Natalie Portman (Hebrew: נטלי פורטמן‎; born June 9, 1981) is an Academy Awa… Read Full Bio ↴Natalie Portman (Hebrew: נטלי פורטמן‎; born June 9, 1981) is an Academy Award winning Israeli-American actress. Portman began her career in the early 1990s, turning down the opportunity to become a child model in favor of acting. Her first role came in the 1994 independent film Leon: The Professional, however her breakout role did not come until she was cast as Padmé Amidala in the Star Wars prequel trilogy.[1]

SNL Rap
Natalie Portman Lyrics

We have lyrics for these tracks by Natalie Portman:

A Day in the Life of Natalie Portman Chris Parnell: We're sitting here today with film star Natal…
Blinded By Love Like a glass at the wall, I am so shattered Stuck…
EKG Drop to the bed, I thought I was dead, no I…
Firecracker I, yeah, I'm a firecracker (II) I, yeah, I’m a firecracker…
Gangsta Rap Chris Parnell: We're sitting here today with film star Natal…
Natalie Portman Rap We're here today with film star Natalie Portman Now, Natalie…
Natalie Portman's Rap We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman. …
Natalie Rap We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman. …
Natalie Raps We're here today with film star Natalie Portman Now, Natalie…

Natalie's Badass Rap We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman. …
Natalie's Portman rap We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman. …
Natalie's Rap We're here today with film star Natalie Portman Now, Natalie…
Private Girl I'm a private girl in a public world I'm a private…
Rap We're here today with film star Natalie Portman Now, Natalie…
Sweat and Tears Huh, huh come on now, boy Wanna see some sweat and…

Wrapped Up Hey, turn the light on 'Cause I've got no one to…

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Comments from YouTube:

OneTopic

3y↑5.2K

Natalie Portman was a huge inspiration to me growing up.
"I never said I was a role model" and yet, you still were for this guy. Cheers.

N.S. M.

3y↑27

One Topic! hi! I think it's funny that we have both watched this recently, and I just wanted to say that I really enjoy your content. you were one of the first people I've seen having positive videos about lgbtq+ people, and it really makes me happy.

цветок

3y↑9

@N.S. M. wow you copy pasted something, must feel cool being 14

Anthony Fuqua

3y↑7

I've always liked Natalie Portman. In some movies she looks great. I had a friend who said she can't look good because she's a Jew and speaks Hebrew. I say f that.

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Jonbutter

3y↑3.4K

The fact that Natalie was willing to do all of this within the first season of Digital Shorts, before the fame of Lazy Sunday and all of that really set in, is so epic imo

LucyLovettLestrange

2y↑35

Oh yes! Before the famed D— In The Box 😂

peteroh9

1y↑25

This was three months after Lazy Sunday.

Mister FPT

@peteroh9 2005 right ?

didybopintitys

1y↑1

@Mister FPT it says in the description 2006

killjoy cola

1y↑3

lazy sunday came out in 05, this came out a whole year later

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Kryptonite 365

4y↑7.5K

the rage in her voice is so satisfying

Chris Guion

3y↑134

I feel like the new version lacks the feeling of hyper-agressive rage and it just doesn't feel the same

Half Centaur

3y↑56

@Chris Guion because it's a parody of current rap, I guess

CJ

3y↑92

@Half Centaur Yeah, the newer one is supposed to have that lowkey, mellow dark Migos/Cardi B vibe. 2006 was a different hip hop era.

Brandon M Roe

3y↑4

1,000th like was all me, my life is complete

Add Bow If Girl

3y↑30

@Chris Guion
Also, this haircut here helped with the badass scrappy fighter image. Her hair being long in the second one really took a lot of the edge away from her.

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Peter Sarich

3y↑1.5K

I love how when she shoves Andy she goes farther than he does.

Grace Spelman

3y↑25

Lmao

lurategh

3y↑29

I've always loved that

noemie cansier

3y↑9.2K

I love that we never got an explanation as to why Andy was a Viking.

JS

3y↑288

Flava flav reference look it up

Anto theja

3y↑28

Omg so true XD

Luis Vazquez

3y↑39

JS ok, but where's the big ass clock then?

Kanu Tomer

3y↑191

He was getting ready to raid the capitol

zizinnnn

3y↑108

well now Natalie plays Thor so it all comes together

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Harley Quinn

3y↑845

I cant explain how much i love this.
If only female rage/complexity was accepted in art and media as much as this, not only in comedy. Love Natalie for being so aware and breaking boundaries purposefully

Justin Mix

2y↑11

🙄 You take life a bit seriously for someone who makes their avatar after a Marvel character. You probably take that way too seriously too. What a barrel of laughs you must be to hang out with

Harley Quinn

2y↑61

@Justin Mix never felt the touch of a woman

Hyperion2099

2y↑33

@Justin Mix harley quinn is a dc character

MKR

2y↑2

@Hyperion2099 both are probably owned by disney so who cares.

ASHER PIKE’S GOLDENMORAL STUDIOS

2y↑10

@MKR actually they aren’t, dc is WB

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Stewart Fletcher

5y↑14.8K

I love how seriously she does it. So committed.

Rustee

4y↑212

I mean she's an actor.

Seamus Burke

4y↑126

That's why the lady's a pro.

Johnathan johnathonson

4y↑51

That’s her job. She wouldn’t get paid if she did a bad job

Robert .Breedlove

4y↑228

@Johnathan johnathonson I mean yeah, but you also see good actors who treat SNL like a lark. People like Portman and Adam Driver go hard every time

Thomas Sutton

4y↑67

Robert .Breedlove Don’t forget Ryan Gosling. Papyrus is probably my favorite video.

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Ganesh Raj

3y↑920

I love how she still looks adorable while being so angry

Booqueefious

3y↑23

That's what makes her so adorable

NoraJake

3y↑163

Saw this live when I was 13 and it changed the entire course of my womanhood

curiousgeorge555

2y↑18

So I guess she is a role model

Mils V

2y↑7

😂 I was 15. Agreed

LaVar Ball

2y↑5

Can't blame you this hard asf

Zealant

29w

Fuck yeah!

Senbye

1y↑135

It’s been years and I still come back to this. Timeless ❤

Behemoth

Timeless indeed

jmaxg

4y↑3.1K

She is also fluent in Hebrew, knows five other languages, has produced two movies, has a helluva sense of humor and a degree from Harvard University. Guys? Step up your game.

Michael Zombies

4y↑184

Won an oscar and won the hearth of the chosen one.. 🤭

Todd zombie87

4y↑30

Or settle for less.

beeafuu

4y↑40

nah im good, gonna step off a roof

Toasted Joe

4y↑92

If you don't live in Israel, Morse Code is probably more useful than Hebrew.

D. McElroy

4y↑3

jmaxg what was her last good movie

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haley

2y↑123

The “when I was at Harvard I smoked weed every day…” actually slaps so hard, even still to this day.

Yuri Nakamura

6y↑5.6K

She goes harder than most rappers today; very explicit, aggressive, and raw.

glittery_cucumber

5y↑71

Because it's from 2006

Ms. R's Take_

5y↑3

Ha!

TheGreatPretender

5y↑28

Reminds me of underground rap

Based Battle Droid

5y↑40

Especially when you consider all of the mumble rap nowadays.

shamus jubenal

4y↑24

She’s a mix between Eminem and Eazy-E. The interview is a bit influenced by Eazy’s No More Questions jam.

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SourDoughBill

4y↑273

Still the best SNL digital short ever.

Hellz Basket

2y↑1

Mmm whatcha say?

LucyLovettLestrange

1y↑1

This and D*** In TheBox went down in history

Blue September

27w

I'm on a 🚢?

Jeff Brehove

3y↑3.4K

I'm terrified to imagine how Thor and Jane's break up went down.

Half Centaur

3y↑37

Well we're going to find out next year

Manikdreamer

3y↑1

@Jeff Brehove 😂

Capthor

😂😂

Alex Atlas

2y↑6

Now we know

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Okinawa Traveler

2y↑56

That's one committed actress to play the opposite of her image. Well thought out, and very well acted. Also, Andy is always incredibly good at singing melodies on rap songs. Like legit I-would-listen-to-that good.

Abbas Rizvi

3y↑132

I love Natalie so freaking much. She is the epitome of acting.

John Nelson

27w

And rapping

Jared Payment

1y↑30

Unironcally this song goes so hard. Loved how Natalie really gave it her all spitting those bars

Rodolfo Suarez BabyBearRudy

5y↑4K

This skit actually gets better with time

Kristina Mitchell

4y↑36

Like a fine wine. Seriously, you used to be able to find the unedited version online.

Taco Monster

4y↑5

I saw 999 likes so I had to make it 1K

derp

3y↑5

@Taco Monster yo I'm talkin to you from 3 weeks in the FUTURE. It's still getting better. WHAAAAAT

Taco Monster

3y↑2

@derp we will see who else comments from the future.

derp

@Taco Monster whaaaat.

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Willow Rosenberg

3y↑1.4K

Natalie:*swearing and destroying stuff*
Me: Ohmygawd she's so cute <3

Capthor

3y↑4

yes exjactly she is

The Sinister Conscience

3y↑4

So true

Stagelund

3y↑14.9K

Andy looks like he's ready to storm the capitol

Cornelius

3y↑269

And there it is...lol

Notsosupermario 74

3y↑126

You outta pocket lmao keep goin

King Compliment

3y↑415

Who knew the top comment would come 8 years later

d b

3y↑37

You win.
How TF is this even real?

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Morgan Taylor

3y↑21

This is my favorite bit they do. I hope they get her back and do another one haha

FLASH KID

2y↑2

She did another one 10yrs later. It's cool too.

Hedron

3y↑37

She is so totally into this haha LOVE it.

Jared Payment

2y↑6

Still the greatest rap ever. Natalie Portman is definitely one of my favorite people ever for doing this 🤣😭

alamian

4y↑2.6K

Natalie Portman was my favourite actress, and now she's also my favourite rapper

Nico C.

4y↑11

Easy...

Actually Natalie Portman

50w↑264

I really enjoyed doing the rap. It was a way to kind of show a different side of me than people have thought, and poke fun at myself a little bit. They just kept being like, "Be angrier, just angrier. Keep screaming. More anger." And, um, the direction was very surprising. I didn't know to expect that.

Bruce Olsen

50w

Your performance is a great reflection of how much you enjoyed it, too. It's so excellent.

Tame Impala

49w↑52

@Actually Natalie Portman Came here RIGHT after watching the GQ video to see this! I unironically listen to this song (and the sequel) all the time

Baryler

49w↑1

But so much bleeping... What the fuck is that about America!?! (loved you in Garden State, Natalie!)

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Lincoln 23

4y↑18

Another brilliant performance of her. The bloopers must be hilarious

Jon M.

3y↑70

I love this so much. @1:47 she pushes Andy "the Viking" all tough but she's so petit that she ends losing her balance and moves back.. 😂

FPS Dovah

27w↑1

This makes me love her even more 😭

LucyLovettLestrange

4y↑36

It's as if she's releasing all of the anger and rage that's been bottled up inside her! So angry and raw! Pretty good especially cause she naturally doesn't rap

thexbigxgreen

24w

The Lonely Island turned out the most iconic digital shorts of the 2000s. Nothing in the modern era of the show comes anywhere near touching the quality of their shorts. Absolute virtuosos at such a young age!

Arjun K S

5y↑5.9K

The fact that she is so tiny in this skit, makes this even more funny 😂

Jon M.

3y↑332

1:47 she pushes Andy "the Viking" all tough but she's so petit that she ends losing her balance and moves back.. 😂

Mr. Nimbus

3y↑42

She looks tiny princess from star wars.

Ray

3y↑38

@Mr. Nimbus she is the princess from star wars

B

3y↑4

Are you saying that cause she a girl

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mooble

3y↑34

i would do anything to have been in the audience experiencing this for the first time

Raelyn Pratley

41w↑2

She needs to release a real rap album. She’s so freaking amazing

profABC

3y↑27

natalie's reputation era is still unmatched

Scott Binnings

3y↑3

A classic. Natalie Portman is so talented. And Chris Parnell is always so fricken hilarious on everything he does. He was in the infamous "cowbell" sketch, 30 Rock as Dr. Spaceman, and is the voice of Jerry on Rick and Morty.

Maca494

39w

so iconic. our girl and role model Natalie really shocked us with this one, still a fave to this day

Liza Mohanty

10y↑1.2K

she is so small that it makes the rap eve more comic.. cant stop laughing.

Robyn Painter

2y↑5

I wish I could go back in time to the first time I heard this. Laughed so hard

Blue September

27w↑1

Yes still come back to it years later lol

geographically misplaced

3y↑31

Whenever I'm stressed I listen to this always calms me down

João Filipe da Cunha Alves

50w↑2

I love this freaking rap with Natalie. She is so damn good and beautiful with her short hair. 17 years after she is still one of the most gifted and beautiful actress.

Oliver Navarro

This is one of my favorito SNL sketches of all time ❤️

sunny Day

Always love to watch this from time to time. Now a part 2 is out..fun!!!

Blah Face

5y↑4.2K

She's so tiny when she throws her hands around I'm just 😂😂😂😂😂

chocmilkshake24

5y↑54

Blah Face right??? I never knew she was so tiny! ❤️ it’s like awww you so cute when u angry 🥰

T S

4y↑33

Trump is jealous of those hands.

Vikas B N

4y↑8

@T S Ah I see what you did there.

MEGHAN

4y↑13

She's so tiny. It's so freaking cute

Michael Herzlik

3y↑4

"Where is Padmé? Is she safe, is she alright?"

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RETROID MANIA

4y↑1

I remember watching this when I was 12 having to hold in my laughs cause everyone else was knocked out at home...didn’t do a great job lmao 😂 love that they did a sequel to this

Thamindu kavinda

3y↑8

She is so good. At every role.

TrueCrimeLover

No matter what this will always be one of my favorite SNL songs!!

stayce751

3y↑7

This never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Joseph Shmoe

1y↑3

the first time I saw this I fell over laughing and it still gets me

pgalle4

10y↑310

7 years later and this is still hilarious.

Elizabeth Wyss

6y↑16

pgalle4 11 years later and this is still hilarious

Devaa Narayanann V

4y↑2

12 years later and still fucking funny

Cody Thorne

2y↑13

15 long ass years and here we are

VolodyA! V Anarhist

2y↑1

Every day passes... and it gets better. I envy people in 22nd century.

Bring Positive Vibes

@VolodyA! V Anarhist fact

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오드리민 Audreymin

4y↑1

Love this rap so much and I listen it everyday❤️❤️❤️ Love Natalie Portman of course😎👍🏻🙏🏻🦋

Mdumiseni Njeza

I couldn't wait for Part 2 after the first time I saw this. Natalie nailed this....😂🤗👌👍

Happy Face

Her movements are KILLING ME. She put SO much energy into them 😂

Wendy Guity

4y↑47

Chris Parnell is so perfect as the interviewer. My goodness.

ℒ𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒾ℯ

1y↑2

After all of these years, 1:22 still makes me laugh

GoRilla Trucking

5y↑4.6K

The perfect woman doesn't exi....

كل شيء عن PlayStation

4y↑11

MiguellaGorilla
The Perfect Woman Does Not Exist.

Beverly Mendonca

4y↑31

Nope... doesn't exi-t without throwing a chair badass style in her interviewers face.
Correct answer

كل شيء عن PlayStation

4y↑8

Beverly Mendonca
Cringe.

Beverly Mendonca

4y↑6

@كل شيء عن PlayStation lol.. that's what I'm good at...Full marks!!

Beverly Mendonca

4y↑3

Wow sorry your channel name got messed up.. really sorry didn't mean it

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Sean Pulatie

I've probably watched this 100 times and it somehow gets better every time.

Gen Sanx

3y↑8

Natalie deserve a Emmy for this

K'Dadrian Blount

46w

One of my all time favorites 😂😄😂

Ample Lola

4y↑64

Natalie should have been a part of lonely island. She’s badass

Intello

1y↑3

To this day this always gets me 1:13 😂

Michael Scott

3y↑3.7K

I have such a crush on this version of Natalie Portman.

ryan

3y↑20

Yeah,Me tooooooooooooo

kacie

3y↑49

Micheal what about holly? 😠

Arthor81

3y↑43

The fact that it's Michael Scott saying this. LOL!

Govind

3y↑24

Time to unleash date mike

Dwight G. Halpert

3y↑25

Don't make me call Prison Mike

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imdragon

I discovered this rap couple of days back,,,Probably I watched more than 500 times so far...Her expression for “what you need Natalie” 🔥

Shrek Jet

4y↑45

so we are all quarantined and i still have to do presentations and I allways listen to this before to hype me up, and it never fails

Jesse Gillespie

I love this. Natalie is awesome.

Keith Valdez

One of the greatest segments ever. Right up there with D in a box and real housewives of disney.

Maksim Pilnikau

23w

Damn. She sounds so good, I'm just like listening to this like a legitimate song. And the part with the lyrics "while I laugh you die" is just Amazing.

Maksim Pilnikau

23w

And the beat is just sick

AVerySillySausage

5y↑9.3K

Damn that Pixie cut really worked for her.

Wince

5y↑113

No fuckin kidding sheesh

Mild Misanthrope

5y↑297

She was just growing out her hair after it was shaved for V for Vendetta, but it worked.

L1KECLOCKWORK

5y↑30

Bleek Chain “prime Portman” 😂

Dangshnizzle

5y↑169

Everything works for her

Yemi Adeshokan

5y↑48

It's like none of you watched V for Vendetta

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sammiemorris

3y↑165

"I'll make you pay for my dry cleaning" is the coldest bar ever dropped.

Tomas

3y↑1

Chris Parnell is great. He used to do his own raps on SNL that were really funny.

tarden132

She has potential to be an awesome rapper.

Sujith Samarathunga

4y↑126

It's so unhealthy the amount of times I watched this.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Femto Eclipse

One of Natalie’s best performances for sure. She is so dam cute too.

Knvkl

8y↑1.3K

most adorable rap ever

Ipshita Chakraborty

This never gets old.

Richard Clark

3y↑3

Timeless classic

Jack Charm

3y↑3

Unquestionably the best digital short. Also I’m pretty this version of Natalie would lead the storming of the capital, while this version of Andy would merely follow her out of fear for his life.

unknown person

2y↑3

This is…THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! Natalie is so awesome.

Cofka

3y↑3

She's so menacing, I adore her

Prateek Jain

6y↑271

1:47 just cant stop laughing on how she's thrown back to her own push

Ovation Services

😂😂😂

Max Groyp

3y↑19

wow, she always seems so sophisticated never expected her to do smth like this.
Really cool move tho

amanda claireon

1y↑1

lmfao everyday i find more ways to love natalie portman this woman is a priceless diamond

MAGA is DEAD

3y↑2

I could not possibly love her more

cpt. lounatic

44w

Her laugh at 1:22 is absolutely perfect

the ghostwriter

3y↑23

This is one of the greatest things that modern popular culture has ever produced

Em-Jay Taylor

6y↑24

I've watched this an unhealthy number of times over the years, yet I actually still laugh out loud everytme. Classic

Jake

3y↑1

This is honestly one of the key points of her legacy.

Angel Jones

39w

I know this song word for word. It's one of their best! It's hilarious!

nature airliner

This track is such a masterpiece. It should have been released as a single.

S. Hammack

3y↑3

This never gets old

dpf2122

3y↑10

So much humor from this era doesn't hold up, but this is a notable exception.

rome lenzi

6y↑516

Twelve years later and it's still one of the best things to come from SNL. And Natalie Portman really sells it! That evil laugh was chilling. Had to rewatch this before I watch her new one.
I have a question though. What is Durban? I know it's a city, but that's obviously not what the reference is here. I know yak is cocaine, but Google couldn't tell me what Durban is. (Yes, I'm a dweeb that had to Google drug references lol)

florence doucet

6y↑11

Well if you search the term yak and durban you get a few answers, one answer is that it is a strain of marijuana (durban poison), another is that it is a kind of beer.

Steven Gully

6y↑4

rome l Yak is slang for cognac, think Courvoisier.

Warlock Ape

6y↑6

Durban poison a dank sativa strain of marijuana

Lucian Stern

6y↑6

Damn, I heard "bourbon."

TDCroissant Woods

5y↑7

Durban is a South African city in Kwa Zulu Natal

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ismail arslan

i cannot express enough how much i love this.

niteshmurti

this never gets old

Nathanielgins

Still the most amazing video SNL ever made. I love you Natalie!

Deepak Mistry

52w↑2

Never gets old !! And yeah we love you natalie.😉

Natalie Portman & Star Wars Fan

49w

🥰😍💕

Sjmply may

2y↑3

I love how Natalie sits furiously and with that rage voice. satisfying like a sexy dangerous female villain 🥰

sniffthecactus duh

8y↑3.6K

The only reason I would want to become famous: to get to do these things

NecroDagger

8y↑2

LOLL

Space Monkey

8y↑64

try from another end))) get to do those things and become famous)))

SenseiPogU

7y↑3

@Gibbon Gorillovich mind blown

Fridaber

7y↑11

Just become a youtuber ;)

playaaaLV

6y↑2

sniffthecactus duh what things? Like making stupid rapping, get millions of views out of nothing and that sort of bullshit? Nah, I guess ain’t something for me to understand...

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