Fun Things To Fuck
NOFX Lyrics


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Fuck the front door fuck the back
Fuck the good girls with the knack
Fuck the government until they fuck
You back fuck a Muslim fuck a Jew
Fuck fans of blink-182 that's
Illegal if you're born before 83
Fuck a bean cheese burrito fuck a bowl
Of cookie dough fuck the space
Between the big and neighbor toe
Fuck a cop fuck a marine fuck a
Jar of Vaseline fuck a calzone with pepperoni
Fuck a midget fuck a dwarf
Fuck Santa with an elf but
Before you fuck it all go fuck yourself

Overall Meaning

The song "Fun Things To Fuck" by NOFX is a satirical take on the concept of 'fun things to do' with a twisted, sexual twist. The lyrics are meant to be taken tongue-in-cheek and can easily offend anyone who is too serious about themselves or their beliefs. The song's title is almost contradictory to the actual lyrics, as the lyrics suggest "f**king" anything and everything in sight without consideration for any morals or values.


The lyrics begin with "Fuck the front door fuck the back," suggesting that the songwriter is someone who is not interested in conventional methods of entering a home. This is followed by "Fuck the good girls with the knack," which seems to indicate that the songwriter wants to engage in sexual activity with women who have a certain know-how. The song takes a political turn with the line "Fuck the government until they f**k you back," expressing a disdain for politicians and their corrupt ways.


The line "Fuck a Muslim fuck a Jew" is very controversial and may be interpreted as the songwriter's prejudice towards certain religions. The songwriter then touches on the fact that they are against young people being fans of certain bands, indicating "Illegal if you're born before 83" in regards to being a fan of Blink-182.


The song continues to express a desire to "f**k" anything and everything, including food items like "a bean cheese burrito" and "a bowl of cookie dough." NOFX's "Fun Things To Fuck" ultimately encourages listeners to "f**k themselves" before engaging in any of the aforementioned activities.


Line by Line Meaning

Fuck the front door fuck the back
Disregard the boundaries and norms of society, whether it be entering through the front or back door.


Fuck the good girls with the knack
Engage in sexual activity with women who are knowledgeable and proficient in the art of sex.


Fuck the government until they fuck you back
Challenge and rebel against the government until they retaliate against you.


Fuck a Muslim fuck a Jew
Have intercourse with people of different religions or beliefs, regardless of their backgrounds.


Fuck fans of blink-182 that's.. Illegal if you're born before 83
Mock and ridicule fans of Blink-182 band who were born before 1983.


Fuck a bean cheese burrito fuck a bowl of cookie dough
Indulge in various types of food through sexual innuendos.


Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
Explore and experiment sexually with different parts and areas of the body, even those less commonly explored.


Fuck a cop fuck a marine fuck a jar of vaseline
Have sexual relations with any person or object, including authority figures and inanimate objects.


Fuck a calzone with pepperoni
Take pleasure in food-related sexual fantasies and desires.


Fuck a midget fuck a dwarf
Engage in sexual activity with people of different sizes and statures.


Fuck Santa with an elf but before you fuck it all go fuck yourself
Indulge in taboo and controversial sexual fantasies, while also reminding oneself of personal pleasure and self-care.




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Andrew Purvis

this is actually 2 songs. juicehead is a seperate song

Leonardo Tessarollo

NOFX offends everything that I like, Straight Edge culture, Blink 182, and I don't care.. I keep liking them

LouisinPRwetrust

Last year I was in a festival.Nofx and Blink was on the line up.I was with Fat Mike and we were on side stage for the blink show and Mike had fun with Mark....

Sterlng

I'd love to listen to this while playing Tony Hawk 2.

Noah Hossman

For all those thinking NOFX hate Blink-182, Blink and then are friends, and NOFX took Blink with them on tour tons of times in the late 90's when Blink was starting to get big.

BringLudoBack

I mean, Blinks own lyrics about themselves are pretty much the same. Like saying "Primus Sucks!" Though I think with the line after it might be hinting that Blink fans are kids and NOFX fans born in 83 would be turning 18 that year (song was release in 2001).

Logan

Everytime I heard the opening, I remember cracking up for no reason at all.

Dave Micklon

I've been listening to a few NOFX songs, but this made me crack up.

hoiaroam

Listen to NOFX's version of "I want you to want me" and then listen to this song. It's just awesome how they can both be put together in a funny way.

ADTNMusic

I like both Blink and NOFX and i thought line was clever and catchy i actually found my self singing for days after graet song lol

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