One of LA’s smartest young voices says the LA Times...which the artist susp… Read Full Bio ↴One of LA’s smartest young voices says the LA Times...which the artist suspects, may just be a covert way of saying LA is dumb. "Open" Mike Eagle wouldn't terribly mind, being born and raised in Chicago where the painful winters and his uppity grandparents kept him inside as a youth. He spent his formative years watching alternative music happen on MTV and hoping to one day be able to audition for the Native Tongues. As a young adult after graduating with a degree in Psychology, he did the next best thing and moved to Los Angeles, joining the Project Blowed collective where he made music and toured with Busdriver, Aceyalone, Abstract Rude, Nocando, and more. He’s also gained notoriety in the world of comedy by being invited by professional funny people (Paul F. Tompkins, Hannibal Buress, Matt Besser/UCB) to rap at their shows. He’d like to be rap’s Kurt Vonnegut but recognizes that he’d first have to create something as iconic as the four-stroke illustration of an anus. He practices by releasing rap albums that delight, entertain, and confuse.
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Open Mike Eagle Lyrics
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Imma say what it do when it's too much
Imma say what it do when it's too much
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, one, two
Might not wanna hear it but the truth hurts
My pot belly getting big, need some new shirts
Everything ain't great but I can do worse
Cos I can go to the dentist when my tooth hurt
I don't watch Blue Earth when I get stoned
Pull apart a ink pen like a wishbone
Used to spend hella time in the friendzone
Loin cloth and a towel like a Flintstone
Big afro, wig with a chinstrap
I'm thinkin' real hard, chewin' on a pen cap
Some songs just more for the headphones
Fuck the NFL, fuck the redzone
It's about time people get set straight
They got my stomach upset, kaopectate
And I was up all night, went to bed late
I had a big fat frame black hair day
Cut the dead weight off, get a new start
Cos you can sell hot dogs at the fruit cart
And if you verse too long make it two parts
I had a real bad dream, Bob Newhart
And I woke up cryin' in the bed, y'all
My lady asked am I good, I said hell nah
And then I felt all bad for my weird mood
I looked up and the sky still clear blue
Big afro, wig with a chinstrap
I'm thinkin' real hard, chewin' on a pen cap
Some songs just more for the headphones
Fuck the NFL, fuck the redzone
Yeah, it can all go away
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
Why is everything so miscellaneous
My messed up thoughts come instantaneous
And rappers dangerous as Hasslevania
Yeah, I murder Dracula in Castlevania
Then the sun comes up, but not needed
Vampires don't fuck with my genius
Mispronounced that though, I meant "genus"
(Don't let 'em see you ride your own thang)
Check the censorship
Extra strength for them extra sensitive people like me
She got them Triforce pieces I need
I won't buy 'till I see some ID (okay)
What's your largest sofa, can I put one arm in Barcelona?
Stretch all the way to Are-izona
If not, fuck that, party's over
Sorry Bulma
Find Vegeta
Bye Rihanna
Hi Felicia
Hide all yo weed inside your speaker
Bye bye police, it was nice to meet you (yeah)
It can all go away
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
It can go all go away
Imma say what it do when it's too much
Imma say what it do when it's too much
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, one, two
Might not wanna hear it but the truth hurts
My pot belly getting big, need some new shirts
Everything ain't great but I can do worse
Cos I can go to the dentist when my tooth hurt
Pull apart a ink pen like a wishbone
Used to spend hella time in the friendzone
Loin cloth and a towel like a Flintstone
Big afro, wig with a chinstrap
I'm thinkin' real hard, chewin' on a pen cap
Some songs just more for the headphones
Fuck the NFL, fuck the redzone
It's about time people get set straight
They got my stomach upset, kaopectate
And I was up all night, went to bed late
I had a big fat frame black hair day
Cut the dead weight off, get a new start
Cos you can sell hot dogs at the fruit cart
And if you verse too long make it two parts
I had a real bad dream, Bob Newhart
And I woke up cryin' in the bed, y'all
My lady asked am I good, I said hell nah
And then I felt all bad for my weird mood
I looked up and the sky still clear blue
Big afro, wig with a chinstrap
I'm thinkin' real hard, chewin' on a pen cap
Some songs just more for the headphones
Fuck the NFL, fuck the redzone
Yeah, it can all go away
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
Why is everything so miscellaneous
My messed up thoughts come instantaneous
And rappers dangerous as Hasslevania
Yeah, I murder Dracula in Castlevania
Then the sun comes up, but not needed
Vampires don't fuck with my genius
Mispronounced that though, I meant "genus"
(Don't let 'em see you ride your own thang)
Check the censorship
Extra strength for them extra sensitive people like me
She got them Triforce pieces I need
I won't buy 'till I see some ID (okay)
What's your largest sofa, can I put one arm in Barcelona?
Stretch all the way to Are-izona
If not, fuck that, party's over
Sorry Bulma
Find Vegeta
Bye Rihanna
Hi Felicia
Hide all yo weed inside your speaker
Bye bye police, it was nice to meet you (yeah)
It can all go away
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
It can go all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can go all go away
It can go all go away
Lyrics © INVERTED MUSIC UK LTD
Written by: Michael Eagle
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Dante Olivieri
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Imma say what it do when it's too much
Imma say what it do when it's too much
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, one, two
Might not wanna hear it but the truth hurts
My pot belly getting big, need some new shirts
Everything ain't great but I can do worse
'Cause I can go to the dentist when my tooth hurt
I don't watch Blue Earth when I get stoned
I pull apart a ink pen like a wishbone
Used to spend hella time in the friendzone
Loin cloth and a tie like a Flintstone
Big afro, wig with a chinstrap
I'm thinking real hard, chewing on a pen cap
Some songs just more for the headphones
Fuck the NFL, fuck the redzone
It's about time people get set straight
They got my stomach upset, Kaopectate
And I was up all night, went to bed late
I had a big fat Frank Black head day
Cut the dead weight off, get a new start
Cos you can sell hot dogs at the fruit cart
And if you verse too long make it two parts
I had a real bad dream, Bob Newhart
And I woke up crying in the bed, y'all
My lady asked am I good, I said hell naw
And then I felt all bad for my weird mood
I looked up and the sky still clear blue
Big afro, wig with a chinstrap
I'm thinking real hard, chewing on a pen cap
Some songs just more for the headphones
Fuck the NFL, fuck the redzone
Yeah, it can all go away
It can all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can all go away
It can all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can all go away
It can all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can all go away
It can all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can all go away
It can all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can all go away
[Verse 3Why is everything so miscellaneous
My messed up thoughts come instantaneous
And rap is dangerous as hassle made it, yeah
Yeah, I murder Dracula in Castlevania
Then the sun comes up, and I need it
Vampires don't fuck with my genius
Mispronounced that though, I meant genus
(Don't let 'em see you ride your own thang)
Check the censorship
Extra strength for them extra sensitive people like me
She got them Triforce pieces I need
I won't buy 'till I see some ID (okay)
What's your largest sofa, can I put one arm in Barcelona?
Stretch all the way to Are-izona
If not, fuck that, party's over
Sorry Bulma
Find Vegeta
Bye Rihanna
Hi Felicia
Hide all yo weed inside your speaker
Bye bye police, it was nice to meet you (yeah)
It can all go away
It can all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can all go away
It can all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can all go away
It can all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can all go away
It can all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can all go away
It can all go away, just shut yo eyes
It can all go away
It can all go away
anass jebali
I had anger issues and I had a lot of problems with my family and in school but this song maybe has saved my life "just shut yo eyes it can all go away" is a way of life for me now
Taylor Johnathan
OME you killed it with this release. Thank you for your music, you're an incredible artist and you've stuck to your roots since the beginning. You say what many people are afraid to say,and that's one of the most important things in Music. Great video too!!
Goofball Glass
Sometimes videos distract from a track, but this is an example of visual art combining with music in a 1+1=3 sort of way. A perfect pairing. I'm glad to have experienced them together for the first listen. Phenomenal work, Mike and William
Max Douglas-Hansen
Fire art bruh. Really enjoyed this album.
Hiatus From The World
This is phenomenal. Instant add to playlist, instant feeling of someone gets it other than me. I’m glad. Thank you.
Advent Buri
One of the best songs almost nobody has heard.
Salchichas Flotantes
I'm in love with this dude's flow on this track, it really makes the song
Jasmine Shea Townsend
This is truly one of my favorite songs out of any genre, ever
OANASTASISEINAITELEIOSPRODUCTIONS
Not a big fan of music videos I usually think they aren't necessary however this one is just amazing . Definitely top 3 for me . Just keep making whatever kind of music you want whether it's lofi or aggressive everything you produce makes me feel good about who I am
Gavin Knight Jackson
Then you haven't seen the right music videos ..