NOFX Lyrics

/ it's my job to keep punk rock elite Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite I'll choose my own shit s…
/ linoleum Possessions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy Well…
/ the seperation of church and skate Lost in a sea of combat boots Flush the bouncers with…
/ what's the matter with kids today There's something wrong With the kids in my neighborhood T…
01 I'm The One I'm the one - who's got a religion I'm the one…
01 Medio-Core Medio-core it's not forsaken the music they're makin' Will …
01. I Am The One I liked going to school, I didn't want to fool around…
01. Live Your Life Excuses for our money Is that religion One more dollar for W…
03 Professional crastination Can't you see how easy it becomes? Procrastinate, we're prof…
04- Monosyllabic Girl I take her to the aquarium, she says shark I take…
09. Fuck The Kids Fuck the kids! Fuck the kids! Fuck the kids!…
10 It's funny how some fables became historic When the authors…
10. Shitting Bricks Ah, never thought it could happen to me, But it…


100 Times F*ckeder Fighting with gloves Now we're the ones a hundred times fuck…
13 Stitches The first time I saw the Descendants, they were the…
15 Drain Bramaged You don't tell me you are pakistan I wait for you…
15. Together On The Sand Together on the sand We walked hand in hand On the beachfr…
180 Degrees It's so easy to defend the Status Quo With everyone so…
6 When I pissed a perfect rainbow And aced every drug screen I…
60% I'm not here to entertain you I'm here to meet my…
72 Hookers They don't hates us, they just hate their lives And desperat…
9-PHARMACIST'S DAUGHTER Give her a call for Demerol and Amal Nitrate I tell…
A 200 Club Why do I keep scratching, Scratching my balls? I don't like …
A Perfect Goverment Even if it's easy to be free What's your definition of…
A200 Club Why do I keep scratching, Scratching my balls? I don't like …
Alcoholic I liked going to school, I didn't want to fool around…
Alcopollack How does the drunkest person on the bus Wake up and…
All His Suits Are Torn Billy Cobin lost it all We knew he would eventually Some won…
All My Friends in New York Staying home is not rally an option For alcoholics living…
All Of Me All of me Why not take all of me Can't you see I'm…
All outa angst I'm not insane, I'm not bummed out I got no one…
Always Hate Hippies You are a hippie You smell like skunk I'm your arch enemy …
American Errorist It's okay don't be ashamed allow yourself a little hate,…
Anarchy Camp I got an invitation to anarchy camp There will be twistin',…
And Now For Something Complete [CD lyrics:] Hello, welcome to our CD Can you hear the blata…
Another Bad Decision When jealous and enmity eats empathy you might find aggravat…
Ant Attack I can't believe we won the war What's it good for? We…
Antennaes You're selling sexism You're selling racism You're selling a…
Antennas [Originally by Rancid] You're selling sexism, you're sell…
Arming the Proletariat With Potato Guns [first joke] - Hey Hefe - What? - What do you call a…
August 8th Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky August…
Backstage Passport We're NOFX Screwin' up since 1983 But these days we've got m…
Bad Decision When you′re drunk and shooting junk you're probably gonna ma…
Bang Gang We don't care, Cause we're in a gang Parties that we go…
Bath Of Least Resistance Too many words on the tip of my tongue and I…
Bearly Legal Why are you being nice to me? That's not like you…
Beast within/Instrumental/Ant attack I can't believe we won the war What's it good for? We…
Because I Want To Jenny, so many times I tried to get away But you…
Beer Bong If I want some beer I don't want to hear How I…
Believe In Something They don't hates us, they just hate their lives And desperat…
Benny Got Blowed Up Tired of shootin' smack, tired of on the run Traded the…
Best God In Show I've no consideration, Zero mutual respect For billions who …
Birmingham I don't wanna go to sleep at night I wanna stay…
Blasphemy I'll throw a pie in the face of piety I'll torch…
Bleeding Heart Disease How money polluted my mind Dough, what our lives are lived…
Bob He spent 15 years Getting loaded for 15 years Till his liver…
Bob Turkee We don't like him he's such a geek He wears…
Bottles To The Ground You know it when it's over Door are closing feel the…
Brain Constipation Somebody hear me, somebody listen to me Am I alone in…
Buggley Eyes Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke…
Bye Bye Biopsy Girl It came back negative and gave us a scare The next…
California Drought I once heard a song about it never rains in…
California über Alice Don't want a theocracy Don't want to share my economy Fuck t…
Can What I scream about, can't Get the stink out, catch It on…
Can't Get The Stink Out What I scream about, can't Get the stink out, catch It on…
Canada Has Better Heroin The beer is better in Canada The people are better in…
Cantado En Español Despues de 235 canciones, los liricos se valuan mas y no t…
Cantando en Espa Despues de doscientos treinta y cinco Canciones, los liricos…
Cantando en Español Despues de 235 canciones, los liricos se valuan mas y no ten…
Cell Out She asked me if I was a singer then called…
Champs Elyse'es Je me baladai sur l'avenue le coeur heureux à l'inconnu J'a…
Champs Elysee I was walking on the avenue (Strolling) The heart opened to …
Champs Elysées Deux, trois, quatre Je me baladais sur l'avenue le coeur he…
Champs élysées Je m'baladais sur l'avenue, le cœur ouvert a l'inconnu. J'av…
Cheese It's been a long time Now it's time to get your…
Cheese/Where's My Slice It's been a long time Now it's time to get your…
Cheese/Where's My Slice? It's been a long time Now it's time to get your…
Cheese\Where's My Slice It's been a long time Now it's time to get your…
Civil Defense This is not a test of The Emergency Broadcast System This is…
Clams Have Feeling Too Birds are dumb with small bird brains But so are kids…
Clams Have Feelings Too Birds are dumb cause small bird brains But so are kids…
Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't) Birds are dumb cause small bird brains But so are kids…
Co Dependance Day I haven't got anymore excuses We've gone way past alcohol ab…
Codependence Day I haven't got any more excuses We've gone way past alcohol…
Cokie the Clown All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox Show…
Concerns of a GOP Neo-phyte Truth Now like a viral infection The GOP developed a vaccine…
Cool And Unusual Punishment Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake The mistress bar…
Cops and Donuts When I was on the freeway, doing 70 all drunk A…
Corazon De Oro It's over before it starts oh don't you know So on…
Corozon de Oro It's over before it starts, oh, don't you know So on…
Creeping Out Sara I was backstage at a festival in Germany talking to a…
Dad Don't believe a word your grandfather says He's been classif…
dad_s bad news Don't believe a word your grandfather says He's been classi…
Darby Crashing Banned from the bar and barred from the club Then clubbed…
Day To Daze I trusted you at least I thought I could I tried…
Dead Beat Mom She's a dead beat mom, a one woman pogrom A tri-polar…
Decom-poseur She's a painting outta focus with no good sense of…
Dig Rationalize values it's so easy to succeed Keeping your eyes…
Dinosaurs Will Die Keep back, watch it crumble See the drownin, watch the fall …
Ditch Effort Living for nothing does not require reason Ban no ambition, …
Don Whenever you're in need, or just feeling down Remember that …
Don't Call Me Chise Don't call me white, don't call me white Don't call me…
Don't Count On Me Whenever you're in need, or just feeling down Remember that …
Dont Call Me White Don't call me white, don't call me white Don't call me…
Don’t Count On Me Whenever you're in need, or just feeling down Remember that …
Doornails These two shots are for Derrick For rifle, not the handgun F…
Doors and Fours In L.A. Basin, heroin was so passe We had to find…
Down with the Ship It could have been helped, it might have been saved With…
Drain Bramaged You don't tell me you are pakistan I wait for you…
Drop The World He won the race the judges concluded He was the betterman…
Drug Free America We believe in a drug free America A drug free America…
Drugs Are Good Want to fuck off, drop out Never trust a fuckin' hippie For…
Dying Degree Dresser drawers are filled with pocket change Coupons cut, s…
Dying Degree 1119 Dresser drawers are filled with pocket change Coupons cut, …
East Bay Get out of my way Can't you see I'm from East…
Eat the Meek Why must we stay where we don't belong? Why must we…
Eddie Bruce and Paul What happened to Bruce, Eddie, and Paul? Paul and Eddie had…
El Lay Get out of my way, Can't you see I'm from LA? Yeah,…
Electricity One source of energy the ultimate discovery Electric blue fo…
eric melvin vs pcp Eric Melvin Took PCP one Night in Hollywood It was Pretty …
Everybody Needs A Vice There's now one system of belief Where we share morality The…
Everything In Moderation Thirty nine, my hair should be parted not spiked and…
F**k the Kids Everybody needs some time away just stuck in the k-hole agai…
F**k the Kids II Fuck the kids! Fuck the kids! Fuck the kids!…
Falling in Love Blast oxygen masks, smoke filled cabin Depressurize, don't b…
Fan Mail Dear Sirs, To whom is may concern theres facts I'd like to…
Fanmail Dear Sirs, To whom is may concern theres facts id like to…
Fecal Alcohol Syndrome I have a hard time talkin′ sentences My mind's on constant…
Fermented and Flailing This is not a test, not true, this kind of…
First Call All my neighbors are fast asleep And I can't find anything…
Fish in a Gun Barrel Does anyone know how loaded he was when he unloaded…
Five We had five years that were historic One of our Tuesday's We…
Five Feet Under Five feet under, he's got one foot in the grave Would…
Fleas My father used to say You sleep with dogs the next…
Food Sex & Ewe I'd rather have a bottle in front of me I'd rather…
Food Sex and Ewe I'd rather have a bottle in front of me I'd rather…
FoodSex and Ewe I'd rather have a bottle in front of me I'd rather…
Forming "There are no lyrics for this song 'cause you really…
Franco I never thought abouit the universe, it made me feel…
Franco Un-American - Live I never thought about the universe, it made me feel…
Franco Un_American I never thought abouit the universe, it made me feel…
Franco Un‐American Hate the game, not the player I never thought about the…
Freedom Lika Shopping Cart A Christian, an anarchist slash prostitute Figures out the t…
Freedom Like A Shopping Cart A Christian, an anarchist slash prostitute, figures out the …
Freedumb Don't even try to tell us What we can and cannot…
Fuck da Kids Fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck…
Fuck Day Six When I pissed a perfect rainbow And aced every drug screen I…
Fuck Euphemism I walked into the Eagle and someone called me cis I…
Fuck The Kids Fuck the kids Fuck the kids Fuck the kids Fuck, yeah, yeah …
Fuck The Kids II Fuck the kids! Fuck the kids! Fuck the kids!…
Fucking My Mom What the fuck are you doing? Don't you know right from…
Fun Things to F Fuck the front door fuck the back Fuck the good girls…
Gang Bang We don't care, Cause we're in a gang Parties that we go…
generation z I think that our kids will probably see The end of…
Germ free adolescents I know she's antiseptic her deodorant smells Nice I'd like t…
Get The Stink Out What I scream about, can't Get the stink out, catch It on…
Getting High on the Down Low I'm on the wagon now but she doesn't know I'm getting…
Gin & Juice With so much drama in the L-B-C It's kinda hard bein'…
Glass War Glass war, glass war, glass war, glass war, it's a…
Go To Work Wasted I'm overhung overslept ripe Disheveld perfectly Unkempt I li…
Go Your Own Way Lovin you isn't the right thing to do How can I…
Golden Boys Aimless, ain't got no where to go All my thoughts have…
Gone With the Heroined I got scars under my skin From Scarlett O'Heroin She cast a…
Gonoherpasyphilaids Sitting in a room waiting for some news Sitting in a…
GonoHerpaSyphlAids Sitting in a room waiting for some news Sitting in a…
Greatest Country in the World You'll probably get carjacked in South Africa And the women …
Green Corn Sometimes I think of all the places where I don't…
Grieve Soto Alright, uh I don't need a click I'm just gonna, uh I'm gonn…
Gutter Tarts I don't care about how many fucks I'll suck an ass…
Happy Break Up Song Hello dear there somthin' on my mind There somethin' betwee…
Happy Father's Day Fuck you Paul Burkette I'm glad that you are dead You weren'…
Happy Guy He's just a man getting through life the best he…
Hardcore 84 Albert took golf clubs to heads James shot twice and left…
Here Comes the Neighborhood I've got to get out of I've got to get out…
Herojuana Light the match burn the flower Leave behind all the wrong…
High Achievers Heroin has stigma like meth and crack cocaine Drug users are…
Hit It You tell me you don't like the taste Drugs and alcohol…
Hobophobic Hobo I'm hobophobic so what ah ah ah Scared of bums Not…
Hold It Back Life is just a bowl of worries Or is it just…
Hot Dog in a Hallway He'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double…
I You'd cover my face when you'd fuck me We were intimate…
I Am a Huge Fan of Bad Religion I am a huge fan of Bad Religion I even bought…
I Am an Alcoholic I liked going to school, I didn't want to fool around…
I Am Going to Hell for This One Jesus Christ will resurrect He's got his BMI royalty to col…
I am the One I'm a rat in a trap And I'm happy about that Because…
I Believe in Goddess They don't hates us, they just hate their lives And desperat…
I Believe in Goddess - Demo Version I don't believe in god, I believe in goddess I don't…
I Don't Like Me Anymore One morning I woke up Scratched my balls and eyes I looked…
I Don't Want Her Around Jenny, so many times I tried to get away But you…
I Don’t Understand This World I don't understand this world no more I don't understand thi…
I Fatty Only 12 years old and already so alone Left abandoned on…
I Gotta Pee Un-Traditional…
I Live in a Cake I live in a cake The one that I make Don't wanna…
I Love You More Than I Hate Me You'd cover my face when you'd fuck me We were intimate…
I Melvin Mascara hides the sleepless nights Years of abuse, the downs…
I Wanna Be An Acoholic Hi, my name is Mike, and I'm an alcoholic (Hi, Mike!) Wanna…
I Wanna Be an Alcoholic I wanna be an alcoholic I wanna be co-drug dependent Wanna b…
I Wanna Be Your Baby Open yourself let me inside Open your arms I have nowhere to…
I Want You to Want Me Jenny, so many times I tried to get away But you…
I'm a Transvest-lite I first heard Frank say He wanted to dress like Fay…
I'm Going To Hell For This One Jesus Christ will resurrect He's got his BMI royalty to coll…
I'm Going To Help For This One Jesus Christ will resurrect He's got his BMI royalty to col…
I'm So Sorry Tony I've never known a better writer or a better guy His…
I'm Suicide I was a target and easy mark I was the victim…
I'm Telling Tim You better watch out you better not cry You better put…
I'm The One I'm the one whose got a religion I'm the one I…
I've Become a Cliché You know how it is! I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm forty…
I've Got One Jealous Again Again I've got one Jealous Again, again I got one Killing Joke I…
ID One night, I fell asleep A man dressed in black…
Idiot Son of an Asshole He's not smart, a C student And that's after buying his…
Idiots Are Taking Over It's not the right time to be sober Now the idiots…
III on speed All we need, a little methanphetamens Three on speed, a litt…
ill all the white men Whoa yeah, whoa yeah kill all the white man Whoa yeah,…
Im Suicide I was a target and easy mark I was the victim…
Im Telling Tim You better watch out you better not cry You better put…
Instant Crassic I'm swimming in a sea of pee Hiking up a big…
Insulted By Germans Germans Love To Insult ME The country condescends We call it…
Intro El Hefe: Man I haven't slept in two days. I've been…
Intro / Glass War Glass war, glass war, glass war, glass war, it's a…
Intro/Glass War Ah, shit, time to go to work Oh, you again? Fuck…
Iron Man Am iron man! Has he lost his mind? Can he…
Irrationality of Rationality Frank the new CEO had to answer to the board The…
Is It Too Soon If Time Is Relative I don't feel like moving, I don't feel like talking I'm…
It Breathe, ever so soft We wouldn't want a break the…
It Ain't Lonely at the Bottom I look around, I look around me So many things to…
It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite I'll choose my own shit s…
It's My Job to Keep Punkrock Elite Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite I'll choose my own shit …
Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes Jamaica's alright, if you wanna get in the middle of…
Jaundiced Eye Black is beautiful, white is so pure Can you see a…
Jaw Knee Music Johnny has a problem Johnny is out of control He had a…
Jeff Wears Birkenstocks Don't want to chill, don't want to sit Don't want to…
Johnny Apple Seed Through word of mouth let it be know The man who…
Johnny Appleseed Through word of mouth let it be know The man who…
Johnny B. Goode Way down Louisiana, close to New Prleans Way back up in…
Juice Head Juice head. Juice head. Juice head. Juice head. Juic…
Just The Flu Looking back to the past, Predictions of the end Unseen ultr…
Kids of the K Hole Everybody needs some time away just stuck in the k-hole agai…
Kill All The White Man Whoa yeah, whoa yeah kill all the white man Whoa yeah,…
Kill Rock Stars "Kill the rockstars" how ironic, Kathleen You've been crowne…
Lager in the Dark [Repeat: x19] Lager in the dark…
Last Caress I've got something to say I killed your baby today and…
Last Night Was Really Fun Last night was really fun, that's what I heard from…
Lazy I wish I could go Off far away Where time moves too…
Leave It Alone Breathe, ever so soft We wouldn't want a break the…
Leaving Jesusland We call the heartland not very smartland, IQ's are very…
Les Champs Elysées Je m'baladais sur l'avenue le Coeur ouvert à l'inconnu J'ava…
Let I wanna be hugged by you by you I wanna be…
Life o ´riley I sit in my easy chair I've got so much time…
Life... Oh What a Drag Life... oh what a drag Why′s it always us left holding…
Linewleum Intellectual property never meant anything to me So I'm not …
Linoleum Possessions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy Well t…
live Excuses for our money Is that religion One more dollar for W…
Liza She's been around a couple years Tasted 31 flavors there's o…
Liza & Louise Liza's had enough of men, She says, she won't get burned…
Longest Line In the darkest tunnel it's nice to see a light Not…
Lori Meyers Lori Meyers used to live upstairs Our parents had been frien…
Louise She had to walk with a silicone cock Stinking in her…
Love Story Partly owned tuder house Wooden white picket fence Mother wa…
Love Stóry We were both young when I first saw you I close…
Lower I will never feel the ribbon break I will never taste…
Lunatic Does anyone know how loaded he was When he unloaded his…
lyrics Jamaica's alright, if you wanna get in the Middle of a…
Malachi Crunch Did you get that rush, that feeling, adrenalin Pumping throu…
Mattersville There's a place where some of us choose to live…
Mean People Sick People suck People suck Mean people suck People suck, they s…
Medio Core Medio-core it's not forsaken the music they're makin' Will …
Medio-Core Medio-core it's not forsaken the music they're makin' Will l…
Memories Lies, always the end oh, can't comprehend what, The daily…
Missing Child If you see my daughter Tell her to call home She′s only…
Mom's Rules Why can't I do what I want Why must I do…
Monosyllabic Girl I take her to the aquarium, she says shark I take…
Monsters There's no monsters in the closet that's what mother said Th…
Moron Brothers Talking about the Moron Bros' tattooed fingers, tattooed toe…
Mr. Jones My name is Mr. Jones I get inside your bones I know…
Murder the Government I wanna see the constitution burn Wanna watch the White Hous…
Murder the Government 1 I want to see the constitution burn Want to watch the…
My Bro Cancer-Vive Cancer I gotta spend the day at the record store 'Cause it's…
My Eneme Why do I have to be my saboteur? I'd rather be…
My Favorite Enemy Why do I have to be my saboteur? Why can't I…
My Friends You gotta have friends, that don't betray Friends that don't…
MY HEART IS QEARNING For you my heart was yearning And how I loved you…
My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite I'll choose my own shit s…
My Job To Keep PunkRock Elite Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite I'll choose my own shit …
My Name Is Bud They're always doin' fry Tryin' to get me high I felt the…
My Name's Bud They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt…
My Orphan Year My father had dementia He lied in bed for months Once in…
My Stepdad's a Cop and My Stepmom's a Domme They both wear uniforms they both have shiny boots they both…
My Sycophant Others Inconsequent, social infant, insolent, insignificant And you…
My Trois My Trois, my Three belonged to me 'Cuz she signed up…
My Vagina My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don't…
My Wife Has A New GF My wife has a new girlfriend And I'm not sure of…
Naja How many people have you met That touch you in a…
New Boobs Something is lacking, I'm not attracting My boobs are not as…
New Happy Birthday Song Happy birthday, you're not special. you're getting older, bu…
New Year's Revolution Forget about old acquaintance Instead we honor flagrance Thi…
No Fun In Fundamentalism There's no fun fun fun There's no fun fun fun…
No More Lies See it on the front page, the lies that are…
No Problems Sitting by yourself again so friends are near you got…
No Problems / Death Of A Friend Sitting by yourself again No friends are near You got a need…
No Way No class, no job I'm just a victim of society a…
NOFX Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy! DDT did a job on me …
Nofx Theme song We're professional punkers we come from the suburbs After 15…
NOFX- Kill all the white man Whoa yeah, whoa yeah kill all the white man Whoa yeah,…
Nothing but a Nightmare What's the point of living in your mindless life? What's th…
Nothing but a Nightmare (Sorta) What's the point of living in your mindless life? What's the…
Nowhere You can't believe things you see and read The Soviet threat …
Olive Me All of me, why not take all Can't you see I'm…
Olympia W.A [Originally by Rancid] Me and Lars down on 6th street He kn…
Olympia Wa Hangin' out with Lars down on 6th street he knew…
On My Mind Why can't I do what I want? Why must I do…
On the Rag It's that time of the month, Again, your bitching, Stop yell…
One Celled Creature Life on a mattress in a robe, In a room full…
One Million Coasters Coasters and Frisbees Fish lures for deep seas Mobiles for i…
One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville no sleep 'til Fuckneckville, it's kind of funny you may…
Outro Fat Mike: Thank you, we'll see you all at okie dogs!…
Oxy Moronic I've been called an oxymoron Because I question which drugs …
Parents Mom and dad, how'd you get so rad, when exactly…
Party Enema Hangin' out in long beach. A lil' party in the…
Pee Un-Traditional…
Perfect Government Even if it's easy to be free What's your definition of…
Perverted time is flying, and i dont have the strength get a…
Pharmacist's Daughter Give her a call for Demerol and Amal Nitrate I tell…
PHARMACIST´S DAUGHTER Give her a call for Demerol and Amal Nitrate I tell…
Philthy Phil Philanthropist There's something wrong with mass consumption Why do we want…
Philthy Phil Philantropist There's something wrong with mass consumption Why do we wan…
Piece You fight for peace, but where's the war what the…
Pimps And Hookers Give it up for working stiffs And those who sell their…
Please Play The Song On The Radio We wrote this song, it's not too short, it's not…
Please Stop F**king My Mom What the fuck are you doing Don't you know right from…
Pods And Gods Martian men are coming to Earth They're abducting all of the…
Posuer See a guy ??? ??? ???? ??? your dad ???? ???? ??? he's ju…
Posuer / My Name Is Bud They're always doin' fry Tryin' to get me high I felt the…
PRBOD Who's gonna be the first to OD at PRB? Who's it…
Professional Crastination Can't you see how easy it becomes? Procrastinate, we're prof…
Puke On Cops Look at me now full on the run I can't Stop…
Pump Up The Valium One time weekly rate twelve by twelve room Strapped down to…
Pump Up the Valuum My mind is wide asleep My conscience keep awake The promises…
Punk Guy Crazier than gg, yet more pc than ian Got colored teeth…
Punk Rock Passport We're NOFX, established in 1983 We  just filmed our first do…
Punk Song Am I supposed to do Things right? No! I don't have the…
Punkguy Crazier than GG, yet more PC than Ian Got colored…
Quart in Session It's funny how nothing seems much fun Anymore to me now…
Radio Never fell in love Until I fell in love with you Never…
Re-gaining Unconciousness First they put away the dealers, keep our kids safe…
Reagan Sucks Heard it first from Reagan Youth Dead Kennedy's and DI too w…
Reeko Reeko, try to understand, it really is that bad It won't…
Regaining unconciousness First they put away the dealers, keep our kids safe…
Release the Hostages Stop have a beer it's on me Anyone ever told you…
Remnants Wasting your life on the sidewalk, When you can be out…
Revival We made our own revival We waited thirty years It fitted for…
Re‐gaining Unconsciousness First they put away the dealers, keep our kids safe…
Ronnie Gonna send those welfare bombs right back to work Gonna star…
S & M Airlines I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I…
S&M Airlines I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I…
S/M Airlines I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I…
Safe Words Asparagus sacramento Kung fu sondheim You need a safe word …
San Francisco Fat Hollywood is a breeding ground for assholes Ego's get as big…
Scarlett O'Heroin I got scars under my skin From Scarlett O'Heroin She cast a…
Scavenger Type Giggin' alone at the Bottom of The Hill Our protagonist name…
Scream for Change hey mister, can you spare some change (why, why what…
Screamin For Change "Hey mister, can you spare some change?" "Why, why? What do…
Secret Society Know gods, know masters Know how to live with magnificent di…
See Her Pee She got lips like stereo With the bass and treble down She…
Seeing Double At The Triple Let's go! It's three o'clock at the Triple Rock Another rou…
Seeping Beauty This gun my father's intimidation A small man's erection i h…
Seing Double at The Triple Rock Let's go! It's three o'clock at the Triple Rock Another rou…
Separation of Church and Skate Lost in a sea of combat boots Flush the bouncers with…
SF Clits We are not the ones that are talked about We've fallen…
She Didn't Lose Her Baby So she cried alone for hours And she did lines off…
She Don't Wanna Go To Sleep Of course I think you're crazy But you never cease to…
She's Gone A blackened wick is what remains The flame was blown out…
She's Nubs It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on…
She´s Gone A blackened wick is what remains The flame was blown out…
Shitting Bricks Ah, never thought it could happen to me, But it…
Shortest Pier Put my eyes where i can see where the soul used to be i…
Shower Days In the morning I awake I feel my bladder about to…
Showerdays In the morning I awake I feel my bladder about to…
Shut Up Already "Affection not dissection, Meat is murder, Animals are for p…
Shutup Already "Affection not dissection, Meat is murder, Animals are for…
Sid and Nancy Just like the Kennedys killed Marilyn Monroe The Reagans had…
Six Pack Girl-Live Gonna find some girls tonight My Friday night has washed…
Six Pack Girls Gonna find some girls tonight My Friday night has washed…
Six Years On Dope I was a misanthrope on the end of a rope I…
Sloppy English I play pool 'cause I'm no fool I play pool 'cause…
Soul Doubt Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath…
Spaghetti Motel Welcome to the spaghetti motel Where it's ok to be a…
Stand By Me When the night has come And the land is dark, And the…
Stick In Eye When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As…
Stickin In My Eye/The Decline When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As…
Stickin' in My Eyes When I look around I only see out of one…
Stickin´ in my eye When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As…
Stoke Extinguisher Foreign tabs, powders and booze, How ludicrous with some muc…
Straight Edge I'm a person just like you But I've got better things…
Straight Outta Massachusetts I moved from Massachusetts 'cause I couldn't be controlled. …
Stranded She once told me not to listen, Find the answers, intuition,…
Stranger Than Fishin Got a no string guitar Got a sun beta head I'm a…
Stupid Canadians What gives you the right to tell others what to…
Suits and Ladders I got manicured fingers and toes I got 4 layers of…
Sylvia Plath Bake Sale Sylvia Plath did it With her head in the oven Cleopatra used…
Take Two Placebos and Call Me Lame Can't you see my soul worn on the record sleeve…
Talking 'Bout Yo Momma 1, 2, 3, 4 talking 'bout your mom Talking 'bout your…
Talking bout yo Talking bout your mom She's a whore bitch guttor slut Likes …
Talking Bout Yo' Mama Talking bout your mom She's a whore bitch guttor slut Like…
Talking bout yo' momma 1, 2, 3, 4 talking 'bout your mom Talking 'bout your…
Teenage Punching Bag grade school sociopath, teenage alcoholic, fraternity date r…
Tenderloin Realize you're dehumanized You criticize your existence It's…
Thalidomide Child Got no arms Got no legs Got no head not…
Thank God It's Monday I'm gonna tell you what I think I really like…
Thanks God It's Monday I'm gonna tell you what I really think I like…
The Black & White Emma appeared like an angel Emma fell like rain Into my la…
The Agony of Victory Come on underachievers Come on all you underpass believers W…
The Audition She smiled, leapt without looking And tumbled into the Seine…
The Bag Endless evenings of non-exist Are getting shorter, monotonou…
The Big Drag Before James died, he smiled and laughed 'Cause he was just…
The Black & White Emma appeared like an angel Emma fell like rain Into my lap,…
The Brews Friday night we'll be drinking manashevitz Going out to terr…
The Cause It isn't for the money, no it isn't for the…
The Death of John Smith I've got respect from the community, I've got my bridge game…
The Decline Where are all the stupid people from? And how did they…
The Desperation Trip down the stairs into hell Cathay de I miss your…
The Fastest Longest Line In the darkest tunnel, it's nice to see a light, Not…
The Idiot Son of an Asshole He's not smart, a C student And that's after buying his…
The Idiots Are Taking Over It's not the right time to be sober Now the idiots…
The Irrationality Of Rationality Frank the new CEO had to answer to the board The…
The Longest Line In the darkest tunnel it's nice to see a light Not…
The Malachi Crunch Did you get that rush, that feeling, adrenalin Pumping throu…
The Man I Killed As they tightly strap me in, give me lethal injection I've…
The Marxist Brothers We meet in underground parking lots And late night in coffee…
The Moron Brothers Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed to…
The Party Enema Hangin' out in long beach. A lil' party in the…
The Plan Call it libertarian cause we do as we please Don't need…
The Punk Song Am I supposed to do Things right? No! I don't have the…
The Quass There are no intelligible lyrics to this song.…
The Quitter Be a winner not a problem admitter un quit Better to…
The Separation Of Church Lost in a sea of combat boots, flush the bouncers…
The Separation Of Church & Skate [Father:] Hey Kids! [Kids:] Hey Dad! [Father:] What'da want …
The Separation Of Church And Skate Lost in a sea of combat boots Flush the bouncers with…
The Seperation of Church & Skate [Father:] Hey Kids! [Kids:] Hey Dad! [Father:] What'da want …
The Seperation of Church and.. Lost in a sea of combat boots, flush the bouncers…
The Shortest Pier Put my eyes Where I can see Where the soul Used to be I…
Theme A NOFX Album We're professional punkers we come from the suburbs After 1…
Theme From a NOFX Album We're professional punkers we come from the suburbs After 15…
There's No "Too Soon" If Time Is Relative I don't feel like movin' Don't feel like talkin' I'm feelin'…
There's No Fun in Fundamentalism There's no fun fun fun There's no fun fun fun…
There’s No “Too Soon” If Time Is Relative I don't feel like movin' Don't feel like talkin' I'm feelin'…
This Machine Is 4 Condescending keeps us gay In a denotative way Noses up an…
Three Against Me Loody nose, like people stub toes Got a fat lip every…
Three On Speed All we need, a little methanphetamens Three on speed, a lit…
Three Shits to the Wind Happy days are here again. I'm three shits to the…
Three String Guitar I got two arthritic legs I got five tuning pegs I′ve got…
Tim You better watch out you better not cry You better put…
Timmy The Turtle Timmy the Turtle you know him as Tim Timmy the Turtle…
Together in the Sand Together on the sand We walked hand in hand On the beachfr…
Together On The Sand Together on the sand We walked hand in hand On the beachfron…
Too Mixed Up We haven't lyrics of this song. Please, add these lyrics…
Total Bummer Go away sunny day All the horny people sitting in front…
Totally Fucked "There's no way that this song is gonna fit so…
Truck Stop Blues A truck stop in Kansas, nowhere to go Too many days…
Two On Glue Who huffed at the party? Me and you At the party, two…
U0 Im going to hell for this one Jesus Christ will resurrect He's got his BMI royalty to coll…
Uk Has Better Heroin The beer is better in Canada The people are better in…
Urban Campers This is our home out on the street We are the…
USA Holes It's like seeing a car crash from inside the car The…
Vanilla Sex Don't ever take away from me my pornography We obviously don…
Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian I, I don't want tofu I'd r…
Vincent Starry starry night paint your palette blue and gray look…
War on Errorism Commercial But wait: there′s more! But wait: there's still more! There′…
Warm One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't…
We Ain't Shit Tear that poster off the wall it takes up too…
We Called It America The leads are weak, the leads are weak, fucking leads…
We Don't Play Ska Anymore We don't play ska anymore We don't play ska anymore…
We Got Two Jealous Agains I thought you were the one when I heard Holidays…
We March to the Beat of Indifferent Drum With our ass in the air and our heads in…
We Threw Gasoline Brilliant! A word describing something dumb You create to de…
We Threw Gasoline on the Fire Brilliant, a word describing something dumb You create to de…
We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows Brilliant! A word describing something dumb You create to…
We Threw Gasoline On The Fire... Brilliant, a word describing something dumb You create to de…
We're Bros Bros, best friends forever We're bros, not just fair weather…
What There's something wrong With the kids in my neighborhood …
What Now Herb What now my love, now that you've left me How can…
What's the Matter With Kids Today There's something wrong With the kids in my neighborhood T…
What's the Matter With Parents Today Mom and dad, how'd you get so rad? When exactly did…
What's the Matter With Parents Today? Mom and dad, how'd you get so rad, when exactly…
What's The Matter With The Kids Today There's something wrong With the kids in my neighborhood …
What's Wrong with Parents Today Mom and Dad, how'd you get so rad, when exactly…
Whatever Didi Wants I wouldn't walk 500 miles when I could fly coach But…
Whats the Matter With Parents Today Mom and dad, how'd you get so rad? When exactly did…
Where's My Slice It's been a long time Now it's time to get your…
White Bread We're driving around coming to your town This is the fifth…
Whoa On The Whoas We never like to sing whoa whoa we Hate whoa we're…
Whoop's I OD'd Whoops I OD'd, shortness of breath, call ambulence, tell my…
Wolves in Wolves' Clothing We are Rome, Aztec Mexico Easter Island paradigm We are fo…
Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you,…
Wore out the Soles of My Party Boots - 2012 Version Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you 'Cause…
x It's funny how some fables became historic When the authors …
X-mas Has Been X'ed It's funny how some fables became historic When the authors…
You Are Bleeding You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing A…
You Drink You Drive You Spill I say don't drink and drive You might spill your drink Befor…
You drinkyou driveyou spill I say don't drink and drive You might spill your drink Bef…
You Put Your Chocolate in My Peanut Butter Hey you, you have too much hair And we don't like…
You Will Lose Faith Your only daughter's turning tricks cause she's jonesin' for…
You're Bleeding You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing A…
You're Wrong If you do believe in God, you're wrong You're wrong about…
Your Bleeding You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing A…
Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car Your hubcaps cost more than my car And your car…
Your Last Resort Did you think that because I was so depraved, I…
Youre Bleeding You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing A…
Zyclone B Bathhouse Zyclone B. Bathouse A super place for cleansing ethnically T…
Zyclone B Bathouse Zyclone be Bathouse a perfect place For cleansing ethnica…