Number Nine
Martin George Lyrics

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Aesop Rock Deliver us from evil. Litter bugged amoedba simmer on the…
benjamingotbenz Они все хотят мой свэг но это не имеет смысла Мы…
Duwap Kaine Ayy, Nine9 really kickin' shit, you heard? Nine9 made it Wh…
flexlikeale Jeans is' tight, Number (N)ine Hänge mit Slimes, oh yeah Ich…
John Martyn Number nine i wish, I wish I could remember I wish…
Lionrock Before the night's out, I shall have been efficiently assass…
Machines of Loving Grace Number nine... Fell through the hole in the God's eye F…
Marilyn Manson & The Spooky Kids "Take my money" is all I think He looks at the…
Richard Lloyd Lloyd I got my bags packed And I'm waiting in line for…

T-ara [티아라] NUMBER NINE 最後に見せたあなたの表情(かお) 瞳の奥焼きついたままこんな気持ちにさせたのにずるいわ …
the A.R.C. Robie tyle nigdy nie byłem na testach Ma być para spodni…
The Everettes When I first saw him He really cared A tender hope of…
The Twilight Singers Devil, sweet talking fly on the wall Blackberry belle of th…
The Twilight Singers feat. Mark Lanegan Devil, sweet talking fly on the wall Blackberry belle of the…
travvgod Keen run dat shit, yeah it's Keenan season These Number Nine…
米津玄師歩いていたのは砂漠の中遠くに見えた東京タワー君の抱いていたボロいテディベア笑ってみえたどこへ行こうか海…
陳冠希 Number Nine 通宵排到门口就似要放榜公布你男友限额多么的罕有即使排到第九若我也上榜榜尾也就…

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Friends And Lovers What would you think if I told you I've always wanted…
Hello Hello Hello little girl Hello little girl Hello little girl When …
Hold On Oh yeah I tell you somethin' I think you'll understand Whe…
In My Life There are places I'll remember All my life, though some hav…

Martin: Beat Of Your Heart Carry me away from this dark and lonely room Light me…

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Comments from YouTube:

Kezaiah O'leary

3y↑2.9K

The best part is George is okay with his character on south park

Tom Nemmers

1y↑1

@JetPackDino Don't worry! My book is coming! And it's gonna be amazing!

sidd_not_vicious

if you are lucky enough to be ridiculed on south park i to would not mind

akiko Isobel

@Grant He talks about boobs and vaginas more.

Grant

1y↑1

@akiko Isobel Oh for sure. It gets VERY personal. Haha This was light jabbing. I read the books twice. He doesn’t even talk about wieners that much.

Sonny

1y↑1

It's an honour getting roasted on South Park

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Zach U

2y↑425

"He hasn't even ordered the pizzas yet!" Lmao

Akshay Natu

1y↑1

@TheStapleGunKid We'll have WoW after about 4 years, since it's apparently 75% done. He's not going to have the mental capacity and energy to write another huge elaborate novel at 79. WoW will be the last book we get.

Colin

@TheStapleGunKid i’m just saying the reason why he didn’t work that much on the winter winter was because he was helping from soft were working on Elden ring

TheStapleGunKid

@Colin As if that's a valid excuse.

Colin

1y↑1

@TheStapleGunKid The reason why George hasn’t worked on the winds of Winter is because he was working on Elden ring well the lore of it

robert shelton

It's probably dominos

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Briggs

2y↑690

It’s 2022 and he still hasn’t ordered the pizzas.

Akshay Natu

1y↑3

He is 75% through his next pizza order. Meaning you'll get the next pizza in about 4 years. It's coming, it's coming!!

Akshay Natu

@Alejandro Molina They came.........with their wieners!

Akshay Natu

1y↑1

@A1rG3ar Winter came for a couple snowflakes, then a small flying ninja jumped out of nowhere and stabbed an ice zombie, and then it was gone forever.

Earl Moore

1y↑1

I bet you he wanted to add a lot of weiners in Elden Ring. 😭🤣😅

Sonny

@Munken Fuck it, I'm ordering Chinese food instead

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degenerozzdentorandrozzidsynthclairozzwhateverozz

2y↑937

imagine being invited to george rr martin's house where he'll tell you everything that happens in game of thrones and order some pizzas... but he ends up talking about willies and no pizza

Hitkid

Where the fuck does he live, Antarctica?!

Gus

2y↑2

And you're still no closer to knowing what happens

Billy Lee

2y↑7

The pizza are coming. They will be awsome.

FullTimeSlacker II

2y↑1

way to explain the joke of this video and make it unfunny

ChrisChin94

2y↑1

@Mizmirli for the joke, yes. In reality, I go over my buddies (they all live together) and they're wearing robes with their wieners out

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Jennifer

3y↑1.4K

This is dedicated to Theon Greyjoy the Weinerless

Colin

@Christmas Ham what

Christmas Ham

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Colin

@Lisa Kazmier no gray warm does have a wiener he just doesn’t have balls

Soren Karna

Reek with no deek

Jennifer

@PhuriousStorm Welcome aboard my friend!

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Tadicuslegion78

3y↑997

George R.R. Martin: Oh don't worry, the cool stuff is coming.
Us: WHEN GEORGE! YOU'VE BEEN PROMISING SINCE 2011!

Austin Thomas

Going to call it He’ll “work on it” until he dies then his publisher will push something out and stamp another authors name on it with martin’s

Père

@Austin Thomas
I bet that he wrote that 75% during the lockdowns, we need another pandemic lol

Paweł Broszko

@N. Kosters it is now a known fact that he won't outlive a series

Austin Thomas

He just posted and said he was 75% done he’s never gonna finish

Steven Moose

Winds of wieners. Unlike the pizzas, they're coming.

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Akmon Ra

2y↑148

"The Pizzas are coming" has become oddly symbolic of Winds of Winter

robert shelton

I thought weiner was supposed to sound like winter

Broadway JR

2y↑1

That was always the intention

TheStapleGunKid

2y↑3

@paco ramon "Don't worry, it's coming. Winds of Winter is on the way."

paco ramon

2y↑4

@TheStapleGunKid He hasn't started writing t by it's coming.

TheStapleGunKid

2y↑5

"Don't worry, Winds of Winter is on the way. It's going to be great."

Nikolas Coffey

2y↑306

The fact it's Samwell Tarly facing off against Stannis Baratheon makes it even better

onutroF

2y↑189

"Judge it by its size, rub it three times and it has a surprise"
I'm dead

Deathstroke Clan Rules

"THAT'S IT!YOU'RE NOT DELAYING THIS ANYMORE, YOU WEINER LOVING BITCH!"😡🔪

prepare to hold your colour

3y↑498

Poor Scott Malkinson sitting there holding on for dear life 😂😂😂

Trench Rat

2y↑7

"I need food or I'm gonna die. I'm Scott Malkinson, I have diabetes!"

pokebreeder 25

2y↑6

GET THAT BOY SOME PIZZA!!

Steve Rogers

3y↑16

Lmao GRRM could have gotten something from the fridge but then he wouldn’t have gotten any pizzas, which would have been amazing.

Cindy67917

3y↑18

The poor boy's diabetic that he needs a candy bar badly.

DOOM

3y↑652

I watched this as a kid and never understood, but after watching game of thrones more than once I can confirm this is unyieldingly accurate

Robert the III

The show even says “look at all those cockles men fighting for their queen. maybe it’s all about cocks in the end.”

Zoomer Jack

The wieners or the procrastination?

Joseph Biondi

2y↑2

Me too. After watching GoT, it all made sense!

DOOM

2y↑1

@Grogdizzy flew high over your head, god damn.

Grogdizzy

2y↑2

yeeeaahh... I don't think you've seen the actual game of thrones. you're probably thinking of some gay porno you watched instead

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Cosmic Faust | Ellis

4y↑1.5K

I love GRRM’s response to this episode. He said he found the episode to be hilarious but Matt and Trey messed up by claiming he loved wieners, especially since he’s always been a boob man.

P.S. George, if you’re reading this, please complete The Winds of Winter so I can get the bad taste of season 8 out of my mouth.

Père

@Iron D.T.
It's not gueranteed he will end it the same way he intended because his gardening like writing style

djanthaz

@Iron D.T. um, no. George has literally said that his ending will be far different from the show. He had literally nothing to do with S6-S8. He watched it just like all of us.

Michał Koniecpolski

soyjak momento

nomiguda

2y↑2

Hope you enjoyed HotD, he said on an interview with Colbert last month that Winds is 75% done.

Briana

I love GOT season 8.

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SLMNW

3y↑289

Probably the funniest thing about this is that now Martin has to explain that he is not into wieners at every event he goes to! 🤣

JetPackDino

2y↑31

And the event funnier thing is that he uses this as yet another reason to discuss boobies. South Park knows

Tahrae The storyteller

3y↑351

I just realized Scott had his insulin and needles wrapped around his sash

Professor_Kaos Drama

2y↑5

have you not played the game!!

Notthefather

2y↑7

@Taylor briggs well they would kill him when his blood sugar us dropping.

Taylor briggs

3y↑10

Maybe he used them already

Cindy67917

3y↑14

And the poor boy's diabetic.

Mike

2y↑108

Scott and Butters are the sweetest kids in the show. Great team.

William David Diaz Cuchimaque

Mejor butters y kenny

Steve Rogers

3y↑82

‘’Don’t worry they’re coming. Pizzas are on their way. They’re gonna be amazing!’’ Lmao! 1:19

As a fan of GOT, this joke hurts to the core but I can’t help laugh at poor Scott Malkinson here lol!!

NiftyTev

3y↑3

And it’s not just 2, you get 5 and it’s gonna be amazing.

paco ramon

2y↑28

Is amazing how the real George RR Martin outparody his parody.

jacen cade

2y↑52

When asked about how South portrayed him he said, "it's untrue that I'm obsessed with dicks. What I'm really obsessed with, is boobs". He was a good sport about it.

Michał Koniecpolski

1y↑1

Bruh

Count Ravid

3y↑674

After reading the books I can confirm

Michał Koniecpolski

@Roland Feussner "nooo stop joking from my fat martirinio nooooo"

Michał Koniecpolski

@Jay Bee ok wiener lover

Master Plo Koon

1y↑1

@Ryan Krensel well George does describe Tyrion's wiener in a Storm of Swords on his wedding night with Sansa.

garen Aguilar

@Anthony Hayes no he just always puts a wiener in to many scenes.

strandalx

2y↑1

Here, your 555th like

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Griffin Hicks

2y↑45

The funny this is this episode aired in 2013. It’s now 2022 and the pizzas still haven’t arrived😂

Dank Jankings

3y↑226

The guys singing the choruses got my side hurting.

The fact they had to actually sing it.

newguy371

2y↑7

It's actually just Matt and Trey doing all their voices. The chorus, I mean.

yu stu

2y↑7

FLO-HOP-PY WEE-NERS!!

SH00T TH3PUMP

3y↑91

Butters is fucking hilarious specifically because hes always the one who ends up in situations like this 😂😂😂

The Eight-Road Wanderer

1y↑3

When I finally realized the pizza joke, I nearly died 🤣

Tsar Fox

I think George's entire plan was to write an extremely compelling series of books and build up a massive fan base just so he could troll them by talking about dicks for pages at a time.

smfhsergio

2y↑24

literally one of the best south park arcs ever lol

Andrew Hsieh

2y↑32

The song "A Chorus of Wieners" isn't the only hilarious moment involving GRRM. The part where he unzips and shakes his hips in front of Butters and Scott kills me every time (1:08). 😂😂🤣😂😂

Dragon Llig

2y↑4

The horse really caught me off guard lol

Michael Dodd

3y↑135

This is type of material that makes you go insane because it’s so funny.

James Whittle

3y↑117

Explains how we are still waiting on the new book.

Jerry Jackson

2y↑3

@unstoppableExodia don't worry, it's coming, and it's gonna be amazing, you won't believe it!

unstoppableExodia

2y↑2

I’ve given up on the new book ever getting released. He’s got enough side projects on the go to keep him busy for life. I can just imagine that the day he finally gets the desire to finish the book he’ll sit down at his type writer, all ready to go and the grim reaper will come for him

KainGerc

2y↑5

It's 2022 and the new book is DEFINITELY still coming... but first here's this game I helped the Dark Souls guys make.

Writing Geek

@Greg Simoes
Essentially his plan... compromise over 700k words into a book of 400k while keeping the same pacing.
Notice the problem?
Winds of Winter is a nightmare situation for any, and I mean ANY, author out there. Just because George wants to hang on to the 7-parts. Even though it would be easier to finish it with 8, 9 or 10 parts.

JetPackDino

@Greg Simoes Everyone! I want everyone featured in the book. Which is what I think he's trying to do and it's why it will never be finished 😭

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Mr. Decency Keepin’ It Real

3y↑85

Matt Stone did a very good job playing the parody version of George R. R. Martin.
🤣

Justin Macarrhur

2y↑1

@Jaycue old enough to hit her tho...

Jaycue

@Justin Macarrhur lol. You're bad at trolling. What are you like 12 years old?

Justin Macarrhur

@Jaycue no , i took turns on her, and i was alone

Jaycue

@Justin Macarrhur You were doing an impersonation of my Mom's voice?

Justin Macarrhur

@Jaycue just like i did with your mom

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Larry Crabs

2y↑31

The Winds of Winter is on its way. It's still coming. It's gonna be amazing!

Gerry With A G

2y↑38

just realised that george has the blackfyre sigil in on his wall, thanks trey and matt for the detail that even the show itself left out

Jux Tanner

2y↑5

The ones who fought for the black dragon were the true loyalists.

Bill Badson

1y↑2

I heard he did finally start writing down what he wanted for toppings on one of those five pizzas, but had to erase it all and start over because he wasn't happy with the order that he arranged the toppings in.

ben5056

2y↑7

Seems like he is now ordering wings instead of pizza, the pizza will never come but we will have sad wings that no one really wanted. Thanks George

Footy Sketches

2y↑17

"Horses have one quality that is unmatched by any other form of transportation!.."

Jimmy Jabroni

2y↑15

Remember when Game of Thrones wasn't one of the worst shows ever made thanks to it's last 2 seasons? Such simpler times.

Karna Gilgamesh

2y↑9

"Get on with it George RR Martin!"

TheStapleGunKid

2y↑4

"Don't worry, Winds of Winter is on the way. It's going to be great."

Rachel Knight Online

“The dragons are coming!”

I’ve never seen an episode of Game Of Thrones and even I know he’s fucking lying

Lupo de' Lupis

2y↑18

The choir makes me crack up everytime 🤣🤣🤣

nobody

2y↑8

I couldnt sing that without laughing. I tried.

glurg barble

2y↑18

They spoiled the purple wedding and non book readers at the time didn't notice because it was surrounded by such ridiculous fake spoilers

HihiouZabimaru182

3y↑49

I died laughing at 1:08

Joseph Biondi

2y↑8

Right before King Joffrey gets poisoned, everyone flops their weiners all around his face 😂😂🤣

Ur-_-Killa-TV

2y↑10

“Don’t worry they’re coming!!”

Hitkid

2y↑4

"But first..."

moar schtuff

2y↑14

That sound effect he makes at 1:09 makes me lose it every time.

mrhorrorjunkie78

2y↑8

My favorite part was when George RR Martin talked about weiners

Sean Smith

2y↑20

2:16 fun fact: this had not happened in the show
Matt and trey must have read the books

Darkfoxa

2y↑4

I hadn't seen Game of Thrones when I first saw this. I'm watching it for the first time now. And I can appreciate the jokes a lot more now after having seen some of the show

Siner666

2y↑11

It’s rare for Butters to be the voice of reason

Troy Staunton

2y↑2

More often than not, he’s the voice of a child in the show.

Individual

2y↑17

I love how south parknjust casually spoils how Jofery gets poisoned but since it's south park no one took it seriously

Metal-Max1991

3y↑43

1:37 I’m sorry I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off the first time

Nevin Cox

3y↑2

I deny your apology.

Oishii Kudasai

3y↑86

The customers send their regards! “He cried when i took it away from him.”

Patrick Talbot

2y↑14

What's hilarious is that in the books although there is sex it's not nearly as graphic as south park makes it out to be. The TV show was much more about the sex and graphic nudity

Danny Torchia

Myrish swamp and Fat Pink Mast

Dennis Jansson

3y↑63

4:02 Kinda deserves it for not ordering pizzas for some reason to Butters & Scott like he said.

Tahrae The storyteller

3y↑2

*for Butters and Scott.
And I’m pretty sure he was stalling just so he can talk about his wiener

Considerate Anarchist

2y↑3

I think this version of the purple wedding is no doubt the best

Fabien D A

3y↑17

The funniest moments from this season. Excellent épisodes.

Party Myrtle

1y↑2

Dude South Park is MAD GENIUS 😅

Just A Peaceful Man Who's Born in 1980s

3y↑78

I'm about to go watch the entire "Black Friday" episode trilogy again on demand.
🤣

Based NorseGael

2y↑6

The meta commentary in this is gold!

andrewszombie

1y↑2

"He hasn't even ordered the pizzas yet" 😂😂😂

Ale El Recopilador

2y↑4

The real satire is that the guy takes millennia to finish his saga of books...

Natedogg1952

2y↑26

1:37 love how south park was able to obtain copyrights to the main song of GoT.

Radix Malorum

2y↑24

Game of Thrones season 8 is like the Pizza finally arriving and you find out its pineapple pizza.

Briana

No season 8 is amazing.

Hitkid

2y↑1

More like anchovy.

Yuumi Jungle

2y↑2

even if he himself says its not true, its still funny xD

Date Masamune

3y↑16

Gotta love how at the first few seconds, you assume he’s normal. XD

Nathanielle Crawford

3y↑32

How did Matt and Trey get ahold of George's notes?

Starcraft Player

3y↑2

You don't even need to watch the show to know its like this. I saw like 5 mins and it was literally so ghey and boring. Just like this.

Uncle Philly “The Shah of Iran”

3y↑12

After watching this episode I laugh every time I hear the Game of Thrones intro now.

Spearshake

2y↑3

Its 2022 and the dragons are still coming (in the books) the pizza is still coming and The Winds of Winter is also coming.

TheStapleGunKid

1y↑1

"Okay okay, fine, what kind of novel do you want?"

"What kind do we want? He hasn't even started writing Winds of Winter yet!"

Username

Sadly theres far less weiner in the actual show, especially when reek appears

TreasureFreak

1y↑2

I assume the pizzas are supposed to represent Winds of Winter? He keeps talking about how they're coming and they're gonna be great but then he gets sidetracked with all this random shit like leading an orchestra haha.

TheStapleGunKid

1y↑2

Yep that's pretty much it.

Andrew Angel

3y↑3

Haha gorge RR Martin reaction is priceless 😂😂

a hel

2y↑3

They actually put effort into weiner jokes.

MrlspPrt

3y↑10

This must be the most accurate Martin's representation...

I wonder if there are weiner descriptions on that weird book he wrote about a vegan, obese and bald man with a pet cat (basically a hipster) who found a ship...

Daniel C

3y↑3

I read the book, and can confirm that the answer is no.

Sergio Guti

3y↑49

2:43 epic

Sonny

Lmao this is hilarious

Just A Peaceful Man Who's Born in 1980s

3y↑87

ENOUGH WITH THE WEINERS ALREADY.
🤣

Michael Anguiano

3y↑8

3:48

JestersRaven

2y↑3

i love this episode of south park

Floyd13778

2y↑6

"But first, let me share with you a few words about my wiener!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This scene is at the very least a close - the closest of close - second to the "Wiener song". 😍😍😍

TheStapleGunKid

2y↑29

This would be perfect for modern times if you replace Butters asking about Dragons and pizzas with Butters asking when Winds of Winter is going to be released.

TheStapleGunKid

2y↑1

@Willie5000 "Don't worry, Winds of Winter is on the way. It's going to be great."

Willie5000

2y↑1

We were waiting for Winds of Winter even back then…

lukisnootis

2y↑3

The horse weiners LMAO 🤣

Tiffany

4y↑24

Scott is so cute when he's about to die

Cindy67917

3y↑4

And the poor boy's diabetic.

Mk V2

2y↑2

angry butters is great 😂

youngarnold4

This is so damn funny. The sounds he makes when he shaking his weiner around.

Fabiana 🐅🦄

4y↑74

3:48 sums up this entire video 😂😂

Darth Obsidian Eternal Lord of the Sith

3y↑1

@Fabiana 🐅🦄 Kneel before me.....

Fabiana 🐅🦄

4y↑2

@SaladSeller 😂🔪

Btw you're awesome father Maxi, best priest ever

SaladSeller

4y↑14

“Judge it by its size but rub it three times and it has a surprise”

Josiah Schulz

2y↑3

Lmfao I love how the kid is just passing out

Rodrik of Harlaw

George can deflect all he wants but I read the Brienne chapters in feast and there's more phallic symbolism in those chapters than you can shake a stick at.

Jonne Kallu

2y↑23

I've never watched a single episode of Game Of Thrones or read a single sentence from the books but this pretty much what I've gathered from the stuff people have said about the series.

DjNaste

2y↑3

@Jonne Kallu Drawing conclusions about something that you've never even experienced for yourself is foolish. It's fine to think that perhaps Game of Thrones isn't something you would be interested in, everyone has their preferences, but to claim that it's for "low IQ base instinct people" is both ignorant and arrogant.

Zilhad

@Jonne Kallu My University exams are keeping me busy as far as literature goes, but I'll check them out when time allows me.

Jonne Kallu

2y↑1

@Zilhad If you want a good read I'd suggest the first two books of Dan Simmons Hyperion series (Sci-fi).

Zilhad

@Jonne Kallu I haven't, but it seems you get my point.

Jonne Kallu

@Zilhad
"you as an avid book reader can surely relate to their frustration"
Ever read the Wheel Of Time?

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FXT Blues

Its just magic!!!

wintermute2084

2y↑1

It would have been more interesting if Matt Stone & Trey Parker saved their GoT episode until after the series finale - I imagine it would be a similar take to the entire episode they devoted to Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas going Deliverance on poor Indiana Jones...

Cesar Torres

4y↑22

When those dudes start singing about Weiner's I started thinking of hotdogs
And when I watched season 8 of game of thrones I had a bitter hotdog taste in my mouth from remembering this

Anton Levii

So funny 🤣

JulianShagworthy

3y↑11

I love how South Park will always poke ridiculous fun out of celebrities, usually in good humour. But it's only the ones that are shitty people that get treated like dirt, a la Tom Cruise :D

Zedetnik

3y↑1

Kanye's portrayal was spot on

Constantine Dean "Frowny" Smilax

3y↑2

Why is cruise shitty? He´s batshit but not a piece of shit....

Anthony Lopez

After watched all season of got, this so funny lmao

The Gaming Mobster

2y↑1

OMG, he wrote Elden ring, what if it was a different kinda ring! XD

Eric Miller

George starts reading a Weiner poem ha ha that's the funniest part

Republika Dugave

The best South park ever

Baby

Just replace George with Sam Levinson, and you'll have HBO's Euphoria.

Every One

2y↑1

Just fyi...the dragons did show up, and then were promptly killed. Total subversion of expectations...way to go GOT

Phantasm320

3y↑6

I watch this every time I order pizza.

Vivus Brydyr

3y↑16

This is more like Slavoj Zizek parody than George RR Martin XD

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