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All Of My Friends When you first called me I believed each of your words So…
Am I Dumb This song offended some. Not the music, of course, but…
Hey I am I mean I think I was you as a young man So…
Show You Something I never would've thought I'd see you Sittin' in a place…

Sweet Baby Our first date I was pretty nervous Eating ice cream quoting…
Tell It To Yourself Well I’m ridin’ down Fifth Street, I’m comin’ down Main I…

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01Idea For A Video2:18

02Yeha2:38

03Monster Daze2:04

04Sweet Baby2:25

05We're What We Think About All Day2:56

06Call It A3:02

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07Hey2:31

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@markusvampyre

10y↑1

This track holds a special place in my mind, mostly because of the time and place that I first heard this album.
I was 3 years old when the album came out, but the first time I listened to this album was around 1975, around the same time that me and a friend shuck in to see the movie Jaws. My story goes about very similar to Bill Cosby's 'Old Weird Harold'-

After seeing a afternoon movie (a Disney flick I can't remember), me and my friend Steven decide to sneak in to see Jaws. This movie, for the time it came out, was 'the' SCARIEST MOVIE we had ever seen, particularly after seeing the part of the boy getting pulled down, the water muffling his screams as blood filled the movie screen....it wasn't what you saw that was frightening (the mechanical shark), but what you didn't see that made it horrifying.
When we left the theater to walk home, it was around 10pm, and it was DARK. We were looking around the corners of houses, just to make sure no sharks were gonna jump out and eat us....

....while on dry land.....

....near Victorville, CA (70 miles AWAY from the ocean).

Seriously, Jaws was so scary to me, I refused to take baths (showered only), afraid to swim (pools, as well as the ocean), and even was afraid of toilets (sewer sharks). This track reminds me of the good old days of me and my friend, afraid of land sharks.

All comments from YouTube:

@seanmulloy854

1y↑7

"...and I don't even care what the guy's name was". I still reuse that line all the time. His early stuff was so great.

@danseelinger3831

7w↑1

I always wondered why Cosby would even know a wino's name in the 1st place.

@richclemons8558

5y↑30

I have this album and grew up with it I am 51 and still find it histericall

@seanp87sc

3y↑2

I’m 34 and grew up with it. It’s still great

@parkjamesshaw3189

3y↑3

Coz is free at last!!! This man is absolutely brilliant. I'm 47 and grew up listening to him. So damn funny and kept it clean. God bless u cliff h.

@amandahohne3359

I'm 32 and also grew up with this collection

@JeffDrakeX

Age 46, same. 😄

@Sagayzia

10y↑55

My parents bought this album when I was in grade school. We were eating popcorn and drinking Pepsi, sitting on the livingroom floor listening to it. I took a big gulp of Pepsi just as the wino came out of the alley. I laughed so hard and so long that Pepsi spurted out of my mouth and nose and I about choked to death! Loved growing up with Bill Cosby!

@MerganzerBoone

3y↑5

I listened to this LP as a kid. One of the best comedians as far as I'm concerned "you gunky"

@reriley2002

3y↑8

Cosbys comedy never goes out of style. The majority of it is based on things that really happened

@JohnThorErnst

4y↑17

"It's 10 O Clock that's when the monsters come out."

@mayorofbakedbeansville3221

8y↑8

"Used to go home with a hundred black jujyfruits all on our backs!". One of the greatest comedic lines ever!

@georgejohnson1124

10y↑15

"Faster, Faster You Fool, You Fool!" Hilarious................

@derekrosenberg6466

4y↑3

Gotta love Cosby's comedy, especially about his own experiences. I used to listen to his albums and watch his t.v. shows as a kid. Now I have three records and two double cassette albums and some remastered content on cd, now I listen with my own kids and laugh at the comedy of Cosby.

@theBaron0530

Cosby, and Bob Newhart.

@Spydiggity

11y↑3

I used to listen to this tape in the 80s when i was a small kid. Couldn't find any of the clips for years. I'm so glad I finally did, because they're as funny as ever.

@parkerginn4256

10y↑38

You need to listen to "Buck Buck" after hearing this!

@annetteelliott1494

4y↑1

....Fat Albert 😁😁😁😁😁😁

@Popsm0ke

2y↑1

A piece of paper, somebody threw a piece of paper on me

@durablegoods1946

@@Popsm0ke Classic!

@kickerpunter

12y↑3

I used to listen to Bill Cosby stand up all the time when I younger. I had darn near all of this albums. I got the opportunity to see him live last February and he was incredible.

@annetteelliott1494

4y↑1

Thank goodness for Utube ! Now in can see Bill in action as well as listening him again. I'm from .south Africa and he isn't very well known here but a friend who came back from America in 1966 brought some LP,s and ever since I've been hooked. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

@SpeedyTase

6y↑5

My mom bought this album when my dad was on the ship(he was in the US Navy at the height of the Vietnam War). We listened to this album, front to back, and laughed so hard!!!

@psykomystro

5y↑12

I don't know the man as a person. His image as far as I'm concerned will never change. I love and appreciate the genius of his art. Always have, always will.

@SillyPom

4y↑3

Oh god I can't do it! Forget any online 'try not to laugh' challenges or readings, twenty years later after listening to these classic routines growing up I still lose it every single time the wino enters the picture! Hahhhh I love it!

@annetteelliott1494

6y↑4

Way back in 1966 I heard this for the 1st time on vinyl.....it was just super to hear it again....

@blueeyedbehr

13w

"ten o'clock, that's when the monsters come out."
i'm 61, and remember laughing at that when i was only ten!! what a comedic genius!

@bigtiger2

3y↑1

My mom had this on 8-track! Brings back memories!

@tvjeff53

12y↑3

This routine by Bill Cosby is indeed one of my favorites, I have always liked Bill Cosby ever since I was a kid. I also enjoy Revenge and many other of his comedy routines, Bill Cosby has always been one of my favorites He is one of the great comedy men there is

@DoktorSick

8y↑14

Billy Cosby is a comedy genius !!!

@kalinkakovaskoya7498

33w↑1

So precious!

@pheenix42

5y↑9

"We called him Weird Harold because he was six foot nine and weighed fifty pounds."

@nodlon20

12y↑3

LOVE THIS!! This was a funny one! NEVER FORGET IT!!!!!!

@mikenewton474

8y↑6

I have listened to this routine many times, but I never caught the name of the theater where Cosby saw the scary movie. It was the Astor Theater on Girard Street and apparently there was a 9th Street Bridge. When I looked it up on Cinema Treasures, a poster recalled having to walk under the bridge (not over as I had imagined) and that even in daylight, it was dark. So the bridge was like an overpass or having sidewalks along the side for pedestrian traffic. The movie I imagine Cosby saw was the House of Frankenstein which had all the monsters in it (Frankenstein, Dracula, Wolfman) but not the Mummy, although I have read some pre publicity on the film that the Mummy was to be included. This film came out in 1944 but could have been shown a few years later in Philadelphia as a re-issue. Apparently the Astor Theater was at one time a vaudeville house as Bob Hope commented on appearing there as a young man.

@everetthurt4690

6y↑4

I love Bill Cosby, absolutely the funniest man ever!

@GregSticker

8y↑8

I remember this on LP Record. Yeah black vinyl on my mom's record player. I laughed then. I am laughing like a fool now!

@lukee1217

3y↑4

6”9 50 pounds we used him to get the football out the sewer 😂

@BigGuy98977

9y↑2

One of his funniest bits ever. Now lets listen to Buck, Buck.

@Astraldragon1

9y↑11

well did they say anything? yes they said AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

@deathproofpony

10y↑11

10 o'clock... that's when the monsters come out!

@RobertWalker560587

8y↑3

Thank you my friend for posting this. I looked 45 mins for some comedy by Bill Cosby
and nothing untill now. I will always remember Bill who made me laugh as a kid Thank you.

@danstrickland4463

8y↑16

ha ha 10 o clock is when the monsters come out

@MichaelHansenFUN

11y↑2

"Who's line is it anyway?" BILL COSBY RULES!!!

@LaKellita

6y↑2

I still got love for The Cos.

@guitarylife3062

9y↑3

just got this on vinyl for 5 cents at my local thrift shop!!

@Badmanpornstar

12y↑1

I LOVE THIS! Was trying to find this for years!

@WCPR1620AM

12y↑2

This track is from the album "Revenge" as listed under the title "9th Street Bridge".

@james2347charles

8y↑1

I love this.. This is classic

@bradchanska

25w

So good!

@robynbrown7205

10y↑2

love this one.....

@mattdigiulio3196

6y↑2

The wino part is the best!

@toddhudson4411

7y↑2

..."You're talking about 2 scared kids just walking arm & arm, not even picking our feet up off the ground because we wanna be ready if the monster touches us, we wanna be ready 2 jump straight up 2 heaven!!!"

@ultnash

25w

I gave my first 999th like, Jesus was with me.

@gilgamess

2y↑1

The Astor Theater was located at 722-728 W. Girard Avenue. It is a vacant lot now. If Cosby lived at the Richard Allen Homes, he would have been about a mile away from his house in a not-too-great neighborhood. The bridge on 9th street is meant for trains and one of the stops is Cosby's alma mater, Temple. So, this means that Harold and Bill are walking home UNDER the 9th St. Bridge, which, by modern photos has lights, but they may or may not work properly. Therefore, it is possible so be scared by someone walking out of an alley, if you aren't paying attention. They could have gone down 11th St. which has no bridge over it, but the closest left is 9th St.

Thanks to Google Maps, this routine makes more sense now!

@mikenewton474

5y↑1

I dig a little digging about the movie Cosby was watching...and I think it was House of Frankenstein (1944) which featured Frankenstein Monster, Dracula, Wolfman, but not the Mummy. I have read somewhere that the Mummy was originally planned, but it was felt that there were already enough monsters and they couldn't write the Mummy in. This is the one where Boris Karloff played the mad doctor and J. Carroll Naish was his hunchback assistant.

@BrotherDerrick3X

2y↑1

This album was what gave birth to the Fat Albert cartoon.

@briank06261973

5y↑1

My dad had this album on 8 track.

@bearkoenig7336

3y↑1

Funny no matter WHAT!!!!

@Trund27

12y↑1

Gawd, I love this

@cyknight2007

Love his works no matter what

@sparetimenovels

3y↑1

Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle...

@markusvampyre

10y↑1

@anthonypendergrass868

I made my debut in life the day after Jaws came out. That was my uncle's birthday too. I thought it was pretty cool when I found that out.... lol

@axeltrose

11y↑1

and harold said "yeah" cause that's what he always says whenever I'm right This cracked me up

@VikingFetus

11y↑1

Thanks GGG

@lisazinn866

1y↑1

Randall thanks man. Chicken and Ham.

@airech

6y↑1

so funny I've listen to this in my 4th hour

@mattdigiulio3196

5y↑1

Listened to this on 33 l.p.. Funny then, funny now.

@MrFrontrowkid

11y↑1

Bill Cosby was probably about eight years old when Universal released their multi-monster pictures: House of Frankenstein and House of Dracula. Both had Frankenstein, Dracula, and the Wolf Man in them, but not the Mummy. These films were shown separately as well as on a double bill, so very possibly he saw them.

@GreatDarkSpot

"The Mummy's on there, now!" "We don't wanna see that, we don't wanna see that!"

@MichaelHansenFUN

well its comedy just put it all together

@horrorhabit8421

Well , that's what I figure too. About 1943 or 1944, somewhere around there.

@mattdigiulio3196

5y↑1

Funny album!😄😄😄

@gottacatchemall72

11y↑2

Still funny as ever!

@davidbabineau170

5y↑1

this guy is great and tells it like it is - I grew up with him , and nobody can take that away from we, yeah buck buck was real and the monsters were real ,

@juniormorris3878

5y↑1

Love Cosby. I don't care what people say.

@orchestramusicsoundtracks3937

3y↑1

Ok we are making this a broadway show

@patrickruth153

11y↑4

i want a copy of that incident report

@orchestramusicsoundtracks3937

3y↑1

It’s diamond trails broadway musical

@annetteelliott1494

6y↑2

😁😁😁😁😁 faster, faster you fool....😂😂😂😂

@MichaelHansenFUN

11y↑2

"Who's line is it anyways " is that segment on here anywhere?

@johnmiller8338

Old weird harold fat-albert & bill-cosby 3 great-guys.

@briank06261973

5y↑1

LOOK OUT LITTLE KIDS COMING HOME FROM THE HORROR MOVIE WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF HORROR MONSTERS IN IT! IT'S JUST NOBODY THAT CAN HURT YOU, IT'S JUST A LITTLE OLD WINO!

@rachelrandom6

11y↑4

WLIIA!

@anthonyhall5781

6y↑1

Funny!!!

@psykomystro

5y↑1

Anyone know of someone posting the original story of fat albert?

@MWM1978

7y↑1

It's.....................10 o'clock.......

@Jygerthe2nd

11y↑2

Am I the only one under the age of 30 that already knew Faster Faster, You Fool You Fool before Whose Line? o.O

@kimraudenbush427

Probably

@briank06261973

5y↑1

HEY MISTER, WHAT TIME IS IT? It's....ten o'clock.

@CriticToAll

12y↑1

I am ONLY here because of Whose Line.

@johnmiller8338

@mattdigiulio3196

6y↑1

Lmao

@sssesoj

11y↑1

If you came because of Who's line is it anyways and all you want to hear is the Faster Faster u Fool U Fool part then skip to 4:36 till the end

@joroma526

6y↑1

this should be dedicated to daeg

@EmoSkull-hv7fj

6y↑1

So old weird harold is 6'9" and weighs about 50 lbs that's quite lanky

@zachwulf-americanpatriot5015

4y↑1

Faster faster u fool

@TJDious

51w↑1

I just know he was wrong. 😂

@pd7608

6y↑2

I loved these records as a kid buuut he's guilty lol

@thervworld

11y↑1

too do do to do kids come in did I bump into Harold faster faster you fool

@mattdigiulio3196

4y↑3

Don't forget green Necco wafers!🤮

@Steve-mp7by

43w↑1

CANCELLED

@horrorhabit8421

3y↑1

This is the unlikeliest of horror classics. This and "Chicken Heart."

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