Nätti-Jussi
Majuri Lyrics

Jei jei. Big money Majuri a.k.a. Nasty Nas.
Introducing the artist Majuri, also known as 'Big Money' and inspired by the rapper Nasty Nas.

Suomen komein mies. Nätti-Jussi EP.
Majuri considers himself to be the best-looking man in Finland and this song is a part of his EP titled 'Nätti-Jussi.'

Kätösissä, hanskoissa, tiskillä. Vuosien jälkeen.
After years of hard work and dedication, Majuri now has control over everything from his hands to his financial assets.

Tästä tää lähtee, Pandoran boksi on avattu.
This song marks a new beginning for Majuri and the opening of Pandora's box, unleashing his potential.

Mutsis venas tätä. Siskos venas tätä. Tyttäres venas tätä.
Majuri's mother, sister, and daughter have been eagerly anticipating this release.

Vihdoinki se on tässä.
Finally, the wait is over.

Kato ny äijää, ketä muu maa väistää. Niin kuumaa kamaa, että Turku sulaa jäistään.
Majuri is so hot that other countries fear him and even the city of Turku melts at his presence.

Ei välii säistä, silti I make it rain on 'em. Mä oon kaljupääkotka, sä pelkkä peipponen.
Despite the weather conditions, Majuri still makes it rain with his wealth while comparing himself to a bald eagle and his listeners to insignificant birds.

Leukaan särkee, kun syön nii paljon särkee. Mä meen listakärkeen, likkas maistaa kärkee.
Majuri experiences pain in his jaw due to overeating, but he still manages to reach the top of the charts and have women taste his success.

Siin ei mee kauaa, kun mä tsiksiisi tuun. Mullon Expressbussit, oon niin siististi cool.
Majuri arrives quickly in his motorcycle and has an impressive line of express buses, showing off his coolness.

Siihen ei oo kestään, että Majuri pestäs. Kuten Konginkankaal, paperin tuloo ei voi estää.
No one can compete with Majuri's skills and talents, just like how the paper mill in Konginkangas cannot be stopped.

Katon näit räppäreitä, ne leikkii keskenään lääkäreitä. Aataminomena tuntuis olevan vaan kannes läppäreissä.
Majuri observes other rappers pretending to be doctors and jokes that the only Adam's apple they have is on their computer screens.

Mullon lava shottei, oon saatana hotein. Äijjät poraa netis ja myöhästyy Papa-kokeist.
Majuri has stage presence and drinks shots as he heats up the crowd, while other men waste their time on the internet and are late for their papa tests.

Okei, aika sylkee, ei jää mitään säästöön. Vedän Kilkennyykin siks, koska mää oon bastard.
Majuri doesn't hold back anything and spends all his money, drinking Kilkenny beer because he doesn't care about being called a bastard.

Et oo ollu pinnalla koskaan, tykkäät varmaan sukeltaa. Mä lähden kutemaan ja muijas posket punertaa.
Majuri taunts others who have never been in the spotlight, saying they probably like to dive, while he is going to party with women who will blush at his presence.

Uudestaan ja uudestaan, niinkun Aajee sano. Pistän päät pyörälle kuin Tour de France, aa.
Majuri repeats his success again and again, just like Aajee said, and he makes heads spin like the cyclists in the Tour de France.

Tän koko paskan muutan, ilman yhtäkään hankaluutta. Likat sanoo Kolme pientä sanaa: Anna Puuta.
Majuri plans to change his life without any trouble and women tell him three little words: 'give me wood' (a reference to singer Anna Puu).

Oon aika sika mieheks, enkä meinaa kestoi. Muut MC:t muna persees sekottelee pestoi.
Majuri admits to being a little pig and unable to withstand certain things, while other rappers struggle with their careers and mistreat their employees.

Mulla ei oo estoi, Cosmicil on velhoi. Vuoden päästä ompelen satasista verhoi.
Majuri has no inhibitions and has a talented producer Cosmic on his side, while he plans to sew curtains made from one hundred euro bills in a year's time.

Jes moi, koko Suomi on mun Playground. Niin isot kivet, että vois harrastaa keilaust.
Majuri believes all of Finland is his playground and the stones are so big he can use them for bowling.

Tahdon sitä juustoo, vahvistaan luustoo. Liian paljon palikoita, harvennan puustoo.
Majuri desires cheese to strengthen his bones and decides to clear his path by getting rid of unnecessary blocks.

Netis tyhjää huutoo, oot olevinas X-Miehii. Niinkuin Wolverine, mut oot exmies niinkuin RuPaul.
Majuri comments on people who only yell on the internet and are like X-Men, but while Wolverine is cool, they are ex-men like RuPaul.