Tony The Pony
Morrissey Lyrics


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Still drinking on the corner
Just don't say I didn't warn you
Always nagging big brother
He's only looking out for you

Tony the pony
Tony the pony
You're still standing on the corner
Just don't say I didn't warn you
Old and jealous big brother
You had your time and you spent it
Crying

Now, Tony the pony
Tony the pony
So, that's what they call you now?
When you're free outside
So cold and hard and in control
And...
There's a free ride on
Tony the pony

Oh, why do you always want to stop me
From doing the things in life that make me happy?
And when I'm outside with friends, laughing loudly
Why do you always want to stop me?

Oh, I would never
I would never

But you will carry the can for anyone
The free ride on
Gullible Tony

You're drunker quicker
And you're sicker even quicker
For something heavy is gonna fall on you
Oh...

And what do they call you now?
When you're free outside
So cold and hard and in control
And, oh...been a lark
There's a free ride on
Fucked-up Tony

I will never say I told you so
Or how I knew that something bad
Would happen to you
I don't want to say I told you so




Oh, but Tony, I told you so!!!
I told you so

Overall Meaning

The song "Tony The Pony" by Morrissey is a warning to a friend who is drinking on the corner and not listening to advice. The singer is warning his friend, whom he calls "Gullible Tony," that he will end up carrying the can for anyone, which means he will take the blame for anything that goes wrong, including his heavy drinking. The singer is frustrated that Tony's older brother is always nagging him, but Tony is not listening and is still standing on the corner. The singer tries to explain to Tony that he should not let his brother stop him from doing things that make him happy, but Tony does not listen.


The song reflects Morrissey's frustration with the people who do not listen to his advice, and he feels helpless because he cannot control their actions. The line "And, oh...been a lark" suggests that Tony thinks his drinking is fun and does not understand the consequences of his actions. The line "There's a free ride on Fucked-up Tony" reinforces this idea that Tony's drinking will lead to negative consequences.


Line by Line Meaning

Still drinking on the corner
You continue to drink on the corner.


Just don't say I didn't warn you
I warned you about the consequences.


Always nagging big brother
Your older sibling is always bothering you.


He's only looking out for you
They want the best for you.


Tony the pony
A nickname given to you.


You're still standing on the corner
You haven't left the corner yet.


Old and jealous big brother
Your older sibling is envious of you.


You had your time and you spent it crying
They wasted their youth crying.


Now, Tony the pony
The nickname still sticks.


So, that's what they call you now?
The nickname is still being used.


When you're free outside
You're finally free to do what you want outside.


So cold and hard and in control
You seem tough and emotionless.


And...There's a free ride on Tony the pony
Taking advantage of you won't cost them anything.


Oh, why do you always want to stop me
Why are you always hindering my happiness?


From doing the things in life that make me happy?
Why can't I pursue my desires?


And when I'm outside with friends, laughing loudly
I'm enjoying life with my friends.


Why do you always want to stop me?
Why do you always want to interfere?


Oh, I would never. I would never
I wouldn't do that to you.


But you will carry the can for anyone
You'll take the blame for anything.


The free ride on Gullible Tony
People see you as easily fooled.


You're drunker quicker and you're sicker even quicker
Alcohol affects you more severely now.


For something heavy is gonna fall on you
You'll face consequences for your actions.


And what do they call you now?
What nickname do they use now?


Oh...been a lark
It was all a joke to them.


There's a free ride on Fucked-up Tony
People take advantage of your mistakes.


I will never say I told you so
I won't say I warned you.


Or how I knew that something bad would happen to you
I predicted that something bad would happen to you.


I don't want to say I told you so
I don't want to rub your mistakes in your face.


Oh, but Tony, I told you so!!! I told you so
I can't help but remind you that I warned you.




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: MARK EDWARD CASCIAN NEVIN, MORRISSEY

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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

@ronaldreagen2956

Still drinking on the corner 
Just don't say I didn't warn you 
Always nagging big brother 
He's only looking out for you

Tony the pony 
Tony the pony

You're still standing on the corner 
Just don't say I didn't warn you 
Old and jealous big brother 
You had your time and you spent it 
Crying

Now, Tony the pony 
Tony the pony 
So, that's what they call you now? 
When you're free outside 
So cold and hard and in control 
And... 
There's a free ride on 
Tony the pony

Oh, why do you always want to stop me 
From doing the things in life that make me happy? 
And when I'm outside with friends, laughing loudly 
Why do you always want to stop me?

Oh, I would never 
I would never

But you will carry the can for anyone 
The free ride on 
Gullible Tony

You're drunker quicker 
And you're sicker even quicker 
For something heavy is gonna fall on you 
Oh...

And what do they call you now? 
When you're free outside 
So cold and hard and in control 
And, oh...been a lark 
There's a free ride on 
Fucked-up Tony

I will never say I told you so 
Or how I knew that something bad 
Would happen to you 
I don't want to say I told you so 
Oh, but Tony, I told you so!!! 
I told you so



@fuckyouimalex

Still drinking on the corner
Just don't say I didn't warn you
Always nagging big brother
He's only looking out for you
Tony the pony
Tony the pony
You're still standing on the corner
Just don't say I didn't warn you
Old and jealous big brother
You had your time and you spent it
Crying
Now, Tony the pony
Tony the pony
So, that's what they call you now?
When you're free outside
So cold and hard and in control
And...
There's a free ride on
Tony the pony
Oh, why do you always want to stop me
From doing the things in life that make me happy?
And when I'm outside with friends, laughing loudly
Why do you always want to stop me?
Oh, I would never
I would never
But you will carry the can for anyone
The free ride on
Gullible Tony
You're drunker quicker
And you're sicker even quicker
For something heavy is gonna fall on you
Oh...
And what do they call you now?
When you're free outside
So cold and hard and in control
And, oh...been a lark
There's a free ride on
Fucked-up Tony
I will never say I told you so
Or how I knew that something bad
Would happen to you
I don't want to say I told you so
Oh, but Tony, I told you so!!!
I told you so



All comments from YouTube:

@lauralockrey2524

One of my favorite Morrissey songs. I hate that it was removed from kill uncle

@drunkenramble4120

This man really understands his craft. His lyrics are so entertaining and thought provoking, and sometimes just mean. Love it!

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@mijadreams3486

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@RossBayCult

This song is about Tony Wilson of Factory Records and Granada Television. The story behind this song is a long one. But Tony Wilson predicted that Moz would never make it as a musician and Morrissey proved him wrong. This song is “dedicated” to Tony Wilson.

@superchangoale

Pls tell us more!! :)

@sixT4T

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@davidmcdonald6804

Bring to right in😊

@nicholass.6829

Thanks for sharing.

@adrienhernandez864

Picture this. It’s 2008-2009, you’re 7-8, and your parents are getting ready to go host a popular, local, small town club/bar hosting a Smiths tribute and this song is playing in the background of from the iPod playlist and your Mom is spraying hairspray to get those perfect rockabilly bangs and your dad smells of pomade from his pompadour and his Aqua di Gio cologne smelling throughout the house. Nostalgia. Thank you Moz

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