Nasty Dogs and Funky Kings
Melvins Lyrics


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Well, I knocked down on your door, baby,
To see if you were at home.
Your shade was down, there wasn't even a sound
But something told me you weren't alone.
What in the world can a nasty dog do
But try to get next to you?
Don't laugh 'cause it ain't funny.
Look how it happened to me.
It could happen to you, you could be a fool too
And it'd leave you in misery.




I guess there's nothin' more funky king can do
But to try to get next to you.

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Melvins's song, "Nasty Dogs and Funky Kings," seem to tell a story of a man who is trying to pursue a woman, only to find out that she is not alone. Despite the fact that her shade was down and there wasn't a sound, the man has an intuition that there is someone else there. The lyrics then go on to explore the concept of a "nasty dog," which could refer to someone who is untrustworthy or someone who is trying to get something they shouldn't have. The man warns the listener not to laugh, as this situation could happen to anyone, leaving them in misery.


The overarching theme of the song seems to be cautionary - that things are not always as they seem, and that one should be careful not to get involved with the wrong people. The "funky king" mentioned in the song could be a reference to someone who is trying to be cool or impressive in order to win someone over, but ultimately may not have their best interests at heart.


Overall, the lyrics to "Nasty Dogs and Funky Kings" explore the complexities of relationships and the dangers of opening oneself up too much. It presents a warning to the listener to be cautious and to think twice before letting someone in too close.


Line by Line Meaning

Well, I knocked down on your door, baby,
I paid a visit to your residence by knocking, dear


To see if you were at home.
I wanted to know if you were present inside.


Your shade was down, there wasn't even a sound
I noticed that your window blinds were closed and there was no noise.


But something told me you weren't alone.
My intuition suggested that you weren't by yourself.


What in the world can a nasty dog do
What is it that a crude animal is able to accomplish?


But try to get next to you?
Rather than anything else, the dog would attempt to get near you, correct?


Don't laugh 'cause it ain't funny.
Do not ridicule because this is a serious matter.


Look how it happened to me.
Observe how it happened to me.


It could happen to you, you could be a fool too
It could happen to you as well, you may fall prey to it.


And it'd leave you in misery.
And it would cause you agony.


I guess there's nothin' more funky king can do
Presumably, there is nothing else that the 'funky king' can attempt


But to try to get next to you.
Except for attempting to get close to you, of course.




Lyrics © BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC
Written by: BILLY GIBBONS, DUSTY HILL, FRANK BEARD

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