goes to heaven and I will return to heaven on earth...aka...Pattaya!!!

@asc.445

3y↑5

I think the question is....what will Pattaya post Covid be like?
I remember like yesterday my 1st day there in 2004, it was so different then to how it was in March 2019.
I'm not even sure "newbies" will exist when Thailand re opens.

@willo5537

3y↑1

I have never been to Pattaya, but having watched a lot of your videos, I am thinking of going over for 3 weeks in the summer. What video should I watch from your list. I am sure you must have one on, PLANNING A TRIP TO PATTAYA FOR FIRST TIMERS. I am about 10 years from retirement and without doubt I am going to make the move to Asia, either there or the Philippines. I just want info on protecting my wealth, health and buying or not buying an apartment. I guess the first thing you will think is “ don’t buy till you have spent a few months here full time” I wouldn’t.

@everythingPattaya

Good idea, not done that yet

@Rdimbus

3y↑2

You got me: I'm an addict too. First time 2015....I split my time: 1 wk in Patts & 1 week in BKK. I really wanted to blow off the week in BKK & stay the second week in Patts. Yes, BKK is awesome too...and so much more!

@adamhend3211

3y↑3

Excellent video again. it is definitely great advice for anyone going there. I also agree with your opinion that most people won't go back until there is no quarantine.

@keithd1219

3y↑2

Great concept for newbies....baby steps before they jump in the deep end of the swimming pool.
My 1st time in pattaya, Bangkok was as you said mind blowing, however I've traveled extensively so I'm not naive or easy to be taken advantage of although on some levels you're always susceptible to being ripped off a little

@10MinutestoRouletteFortune

I look at it this way, if I get scammed out of 100 bhat, I'm still getting a deal. Not worth the hassle at all.

@keithd1219

3y↑1

@10 Minutes to Craps-Roulette Fortune Thats the good way to be. I yelled at a taxi driver in Manila because I thought he was scamming me....I flew into the international terminal but needed to transfer to a domestic terminal....he took me on a 20-30 minute ride through the city. I thought he was scamming me and I was tired and cranky....I was yelling at him and cussing and he just ignored me. When we eventually got to the destination, he charged me the equivalent of $2....I asked people about the length of the ride and was told the terminals are split up within the city, so I wasn't scammed at all. I felt super bad and still do as to how I acted....so, yes you're right.

@10MinutestoRouletteFortune

@Keith D No worries, it happens. In TL I've learned one thing, be mellow and smile when faced with any problem. Their karma is on them and farang never win.

@keithd1219

@10 Minutes to Craps-Roulette Fortune i know and you're 100% correct. It's not in my character to be rude or angry with people but sometimes when you're being blatantly ripped off, I still like to point out politely that I know I've been taken advantage of, pay the amount and leave....saves me from being machete 🤣

@10MinutestoRouletteFortune

@Keith D We all get cranky. My thought is you were more worried about missing your flight than anything which is what caused you being uptight. Been there. And yeah, no joke about the machete. We both know they carry them. Happy trails.

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@madpeace1764

2y↑1

SIR, Your Breakdowns Are PRICELESS!!!

@thelittlesignpostpointingt3983

I think all guys need to come to an understanding, just as you have described is how Thailand works in general! If you are just a holiday guy with no intention of getting involved, then don't end up sending money to the girl, however, if you are considering a relationship, support from you is very normal and family plays a big part in the girls life! It's their culture! You can either be detached from that and accept it, or just end the relationship! The girls won't change, it's all part of their makeup! I have been here 18 years, married, with a farm and two sons by my wife, I support my family here and 8 members of staff who work on my farm, which provides me with an income! Now, bar girls are different, it all depends upon what you want, a bar girl, or real lady who has a job or career! Bars girls, by the nature of their business, have already stated their intent to search out money, so you know the score is on the door! The bar girl door! Enter at your own risk! At the end of the day, it's all a contractual exchange between your girl and your wallet, it may be cheaper in the end to avoid marriage and such like, just understand what you need to do with your brain, rather than your heart or groin! A great chat Daz, I came here looking for a relationship, so I was prepared, though my first time was amazing, I used an agency for introductions and met over 200 girls on my first visit! I knew what I was doing, but I needed to learn the culture! It was a shock to find so many beautiful choices, I just knew a pro was not for me, so I did check everything on my final choice, including work and made notes of all she told me so I could check and re check her stories, which all ended up being true and correct, there were no lies and no falsity, so I married her and took her to the UK, where she worked for 4 years in a care home! Initially, she did not speak English, which for me was a good sign she did not frequent the bar scene, though she quickly learned English and I learned Thai! I will comment on any of your forthcoming video's Daz, if it helps, then that may be a good thing!

@gkprivate433

3y↑10

The worst things is the deaths that have happened under suspicious circumstances. It used to be fairly common in the news to hear about an older farang that was murdered or allegedly killed in self defense, or allegedly committed suicide in his house. Wife or GF supposedly away because they had a fight. Or some in law was jealous and took matters into his own hand because he was not given enough money that he thought the falang had. Even if the wife was a saint, there are ways to induce her to bad things... Gun put to her head, gun put to her mother's head, etc. Be careful about buying things over there or having large known life insurance policies or of having or people thinking you have jewels, money, etc, at home in a safe. Bad things can and have happened, at much higher rates than in other countries.

@10MinutestoRouletteFortune

3y↑2

I was talking to some freelancers on Beach Road on my last trip. They said they know of more than a few mototaxi guys that will beat the shit out of a guy, or even push him, for just 500 bhat. Not all who jump are committing suicide. Rule number #2, don't tell anyone your business or that you have dime to your name.

@grahamsummers6344

3y↑4

Excellent video and absolutely spot on accurate. Would love you to do a video charting your move from blighty to Thailand going back to your 1st visit, hotel you stayed at and your journey to being there permanently.

@bigdaddyl-rob7445

3y↑2

Great topic! I'm a newbie and this education you gave me will help me!

@ScenesThroughTravels

2y↑2

My advice to Newbies visiting Thailand is , Go with the Ladyboys and enjoy yourself experience you and get to know who you are then guess what , You arrive home and you still like Girls !! Nobody knows you just have a good time 😃😃😃

@TheNcry

3y↑2

It can’t be described properly in words, it HAS to be experienced imo. Just paradise.
But as a first timer it’s almost worth falling for every “trap” the girls put out there for you. Part of the learning process

@panoskontos5359

3y↑4

We arrivved 1st time 1999 with 2 mates 1st night bkk nana plaza then about 12 days pattaya and then 1 more night in bkk. We felt like rock stars or movie stars, thats before mobile phones. We got back home and were depressed as hell, with our minds being back in Thailand and planning for the next trip.As spoken by the youtuber it is something you have never experienceid before. As much as that it is true I would never come go back unless all restrictions are removed especially the one of not double jabbed no entry not even 1 experimental jab which has no efficay whatsover. C'est la vie'

@robertkolleck1508

3y↑6

Reality check, a fellow reservist who was in Pattaya as part of the Gulf War airlift passing through U-Tapao was told on his commissioning physical to become a pilot that he was HIV positive, figuring it came from a visit in town. There are plenty of Thai drug stores that will do the test for 300 baht a person, money well spent for peace of mind. Don't make some of your decisions in the middle of a booze soaked haze.

@10MinutestoRouletteFortune

So I go to a drug store and get a test and test POS. How is that any different than hearing it from someone else. Either way the guy is screwed. However, your last sentence is spot ON. Moral of the story? By all means stay away from the girls on Beach Road. They are there for a reason.

@stevehodsonleedsutd

1y↑1

everything you say is spot on i love your videos so much advice and information

@jonhobson3592

2y↑1

Your videos are great. So well paced , honest and open .

@Lockbar

1y↑1

Thank you for your advice. So clear,...so important.

@ralphburggraaff4081

3y↑5

First time in 1993. After that addicted. After many visits changed to Cambodia from 2007 till 2017. Thema Sihanoukville was taken over by the Chinese. Have a love hate relationship with Pattaya. One advice for newbies is learn the language a little bit. It makes it a lot easier. Next Year 60 and will retire and will live the wintertime in Thailand and summer in Europe

@ralphburggraaff4081

Then Sihanoukville was ….

@cambodiaremyzero

@ralph burggraaff shocking what happened to Sihanoukville- was great for a bit tho... I moved to Siem Reap near Angkor,and that is still my fave...hopefully Angkor will slow the Shittification process that eventually swallows all...

@acr9319

3y↑5

Over the last few years I was chatting to a few women on dating sites to get familiar to all this and every so often I'd take a "reality check" - by looking at myself in the fullsize mirror just in my underwear and I would ask myself - would I go out with or fall in love with the person I'm looking at right now? That kinda wakes me up and I graciously exit the dating sites. At the end of the day, none of those girls have old farts like (most of) us pinned on their bedroom walls!.. Do they?

@jay-lm4we

3y↑1

Excellent video again as usual. Wish I had access to this information before my first trip in 2004 but back then you had to learn the hard way😀

@everythingPattaya

Thanks for sharing!

@santiagopaz5026

3y↑1

I loved your videos from the start, your most honest and truthful advice is gold. Hope you keep making videos and who know I might go retire there as well. 😆. Keep up the great info

@jamesdaugherty302

3y↑1

Thanks Daz! I like the tone of your videos. They are informative and direct but not rude or common. I am definitely considering a trip to Pattaya. Over what period of time were your videos shot?

@everythingPattaya

Thanks, this was mid afternoon

@golfnut7369

3y↑49

Newbie advice: Rule #1, never stay with a bar-girl more than one night. Rule #2: never buy her gold, computers, jewelry, etc. Rule #3, see rule #1!! These girls are trained to bleed you dry of all your money and you're easy pickings. The only emotional connection she has is to her parents and her Thai boyfriend. You are an accessory to her only, and you will be used for your money. There are many, many, many stories stating these facts so take your warning from those who have been before you!!

@naamsom555

3y↑6

Couldn't have said it better.

@keithd1219

3y↑14

Why even bring them back to your hotel? Most of the places have on premise rooms or you can go to a st room for $6. After im done, I want them gone 🤣🤣

@davidpotter7016

3y↑1

I do normally try to spend the last night with my favourite over the whole holiday...I like to limit the risk of travelling home after a bad one 🤔😉

@davidpotter7016

3y↑1

@Keith D You can't beat a bit of morning glory 😂, but after that, yes, I always have breakfast/lunch alone

@keithd1219

3y↑3

@David Potter When I first started going 15 years ago, I used to do that but now I'm one and done 😒😴

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@robwolf2152

3y↑1

I like the Marina Mall, not sure how well it will do with the new Terminal 21, never been to Royal Gardens.

I agree with a newbie being a butterfly and not hooking up with just one; however, I can see where they may want to stay with that first as they don't realize how easy it is to meet others - plus it takes a little getting use to how easy it really is. The exception might be if they plan on going to an island or other place where they won't find many available ladies and they know they have a prize to take along. I would also suggest letting the ladies know one is a butterfly as it will avoid certain complications.

Other that my girlfriend whom I bought gold for her birthdays (necklace or bracelet, never ask for ring), was never ask for same, nor to help out with family matters by others. I'm always generous with drinks, and food (if I barfine), so maybe they're satisfied with that. Would never have a lady go with me to airport (never asked by one either), although one did ride with me to Bangkok as she had a funeral to go to (She knew I was going to spend time with another - whom she met there).

@KippaxInThailand

3y↑13

Have done for 20 years Daz first time was in my 20s hopefully I'll live in Pattaya one day. Absolutely love the city. That's my end goal...

@rock-hh3tk

3y↑45

On a recent trip to Pattaya i met a guy who comes from my country & his Thai girlfriend. He told me that he has been sending her $450 CDN a month for the last 12 years. This girl was nothing to look at (about a 6). I told him that he was crazy & i would never you do something like that? And the thing that amazed me the most is that he only goes to Thailand about every 2 years. I told him that if he quit paying her he could go twice a year. Some guys are real pushovers.

@geoffreydavies6570

My friend I just wished I had met you 5 years ago and with your experience could have saved me a lot of money. But I do think you are taking from experience." In other words you've been there". Loved the vlog.

@DanishBacon555

3y↑3

He hab velly good heart

@peterramsden3134

not a pushover, some guys have a heart and brain, not just a brian in there dick

@chrisjuricichxl5

a combination of inexperience and an inability to exert self-control. Yah, it's tough...and looks really don't matter when it's an emotional connection. I can say that once you pass 60, say, most any bargirl or sexy young lady, be she a '6' or less...once you're naked and in a room, nature will do its work and emotional aspects, too, will come into play. Love is strange.

@10MinutestoRouletteFortune

3y↑2

Captain Save a Hoes everywhere in TL. Sad how few men have ever had attention from girls to know better.

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@pcg3003

2y↑4

If you're recovering from a divorce or or other ego crushing event, a trip to Pattaya is a surefire cure.

@soup-nazi6824

Or a sure-fire disaster when you are emotionally vaunerable 😬

@BeefaloBart

2y↑1

I wish I could go, but family obligations prevent me from traveling. I have seen all of the major scams by using the online sites. And sadly scammers are everywhere. But don't let it cloud you from having a great time.

@TechT1999

3y↑1

Thank you for the information and tips. I have never been to Thailand but want to visit at some point. BTW those malls looked really nice!

@everythingPattaya

You should!

@RoOnTheGo

36w↑1

I've been one year in Thailand and travelled through Thailand, but i love Pattaya. Not because of the stupid bars, because i don't drink alcohol, but because of the beatifull women. Now i'm going to buy a penthousen and find myself 1, 2 or 3 women so the rest of my live would be awesome

@asdfgh123lkjhgf

3y↑1

Visited Thailand for 10 years straight - going 2-3 times a year. Pattaya always seemed a bit seedy in my mind to be honest. It just seems so many of these "problems" would be avoided if the men just called the "hookers" well "hookers" - and not bar girls, freelancers, barfines etc etc. I've never seen or heard of guys falling in love with prostitutes in the west - lo and behold we dont call them "bar girls" their either.

@stephenmullally8941

3y↑3

Another great video,been to Pattaya many times everything you say I totally agree”from personal experience”555

@tmmt2023

3y↑12

Long term relationship with a bargirl? A definitive NO NO. It is almost always end badly. The few exceptions just strengthen the rule: don't do it! If you want a decent thai woman, you won't find them in the bars and discos.

@naamsom555

Yep, for sure. Golden advice!

@not4you484

3y↑5

Can you please do a video on "older" (10-15years) condo ownership, what to watch for, maybe locations that better to be avoided? Thinking of getting a condo in range of 500-700k (THB), how bad is this idea? Main goal is to have a home where there is no autumn or winter, Thank you for great videos!

@not4you484

3y↑1

and review what zones of city are subject to most floods )
considering whats happening now...

@robinmasters2530

The first time I stayed in Pattaya I didn't enjoy it, I believe the reason why was that I stayed around Walking St. I think the secret is to stay in central or north Pattaya, I've found it's important to have a sense of normality during the days.

@melangeken

3y↑3

You will be back that's for sure, you also summed up everything that's happened on my second trip (my first trip to Pattaya was with my western ex girlfriend).

@MrGman2804

3y↑10

I first came in 1986 and I was only 22 with a lovely girlfriend back home. It was different then and so was I and I was terrified. I didn't like it. I did not want to have anything to do with these girls. I returned in 2009 and that was more like my real first time. By then I was interested. What can I say. Had a great time and been back 3 more times. It would be more were it not for covid. I have a mate who has lived in Jomtien for several year's as a young retiree. I am just waiting for the covid situation to stabilise then I am moving out for my retirement. How addicted is that? The advice on this channel is sound. You can have a great time but keep it real. If you can get a book called 'Private Dancer'. Read it and take it in. After you have you can enjoy yourself without being fleeced or having your heart broken. Keep your eyes and your mind open.

@chrisjuricichxl5

my first Thailand visit was 1987 and somehow, my wife convinced me to return to the States earlier than I had planned, and to cut short my Thailand vacation. I didn't meet any Thai gals on that trip, but I saw and chatted with plenty of Kathoey along the river from where I was staying.