They Want EFX
Nightmares on Wax Lyrics

Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum, hon, I got the old pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
I'm hyping myself up with rhythmic syllables, playing off of the 'pa-rum-pum-pum-pum' Christmas tune beat.

But I can fe-fi or fo, diddly-bum, here I come
I'm warning my competition that I can use different tactics and still come out on top.

So Peter Piper, I'm hyper than Pinocchio's nose
I am extremely energetic, even more so than the animated nose of a character known for his lies.

I'm the supercalafragilistic tic-tac pro
I am the top-notch expert in my field, with a wordplay reference to Mary Poppins.

I gave my oopsy, daisy, now you've got the Crazy
I messed up but now I'm back with a vengeance, and you're going to feel it.

I'm Crazy with the books, Googley-goo where's the gravy
I'm a genius, and I want to know where the money is.

So one two, um, buckle my, um shoe
I'm counting off, getting ready to take action.

Yabba Doo, hippity-hoo, crack a brew
I'm continuing with the hype, throwing out nonsense words and encouraging others to drink.

So trick or treat, smell my feet, yup I drippedy-dropped a hit
I've got a hit song for everyone to enjoy, even though my lyrics make little sense.

So books get on your mark and spark that old censorship
Let's challenge society's norms and restrictions with our music and creativity.

Drats and double drats, I smiggedy-smacked some whiz kids
I defeated some smart people and feel proud of it.

The boogedy-woogedly Brooklyn boy's about to get his, dig
I'm a Brooklyn boy and I'm going to succeed, so watch out.

My waist bone's connected to my hip bone My hip bone's connected to my thigh bone My thigh bone's connected to my knee bone My knee bone's connected to my hardy-har-har-har
I'm joking about the classic children's song 'Dem Bones,' adding a silly line to bring humor to the verses.

The jibbedy-jabber jaw ja-jabbing at your funny bone, um
My words and rhymes are funny and entertaining, making you laugh.

Skip the Ovaltine, I'd rather have a honeycomb Or preferably the sinsemilla, Let's spiggedy-spark the blunts, um
I'm listing my favorite things, from cereal to marijuana, encouraging others to smoke with me.

Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun They want EFX, some live EFX Snap a neck for some live EFX
I'm building up to the chorus, where I'll deliver the catchy hook and show off my rap skills.

Well I'll be darned, shiver me timbers yo, head for the hills! I picked a weeping willow, and a daffodil
I'm surprised and excited, using colorful language to express myself.

So back up bucko or I'll pulverize McGruff Cause, this little piggy gets, busy and stuff
Don't mess with me or I'll beat you up, because I'm capable and skilled.

Arrivederci, heavens to mercy, honky tonk I get swift I caught a Snuffleupagus and smoked a boogaloo spliff
I'm saying goodbye but being ridiculous, claiming to have smoked a made-up drug with a fictional character.

I got the nooks, the cranies, the nitty gritty 40 doe So all aboard, castaway, hey where's my boogaloo?
I have everything I need, including money and resources, and I'm ready to embark on a new adventure.

Oh-h-h-h-h-h-hhh I'm steamin, a-go-ny! Why's everybody always pickin on me?
I'm describing an intense emotional state, feeling both angry and overwhelmed by external criticism.

They call me Puddin' Tane, and rap's my game You ask me again and I'll t-tell you the same
I have a catchy nickname and I'm proud to be a rapper, repeating my statement for emphasis.

Since I'm the vocal vegemintarian, stick 'em up freeze so No Parks sausages, mom, please
I'm an advocate for healthy vegetarian eating and I'm telling my mother not to buy processed meat products.

A-Blitz shoots the breeze, twiddly-dee shoots his lip Crazy Drayzie shot the sheriff yup, and I shot the gift
I'm listing the names of some friends, showing off different rhymes and using a Bob Marley reference.

And that's PRET-TY SNEA-KY SIS, oh yo I got my socks off, my rocks off, my Nestle's cup of cocoa
I'm exclaiming my success and enjoying the pleasures of life, including a warm beverage.

Holly Hobbie tried to slob me, tried to rob me silly stunt Diggedy-dun dun dun dun dun, DUN DUN!
I'm telling a short story about someone who tried to harm me, but I won in the end.

Yahoo, hidee-ho yup I'm coming around the stretch So here Fido boy, fetch, boy, fetch
I'm expressing enthusiasm and confidence, using a dog analogy to describe my dominance.

I got the rope-a-dope a slippery choker, look at me get raw And I'm the hickory-dickory top of morning boogoloo big jaw
I'm listing my boxing skills and claiming to be the best, using nonsense words to create a catchy rhythm.

With the yippedy zippedy Winnie the Pooh bad boy blue Yo crazy got the gusto, what up, I swing that too
I'm combining different pop culture references and saying that I have charisma and energy.

So nincompoop give a hoot and stomp a troop without a strain Like Rosco P.-P. Coltrane
I'm encouraging people to be strong and brave, referring to a TV character known for his toughness.

I spiggedy-spark a spiff and give a twist like Chubby Checker I take my Froot Loops with two scoops, make it double decker
I'm rhyming and being clever, discussing my breakfast preferences in a fun way.

Oh Finster baby, come to Papa Duke A babaloo, ooh, a babaloo boogedy boo
I'm using playful language to talk to a lover, creating a playful and fun vibe.

I went from Gucci to Stussy, to fliggedy-flam a groupie To Zsa Zsa, to yibbedy-yabba dabba hoochie koochie
I'm referencing different fashion brands and types of people, showing my versatility in all settings.

Tally ho I-I'll take my Stove Top instead of potatoes, so Maybe I'll shoot 'em now, nope maybe I'll shoot 'em later, yep
I'm making a weird food choice and joking about shooting someone, being absurd and random.

I used to have a dog and Bingo was his name oh, so uh You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, hon, so uh
I'm referring to a classic children's song and dance, being silly and encouraging others to join in.