New Dirty Dozen
Memphis Minnie & Kansas Joe Lyrics


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Come all you folks and start to walk, I'm fixing to start my dozen talk
What you're thinking about ain't on my mind, that stuff you got is the sorriest kind
Now you're a sorry mistreater, robber and a cheater
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin

Your mama do the lordy lord
Come all of you women's outta be in the can, out on the corner stopping every man,
Hollering "Soap is a nickel and the towel is free, I'm pigmeat, pappy, now who wants me?"
You's a old mistreater, robber and a cheater

Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Your mama do the lordy lord
Now the funniest thing I ever seen, tom cat jumping on a sewing machine
Sewing machine run so fast, took 99 stitches in his yas, yas, yas

Now he's a cruel mistreater, robber and a cheater
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Your mama do the lordy lord
Now I'm gonna tell you all about old man Bell, he can't see but he sure can smell

Fish-man passed here the other day, hollering "Hey, pretty mama, I'm going your way"
I know all about your pappy and your mammy,
your big fat sister and your little brother Sammy,
your auntie and your uncle and your ma's and pa's,

they all got drunk and showed their Santa Claus
Now they're all drunken mistreaters, robbers and a cheaters




Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Your mama do the lordy lord

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Memphis Minnie & Kansas Joe's "New Dirty Dozen" are an example of the African American tradition of "playing the dozens." This tradition involves joking insults and verbal sparring between two people, often in a lighthearted manner. However, the lyrics also highlight the harsh and sometimes violent nature of this tradition. The song opens with a call to start the dozen talk, indicating that the singer is ready to engage in this form of verbal combat. The following lines are aimed at someone who is seen as a sorry mistreater, robber and cheater. The singer threatens to "slip" them into the dozens, along with their family members, including their papa, cousin, and mama who will do the "lordy lord."


The singer then directs their attention to women who are standing on the corner, implying that they are prostitutes. The women are described as calling out their services to men, with the phrase "Soap is a nickel and the towel is free, I'm pigmeat, pappy, now who wants me?" The singer insults these women as old mistreaters, robbers, and cheaters, suggesting that their actions are immoral. The song then takes a humorous turn, describing a tomcat jumping on a sewing machine with amusing results. However, the singer quickly returns to insults, describing old man Bell who is blind but has a keen sense of smell. Finally, the song ends with a scathing attack on the listener's family, accusing them of being drunken mistreaters, robbers, and cheaters who will also be "slipped" into the dozens.


Line by Line Meaning

Come all you folks and start to walk, I'm fixing to start my dozen talk
Gather round and listen up, I'm about to start a game of insulting each other


What you're thinking about ain't on my mind, that stuff you got is the sorriest kind
I don't care about your problems, your insults are weak


Now you're a sorry mistreater, robber and a cheater
You're a terrible person who mistreats others and steals from them


Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
You're so bad, I'll insult not only you but also your family members


Your mama do the lordy lord
Your mother is a good Christian woman who sings hymns


Come all of you women's outta be in the can, out on the corner stopping every man, Hollering "Soap is a nickel and the towel is free, I'm pigmeat, pappy, now who wants me?"
Attention all loose women, come and get insulted, you're not worth much and you're desperate for a man


You's a old mistreater, robber and a cheater
You're an old and experienced cheat and thief


Now the funniest thing I ever seen, tom cat jumping on a sewing machine, Sewing machine run so fast, took 99 stitches in his yas, yas, yas
I once saw a funny sight, a cat jumping on a sewing machine which was working so fast it sewed 99 stitches on the cat's rear end


Now he's a cruel mistreater, robber and a cheater
Now even the cat is a cruel and dishonest person in this game of insults


Now I'm gonna tell you all about old man Bell, he can't see but he sure can smell, Fish-man passed here the other day, hollering "Hey, pretty mama, I'm going your way"
Let me tell you about an old blind man with a keen sense of smell, a fisherman recently passed by calling out to women


I know all about your pappy and your mammy, your big fat sister and your little brother Sammy, your auntie and your uncle and your ma's and pa's, they all got drunk and showed their Santa Claus
I know all about your family members, they all have a tendency to get drunk and expose themselves


Now they're all drunken mistreaters, robbers and a cheaters, Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin, Your mama do the lordy lord
Now your whole family is part of this game of insults, they're all terrible people and even your mother can't escape the mockery




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: J. MAYO WILLIAMS, RUFUS PERRYMAN

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