Think Like a Woman
Mark Chesnutt Lyrics


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I'm standin' with somethin' in my hand
That don't look too flower like
She slammed the pretty part
In the door jam, left me and the stems outside

On my way back from fishin'
I thought if I brought a dozen roses home
She'd smile when I told her
There was one for each day that I'd been gone

I tried to think like a woman
Find out where that pretty head was at
I tried to think like a woman
But I don't guess a woman thinks like that

I'm underneath the window
With my guitar in the back yard, soakin' wet
She poured what I'm afraid
Might've been toilet water on my head

And I thought when she heard this song
I wrote her on my way back into town
It would cool her off but it appears
It worked the other way around

I tried to think like a woman
Find out where that pretty head was at
I tried to think like a woman
But I don't guess a woman thinks like that

I'm just gettin' comfortable in the dog house
When she pulls the curtains
And I see her peakin' out
Well, I lay here lookin' sad a while

Suffer some and then she smiles
It's all slowly dawnin' on me now
I tried to think like a woman
Where she wanted me was, right where I was at

I tried to think like a woman
If I was sweet though, she'd cut me some slack




Oh but I don't think a woman thinks like that
I know she don't

Overall Meaning

The song "Think Like a Woman" by Mark Chesnutt is a humorous story about a man who tries to understand the mind of his female partner but fails terribly. In the first verse, the singer buys a dozen roses, hoping to please his partner who becomes angry and slams the flowers in the door. In the second verse, the singer tries to serenade his partner with a song but ends up getting doused with what he fears was toilet water. The chorus depicts the singer's attempt to understand the female perspective but realizes he could never quite think like a woman as they do not think like men at all.


The final verse describes the singer as comfortably situated in the "dog house" for his past failures to win his partner's favor. He then realizes that his partner does not want him to think like a woman, but instead wants him to be himself and be sweet to her. The song highlights the difficulties in male-female communication and the confusion that often ensues when trying to understand the opposite gender.


The song is a lighthearted and comical take on the differences between men and women in relationships. It shows that despite our best efforts, we cannot fully comprehend the thought processes of those we love. The lyrics also encourage men to be themselves in relationships and not try to mimic the thought patterns of women who think very differently than they do.


Line by Line Meaning

I'm standin' with somethin' in my hand
He is holding a bouquet of flowers in his hand.


That don't look too flower like
The flowers do not look like they are well taken care of.


She slammed the pretty part
She shut the door on the part of the flowers that looked good.


In the door jam, left me and the stems outside
As a result, he and the stems were left outside.


I thought if I brought a dozen roses home
He thought that bringing a dozen roses would make his partner happy.


She'd smile when I told her
He thought his partner would be all smiles when he gave her the flowers.


There was one for each day that I'd been gone
He got one rose for each day that he had been away fishing.


I'm underneath the window
He is outside under her window.


With my guitar in the back yard, soakin' wet
He has his guitar with him in the backyard, which is soaked from the rain.


She poured what I'm afraid
He is worried that she poured something on him.


Might've been toilet water on my head
He thinks that she might have poured toilet water on him.


And I thought when she heard this song
He wrote a song hoping she would hear it.


It would cool her off
He thought hearing the song would help her calm down.


But it appears
However,


It worked the other way around
The song did not have the intended effect.


I'm just gettin' comfortable in the dog house
He is used to being in her bad graces.


When she pulls the curtains
She opens the curtains to look at him.


And I see her peakin' out
He sees her spying on him.


Well, I lay here lookin' sad a while
He feels sad for a while.


Suffer some and then she smiles
After a while, she smiles at him.


It's all slowly dawnin' on me now
He starts to realize something.


If I was sweet though,
He concludes that if he was loving and kind to her,


she'd cut me some slack
She would give him a break.


Oh but I don't think a woman thinks like that
However, he realizes that women do not always think that way.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Spirit Music Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: COLLINS, MARTIN, NESLER

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