Questo cazzo voglio io
Michael Nyman Lyrics


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Questo cazzo voglio io, non un tesoro
Questo è colui che mi può far felice
Questo è un cazzo proprio da Imperatrice
Questa gemma val più ch'un pozzo d'oro

Ohimè, cazzo, aiutami, ch'io moro
E trova ben la foia in matrice
In fin, un cazzo piccol si disdice
Se in potta osservar vuole il decoro

Padrona mia, voi dite ben il vero
Che chi ha picciol il cazzo e in potta fotte
Meritera d'acqua fredda un clistero

Chi n'ha poco, in cul fotti dì e notte
Ma chi l'ha come ch'io spietato e fiero
Sbizzarriscasi sempre nelle potte

Gli è ver ma noi siam ghiotte




Del cazzo tanto e tanto ci par lieto
Che terremo la guglia innanzi e drieto

Overall Meaning

The song "Questo cazzo voglio io" by Michael Nyman talks about the singer's obsession with a specific male body part – the penis. The lyrics express the idea that the singer does not desire riches or treasures, but only this specific body part, which can make her happy. She considers this particular penis to be fit for an empress, valuing it more than a well of gold. She begs for help with her obsession, acknowledging that having a small penis is not ideal for the decorum while also stating that a small penis should not be a point of shame. The singer's mistress agrees with her, saying that those with small penises should focus on pleasing their partners sexually and not feel ashamed to use other means to get pleasure. Those with larger penises can indulge in their desires more easily.


The song is riddled with double entendres and explicit references to sexual acts. In the end, the singer acknowledges that society may not condone her obsession, but she and others like her revel in the pleasures it brings. The song paints a vivid picture of the singer's desires and explores the societal taboos around them.


Line by Line Meaning

Questo cazzo voglio io, non un tesoro
I do not desire treasure, rather I want this penis


Questo è colui che mi può far felice
This is the one thing that can make me happy


Questo è un cazzo proprio da Imperatrice
This is a penis fit for an Empress


Questa gemma val più ch'un pozzo d'oro
This gem is worth more than a well of gold


Ohimè, cazzo, aiutami, ch'io moro
Oh penis, help me before I die


E trova ben la foia in matrice
Find pleasure within my body


In fin, un cazzo piccol si disdice
A small penis is unappealing


Se in potta osservar vuole il decoro
If one desires decency when looking at genitals


Padrona mia, voi dite ben il vero
My mistress, you speak the truth


Che chi ha picciol il cazzo e in potta fotte
Those with a small penis still engage in sexual activities


Meritara d'acqua fredda un clistero
They deserve a cold water enema


Chi n'ha poco, in cul fotti dì e notte
Those with small penises have anal sex day and night


Ma chi l'ha come ch'io spietato e fiero
But those who have a penis like mine, cruel and proud


Sbizzarriscasi sempre nelle potte
Can indulge endlessly in sexual activities


Gli è ver ma noi siam ghiotte, Del cazzo tanto e tanto ci par lieto, Che terremo la guglia innanzi e drieto
It's true that we're fond of big penises, which make us happy, and which we'll hold high and low.




Writer(s): Dp, Michael Lawrence Nyman

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