Three Cripples
Martin Carthy Lyrics


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Three cripples from London all out on the spree
They went down to the country
They ate they drank three down or more
And they swore somebody would pay the score

Sing rumpty tumpty tiddly ti do
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And when the time to pay did come
They called the waiter into the room
Says one of them Here take charge of my eye
Says the other one Here lay these teeth by

Sing rumpty tumpty tiddly ti do
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The waiter he ran downstairs in a fright
And he told his master with all of his might
Oh Lord if upstairs you had been
And you'd seen the sights that I've just seen

For they're pulling out arms and eyes like fun (?)
And they're screwing their legs off one by one

Sing rumpty tumpty tiddly ti do
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They sent for the parson to come to pray
To try to drive them all away
But nothing wouldn't do till a soldier came
For they didn't value him nor his name

Sing rumpty tumpty tiddly ti do
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Oh the soldier he smiled through all the spree
And he went and told the company
He says if they'd all go away
Their shots were all settled they'd nothing to pay

So they screwed on their legs and they hopped away





Sing rumpty tumpty tiddly ti do
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Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Martin Carthy's "Three Cripples" describe the drunken and destructive behavior of three handicapped men from London who travel to the countryside for a night of debauchery. The trio gets so drunk that they cannot pay their bill and decide to offer their body parts, such as eyes and teeth, as payment. This crazy scene so terrifies the waiter that he runs to his master to report the situation. The parson was called in to calm the situation, but his attempts were unsuccessful until a soldier came to intervene. The three drunks did not heed the warnings of the parson and the soldier and danced their way out of the pub after realizing they were getting away without paying.


The song portrays the destructive effects of alcohol, the disregard for the consequences of one's actions or the value of human dignity. It also portrays how human beings can adapt and survive terrible situations by banding together.


Line by Line Meaning

Three cripples from London all out on the spree
Three disabled individuals from London decided to have a night out and enjoy themselves


They went down to the country
They decided to leave the city and go to the countryside


They ate they drank three down or more
They ate and drank to their heart's content, and had at least three drinks each


And they swore somebody would pay the score
They promised that someone else would take care of the bill


Sing rumpty tumpty tiddly ti do Diddlety more
A nonsense phrase used to transition between verses


And when the time to pay did come
When the bill arrived


They called the waiter into the room
They summoned the waiter to come to their table


Says one of them Here take charge of my eye
One of them offered their eye as payment for the bill


Says the other one Here lay these teeth by
The other one offered their teeth as payment for the bill


The waiter he ran downstairs in a fright
The waiter ran downstairs scared and concerned


And he told his master with all of his might
He informed the manager with urgency


Oh Lord if upstairs you had been And you'd seen the sights that I've just seen
If you had seen what I saw upstairs


For they're pulling out arms and eyes like fun (?) And they're screwing their legs off one by one
The three men were offering body parts as payment, and taking them off in a grotesque manner


They sent for the parson to come to pray
The manager called a priest to come and resolve the situation


To try to drive them all away
The priest attempted to chase the men out


But nothing wouldn't do till a soldier came
Nothing could be done until a soldier arrived


For they didn't value him nor his name
The three men did not respect the priest, but they respected the soldier


Oh the soldier he smiled through all the spree
The soldier was amused at the situation


And he went and told the company
The soldier informed the other people at the establishment


He says if they'd all go away Their shots were all settled they'd nothing to pay
The soldier promised that if the three men left, their tab would be taken care of


So they screwed on their legs and they hopped away
The three men reattached their prosthetic legs and left


Sing rumpty tumpty tiddly ti do Diddlety more
A nonsense phrase used to close the song




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Daniel


on Lovely Joan

Hello ! The lyrics here art alle wrong. An' it's got tae be a frog-eater a-tellin' thee....

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