New Moscow started in the spring of 2005, and is the solo project of Swedis… Read Full Bio ↴New Moscow started in the spring of 2005, and is the solo project of Swedish guitar impresario, songwriter and all around musical busy-body, David Fransson. David is also the guitarist for Division of Laura Lee. The acoustic version of his song "Slow Down" was featured on Grey's Anatomy in the episode titled "What Have I Done to Deserve This?" in Season two.

Fake ID
New Moscow Lyrics

We have lyrics for 'Fake ID' by these artists:

Academic Bring your fake ID with you tonight And we'll dance If you…
Barlow The St. Louisa school girl Corona on her breath Push up ammu…
big rich Hey, I've been driving all over the town On my cellphone…
Big & Rich and gretchen Wilson Hey, I've been driving all over the town On my cellphone…
Big & Rich feat. Gretchen Wilson Hey, I've been driving all over the town On my cellphone…
Dwarves She's always there, always there, every time I hang around …
Gretchen Wilson Hey, I've been driving all over the town On my cellphone…
Kah-Lo Three, six, nine, girls wanna drink wine Tell the man not…
Keep Off The Grass Making up names for us all So we can buy alcohol So…

Macklemore When I was 17 I was staying in NYC And my…
Max McGreal I get you tryna know me, but I can't do…
Rat boy I tried getting past the bouncer, but I couldn't get…
Riton Three, six, nine, girls wanna drink wine Tell the man not…
Riton feat. Kah-Lo Three, six, nine Girls wanna drink wine Tell the man not to…
Riton ft Kah-Lo Three, six, nine, girls wanna drink wine Tell the man not…
Spyres Wake up In my bed last nights makeup ---- like a rainbow Its…
The Academic Bring your fake ID with you tonight And we'll dance If you…
The Go! Team Who's to know if your soul will fade at all The…
Ultimate Fakebook It used to be all I ever wanted It used to…
Une Verse 1) Saw you at the party last week Wasn't lurking…
Victoria Glass I've never been a socialite But I wanted a social life,…

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Slow Down I've got no questions for you There's no answers to be…

You'll Be Alright When you speak your heart of anger When you breath cause…

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@forzajuve4935

1y↑5

(In Denmark) I was once rejected from a bar after the bouncer asked me for ID. I showed him my drivers licence and my passpork, he told me I had no proof that it was me, I then showed him my student ID, my health insurance certificate and even a credit card that matched my name.
He said it was all fake and that I looked like a polish refugee.
I responded "so I'm a polish refugee, with a danish name, that speaks danish, lives and studies in Denmark?"
Then he pushed me down a flight of stairs where I hit 8-10 other people. He then came down the stairs to put me in an armbar and punch me in the stomach.

I was nothing but civil and showed absolutely no aggression.

Ive also gone out from a bar to smoke a cigarette, and then not being allowed back inside for no reason what so ever. Wouldnt give me an explanation - and my coat, wallet and phone was inside the bar, which I was not allowed to collect either.

So many bouncers are legit powerhungry psychopaths.

All comments from YouTube:

@TheSublimeLifestyle

2y↑6.7K

I love how everyone collectively agreed that these people are absolutely insane and egomaniacal.

@henriquedias3431

2y↑108

HAve you seen the bartender version of this video? same thing

@maxbenning

every one of these people sound like complete assholes lmao

@zebra7462

2y↑221

Lmao yes they think they are so above everyone else but they're just bouncers lmao chill out.

@101germanguy

I did bouncing before in my younger days. I was no were near the arrogance of them in the video. One night I was in the bar on my day off. The bouncer there was being kinda a dick newer guy. Long story short dude came back with his homies and he barely made it out alive. Cause I call pd the dude look to be in a gang and when I heard say that I kinda had a feeling he wasn't kidding. I never had no major issues tho just the kids trying to get in with a fake ID. Being a dick is never a good thing cause you never know who or what someone capable of.

@weskokaa1632

2y↑152

@@zebra7462 Go be a bouncer and tell me how easy it is. I’ve been bouncing for 5 years and we’re essentially glorified babysitters for inebriated adults. There wasn’t a single thing in this video that they were wrong about. People think we just stand and look at IDs but at the end of the day we’re responsible for everyone in the club and if they get too drunk or cause an issue, that’s on us to deal with. We’re not therapists, we’re not there to be your friend, we’re there to make sure you and everyone else is safe and you bothering us and taking focus away from that isn’t helping anybody out

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@kinghazy625

5y↑10.9K

If the bar DOESN'T have a dress code why does security think it's their job to make one

@allisoncastle

5y↑308

King hazy yessss. They like have too much power haha

@zigmundo

5y↑527

To make their job easier, they have a general idea of what demographic they want in the bar, which avoids fights or people being too messy

@Ottoblack33

5y↑9

King hazy true 👍🏼

@wafflezyup5089

5y↑372

Jalkie oh yeah if I don’t fw dress shoes I’m definitely gonna go in there and suplex the first person I see

@lachlanfarah5180

5y↑37

@@wafflezyup5089 you're not capable of suplexing anyone dude you would probably get knocked over by a brisk breeze. sit down

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@anthonymulcahy1166

2y↑2.8K

Always thought that bouncers had attitude problems. After watching this I realize that I wasn't wrong

@ccshumshum8104

you'd get pissed too if you had to deal with shitfaced degenerates trying to convince you to stay within the establishment you are working for in which they had just defacated or urinated themselves, or urinated or vomitted in which. evidently someone who cannot tell right from wrong

@nikoandroman

1y↑61

I once was in a bar in Paris with my sister and my cousin and she went out quickly for a smoke while I stayed inside. Obviously she wasn’t going to smoke inside, then I got this text from her saying the bouncer wouldn’t let her back in, I went to the bouncer and started trying to tell him to let her back in, sure I got a little persistent but I was nice throughout it all and was never condensing in any sort of way, I even talked to him before while waiting to go to the bathroom and till that point I thought he was a nice dude, but then after trying to let my sister back inside because obviously I wasn’t going to let her stay outside, this dude suddenly snaps, grabs me by my neck and pins me to the wall and started cursing at me in french! This 6’5 buffy fat black dude had me against a wall. I was just so shocked that he did that and obviously didn’t put up a fight he would’ve shredded me, I just left and went to another bar. This just shows the level of respect they have towards other people, especially towards tourists. Bouncers in Paris are the absolute worst, not only that guy I had another experience with another one, their ego is all the way to the top to the Burj Khalifa. And yes, trust me, I don’t feel entitled as a tourist, but I do expect respect everywhere I go just as I show respect towards others, I had great experiences with bouncers in Madrid, Rome, etc, but Paris is just the absolute worst cesspool of bad and disrespectful bouncers. In conclusion, f!ck bouncers in general

@AM-ry8is

1y↑1

@moribell1083

1y↑5

That's the temperament that gets them paid partner, can't blame them too much.

@sixwacks

1y↑3

Somebody needs to reinforce masculine power in society. Alot of crymments

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@baca145

2y↑1.6K

Its completely understandable if they wanna keep smelly people, drunk people, rude people out, but when it comes to a point where their judging your style and what your wearing, thats when it stops making sense.

@driedpancake

Keep drunk people out so they'll buy their shitty overpriced drinks.

@matejnovosad9152

It is their job to bring in hot chicks and guys with lots of money. That is how the bars make money. Sorry that you have to hear it this way, but if you are a poor ugly guy, you are not getting in even if you are behaving very well

@iwogoryca2684

1y↑66

bouncers don't make up the dress code dummy, the owners/managers do

@theadventureinsider

1y↑18

They work for strict clubs/bars

@Threemore650

1y↑5

Have you seen how some people dress?

Standards may not be theirs, but order of owner.

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@nutterkid200

5y↑8.4K

Why do bouncers act like their guarding the chamber of secrets. Like mate, you stand at a door for a club and look a id’s

@charlieswan322

5y↑327

craig199 fucking oath 😂 I’ve come up against some who think they’re fucking Gods gift

@BIGNEM

5y↑326

Or maybe they risk their lives to protect you and the club while they get through school, support their kids, advance in their career? (like 90% of bouncers) 🧐🧐

@nutterkid200

5y↑291

#NEMSWORLD I’m not denying that, but it’s more the arrogance of a lot of bouncers taking there job too seriously

@AlexxTheAug

5y↑257

@@BIGNEM You can't seriously be making up random statistics and expect people to believe them right?

@jordansilver4629

5y↑19

Roast Lord Good thing it’s not random statistics. Bouncing helped me make some extra cash while I was in college.

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@USDAselect

5y↑11.5K

After watching this I just realized something... not everyone needs to be given a voice.

@gabrielkok9208

5y↑177

So true lol

@sourgreendolly7685

5y↑578

Seriously why was this made? Nothing interesting was said at all.

@kurmislabais274

5y↑99

This is exactly why everyone should be given a voice.

@FYAHWEHL

5y↑153

Everyone needs a voice, that’s why Americans have free-speech. It works in your favor too, idiots will just make themselves look stupid. So nothing to worry about.

@redsampler2017

5y↑90

at least not her annoying voice..

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@technovikingsnephew8833

2y↑1.4K

Finally, a bouncer that says no to sneakers. I can drink in peace knowing I won’t get dunked on

@thapelomooi3169

1y↑2

😂

@bordeauxbobby

1y↑1

MJ FADED WAY

@Andrew-kx1sq

1y↑29

this dude wants everyone in dress shoes and heels wtf

@Brando-wc8fz

1y↑5

@@Andrew-kx1sq Dress like a grown up once in a while

@tramarthomas6105

1y↑28

@@Brando-wc8fz the majority of people wear sneakers, you sound like a child or robot saying that heels and dress shoes is 'grown up.' it really depends on the environment though

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@markgoss9150

2y↑185

I was a doorman in the UK, I used manners, respect and customer service, I was never once assaulted or abused. I even fell out with other doorman as they didn’t like my approach,

@halfdayofthejackal9372

2y↑20

Best thing for you mate, if thugs don't rate you, you're doing something right

@markgoss9150

2y↑11

@@halfdayofthejackal9372 I live in the city part of where I’m from too so I’d see people around who I’ve had to deal with before so I built a good reputation where customers would even say hello and wave at me in the street 🤣

@Eliath1984

1y↑7

in the security world that's what they call a "Cooler" honestly one of the best kind of bouncers in my opinion... Less fights.. everyone generally has a better time because there's not this aggressive presence lurking in the corner.. my best friend was my co security and he was the more aggressive type so we ran the place with an approach I handled 99% of the interaction and 1st contact unless a fight physically broke out he just sat at the door and checked IDs.. very rarely with that kind of a combo does the more aggressive bouncer have to come out of his corner.. and while I was a cooler myself I never ran into a situation(unless it was multiple guys I was trying to coral) that I couldn't handle it solo.. Just talking and mutual respect definitely ended most conflict.

@15dariusklijster33

38w

This is the exact same thing I do and have experienced.

@NazriB

19w

Lies again? Zouk Out USD SGD

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@JackSmithson97

5y↑7K

You should make a video called: How bouncers should treat customers

@derekbaxter24

5y↑65

Um, that was covered in Road House

@frederiks.6623

5y↑21

Yeeeeesss👏👏👏. So fucking true .

@F38U

5y↑210

@@honeybadger1755 so scary, sounds pretty gay

@honeybadger1755

5y↑10

Corvo's Ignorant Videos yeah you do

@lateshrohit4983

5y↑29

@@robbiepollock7443 bouncing is far form minimum wage...

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@linkprettyass3707

5y↑6.1K

"Don't think the bouncer is an idiot, he's probably more intelligent than you"
I know that ain't you tho bro..

@thatslucko8548

5y↑486

It's that sort of arrogance that makes them so intolerable.

@barrylamming

5y↑47

@@thatslucko8548 only people who call bouncers arrogant are people who break rules... 90% of the people just obey the rules and never have issues... then there is the 10% u fall into who throw a temper tantrum cuz u dont get ur way lol

@barrylamming

5y↑4

@American Nationalist make more then u do i promise :)

@timheisler7797

5y↑1

thank you lmao

@anthonyknighton5767

4y↑91

Yeah, that’s pretty infuriating. “Probably more intelligent than you”... that’s definitely coming from someone with a huge chip on their shoulder.

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@biscaynesupercars

2y↑244

I always thought bouncers thought they were waaay more important than they really are and this segment has proven me right

@blake5619

2y↑55

I was designated driver and not drinking one night at the valley (club central in Australia) and walked past a bouncer and he makes a remark how I can’t walk straight and have been over the shop all night, too which I reply “mate I’m sober”… haven’t seen a bouncer look so stupid in my life. Unfortunately all these people reminded me of him.

@Jam-iv6xz

1y↑3

Happened to me, wasn't let in tho because he thought I was drunk af. I only had 1 pint... Lmao

@Medieva1

3y↑6.3K

“why are you wearing sunglasses at night”
why are you wearing a beanie indoors

@irrationalculture7439

3y↑83

I wear my sunglasses at night because I’m Corey Hart.

@jerikhendrickson

3y↑92

Same reason she's wearing a coat: Bouncers stand in doorways. It was probably cold out.

@mattyice2099

3y↑9

Gottem

@aarongrisham5555

3y↑26

That's nowhere near compared

@bulletprooftiger1879

3y↑19

Because it's cold

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@mustykingvids

5y↑6.2K

Yes. Because wearing sneakers changes your social interactions.

@AquaMarino

5y↑40

Yes, its cultural.

@Stefan-st

5y↑151

You should see me in this moment, sitting here in my suit at work and lit addidas sneaker on.

@TrackHeadStudios

5y↑64

Horse and Pony show in those places.
I want no part of it. Fuck them snobby MoFo’s.

@certifiedsecurityguard3473

5y↑67

We all know who their trying to keep out of their bars😁

@obi-wankenobi5416

5y↑4

Omega Strange nah we don't care to enlighten me?

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@Lucifer_Summons

2y↑123

If you ever get denied at a bar by a glorified doorman DO NOT ARGUE just walk away. It drives them insane that you don't argue back at them and don't get upset walking away totally takes away the fun of making people as miserable as they are. I've often got denied for absolutely nothing (I'm really a quiet person tbh I barely even speak) in a group as they love picking one person in a group to not let in, if your friends walk in without you they're not your friends and you're better off getting some that'll stick with you. If the bouncers give a bad vibe outside its a warning of bad vibes inside as well. Bouncers are literally the number one reason I drink at home instead of out at bars/clubs I wouldn't disrespect myself giving bars that enable them money!

@ruffianrocco8791

1y↑2

I do event security and occasionally nightclub doors it would be wonderful if people would just accept that they are not getting in tonight or get kicked out. Just walk away and save us both some time I really dont wanna keep repeating myself to someone all night

@Lucifer_Summons

@@ruffianrocco8791 I was talking about bouncers that single someone out for nothing (Ireland has a massive problem with it). When people are rowdy and won't leave it's just embarrassing lmao. I understand why there is security but some bouncers are just not fit for the job, after all you're going out for a fun night not to contemplate if a bouncer is going to power trip on you. If a business can't respect its customers with competent and decent security then I want absolutely no part of it.

@xWingzTV

50w↑1

@@ruffianrocco8791but why?? Like what’s the reason? It’s a lot easier to accept if you know the reason…

@winterwulf1995

@@ruffianrocco8791it would be wonderful if I could enjoy a night out without having to deal with roided up thugs looking for a scrap

@pedrojioia

1y↑153

I am brazilian, and one of the biggest culture shocks in Europe were that bouncers deny entrance to people on clubs for no reason. Here in Brazil they will only deny you for a lack of ID, or maybe if you are violating the dress code(which we rarely have).

In Europe I learnt pretty quickly that I would be sometimes denied if I am alone, so I would have to call my friends out so they let me in.

@deathrager2404

one of the reasons i never went clubbing. not only a wasteof time and money, but a waste of your life. people theredont like you, they only want you to spend. be it the club, be it the broads. it doesnt matter. its all garbage.

@thibautmodrzyk6215

1y↑7

It does really depend on the club though. I always go to parties with a ticket and they basically can't deny entrance, except if you're pissed af.

@nikoandroman

I’m Mexican and I once got denied at a so called “Latino music club” called Medellin in Paris. Apparently that night they were only letting Parisian people inside… like bro what?? How could you have a latino club with only Parisian people inside?? Bet they don’t even know the lyrics to half the songs…
Sh!tt!est club ever. Paris has probably one of the worst nightlife in Europe and has probably the worst bouncers you’ll ever find around the world.

@martimcunharocha2949

1y↑8

But yes in general there are a lot of different reasons you might not get in, here in Europe. I must have been the only person not shocked at the sneakers rule, thats very common for a lot of bars here. Also unironed shirts, jeans, cargo, shorts, some places even recquire women to wear heals and men to wear belts. I've also seen people being rejected for lgbt-looking outfits in places that arent specifically lgbt-frindly, and the more common situations like being alone, being a dude, especially if you're not conventionally hot, and being too old for the club's target audience.

@deathrager2404

@@martimcunharocha2949 they ll let women in easily because thats how they make money. they know men will buy women drinks. lol as a man, how the hell are you still clubbing? you re being a cashcow for these mfs.

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@taurusnyy

5y↑2K

Most bouncers think they are fbi level Cia security clearance, dude just relax and stop thinking it's your place you are just an employee.

@polaroidandroidjeff6383

5y↑25

In most places it's the managers not the bouncers that are the problem, bouncers mostly just follow the managers orders

@mdlouie

5y↑33

They should treat work the way you probably do? No thanks, I'll take someone who actually takes their role seriously. Have you stopped to consider how quickly things escalate with drunk people? Or the fact that if they fuck up and something happens, losing their job is easily the best case scenario?

@dyinhope6840

5y↑10

what's funny is they act like that but most can't even tell a fake ID

@honeybadger1755

5y↑18

Yeah, you’ll feel different when someone pulls a gun, or a knife, or a broken bottle, or any kind of self defense tool and starts fucking you up and you’ll be looking for someone to save you, and guess who’s gonna come running? The big guys with the black on that you think should “relax” we wouldn’t have to relax if people could learn to act right/ fuckinh defend themselves

@alexajh4957

5y↑3

Bro facts

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@jacksonzheng3103

3y↑2.7K

"Don't think the bouncer is an idiot, he's more intelligent than you" - mate, you should be a comedian, certainly pays more than your current job

@joshuapool5048

3y↑75

Chill bro, murder is illegal

@MercifulServant78680

3y↑15

Why do you think Drunks are smarter than a sober bouncer?

@michaelmontalvo1976

So should you

@benberk8541

2y↑4

Bouncers end up making a lot of money to be honest. I always did concert security because the clubs seemed boring but then I realized the bouncers are making like 90k a year

@dominickjustave3558

2y↑22

@@benberk8541 bs they are making that 99% are min wage

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@c.m.9369

2y↑41

Wow…
Really great attitude towards your customers.
The thing is, there is this clichee of bounders talking down to you and thinking they are above you because they are in a situation of power and authority, and I‘d always think that‘s just a picture movies and TV shows give us…
But damn, some of these guys really try to play into that stereotype!

@timmy101231

1y↑7

I work in nightclubs. It’s all a power trip, cause when it’s time to break up a real fight only 2 guards will step in out of 20.

@JAHRONMON

5y↑6.7K

The sneaker policy is just absurd.

@Justin.Martyr

5y↑82

I wear White, Running Shoes!!!!
Are they aka Sneakers???? I Really don't know the word sneakers!!!!

@gekkegerrit5245

5y↑14

I agree

@oggie_champ2636

5y↑7

@J P is that a joke?

@luisrosales9349

5y↑68

That includes my cactus jacks?

@triadsfinest

5y↑60

so is the sweatpants one

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@askezgiify

5y↑4.7K

Best tip: Dont go to bars with bouncers.

@berempamuk123

4y↑83

And what bar/nightclub doesnt have bouncer or some sort of security?

@321cast6

4y↑44

parties around here are ruined because of law requiring security, nobody fights here so theyre useless or wants to party coz of some creepy guys staring at everything they do acting like youre nazi for ordering a beer

@berempamuk123

4y↑32

@@321cast6 in my country and city every nightclub/bar has bouncer/security, they are all chill tho i know like 90% of them they only dont allow underage kids to enter and thats it, of course prevent fight and shit but most of night they just sit and talk with guests, once i played with one guy red gloves/slap game

@philmcrackin9573

4y↑6

Truest statement. If they have to be there, it's probably full of substandards

@Louis-qo7tf

4y↑13

a lot of pubs don't have bouncers

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@adamlegros1180

40w↑5

Lmao no club or bar has ever refused me for wearing Jordans lmao

@forzajuve4935

1y↑5

@stephmaccormick3195

5y↑7.2K

"I always wanted to be a cop, but they won't let me!"
— Every bouncer ever.

@sdqsdq6274

5y↑38

lol cops are pussies , draws a badge when in trouble , protected by law , bouncers on the hands , two different worlds .....

@alejandrodiaz3754

5y↑56

Why so triggered?

@RazorSkinned86

5y↑72

Lol. Not really. Bouncers can't have the mentality of American police officers or rent-a-cops. American police are trained to escalate and aggressively assert authority "until people comply". Most bouncers get their start after a club or bar owner runs into them on the street, sees how they hold themselves and interact with hostile people, and offers them a job pending they can qualify for their guard-card. I'm not joking. A bouncers job is to not get pushed around, not allow people to get pushed around, but also to stay fk'n calm and descalate even when people are intoxicated irrational confrontational assholes.

@cloudsongon728

5y↑27

Lmao, a bouncer definitely gave you a smack in the mouth huh?

@stephmaccormick3195

5y↑7

@@cloudsongon728 Lmao, nope. Huh.

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@creeker124

3y↑3.2K

A guy I knew was a bouncer and even HE admitted they're mostly assholes and the smaller you are, the more aggressive they'll likely be. The bigger someone is, the more chance you'll see bouncers use reason and manners to calm someone down.

@IHXnumber1

3y↑148

Because they know they will have their asses wooped. People pick their battles to some extent.

@ilovebittingrumps181

2y↑34

@@IHXnumber1 Exactly, the aggression is there is because the smaller you are, the more confident people are to pick on you. Not something to do with that bullshit op just said

@IHXnumber1

2y↑17

@@ilovebittingrumps181 Yeah. If you’re small or “small”. You can make up with personality. It can make you look bigger. But don’t over do it. Only fight when you have no other choice.

@ilovebittingrumps181

2y↑1

@@IHXnumber1 that's I'm trying to say, the actions are all relative to the current situation. Although there are some dickheads out there that get carried away.

@IHXnumber1

2y↑2

@@ilovebittingrumps181 Plenty. But in the end I think it’s your ability to fight and not your size. Only problem is later third parties getting involved. Best to stay away from the bs. So it’s not just a “small” problem.

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@taywoodz

2y↑25

Can genuinely say I've never had a SINGLE positive interaction with a bouncer

@The__Shaman

2y↑6

Tell me you're insecure without telling me you're insecure

@PimpDaddyJere

5y↑2.5K

Maybe they should focus more on oh idk.... Security? Rather than not letting people in because of sweat pants and sneakers

@kylethekidable

4y↑74

It's part of the job, owners have dress codes and expect clientele to be dressed reasonably to the owners standards. We just enforce the rules, if I let you slide wearing something you shouldn't then someone inside, likely the owner/manager will see you and demand you get tossed anyways.

@Hailz12211

4y↑11

Its also can be a safety issue. Ive seen guys try get in with sandals or open toe shoes and be stopped at the door.

@donjon123

3y↑91

@@Hailz12211 sneakers are not sandals, what are you trying to serve the conversation to.

@tvbnine793

3y↑36

I mean I get sweatpants but fucking hell I wanna wear my sneakers at the bar because God forbid somebody attacks me I can run away

@cindyflorencio8953

3y↑1

I mean someone dress like that (sweatpants/sneakers), it looks like you could have hidden drugs or guns.

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@benborg3853

3y↑3.8K

“We get paid to baby sit you.” She’s acting like she’s gonna come in and feed me my beer from a baby bottle

@Subhasis44597

3y↑18

These door people will only back down when a gun is shoved in their face.

@PirateCat822

3y↑9

@@Subhasis44597 or when a bigger gun is shown to them

@Subhasis44597

3y↑1

@@PirateCat822 Exactly.

@rikkatheconure2395

3y↑10

@@Subhasis44597 why do you keep commenting this everywhere? Not throwing salt.. just want to know if you know a bouncer that’s not just a heavy overpaid pansy

@rikkatheconure2395

3y↑6

@Nuke em' you got me. I want to check ID’s outside a bar but I’ll never make it that far in life :(

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@jackcullinan2838

2y↑9

I have never in my entire career of security not let someone in a bar because they had sneakers on

@trustworthy_fishYT

2y↑2

Bless you my man

@emmetrobert4425

It's NYC, a lot of clubs have dress codes to keep the vibe upscale. Look at all those photos of Mob hits in clubs, no self respecting gangster dies without his shoes polished!

@fish_and-chips

1y↑3

You gotta just sneak past them, pay a homeless guy to scream at the bartender, then, during the scuffle just sneak on by.

@Brootahlizer

5y↑779

The bouncer who was sitting down need to be humbled - his ego is at a 10, needs to be at a 2.

@imluvinyourmum

5y↑6

Leave The Situation alone

@elkonazo

4y↑5

The situation 😂😂😂😂😂

@elkonazo

4y↑23

Yeah,he thinks he's sooooo smart

@sameedstien6118

3y↑32

mah man just stands at a door and thinks he's important.

@pripyat.sadboi8092

3y↑14

yeah with that sneaker problem

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@rogierdikkes

5y↑3.3K

Bouncer: "That movement you make, yeah don't do that"
Me: "What, breathing?"
Bouncer: "Sorry, we just closed!"

@Subhasis44597

3y↑1

@@RedemptioINN Only want them to stay out of my face.

@jaidenarias5912

Do you want to talk/learn about God and Jesus? God and Jesus both love you and can help you with whatever you may be going through! 🙏🏽

@magyaripaul-stefan1830

36w↑1

"Why are you wearing sunglasses at night"
So you cant look in my eyes and see that I'm fucked up on at least 3 different chemicals

@user-ft5ux3fb3b

2y↑3

I am autistic. They've named so many reasons why they don't like me for being me.

@towtruckdmc12

5y↑1.3K

This was the least informative video VICE has ever done.

@TheOriginalDJMoses

4y↑17

98% of Vice videos are garbage

@suqmaddiqq

3y↑15

The idea and objective was good but these bouncers were not ones for informative advice in all honesty. I don't entirely blame VICE for the clear lack of professionalism among these bouncers.

@donjon123

3y↑2

vice has just evolved into a shittier version of buzzfeed, and buzzfeed was shitty to begin with.

@frostbd

5y↑4.8K

Thanks for protecting us from the sneakers 🙏🏾

@obi-wankenobi5416

5y↑133

I honestly don't know what I would do without these guys. They're like gods or something

@SmellyUnfortunate007

3y↑2

@@obi-wankenobi5416 Where's Anakin? Is he safe?

@LK-zd2mc

Haha 😂🤣

@sock1050

3y↑76

And sweatpants. My god those vicious sweatpants

@f.o6209

3y↑82

serious question. you cant wear sneakers to clubs and bars in the US? like just normal Nike or adidas Sneakers? because thats perfectly normal in Europe

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@cristianrosas5433

2y↑11

When I worked as a bouncer we were taught to maintain professionalism despite any circumstances. That entailed keeping our composure when someone throws a burrito at you.

@jedross2136

Hard to just ignore roid-rage though, isn't it?

@MasterChiefSamus

2y↑7

Worked a New Years Eve at one of our biggest hotels as a security guard. They posted me as a bouncer in all but name, and it's one of the craziest nights I've ever had. It's literally the first time most of my group ever worked at a hotel so the rules weren't clear to us. Cameras were there to watch us, NOT to watch the customers. That's probably the most pressure I've ever had on the job, and it went well considering we were forced to do unpaid overtime so most of my coworkers weren't happy. From my position I got to see actual bouncers do their work, though. Boy did they have it rough. Lots of hotel clients that I had clearance to allow into the open bar didn't understand why the bouncers wouldn't allow them into the VIP bar. Now c'mon, it's New Years Eve. Lots of high-rollers here. And we still had some BS rules to enforce but that's what we're paid to do. I was allowed to let people in even if they were naked, while the bouncers had to stop people with the wrong kinda shoes. Had nothing to do with us; the moment we allowed even one in, we'd have a suit soon come over and that meant losing our biggest payday of the year. The owners put the rules, we're just hired muscle.

@stingray4real

1y↑1

The cameras are there to protect staff including bouncers and customers.

@evilduck1000

5y↑2.1K

Any chance bouncers could not talk down/refuse to acknowledge people when they've done nothing wrong?

@jmbarts6790

5y↑13

@Dreamstate I would prefer people just save money, usually the stupid like to gather in masses.

@Americansikkunt

5y↑12

You did something wrong.

@evilduck1000

@Dreamstate I wouldn't say I'm being abused or treated horribly, so I'm not really bothered about doing the things you suggested. And going somewhere else isn't really an option because most bouncers are like that.

@rainernotes

5y↑3

@@jmbarts6790Lol someone didn't get invited to girls night out

@jmbarts6790

5y↑2

@@rainernotes Interesting, have a good day.

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@RedSkullhax

3y↑2.5K

I remember being younger and uglier and not being able to get into any club, the way they would disregard you and treat you like you're not even a person. And even go to physical agression when all you're trying to do is ask why you aren't allowed in is the reason why my hate for these fuckers will never leave. Now I never get refused by bouncers i've come to realize the best places to party are places where a bouncer isn't required in the first place. Because usually that means that the bar doesn't have issues with either social/Racial discrimination or actual thugs.

@2010RSHACKS

2y↑148

A bouncers job is to check IDs and enforce maximum occupancy, not to profile people

@Realcordy

2y↑12

@nothing lol some clubs do that! Idk just don’t go if you don’t wanna get profiled!

@joshuafurlong5270

2y↑45

@@2010RSHACKS there are clubs that wont let you in because you groups guy/girl ratio is too high. 5 guys 2 girls? pce boys but the ladies can go in if theyd like.

@S.O.N.E

2y↑28

@@joshuafurlong5270 you need girls to get men to spend money in your club

@worldisfilledb

2y↑4

Clubs don’t want poor people, they want people who can spend real money, it’s not real discrimination, grow up lol

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@omarvaquero4672

1y↑29

Honestly I bounced at the club and truth be told it is hard to fill the void and a lot of unexperienced people are sloppily hired. I do agree with big groups of guys being a problem. I had instances where I'm tossing a drunk from a larger group of guys and they start dragging the guy back in so I find myself tossing a group of 6 people at once. It doesn't matter your size as long as you're alert.

@adz3076

1y↑1

Your ard

@omarvaquero4672

1y↑3

@@adz3076 I don't know what that means.

@justluke9166

1y↑3

@@omarvaquero4672 'your hard' I.E ooh look at the big tough guy. They are being sarcastic.

@omarvaquero4672

1y↑2

@@justluke9166 Thanks for the clarification I'm heading to work in a bit. Hopefully it's not as hectic

@tramarthomas6105

1y↑1

Sorry you have to deal with sloppy people, seems like size would play a big part, but I'm sure respect could as if not more important

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@fumurph

5y↑4K

Have known a lot of bouncers over the years. They all fell into the following groups, or a combination thereof:
1. Egomaniacs
2. Sex pests
3. Small men with something to prove / chip on shoulder
4. Women with something to prove / chip on shoulder

@unpopularopinions5188

5y↑47

Youve never known a bouncer. youve playcated and used bouncers, but youve never known a bouncer.

@fumurph

5y↑296

Not true. Even shared apartments and houses with some of them.

Also, *placated.

@andreaslind6338

5y↑131

Rocknroll, unpopular opinions is probably a bouncer himself, hence the spelling.

@unpopularopinions5188

5y↑20

@@andreaslind6338 right! since bouncing I've become illiterate, babysitting drunk people with fragile egos that become irate when you tell them they cant use the emergency door... but thanks for being the spellcheck police. you're awesome!

@andreaslind6338

5y↑127

@@unpopularopinions5188 * can't.

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@peniparker7968

5y↑1.3K

well, they're not getting paid for their intelligence

@zaki9996

3y↑5

😂😭

@Subhasis44597

3y↑3

These door people will only back down when a gun is shoved in their face.

@johnmalkowski9485

3y↑2

@@Subhasis44597 i bet u would to, lol

@Yeen666

3y↑1

@@johnmalkowski9485 this dude is bulletproof bruh 😂😂

@dimitrimatsacos7859

3y↑1

Actually, that's a remarkably ignorant comment. Where I worked we didn't hire morons, one had a phd, another was a barrister, many including myself were studying at university. Assessing who to approach first in a fight, and how to handle them so as to minimize damage (to all parties) while adrenaline is pumping and music blaring can be extremely challenging.

I dare you to try it, but if you ever did, then I would be more inclined to listen to your pathetic mewling. Go back to your bridge.

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@nadroj6381

2y↑6

"I wanted to be a Cop but I have a criminal record".

@onceuponatimeonearth

2y↑13

"As bouncers, we reject people entry for their clothing, attitude, gender, physical appearance and lack of humility towards us"

@tobiasgimnaes857

5y↑646

these bouncers behave like the ppl they dont let inn.

@nnnnnn496

3y↑5

Exactly!

@Unholyspirit

3y↑1

true xD

@danifurka6790

Worse, they just wanna be like em

@kid_missive

hahahaha yes. Just like cops and robbers.

@CouchCommander5000

5y↑657

bouncers be on some stanford prison experiment flex

@somethingelseishere

5y↑7

ROFL, that's some funny shit!

@hegtyson7044

LMAO, nice one!

@bornsinner6134

5y↑2

So trippy I was watching the experiment last night ahaha so messed up how pussies act when they get a little bit of power

@yemo34

5y↑8

I work for the city government. One of our co-workers wants to become a cop. My supervisor never promoted him because this kid let's power go to his head real quick. He's also an amateur bodybuilder. And everybody is scared out of their minds of the prospect that this kid is going to be giving a badge and a gun.

@ryn3575

😂😂

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@carlosponcedeleon7819

1y↑3

Bouncers saying “my bar” is so funny; my guy you don’t own the place

@OGJessie

5y↑383

All this video did was make me hate them more. am I alone?

@JuanMongeJ-3Dmo

5y↑2

Too many bs don'ts

@gabrielkok9208

5y↑12

You are not alone, all I am getting from them are the talking down attitude.

@Celio19891

5y↑4

I’m with ya man. Some of the stuff said in this video does kind of make sense but most of it is just bullshit.

@jasonchan4732

5y↑5

I honestly didn’t even hate bouncers until I saw this video nor have I had any bad experiences but this video was definitely a bad experience

@winterwulf1995

It's really difficult for me to have any less respect for roided up thugs.
In fact I don't think it's even possible

@TakanashiYuuji

5y↑327

I feel like there's a lot of wiggle room between puking on the floor and wearing sneakers.

@kylethekidable

4y↑6

Flawed logic, dress codes are for various reasons that are completely unrelated to someone puking who has been over served. So many obnoxious patrons forget that it's not a free place to chill, it's a business and typically, reasonably dressed spend more and cause less of a scene. Based on that premise, if you look like you just rolled out of bed wearing the same pjs you've had on the last 4 nights, I won't let you in. Not because of some power Trip or whatever bullshit you wanna think up to throw blame on me, but because you may come in and snag a couple beers and meanwhile that group of nicely dressed people going out to spend plenty of money after work/some event decide to go elsewhere because half the people look like bums. Nobody walks into a venue, sees people decently dressed and decides it's sketchy, let's leave, but people absolutely have walked into venues I've worked and walked back out because everyone was dressed in some mix of uncaring college senior/crack addict/ pants sagging visibly to their knees. Dress code isn't to turn a club into a black tie affair, it's to ensure that you don't get the rep as the shithole bar that no decent person goes to. You get that rep and it becomes reality and before long every customer is either the type to come buy one 3$ beer and nurse it for 4 hours or ready to cause a scene with the first person to bump into them.

@FD03

3y↑13

@@kylethekidable ok

@-skeptix-

3y↑26

@@kylethekidable You’re not wrong man, every time I wear sneakers I go ballistic on anyone I see

@OKFrecords

3y↑14

@@kylethekidable Who in their right minds would wear a suit and tie to a night out. the most prestige nightclubs in Europe dont have dresscodes. these bouncers a the definition of cringe americans

@kabirpandeya7025

@@kylethekidable that's a respectable take

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@mattwong5403

1y↑2

"We as a society don't understand how important security is." The US has an $800B+ military budget and local police departments, such as NYPD and LAPD, have budgets larger than the militaries of entire countries. If anything we take security too seriously

@hypercc1

12w↑2

"Don't tell me about the weather". Here's a mad thing, it could just be someone being nice and trying to talk to you as a human being

@skoshow8418

5y↑506

How to actually treat a bouncer: shake something shiny and have your friends sneak by while the Neanderthal is distracted. You may not get in but you’re not missing much and your friends appreciate the sacrifice.

@imluvinyourmum

5y↑23

If you shake a steak around and throw it you have 10 seconds to get in

@elbruhmomentonumerodos9227

2y↑9

By something shiny do you mean a needle filled with steroids?

@cindyhickman2153

5y↑1.7K

Sounds kinda like the "power" got to their heads but idk

@rigobertomcfarlane1781

5y↑37

In what way? they had some valid points (reasons to why I dont go to clubs).

@John_Nada_

5y↑65

What else is new, if you put a human in a position of power the vast majority of them are losers and will ambiguously reinforce whatever the fuck they want when they want because power, no consistency.

@averynewtown2782

5y↑32

"dont piss on the floor" yeah look at this power trip

@mdlouie

5y↑18

Maybe it's the "responsibility" that got to their heads. Keeping a large group of people safe is hard enough when they're sober. Have you dealt with any drunk people lately?

@user-qs7dp6yb2x

5y↑36

Rigoberto McFarlane one of them literally said sth in the lines of "I don't like people wearing sweats, this is a social event, you gotta be social", while another said "Don't wear sneakers". There are times when it's a club rule, here it seems it's their preference based on which they decide who to let in and who not to

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@broannoying8765

1y↑2

I remember watching this back in 2019 and 4 years later it still confuses me.

@Studio152ENT

1y↑2

Club owners really realized how important we are when they were allowed to open during the pandemic. All of a sudden, they were our best friends

@anandpopat2549

5y↑845

This didn't give me many DO's...aside from Basic Common sense, no real information here.

@tylergarrison3848

5y↑17

Welcome to the new vice

@boogrlovr

5y↑6

@@tylergarrison3848 honestly though. it's so disappointing

@leemont909

5y↑5

It's a shame common sense isnt really all that common

@binaryvoid0101

5y↑3

The trust you have in most people having common sense is hilarious.

@radjared

5y↑1

@The Prodigy Settle down

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@ngsmith22

5y↑250

You know that homie took that Snickers bar 🤣🤣

@TowDow3

5y↑12

hell I WOULD have taken the snickers LOL

@gergelybogad2661

1y↑2

"Don't think the bouncer is an idiot. They're probably more intelligent than you." :D

@JoseLuisMendieta

I wear sneakers for a meeting with the board of directors of a large company but I cannot wear them to go into your bar? which year is this?

@bumbadabimbap2335

2y↑473

We need a reverse video of party goers, telling bouncers how to treat them. I’ve personally almost only had bad experiences with bouncers which did not originate on my side!

@stephensutcliffe8839

2y↑5

Good idea

@PGG98

2y↑1

I got punched by a bouncer for having a can of beer in my jacket. Sure it wasn't allowed and I was rather drunk. But never was I disrespectful. Asked him if he would smack a girl like that afterwards and sadly had to run as the small dick guy lost his cool in 0.001 sec.

@josephhughes2429

i've never had a bad experience, its usually just show ID and your in. Here in the UK before the SIA licence things were fucked

@obscure.reference

@@josephhughes2429 in US lots of them are little control freaks lol, when i was over in the UK/Ireland around 16-17 i had far fewer problems with bar security than i do in my 20’s in US.

@nipply5941

5y↑297

'you're here to socialise, wear something good.' *is literally wearing a crackhead outfit... ok buddy

@obi-wankenobi5416

5y↑7

ungratefulmetalpansy exactly he's there to work at a professional job at a professional venue where literally everyone dresses nice so

@notsafef0rlife

2y↑2

"if you look at my forehead first and slowly go to my eyes youre not getting in" so everyone with anxiety or trouble maintaining eye contact should never go to a club ig

@Eliath1984

1y↑6

as a bouncer myself as a side job all I ever ask of the patrons is "Be respectful and I'll respect you.. and follow the rules and we won't have any issues but by all means have a great time" I've never had an issue with a patron coming up and talking to me and being friendly.. long as they understand that if there's something I have to go take care of that I may have to cut the conversation short and that I'm always going to be scanning the room and not making direct eye contact all the time.. I can multi task so will happily carry on the conversation. If you see me outside of the club? come over and say.

@stingray4real

1y↑2

I agree with you 100% what mean about bouncers. I met bouncers at the nightclub entrance that are rude, disrespectful and unprofessional. I'm happy to assist the bouncer by reporting brawls taking place. I hope I get an entry to the club if the manager or yourself don't object to male single entry.

@emmetrobert4425

1y↑2

I've worked in clubs as a doorman a few times, more as a KJ, and I totally agree -- just act cool and most bouncers won't give you a hard time. The only time I dealt with d-bag bouncers was at a college watering hole -- they were football guys who liked to brawl and acted like anyone with a drink at 1:59 a.m. was a potential threat to democracy and told them to drain their pints at 2 a.m. or basically get tossed out on your ass. But for the most part I've been treated well. I figure a bouncer is like the bar's guard. If I'm not there to cause trouble, he'll let me drink in peace.

@Eliath1984

1y↑1

@@stingray4real I've worked the door and I've worked the floor... the management prefers women(because it boosts sales) but as a bouncer I just prefer a crowd with a somewhat chill but fun vibe nomatter what their gender or relationship status is.. lol the more relaxed the atmosphere the less I have to do.. normally I walk around cracking jokes the whole night. I prefer to look at my role in the club as Customer Service(Making sure everyone is having fun) first and Security second.. however obviously if there's a situation brewing that swaps in a heartbeat. But this attitude has helped me calm people down so that fighting didn't happen.. we aren't all out here jerkin off to Roadhouse.. :D

@Eliath1984

1y↑1

@@emmetrobert4425 well part of that 2am thing is moreso laws.. We do last call at 1:30am so that we can start calmly ending things at 1:45 because if we have people in there drinking after 2am it's a fine.. obviously that depends on the state/county a person lives in how serious that can be.. In Oklahoma(The bible Belt) fines can get pretty stiff and end with loss of liquor license that's why SOME take it super serious.... But... atleast at my club we try not to be a douche about it.. I'll normally just start walkin around and letting people know "hey..just so you know we have to have all customers out of the building in about 10 minutes so if you can finish off your drinks I would really appreciate it.. after you guys leave I still have to stay for about 45 minutes to do cleanup and such so the sooner I start that the sooner I can sleep" 99% of the time that's enough... I give politeness and respect as long as that's what I'm receiving.. now don't get me wrong I've had a Dbag or 2 try to tell me to go f myself and that he know the owner and will have me fired.... I have no issues draggin that guy out by his foot.. had 1 guy 1 night try to sit down in a private reserved booth and talk threateningly to the patrons that had reserved it when they asked him to leave.. Most of the time just me approaching is enough even though I'm not an overwhelmingly big guy.. I walked over calmly.. sat down next to the guy.. asked him to please sit elsewhere after asking the rest of the table if they'd invited him in.. they said no.. he said "I think I will just stay here" without raising my voice I just looked him right in the eyes and told him "You can either sit at any of the open non reserved seats in this club or you can sit outside.. choice is yours" that was enough for him to stand up and find a new spot..

@emmetrobert4425

@@Eliath1984 Oh I have no problem finishing a drink before closing, what I hate is when bars serve you right before close then tell you to "drink up!" all while claiming they're against drunk driving. What they should do is make last call at least 20 minutes before close so people can enjoy their last drink and not just gulp it down. I'm glad you end at 1:30, that's seems very reasonable.

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@emguttergames

5y↑629

“Do ask how my night is.
Do not talk about the weather with me...”

You seem like the type of woman that’ll get mad at a dude for holding the door open for you. At the same time you seem like you’d be mad if I let the door close on you too. 🤷‍♂️ #nowinning

@jasonstuart3209

3y↑9

Amen

@taxevasion0336

3y↑25

"Hey how's your night been?"

gEt tHe hElL oUT oF mY bAr

@pilazpilaz

2y↑3

Funny how you compared two entirely unrelated situations and singled out the woman. I wonder why that is.

@hb6747

2y↑8

She's standing outside all night, she doesn't need your weather report... not her fault that's your only topic of conversation

@SuperBigdude77

2y↑4

@@hb6747 It's not that she and women like her just seem.stuck up.

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@christopherlee1830

5y↑604

"he's probably more intelligent than you" best joke of 2019 😂

@urbanvision4365

3y↑4

Very profound statement he made there

@howiegaming9985

3y↑2

joker 2019

@vietnamrebel

3y↑8

If it were true, they'd probably do better than being a bouncer. 😂

@benberk8541

@@vietnamrebel bouncers actually make a ton of money. You work for like 4 or 5 hours a night meet a lot of girls and go home with anywhere between 200-1000+ a night

@vietnamrebel

2y↑4

@@benberk8541 making a ton of money while constantly being at risk of being shot, stabbed or otherwise maimed. Yeah, super smart. It's like being a cop without the legal authority to actually be a cop.

I make that sitting at home in my pajamas. 😂

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@harveysmallwood729

37w↑2

"my bar"

bro you work for $10 an hour stood in the cold it's not your bar 💀

@trolleyracingmaster7075

42w↑2

I went to Portugal and the clubs were fun, no bouncers and very little fights or anything. Where I’m from there’s bouncers and always fights, no bouncers makes the atmosphere much more laid back and you can easily leave and come back. It’s great

@MegaTank40

33w

Portugal is the best place to party. Did you check out Bairro Alto?

@jaizernadal

3y↑246

The guy who said, "don't think bouncers aren't intelligent," seemed like the dumbest one. Stop worrying bout sneakers, man 😑

@FunkDoobie903

5y↑601

Doesn't matter how you treat a doorman, if he didn't get his steroid fix that day you're not getting in.

@Justin.Martyr

5y↑4

Ass HoLe

@Ro0p

5y↑2

Well, this guy got his “being rude and careless” fix for today 👍

@FunkDoobie903

5y↑9

@@Justin.Martyr seething 🤣🤣

@alexajh4957

5y↑3

Lmfao I’m dead😂😂

@dexterjsullen

5y↑1

Facts

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@vitocorleone4432

2y↑6

I’ve been to many clubs and bars in my life but I have never met such egotistical bouncers like the ones who were interviewed 😂

@conlan8266

1y↑3

one of my close relatives worked as a bouncer/security guard, and to be honest he’s pretty egotistical and a tad narcissistic, its one of those few jobs that gives a position of power that really shows how you treat other people

@jtv0

5y↑309

How to become a bouncer: Get bullied as a kid.

@RedPlaystationController

5y↑12

No, they WERE the bullies.

@TypicalIndian1981

Lol. True these guys are so stupid

@oneatekay8910

5y↑2.4K

Heres one profession I wouldn't mind being replaced with a robot.
Get on it Elon musk.

@michaelmccarthy4615

5y↑4

No kidding... dealers are living zombies that barely speak English

@benberk8541

5y↑18

You dont want to go to a club where a robot lets everyone in that has ID and you have to wait for the police to respond to defuse a situation. A robot wouldnt know what to say to defuse situations you would have drugs all over the place, women getting raped and groped (way more than they do with big ass bouncers walking around), people being stabbed, people falling off tables and breaking their necks, people dying from alcohol poisoning cause nobody will be there to kick out over intoxicated patrons, stuff getting stolen, literally puke piss and even shit everywhere you wouldnt believe the places people think is a good spot to use the bathroom when they are drunk. Needless to say you would need a fully intelligent AI that cant even be called artificial anymore. Once you have fucking I-robot instead of a bouncer you are gonna talk shit about it too cause its gonna be the exact same as a human bouncer

@goofofff

5y↑6

As a bouncer I take offense to this. How about we replace your job with a robot.

@sirmegallot3276

4y↑14

BouncerBot

@TauEnjoyer

4y↑10

@@benberk8541 i think he was talking simply about the doorman.. not the security inside

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@joebaumgart1146

1y↑4

It's amazing what people will do if you're kind to them. I've gotten into clubs I had no business being in just because I was kind to the bouncers. "Oh, my bad sir. You were on the list right here. Go on in." I was definitely not on that list.

@daisydaisy685

2:44: "Why are you wearing sunglasses at night?"

erhm.. smirk

@Vash.Baldeus

3y↑570

I'll be honest, I've seen another video though it was in Russian, on the topic of what pisses off a bouncer, and he spoke way more chill and even gave examples why he did not let people into to the place (being drunk, puking, disrespecting staff/other patrons in line) like less dress code, more real issues.

@danifurka6790

2y↑47

Yeah, that's what the job of a bouncer is supposed to be, instead of feeling superior to other people by not letting them in for wearing sneakers and making up other bullshit rules

@olynerikson3723

2y↑1

ahh, otlichna drug. ya hochu eycho practikavasta, pozaluista, pomogite.

@rikkidgermano9640

2y↑8

Most russian bouncers have a certain aura around them and you can tell by their physique, they do martial arts instead of some of the examples shown in this video. I have been to certain russian clubs and the bouncers were always cool, never looked down on people and no matter how drunk people. were, they never acted up because they knew not to mess with the bouncers.

@jovanmancic750

1y↑2

@@olynerikson3723 first learn Russian Cyrillic

@LuisMartinez-le2pc

20w↑1

I am a professional bodyguard and security bouncer and that is what our job entails. I do not know why these security guards think they can make their own rules. Safety is ALWAYS the number one priority. You MUST be very patient, alert and friendly to some extent. If you do not have patience, safety is not your concern and you’re making your own rules you should not be in the business period.

@totsmygots32

5y↑1K

How to treat bouncers according to 4 (four) bouncers.

@christianb8228

5y↑55

Four scumbags

@griffinmyers6618

5y↑11

4 first timers

@psup8

5y↑1

@@griffinmyers6618 KB them

@SankofaNYC

5y↑6

I'm confused... Who do you think should be giving this information... Should we have guests and telling us how they want to treat bouncers???

@totsmygots32

5y↑1

@@SankofaNYC bare minimum 5 bouncers. Although 6 is preferable.

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@ChuckNasty961

35w↑1

I watched this on their snap story and I immediately thought I needed to come to YouTube to make sure people thought these guys were as egotistical as I thought.

@brianmcguire5175

1y↑1

An American bouncer was working in a club in Dublin Ireland. I was drumming on a beer mat with my drumsticks doing march band stuff to the music in the club and the rhythms were only audible to the table I was with due to the high volume of the music and the low volume of hitting a beer mat and not a wooden table. The bouncer spotted my activity though and just plain took the sticks off me. I accepted the action at the time but when I was leaving later I politely asked if I could have my sticks returned. The bouncer refused but after a little insisting from me he eventually did but only after showing me he had drum corp experience and was quite adept at rudiment drumming. Fine that he proved skilled. Fine he would anticipate mal motives from me when he caught me drumming, perhaps he suspected I would later drum pub property or be come a nuisance.bthe not fine thing was my having to work to get my property returned which told me at that time that he wanted confrontation so that I could get whooped. Asking me to stop would have been the most obvious strategy

@Rethanos

5y↑253

I tend to not go places that require bouncers anymore

@mynamesreed

5y↑9

Kevin Schmidt clubs are so retarded you can’t do drugs anymore cus the security is so tight

@SAM17898

5y↑1

My Names Reed lol fuckers be in the stalls trying to catch anyone snorting or popping

@krisb8474

5y↑393

Rename this video "DOORMEN ON POWER TRIPS"

Thx

@dracticarchive

now i kinda wanna print a piece of paper that just says “The List” with only my name on it and see what they say just for laughs 🤣

@RBunting

2y↑3

If I can't wear sneakers in your bar, I'll go to a bar where I can.

@Jefrejtor

1y↑4

"We all know the world spins on its axis; just because the Earth is rotating doesn't mean you need to walk to me doing pirouettes"

Man's a wordsmith

@INF1NI73

5y↑592

Yall complaining but don't piss on the floor is solid advice.

@williamb.j.blaskowicz.5664

5y↑3

GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FOR ETERNITY FOR THAT COMMENT.

@superchangoale

5y↑3

OK, I guess this is the most obvious and stupid advice you can get. Or maybe "don't take a shit on the floor"

@dantemonterey1507

5y↑1

AND ITS SOO DAMN HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE! LIKE DAMN!

@kylethekidable

4y↑1

@@superchangoale lol but the thing is, obvious is off the table when babysitting drunk idiots. People will literally drink themselves to the point of pissing themselves in public if we let them. My favorite overly drunk idiot was a guy I turned away for being plastered...he then proceeded over the span of 15 minutes walk away and try to come back in line like I forgot him in the last 3 minutes

@on2wheels378

5y↑461

What we don't like, are arrogant bouncers... Lawyers eat them and the owner of the clubs for lunch.

@je6874

5y↑41

Barrier Boy ooo look at you, hard man... I bet you get paid less than half of what they get and know nothing

@on2wheels378

5y↑35

@Barrier Boy Nice try... But you're still some lame working a door...

@on2wheels378

5y↑25

@@je6874 Yeh, he gets paid about two bucks more a hour than someone taking tickets at the Avengers movie showings...

@Thepedell

5y↑9

@Dreamstate yep there is working the fuckin corner lmao

@on2wheels378

5y↑14

@Dreamstate Yeh but it's not cool living in a studio apartment at 40 because you're still working a door after dropping out of high school...

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@GodsCosmicBollock

2y↑1

2:13 I hate to break it to you, but your ice cubes are definitely going to melt.

@leoarc1061

5y↑655

"Why are you wearing sun glasses at night?"

She hasn't been on the job for a long time.

@lilgodzillr

5y↑1

What do you mean?

@Pinky44321

5y↑5

Or has just never let someone doing something stupid like that in

@IncidentalShine

5y↑64

@@lilgodzillr drugs.

@samphelps856

This.

@dogshit9739

5y↑5

SMOKEU they’re fucked up

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@azurefortman8887

5y↑435

Vice, why did y’all upload this with audio of the chick being so scratchy and muffled? 🤦🏼‍♀️

@tobiasadams1504

5y↑44

i thought my speakers were messed up but this audio hurts my ears

@azurefortman8887

5y↑15

Tobias Adams I’m partially deaf and I thought it was my hearing aid that was messed up, so I put it up to my good ear and it wasn’t my hearing aid, thank goodness.

@baysideisacult2244

5y↑42

her voice is just annoying asf that's why

@KingDomsKingdom85

5y↑5

After watching this atrocity im wondering why they uploaded it at all... regardless of the piss poor audio lol.

@WILD__THINGS

5y↑19

Its not poor audio, she just has a terribly obnoxious nasally voice

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@Radi0he4d1

2y↑1

I was not allowed into a bar once, but I don't remember why, the bouncer didn't like the way I walked or something. Had the nerve to call the cops on me, who did show up. Had a nice pleasant conversation.

@Iris_and_or_George

2y↑1

Security has the ability to make or brake a night out. My bf and I are usually lucky with doormen. He once found out at the doorman he lost his €65 ticket for a sold out event, I was long in, the doorman looks at uim and says: "I believe you, have a good night!" And lets him in. That man is a total legend!
But more in the spirit of ghe video. I out at a club in Rotterdam and I was smoking next to a veteran 50 year old doorman build like a tank with a drunk guy trying to give him advice about how to grab people to drag them out😂🤣. After a while the doorman interrupts him politely and says in a calm voice (paraphrasing): "You don't seem to understand. Why would I drag him? Worst case, I only need to show my face and tell them to follow me. But, this just means I was too late to de-escalate and I failed."

@MB20978

5y↑336

How to treat egomaniacs according to egomaniacs.

@cphoover11

5y↑2

Lol so true

@shredz_2032

@@cphoover11 No

@Xx-le9mx

5y↑278

Nifty advice from a group of professional doormen, excuse me, “bouncers”.

Extremely ego centric attitude regarding a night gig designed to help with the flow of customers into a bar. Nothing more, nothing less.

You work as a doorman, sorry, “bouncer” and you complain about drunk people? Mate, thats your job, quite literally dealing with drunk people.

@araci515

2y↑3

Agreement well written!!!

@quinnmarchese6313

2y↑2

its actually doorman that is the more "polite" term lol

@sunsetman22

2y↑1

@@quinnmarchese6313 gorillas

@RandoBurner

31w

Things to say to a bouncer: tell them their hair is nice.

LOL

@YUREVN

"Top flight security of the world, and I die for this sh!t too" lol

@Songkhi

4y↑203

I always thought many bouncers are way far up in their own arse, glad seeing people feel the same way.

@Melly16yr10

2y↑5

Definitely

@dominickjustave3558

2y↑1

Most are a joke

@brendanprimus3211

2y↑770

I was a bouncer for 10 years, guy with the beard has the best attitude, guy in the gray t shirt has a horrible one.

Bouncers really have 1 job, and 1 job only, keep everyone safe, that's all it is, if you don't understand that, you don't have any business being a bouncer.

@truthspeaker7553

2y↑9

No, a bouncer's job is to be a good witness, not lay hands on people. You're only hired for insurance purposes (certain insurance providers require it), not because anyone wants bouncers around.

@Makachuk

2y↑7

@@truthspeaker7553 Maybe thats true for bouncing in the USA but in europe you are responsible for the security. Do bar fights even happen in the USA ?

@edrevvvv

💩💩💩💩

@truthspeaker7553

@@Makachuk Bar fights do happen, but security guards in the U.S. are NOT legally required to intervene or protect anyone unless they're personal bodyguards.