Peter Piper
Mildred Bailey Lyrics


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I'm in the middle of solving a riddle that no one can do;
That goes for Albert Einstein, the League of Nations too,
So now my fine and feathered friend,
I'll leave it up to you.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How much do I love you?
Then what have I got to pick to turn the trick
And make you love me too?

If Simple Simon sat beside a shallow saucer
Tryin' to catch a whale
Then what have I got to try to make you buy
The heart I've got for sale?

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck
If a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
I'd chuck double with no trouble
If it did me any good
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
I'll tell you what I'd do
I'd pick a peck of peppers
Sit beside a saucer
I'd even be a wood-chuck




Chuck-in all I could chuck
Just to make you love me too.

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Mildred Bailey's song Peter Piper are a jumble of absurd questions and challenges set against a playful jazz melody. The song's premise is that the singer is in love with someone, but doesn't know what they can do to win their affections. The solution, proposed in the lyrics, is a series of nonsensical challenges referencing popular nursery rhymes and tongue twisters. The singer first introduces a riddle that nobody can solve, declaring that even Albert Einstein and the League of Nations are stumped by it. Then, they ask their "fine and feathered friend" (presumably the audience) for help in winning the heart of their beloved.


Line by Line Meaning

I'm in the middle of solving a riddle that no one can do;
I am currently trying to solve a problem that nobody has been able to solve.


That goes for Albert Einstein, the League of Nations too,
Even great minds such as Albert Einstein and renowned organizations like the League of Nations have not been able to solve this riddle.


So now my fine and feathered friend,
My dear friend,


I'll leave it up to you.
I am entrusting you to solve this riddle for me.


If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Assuming Peter Piper gathered a quantity of pickled peppers,


How much do I love you?
How deep is my affection for you?


Then what have I got to pick to turn the trick
What task must I complete to gain your love?


And make you love me too?
So that you too can reciprocate my feelings?


If Simple Simon sat beside a shallow saucer
Assuming Simple Simon relaxed next to a shallow vessel,


Tryin' to catch a whale
Attempting to capture a whale,


Then what have I got to try to make you buy
Then what do I need to do to convince you to purchase,


The heart I've got for sale?
The love that I am offering you?


How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck
Assuming a wood-chuck can collect timber,


If a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
How much wood would he gather?


I'd chuck double with no trouble
I would gather twice the amount with ease


If it did me any good
If this action would benefit me in any way


If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Considering that Peter Piper gathered a quantity of pickled peppers


I'll tell you what I'd do
This is what I would do


I'd pick a peck of peppers
I would gather a quantity of peppers


Sit beside a saucer
I would sit next to a vessel


I'd even be a wood-chuck
I would even gather timber,


Chuck-in all I could chuck
Collect as much as I could


Just to make you love me too.
So that you may reciprocate my feelings of affection.




Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: JOHNNY MERCER, RICHARD WHITING

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Comments from YouTube:

@thecardinalcritique7856

Such a lovely tune! Makes one quite happy hearing it especially in her voice:

@VolkerundWallyMusic

Very nice Video

@Trombonology

Not every vocalist could pull this one off at all, let alone deliver a performance of great charm and style. The great Mildred Bailey, however, was no ordinary singer: There seems to have been very little from the pop music of her day that was beyond her range. Now, as then, she deserves much wider acclaim, as does her then-husband Red Norvo's utterly marvelous, unique band.

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