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Obie Trice Lyrics

Hey can we re, can we re-enact Biggie's song?
Can we recreate the intense emotion and rawness of Biggie's song?

Can, can you shit on me?
Can you disrespect and belittle me?

I just want you to shit on me
I desire to be treated poorly and taken advantage of

Hey lady, hey darlin', hey baby
Addressing a woman with affectionate terms

I'm sorry but I can't be your boyfriend
I cannot commit to a romantic relationship with you

If you toy with my motherfuckin' emotions
If you play with my feelings and manipulate me

I'll kill you, bitch I'm fuckin' for real
I will harm you, I am deadly serious

I'll make you suffer like I suffered
I will inflict pain on you just as I experienced

If you fuck me then I'll make you fall in love
If we have a sexual encounter, I'll ensure you develop feelings for me

Baby, I'm extra large in magnitude
I possess a significant presence and influence

And Magnum's the lubrication that I use
Magnum condoms are the protection I use during sexual encounters

To choose which hole on a hoe I abuse
To decide which part of a promiscuous woman I mistreat

Have 'em confused, can't tell who is who
I deliberately confuse and deceive people about my true intentions

When I fuck the shit out you, then the next day
After engaging in intense sexual activity with you, the following day

I rush the shit out you off my two-way
I quickly dismiss you from my communication device

You wanna cuddle, emotional hustle up on Pocono's
You desire intimacy and emotional connection in the Pocono Mountains

Poke ya nose in and outta Obie's own
Interfere with and involve yourself in my personal affairs

No, I'm in and out your home
I come and go from your residence casually

And this in and out your tone
I manipulate and control your emotions

I ain't the nigga that settles 'em down
I am not the person who commits to long-term relationships

Put 'em in nice homes and floss 'em around
I don't provide luxurious lifestyles or flaunt my partners

I bounce 'em around, camcord the sex and sell 'em around town
I engage in promiscuous activities, record them, and distribute the footage

Now how that sound?
What are your thoughts on that?

If I was in love witcha, now you wanna clown
When I was emotionally invested in you, now you want to mock and ridicule me

Fuck with them clowns until I pound on your crown
Continue to associate with foolish individuals until I assert my dominance over you

Bust a few rounds and the cops come and get me
Engage in gunfire that attracts law enforcement

Bad mouth a nigga just to convince a jury
Speak negatively about someone to manipulate the opinion of the jury

You don't want it with me, you just horny as me
You don't really desire a conflict with me, you are just as sexually aroused as I am

You want a nut, nuttin' but what is you be
You solely desire sexual pleasure, nothing more

I'm internationally known baby but actually
I have gained fame on a global scale, but in reality

There are few people who know how I am naturally
Only a select few understand my true self

All you know is that I can act irrationally
Your perception is limited to my unpredictable behavior

When you shove a puppet up in my face on national TV
When you expose my vulnerabilities and manipulate me in front of a wide audience

So they label me this crazed loony rap bully
As a result, I am unfairly characterized as a deranged and aggressive rapper

But truthfully that ain't the truth
However, that representation is far from accurate

And if you believe in that shit then you'll believe anything's true
If you buy into that narrative, you are gullible enough to believe anything

And you're too stupid to ever get to know me personally
You lack the intelligence to truly understand me on a personal level

But personally that actually works for me
But in truth, that actually benefits me

'Cause the last thing that I need's a string attached to me
I do not want any emotional attachments or commitments

I'm a bachelor bitch and I ain't in no fast fury
I am an eligible bachelor and have no desire for swift romantic involvement

To run out and find a new Mrs. Mathers
To hurriedly search for a new wife, following my previous marriage

'Cause see, technically me and Kim ain't back fully
Because, in reality, me and Kim (presumably a former partner) haven't fully reconciled

But we do still make booty calls occasionally
Nevertheless, we occasionally engage in casual sexual encounters

But be damned if I end up back in that pattern
But I refuse to fall into old habits and repeat past mistakes

And we end up back at that God damn tavern
And we return to that miserable and toxic place

And havin' another déjà vu, we seein' security
Experiencing the same repeated situation and encountering obstacles

Pass my pussy around like it's Ja Rule's jewelry
Allowing my partner to share me with others, as if I were a piece of jewelry owned by Ja Rule

I got news for you bitch, your new curfew's early
I have a message for you, your new restriction begins at an earlier time

You ain't home by 2:30
If you are not home by 2:30 AM

See you lookin' at the life, you lookin' at the lights
I see you admiring the glamorous lifestyle, mesmerized by the spotlight

You lookin' at the ice, you ain't lookin' at the Trice
You're focused on material possessions, not paying attention to Obie Trice himself

You should look at some advice when I see he ain't nice
You should consider the warning signs when you realize he is not a good person

Despite the fact you think you the feisty type
Although you believe yourself to be confrontational and argumentative

Oh, love to fight, I love the drama
You enjoy conflict and thrive on dramatic situations

Love when my bitch get to cussin' out Yolanda
I find amusement in my partner loudly cursing at someone named Yolanda

Find the Obie condom on the counter
Discover the condom belonging to Obie Trice on the countertop

Swingin' her weave, can't breathe like I can't believe
Violently moving her hair extensions, struggling to breathe just as I am in disbelief

Least I ain't deceive and try to mislead
At least I am honest and do not attempt to manipulate or deceive

And sell a dream just to get you on my team
I do not falsely promise love and affection to win your loyalty

I came clean to keep down the beef
I confessed my true intentions to avoid any conflicts

Keep down my reach, you can keep all your teeth
I suppress my desires, and you can retain your physical well-being

So what we do under the covers should stay between the covers
Our intimate activities should remain private and secret

And the two of us and we ain't gotta be news coverage
Only known to the two of us, and there is no need for public attention

On the front page cover of 'Buzz's New Lovers'
We shouldn't be featured as celebrity couples on a gossip magazine

And this is when the bitch get to showin' the true colors
This is when the woman reveals her true character and intentions

'Cause the truth of it, everything that I do's public
In reality, everything I do is known to the public

And you'd love it if you could run and tell all your friends
And you would eagerly share the information with your friends

Guess who you just screwed, assume it's me and you've done it
Allow them to assume that you had a sexual encounter with me and boast about it

And save da used rubber to show 'em the proof of it
Even keep the used condom as evidence to prove it

But I guess it's do unto others as you'd have 'em do unto you
But I suppose the same should be done to you as you would do to others

But you better be careful of who you're doin' it to
But you should be cautious about who you choose to engage with

'Cause you never know when the shoe
Because you never know when the situation

Could end up on the other foot and it backfires on you
Might turn against you and have negative consequences

'Cause you may think you want it then you want me, then you get me
Because you may initially desire it, then desire me, then obtain me

Then you got me and you're fucked, 'cause you'll be stuck with me
But once you have me, you'll be in a difficult situation because you'll be stuck with me

For the rest of your life 'cause if I get attached to you
I will be a part of your life forever because if I develop an emotional connection with you

We'll be joined at the hip, I'll be so latched to you
We will be inseparable and I will be deeply attached to you

You'll be walkin' out the house and I'll run up and tackle you
You'll try to leave the house, but I'll aggressively intercept and stop you

Chain your ass up to the bed and shackle you
I'll restrain and confine you to the bed with chains

You don't think you're leavin' this house in that, do you?
You don't believe you can leave this house in your current state, do you?

Not till I brand my name in your ass and tattoo you
Not until I permanently mark your buttocks with my name as a tattoo

Have you walkin' out this bitch in turtleneck sweaters
Force you to leave the house wearing modest turtleneck sweaters

Scarves and full leathers in 90 degree weather
Despite the hot weather, you'll be dressed in scarves and heavy leather clothing

Front on me? Never
Challenge me or show disrespect? That will never happen

'Cause we gonna be together forever
Because we will remain in a committed relationship eternally

Right bitch? Right bitch?
Isn't that right, my dear? Isn't that right, my dear?